tully

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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All right, buddy,
sit down.

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You ready?

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(WHISPERS)
Let's do your arm.

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You want
to count with me?

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Okay.

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<i>BOTH: (SOFTLY) One, two,</i>

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three, four...

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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

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You need to go
to the bathroom, buddy?

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Just being your
own best friend?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Good night, Jonah.

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(LOUD VIBRATING)

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(EXHALES)

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Hey, did you bring Sarah
her inhaler?

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Yeah. And you, uh,

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brushed Jonah?

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Yup.

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Great.

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Don't forget we're going
to my brother's

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tomorrow night
for dinner.

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Craig hates me.

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He doesn't hate you.
His factory setting
is asshole.

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You think he's going
to respect me more
now I got promoted?

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Nope.
(CHUCKLES)

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But I'm sure he's
really excited to show us
his new G-Wagon.

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(CHUCKLES)

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DREW: (IMITATES CRAIG)
"It's sick, dude."

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Yeah.

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"It's matte black,
just like Justin Bieber's."

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llllm Ill
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

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(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

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(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

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SARAH: <i>Mom,
I can't find my books.</i>

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<i>MARLO: Sarah,
go put your shoes on.</i>

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(BARKING)
Jonah. Jonah.

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We're not playing a game
right now, okay?

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Jonah, give me this foot.
This foot, right in here.

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Not banana feet. Come on.

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Right here.
SARAH: I still can't find it!

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Sarah, look in my bedroom!
You left it in my bed!

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Oh, my...
Just hold still.

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Hold still. Hold still!
Ow!

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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JONAH: This
is not our lot.

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What?
Go to the other
parking lot.

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No, no, no, honey,
the other lot is full.

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We have to park here
today, okay?

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Other lot.
SARAH: Not again.

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Other lot. Other lot.

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Other lOt. Other I011.
Jonah, I have to meet
with Mrs. Bell.

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Other lot! Other lot!
Like, three minutes ago.

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Other lot!
Let's just park here, okay?

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Other lot!
Jonah, please?

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Other lOt! Other lOt!
I have to meet
with Mrs. Bell

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No, no, no!
three minutes ago!

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No, no, no! No, no, no!
Let's just park here!

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Mom, make him stop!
Other lot, Mama!

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Other lOt!
You know how he gets
with his routine.

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He doesn't like it
when we do things diff...

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Oh, my God!
Jesus Christ!

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The other lot is full!
Let's just park here.

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No! No!
Jonah!

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(JONAH YELLING)
(SARAH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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You happy now?

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(MARLO GRUNTS)

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Come on.

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Come on.

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(WHISPERS) Hi.

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Hi, Laurie.

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Sorry I'm so late.

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Regent was backed up
for blocks.

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Hi, Marlo.
Hi.

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Oh. Are you
on maternity leave yet?

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You look like
you're about to pop.

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Yeah, Friday was
my last day.
VVow.

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(SIGHS) Such a blessing.
Yes.

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Well, I hate to sound
like a broken record,

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but I need to talk
to you about Jonah.

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Miss Marvish tells me
that he is still having

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a really tough time in class,
and now we're starting

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to get worried about
his emotional development.

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Well, kindergarten
is a tough transition.

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But it's April.

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That's true.
Yeah.

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And he's about to have
a really big disruption
in his life, too.

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The... Oh, yes. Yeah.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
No, I have thought
about all of that.

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Right, and look,
Jonah's a sweetheart.

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We love him.

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But <i>as</i> you know, he's an...
Out-of-the-box kid.

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He's quirky.

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And there are 24
other children in the class,

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and it's not fair to them
that Jonah needs so much
of the teacher's time.

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No. It's not fair.
You should know,

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we've been working through
the meltdowns at home.

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Good.
He's doing much better.

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And doing this new
therapy on him that...

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We think that Jonah
could benefit from
a one-to-one aide.

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That's a teacher
that's there just for him,

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who shadows him
during the day,

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and gives him all
the extra support
he requires.

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That's amazing.
Yeah.

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And so that aide
is here on staff?

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No, we
don't provide aides.

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(LAUGHS QUIETLY)

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Sol have to go out
and get aides all by myself?

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Yes, you'd need
to hire this person.

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I'm paying for aides?

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One aide.
He just needs one aide.

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(EXHALES)

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Okay. I'll
figure that out.

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Anyway, we don't normally
make these kind
of accommodations

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for students at Saint V's,
butwe love your family, so...

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Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

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You're welcome.

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This is gonna be great.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Have a great day, okay?

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Thank you. You, too.
You're welcome.

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All right, bye-bye.
Bye.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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BARISTA: Next.

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Can I, um...

127
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All right, let me just get
a decaf skim latte.

128
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You know there are trace
amounts of caffeine
even in decaf, right?

129
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Huh?

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Oh, this. Yeah.

131
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Just so you know.

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You still want it?

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Yeah.

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And a muffin.

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(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

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<i>Mafia'?</i>

137
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Vi?

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On.
(CHUCKLES)

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Hey.

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What are you
doing out here?

141
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Um, I'm in town
for a friend's memorial.

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Yeah, her dad passed away.
Oh, I'm sorry.

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No, don't be.
He's a dick.

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(MARLO LAUGHS)

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What are you doing here?
You live here now?

146
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Yeah.

147
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Two kids.

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Nothing's changed.

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(SOFTLY) Yeah.

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Well, I should go,
I should get this coffee home

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before it gets as cold
and black <i>as</i> my womb.

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(MARLO CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

153
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You still got my number?

154
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I have a old number.

155
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Yeah, it's the same one.

156
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I'm still in Bushwick.

157
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You still live at the loft?

158
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Yeah. You should
call me sometime.

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Yeah.
Okay?

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(SCOOTER ENGINE STARTS)

161
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Hey, are you guys excited
to see your cousins?

162
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,144
Yeah.
ls the dog
gonna be out?

163
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Jonah,buddy.Thatd0g
can't hurt you,
he's, like, two pounds.

164
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,024
What is that
dog's name again?

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Prosecco.

166
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I wanna kill myself.

167
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What?

168
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,331
No, Mommy's joking,
honey, like a clown.

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Honk, honk.

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(MARLO SIGHS)

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You all right?

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JONAH: Is that
Uncle Craig's new car?

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00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,478
DREW: Yeah,
that's a G-Wagon.

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JONAH: Can we get one?
Nope.

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MARLO: You wouldn't want one.
They catch fire all the time.

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DREW: Mommy's joking again.

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MARLO: Yeah, that's why
it's all black like that.

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Probably caught
fire already.
SARAH: You're lying.

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MARLO: (HUSHED)
Don't get too close.

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(PROSECCO BARKING)

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Hey!

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Sarah, I'm gonna
steal those boots
Hey!

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Right off your feet,
they're so cute.

184
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,082
Hey, Elyse.
Hey.

185
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,210
Hi, guys. We made
an obstacle course

186
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,132
in the playroom if you want
to come check it out.

187
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,629
This is Shasta,
our nanny.

188
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,086
Hi.
We've got karaoke.

189
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,970
Yeah. We got
a karaoke machine.

190
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Cool!
All right.

191
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Shasta's so awesome.

192
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She has a master's degree
in early childhood education.

193
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I feel like she should
be telling me what to do.

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(MARLO CHUCKLES)
Marlo, you're glowing.

195
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God, really? 'Cause I feel
like an abandoned trash barge.

196
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Huh?

197
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,908
Oh. In the '80s,
there was this giant boat

198
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,576
filled with garbage
that just...

199
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Drifted up and down
the East Coast for weeks.

200
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,956
They couldn't figure out
where to dump it,

201
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,251
so eventually, they just
docked the boat in Brooklyn,

202
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burned all that trash.

203
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(MELLOW JAZZ PLAYING)

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(LAUGHS)

205
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,585
The ninth month is tough.

206
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,260
I remember I could barely
make it to the gym.

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CRAIG: Yes!

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00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,798
Let me take this.
Yes! The Moreaus
have arrived.

209
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,641
It's gonna be
a great night.

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Drew, how are you, buddy?
Craig. How's it going?

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<i>Great to see you. Mark).</i>

212
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,189
Yeah, I'm a personal
hug buffer now.

213
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,563
Oh, yeah. Just what
you've always wanted.

214
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,985
It's actually
kind of true.

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00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,857
ELYSE: When is your
due date again?

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00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,905
Monday.
Jesus, don't have it here.

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00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,782
ELYSE: She could
have it in the ofuro.

218
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,734
We just got this
Japanese soaking tub.

219
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,203
Craig's boss
gave it to us.
Wow.

220
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,246
My boss once
gave me the flu.

221
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,535
So, what are we thinking,
it's a boy or a girl?

222
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What's happening here?
ELYSE: You know, I feel

223
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like it's definitely a boy.
Marlo didn't want

224
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to find out this time,
but I kind of wish we did.

225
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Mid-40s, who needs
the surprise, right?

226
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Well, you're gonna
find out any day now, so...

227
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Exciting.

228
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Yep.

229
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,397
Whoa. Where...
Where are the kids sitting?

230
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Oh, they're
with Shasta.

231
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They have their own little
kid-friendly spread.

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Truffle mac and cheese,
something green.

233
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Yeah, lucky
little bastards.

234
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,160
Wow, we can actually
have a conversation.

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ELYSE: I know, right?

236
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,489
Oh.

237
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,913
Siri, play hip-hop.

238
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,461
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

239
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,581
(ELYSE LAUGHS)

240
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,249
Yeah.

241
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,464
Do you guys have
any chicken nuggets?

242
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,508
He only eats
chicken nuggets.

243
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,018
Chicken nuggets are full
of growth hormones.

244
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,270
Do you know what
they do to the chickens

245
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at factory farms?
What?

246
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They slice off their
beaks with a hot blade

247
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so the chickens
can't peck each other.

248
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Mmm.

249
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,987
<i>CRAIG: So, Drew,
how's work going?</i>

250
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,023
I'm curious
about the, um...

251
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,859
Last time we were
talking about, um...

252
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,286
Yeah, nobody...
Nobody gets what I do.

253
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:45,242
(CHUCKLES) I audit
organizational paths
and systems for workers

254
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,043
<i>'m a prom-corporate
structure.</i>

255
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,045
Mmm.
Oh, yeah. 'Course.

256
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,663
That's fun.

257
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,549
Um, it's hit
a snag lately,

258
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,127
so it's kind of
compelling right now, but...

259
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,713
You're swamped,
on a big project.

260
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,924
Well, that and three.

261
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,977
You know, the, that
thing in your stomach.

262
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,308
Oh.

263
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,978
Yeah, three kids.

264
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,233
Mmm.

265
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,734
Crazy.
Yep.

266
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,157
You're gonna love it.
We love having three.

267
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,200
And the third kid
is always the easiest. Right?

268
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,653
Oh, yeah.
Fred is so chill.

269
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,496
You can ignore him.
It's fine.
(CHUCKLES)

270
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,452
Chill would be nice.

271
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,159
Yeah, you guys really have
your hands full with Jonah.

272
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,246
Um, not in a bad way.

273
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,047
I mean, he's
such a great kid.

274
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,123
He's quirky.

275
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,168
His school wants us
to get him an aide,

276
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,878
'cause I guess
the teachers can't handle him.

277
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,592
ELYSE: Oh,
that's awesome.

278
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,893
Um, that they're, you know,
recognizing his needs.

279
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,100
Yeah, no, they're...
Yeah.

280
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,431
They're all over it.

281
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,435
Marlo, remind me
after dinner,

282
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,145
I want to show you
something cool.

283
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,030
I've already
seen the G-Wagon.

284
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,111
(MOCKING)
It's not the G-Wagon.

285
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,947
It's very cool.
You're gonna like it.

286
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,541
(RECORD CRACKLING)

287
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,496
(TRADITIONAL HAWAIIAN
MUSIC PLAYING)

288
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,090
Do you like it?

289
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,556
When do the birds
start singing?

290
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,555
Okay, you know,
it was inspired by

291
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,140
one of the most
beautiful places
I've ever been.

292
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,224
Epcot?

293
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,934
Tahiti.

294
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,898
(CHUCKLING)

295
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,526
Sit down, asshole.
I'll make you a drink.

296
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,533
So, um, I want
to talk to you.

297
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,862
I have an idea for a special
baby gift this time around.

298
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,905
Ooh, is it money'?
No.

299
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,866
(GROANS)
I don't mind money.

300
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,664
I'm not above that.
You know that, right?

301
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:56,293
Yeah. Do you know
what a night nanny is?

302
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,506
Okay, you Know what,
everybody does it.

303
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,383
At least everyone
we know does it.

304
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,840
It's just like
a regular nanny,
except they come at night.

305
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,345
You know, they stay over
for a few weeks, or a month,

306
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,143
and they take care
of the baby at night,

307
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,471
so Mom and Dad can get
some sleep. It's no big deal.

308
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,306
What? Does she breastfeed?

309
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,814
No, she doesn't
breastfeed your ba...

310
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,611
(CHUCKLES)
This is not feudal China.

311
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,609
No. She wakes you up,

312
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,154
so you can, you know,
do the...

313
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,406
Don't do that.
Breastfeeding,

314
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,954
and then you
<i>pass</i> off the baby,

315
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,326
and go to sleep
when you're done.

316
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,782
Everybody wins.

317
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,372
I don't want a stranger
in my house

318
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,169
bonding with my
newborn every night.

319
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,000
That's like
a Lifetime movie,

320
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,752
where the nanny tries
to kill the family

321
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,799
and the mom survives
and she has to walk

322
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,377
with a cane at the end.
Right.

323
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,712
Well, we had
a night nanny.

324
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,470
I don't remember that.

325
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:49,768
The reason you don't
remember it is because
she only came at night.

326
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,849
They're like ninjas.
They sneak in and out.

327
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,271
You barely even know
they're there.

328
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,973
Elyse said she was great.

329
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,816
Craig, please tell me
you didn't hire me
one of those people.

330
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,616
Oh, my God, you did.

331
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,155
Okay, Marlo.

332
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,113
You have a lot going on.

333
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,658
I know this kid
wasn't planned.

334
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,128
And yes, yes,
it's the greatest thing
that's ever happened.

335
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,207
He's a miracle straight
from Heaven, blah, blah,
blah, blah. But...

336
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,750
I don't want
what happened last time.

337
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,045
Don't do that.

338
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,755
Hey. I love you.

339
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,636
No, seriously,
you're being an
asshole. Just stop.

340
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,810
Drew needs to focus
on his protostructures
and you need to be happy...

341
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,187
Especially for Jonah.

342
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,228
I see the way
you're looking at me.

343
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,275
I know you think
this is just some...

344
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,813
Bougie thing that
only rich assholes do.

345
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,568
And maybe it is,
okay? Maybe.

346
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,900
But don't forget,
I wasn't always
a rich asshole.

347
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,611
I grew up in that same
shitty house as you did,

348
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,287
same shitty parents.
Oh, my...

349
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,989
Same shit-brown Buick.

350
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,869
And I'm telling you,
Marlo...

351
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,284
Yes?

352
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,710
Get over yourself.

353
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,078
Call her.

354
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,708
She comes
highly recommended.

355
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,137
MARLO: You can't just
outsource your entire life.

356
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,923
(CHUCKLES) Sounds
pretty ideal to me.

357
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,847
You don't have to wake up
five times a night
or whatever.

358
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,637
You don't even
wake up anyway.

359
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,767
Well, I don't have boobs.

360
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,437
Not yet.

361
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,268
It's not like
I could do anything.

362
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,523
It's fine.

363
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,895
It is.

364
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,989
You have a big year.

365
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,112
(GAS PUMP CLICKING)

366
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,112
You know, I've got
a couple of trips coming up.

367
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,992
You think you're
gonna be okay?

368
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,666
Honey'?
Hmm? What?

369
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,505
Where'd you go?

370
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,832
Did you say something?

371
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,296
(GAS PUMP STOPS)

372
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,354
Hi, uh, we're here
to have this baby.

373
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,780
(MONITOR BEEPING)

374
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,366
You're gonna feel
a little bit of freezing,
okay?

375
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,818
This will be
a little pinch.

376
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,699
Three, two, one, pinch.

377
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,160
It's going t0 go
nice and numb
in a sec.

378
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,240
Good work.

379
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,575
Oh, you're great.

380
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,080
<i>...the collection that we're
going to see here today.</i>

381
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,787
<i>Well, tonight's theme
is Mermaid Cove,</i>

382
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:08,249
<i>so we're celebrating
the beauty of mermaids</i>

383
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,504
<i>with all of our models.</i>

384
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,301
We have some really long...

385
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,599
NURSE: Breathe it out.
Breathe it out.
(G ROANS)

386
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,473
Breathe it out.
And go, go,
go,go,go,go.

387
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,773
(MARLO PANTING)

388
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:25,975
(BABY CRYING)
There you go.

389
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,275
NURSE: There you go.
It's a girl.

390
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,570
(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

391
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:30,779
It's a girl.

392
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,318
NURSE: Oh,
you've got a girl.
(SIGHS HEA\/ILY)

393
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:33,983
DREW: You okay?

394
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,739
(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)

395
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,702
Hi, sweetheart. Oh.

396
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,746
Hi.

397
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,289
Okay.

398
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,040
<i>Oh, she's so sweet.</i>

399
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,125
Yeah.

400
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,051
Marlo, she's your mini.

401
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,796
Look at those lips.

402
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,886
CRAIG: I wish
we could stay.

403
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,263
We have to go
to Emmy's school
talent show.

404
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,849
MARLO: Oh,
what's her talent?

405
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,929
Pilates.

406
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,817
Do you mind putting her back
in the bassinet for me?

407
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,439
Oh, sure.
Thanks.

408
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,865
All right, you,
take it easy, okay?

409
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,322
Tell Dad congrats
when he wakes up.

410
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,699
MARLO: Yep.

411
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,619
Bye.
Bye.

412
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,080
(ICE CRUNCHING)

413
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,429
ELYSE: <i>So, did you
end up talking to her
about the night nanny?</i>

414
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,140
I did. She said
she could never
let a stranger

415
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,597
take care of her baby.

416
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,398
What? So she's judging
our choices now.

417
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,192
I just want
my sister back.

418
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:54,192
I feel like these last
few years, somebody
snuffed a match.

419
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,526
Well, maybe you should
call Drew and see
if he can convince her.

420
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,527
Drew hates me.

421
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,619
Mmm-hmm.

422
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,907
(SIGHS)

423
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,084
(URINATES SMALL AMOUNT)

424
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,915
(GROANS) Hey,
did you hear it?

425
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,090
(CHUCKLES)
That's not enough.

426
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,588
(SIGHS) I peed.

427
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,382
Come on, why
is it so important?

428
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,804
If you don't pee soon,

429
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,005
we'll have to put
the catheter back in.

430
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,432
I peed. Why
don't you believe me?

431
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,180
It's in there,
in the bowl.

432
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,636
Do a test or something.

433
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,516
You have to show me
that you can do a pee-pee.

434
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,563
How much fucking pee
do you need?

435
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,892
Do you want me to spray it
all over the bathroom?

436
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,727
Do you want
a fucking golden shower?

437
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,232
You need to rest, Mommy.

438
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,693
(SIGHS)

439
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,449
(QUIETLY) I have
to fucking pee.

440
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,411
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

441
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,510
(BABY CRYING)

442
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,605
(CRYING CONTINUES)

443
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,960
(BABY CRYING)

444
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,837
(CLATTERING)

445
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,260
(CRYING CONTINUES)

446
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,100
(PUMP WHOOSHING)

447
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,183
(BABY CRYING)

448
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,240
(BABY CRYING)

449
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,997
(DRYER CLATTERING)

450
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,008
(BABY CRYING)

451
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,220
Aren't you the most
precious little...

452
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,264
(BABY CRYING)

453
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,777
<i>Where are my legs?
What's going on?</i>

454
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,200
<i>This is crazy, we're...
GIRLS: Mermaids!</i>

455
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,749
Oh, no, no, no!

456
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,048
(CRYING)
(SHUSHING)

457
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,091
(PUMP WHOOSHES)

458
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,731
(WHISPERING)
Okay, let go, I'm late.

459
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:16,932
Jonah, I'm late.

460
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:17,307
Jonah, I'm late.

461
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:19,936
Hey.

462
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,771
LAURIE: Hi.
Thanks, Dallas.

463
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,652
Oh, so we have
a little visitor today, huh?

464
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,233
Yeah, she's sleeping.

465
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,316
<i>Okay _
wens)</i>

466
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,530
So, we're coming up on the end
of the kindergarten year,

467
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,990
and I just wanted to talk
to you about Mr. Jonah.

468
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,792
Look, we're, um, getting
the aide, the one aide.

469
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,912
Just got to figure out
how we're gonna pay for it.

470
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,793
Well, when you guys applied,

471
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,500
we did express some
concern about whether

472
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,177
or not Saint Vitus was
the right fit for Jonah,

473
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,176
but we love your family and we
have such a great relationship

474
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,799
with your brother
and his wife.
I understand.

475
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,641
What?
I get it, Laurie,

476
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,390
I'm only here
because of my brother.

477
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,937
No, that's
not true, actually.

478
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,356
They're big donors,
they called in a favor.

479
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,434
Yeah, okay.

480
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:05,482
We think Jonah might be better
served at a different school.

481
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,117
You're expelling him?

482
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:12,367
No, Marlo, expulsion
is a punishment.

483
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,665
We like to think
of this as a dismissal.

484
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:19,415
There are places
that are better
suited to kids like Jonah.

485
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,873
What does that mean,
"kids like Jonah"?

486
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,212
Well, he's quirky

487
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,633
and he needs...
Oh, my God,

488
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,461
what is this
"quirky" thing

489
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:28,796
everybody keeps saying?
It's so stupid.

490
00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,096
What does it even mean?

491
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,595
Do I have a kid
or a fucking ukulele?

492
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,051
Just say what you mean.

493
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,727
You think Jonah
is retarded.

494
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,396
Yes, and he's
ruining it

495
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:39,599
for everybody in his
class who's reading, like,

496
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,309
The <i>Iliad</i> or whatever
the fuck they read!

497
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,775
(SIGHS) I'm sorry
about my retarded son, Laurie.

498
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:49,654
Oh, I'm sorry, "quirky,"
'cause he's a fucking
pocket watch.

499
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:52,156
Fuck this!
No, no, no.

500
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,950
Jonah is bright,
he's great.
Oh, my God.

501
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,869
It's just not
the right fit, Marlo.
Just say what you mean.

502
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,617
You hate my kid!
What?

503
00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,372
You hate us!
We don't hate you.

504
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,748
We don't hate your kid.
(SIGHING) Oh, my God.

505
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,125
It's just not
the right fit.

506
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,706
Dallas, would you
please walk her out?

507
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,291
Don't fucking
touch me, Dallas.

508
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,047
I wasn't.
Look, no, you need
to calm down.

509
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,173
I'm not letting you
leave like this.

510
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,378
I leave like this
every day.

511
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:10,546
Every day.

512
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,844
You just don't see it.
This is the real me

513
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,391
when I'm not licking
your asshole.

514
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:15,558
Surprise!

515
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,511
(BABY CRYING)
Oh!

516
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:21,728
She's fine.

517
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,452
(CRYING CONTINUES)

518
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,660
Fuck!

519
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,423
(PANTING)

520
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,185
Just take it.

521
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,643
Please, please,
just take it.

522
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,850
(CRYING CONTINUES)

523
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,876
(CRYING CONTINUES)

524
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,551
(MICROWAVE WHIRRING)

525
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,888
(MICROWAVE DINGS)

526
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,482
(VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS)

527
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,368
Hey, guys-

528
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,452
Hi. Daddy!

529
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:06,912
Hi.
Hi.

530
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,171
Ooh.

531
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,590
Oh, give me a smile.

532
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,375
You got a smile
for Daddy?

533
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,299
Yeah, that's Daddy's smile.

534
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:15,837
(SIGHS)

535
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,178
Hey, frozen pizza, awesome.

536
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,510
Urn...

537
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:22,644
(VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS)

538
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,312
I thought we weren't
doing screen time.

539
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,684
I mean, it's fine by me,
it's... It's your rule.

540
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,238
Listen, I decided to call
that night nanny.

541
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,314
You did?

542
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,692
Oh.
Yeah, why?

543
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,698
Uh, no, I mean, uh, it's...

544
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,579
You know, Craig's
paying for it.

545
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,702
He's probably going
to lord that over us.

546
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,499
No, you're right,
I'll just cancel it.

547
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,951
You do your thing.

548
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,044
I'll just be down here
and make another
pot of coffee,

549
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,246
never sleep again.
No.

550
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,081
I didn't mean
that, I just...

551
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,462
Are you okay?

552
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,627
Hey, guys,
is Mommy okay?

553
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,052
I don't know.

554
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,380
She's coming at 10:30.

555
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,723
(LIQUID SLOSHES)
(JONAH GIGGLES)

556
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,258
DREW: Jonah.

557
00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:06,605
(MARLO SIGHING)

558
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,477
Mom, what's wrong
with your body?

559
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,953
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

560
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,178
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

561
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,379
MAN: <i>So, is that
what you're into?</i>

562
00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:41,010
<i>You're into</i> a <i>little,</i> uh...

563
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,644
<i>You're into</i> a <i>little,</i> uh...

564
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,597
(SPAN KS)
(WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

565
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:50,649
<i>I love spanking women</i>

566
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:54,149
<i>during the act of,
you know, making love.</i>

567
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:57,864
<i>I guess a little spanking
isn't making love?
I don't know.</i>

568
00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:58,986
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

569
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,113
<i>You've got a great ass.</i>

570
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,819
(WOMAN LAUGHS)

571
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:04,954
(MOANS)

572
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,248
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

573
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,715
(DRUMMING NAILS ON GLASS)

574
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,297
(SIGHING) on, God.

575
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:27,636
Hello.

576
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:30,680
I'm Tully.

577
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,726
You must be Marlo.

578
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,312
Yes.
May I come in?

579
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,730
Yeah.

580
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:40,823
Oh.

581
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,578
(GASPS) Who's this?

582
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:47,747
Oh, you mean the baby?

583
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:48,915
Yeah, what's her name?

584
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:53,207
Her name is Mia.

585
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:55,580
Mia.

586
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,625
Yeah, it was
my mom's name.

587
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,210
I was always gonna use it,

588
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,796
but then it became,
like, really popular and...

589
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,297
There's two Mias
in my son's class.

590
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,428
Who cares?

591
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,716
What?

592
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:08,723
Who cares if it's popular?

593
00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:09,803
It's a beautiful name.

594
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,909
I'm sorry,
how old are you?

595
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:27,328
I didn't... I don't mean...
I just didn't expect...

596
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:29,827
(BOTH LAUGH)
No, I, I get it a lot.

597
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,743
Um, I'm older
than I look.

598
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,377
Oh, I don't...

599
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:41,585
What?

600
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,681
How does this
normally work?
(LAUGHS)

601
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,591
Well, how would
you like it to work?

602
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,221
Uh, I don't know.

603
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:51,720
Okay.

604
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,348
I'm here to
take care of you.

605
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,393
I thought you were
taking care of the baby.

606
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,441
Yeah, but you pretty much
are the baby.

607
00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:04,779
I mean, even though
this one's been earth-side
for three weeks,

608
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,860
her DNA is still
inside of you.

609
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,120
(CHUCKLES)
Right, yeah.

610
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,664
No, actually her cells
will hang around

611
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,412
in your bloodstream
for years,

612
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:16,704
and though Mia here will be
her own person someday,

613
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:19,505
right now
she's still very much
an extension of you.

614
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:23,343
She knows your smell,
your voice, your heartbeat.

615
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,508
And you know her
better than anyone.

616
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,430
I mean, you built her
from the toes up.

617
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,230
And so to bed.

618
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:39,768
What?

619
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:40,977
Samuel Pepys.

620
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,982
He had a diary
during the English
Restoration.

621
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,323
Right, Samuel Pepys.

622
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,403
Yeah.

623
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,031
I'll settle in down
here with Mia.

624
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,082
You go upstairs
and get some rest.

625
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:56,914
Should I show you
how to do the...

626
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:59,462
No, we got a place to sleep,
we got diapers. We're good.

627
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:02,545
Right?

628
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,625
(GIGGLING) Yes.

629
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,136
(MIA GRUNTING)

630
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,255
Okay.

631
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,974
I'll come wake you up
when she's ready to nurse.

632
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,476
Oh, okay.

633
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:14,719
Night.

634
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,641
(QUIETLY)
What the...

635
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:25,064
(FAINT GUNFIRE
OVER HEADPHONES)

636
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:46,585
Hey.

637
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,837
The night nanny's
downstairs.

638
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,801
Oh, what's she like?

639
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,349
(WHISPERING) Weird.

640
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,885
What?

641
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,095
Weird.

642
00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:01,562
Are we just gonna leave
her down there with Mia?

643
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,570
Yeah, I guess.

644
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:07,689
Okay.

645
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,493
(KICKING SEAT)

646
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,956
Jonah, stop.

647
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,424
Jonah! Stop it!

648
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,343
(GROANS)

649
00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:38,596
Jonah, stop!

650
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,188
(LAUGHING)

651
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,106
(QUIETLY) Oh, my God.
(HORN HONKING)

652
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,775
Mommy.
(HORN BLARING)

653
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,227
Tully.
What?

654
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,436
Hi. Shh.

655
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,108
Yeah, easy, easy.
Hi.

656
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,439
She's ready for you.

657
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,195
Okay.
Good?

658
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:53,735
(GROANS SOFTLY)

659
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,157
May I?

660
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,241
Okay.

661
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,711
(GROANS)

662
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,288
Good?
Yeah.

663
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,629
(MIA SUCKLING)

664
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:28,649
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

665
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,568
(MIA CRIES SOFTLY
OVER MONITOR)

666
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:35,614
(SIGHS)

667
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,450
(SNORING SOFTLY)

668
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:44,294
(MIA coos)

669
00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:00,218
Why is the house
so clean?

670
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,272
(MIA coos)

671
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,401
So, wait, she was
in our bedroom last night?

672
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,485
Yeah.

673
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,199
She brought Mia
over to nurse

674
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,407
and then she just
sat in the shadows

675
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:22,832
waiting for me to finish.

676
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:23,908
Hmm, creepy.

677
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,417
How did I
not wake up?

678
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:26,790
God, I can't imagine.

679
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,463
And then she
went downstairs

680
00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,381
and chiseled eight years
of filth off the floors.

681
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:31,583
I know.

682
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,294
Maybe she's nocturnal.
Huh.

683
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:35,670
Yeah, like
Sarah's hamster.

684
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:36,846
You remember
that thing?

685
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,131
(SIGHS)
God.

686
00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:39,636
The wheel
all night long.

687
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,593
She ate
her own young.
Hey.

688
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,394
Mom, I need water.
(SIGHS)

689
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,105
The game
hasn't started yet.
So? I'm thirsty.

690
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,641
Anyway, it was
like she took over.

691
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,654
She just, she knew
exactly what to do.

692
00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,693
So, like me in bed.

693
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,779
No, she makes
eye contact.

694
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,110
(CHUCKLES)

695
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,577
So, how do you feel?

696
00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:02,864
Honestly?

697
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,458
I can't remember
the last time
I slept like that.

698
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,790
I mean...
(CHUCKLES)

699
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,871
It's like I can
see color again.

700
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,798
Can we keep her?

701
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,795
She's not a dog.

702
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,130
(CHUCKLES)

703
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:19,756
MAN: <i>(ON TV)</i>
...is <i>trying to figure out</i>

704
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:20,886
<i>what my clients really need.</i>

705
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,433
<i>One thing
about Billie is this.</i>

706
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,261
<i>She just wants
what we all want</i>

707
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,346
<i>which is companionship
and love.</i>

708
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,850
<i>And I think she's
into a man's man.</i>

709
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,151
<i>She likes</i> a <i>guy that's
(KNOCKING</i> ON <i>DOOR)</i>

710
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,070
<i>not afraid to get dirty.</i>

711
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,949
Hi.
Hey.

712
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,323
Good evening.

713
00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:42,279
Thank you for cleaning
the house the other day.

714
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:43,363
You really...

715
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,618
You really didn't
have to do that.

716
00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:45,698
No, I enjoyed it.

717
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,459
I'm like Saudi Arabia,
I have an energy surplus.

718
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:49,994
Oh, all right.

719
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:55,253
What's this?
Oh, God.

720
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,459
I'm sorry. That, um...

721
00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:57,710
TULLYI No, what is it?

722
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,387
(MOANING ON TELEVISION)

723
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:00,972
It's, um...

724
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:05,351
It's a reality TV show
called Gigolos. (CHUCKLES)

725
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,262
What's it about?

726
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:09,556
Gigolos.

727
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:12,267
Who's he?

728
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,568
That's Brace.

729
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,237
He's the oldest
of the gigolos.

730
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,278
And women pay
to sleep with him?

731
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,485
Well, no. He aged out,

732
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:24,242
so they gave him a position
in upper management.

733
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,321
Oh.

734
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,909
You know what? (LAUGHS)
lam going to turn this off.

735
00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:30,790
No, no, no, don't, please.
You're enjoying it.

736
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,497
Oh, no, lwasjust...
It was on TV.

737
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:34,581
<i>Mark: ,</i>

738
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,294
you can't be
self-conscious of me.
This won't work if you are.

739
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,844
(MIA coos)

740
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,098
I'm just not used to people
doing things for me.

741
00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:44,173
That's all.

742
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:48,220
Okay. Just pretend
I'm Brace.

743
00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:52,102
Well, you're
more of an Ash.

744
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:56,110
He's this Tantric
Indian gigolo.

745
00:39:56,644 --> 00:40:00,569
Practices meditation
and speaks Japanese.
(CHUCKLES)

746
00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,108
<i>Kon'nichiwa.</i>

747
00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:07,951
(WHISPERING) Okay,
I'm gonna go upstairs.

748
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,032
Okay.

749
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,708
Watch a movie with Drew.
Okay.

750
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,877
Okay.
Have fun.

751
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:13,999
(MIA COOS)
Yeah.

752
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,705
Oh, I can
put on headphones

753
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,506
if you guys want
to make some noise.

754
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,964
Oh, no, we don't...

755
00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:22,462
LN'

756
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,090
We're good. (CHUCKLES)
Okay.

757
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:27,676
Hey, kiss good night.

758
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,141
She'll be different
in the morning.

759
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:31,888
That's sweet.

760
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:35,399
No, she will.
She'll grow
a little overnight.

761
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,105
So will we.

762
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,231
(MIA GRUNTS)

763
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:44,989
Hey, baby,
Say good night to Mommy?

764
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:53,998
Good night.
Good night.

765
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:55,828
Hi.

766
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,314
(SIGHS)

767
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:31,155
(GASPS)

768
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:32,281
(GASPS)

769
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,873
Oh... Oh, God.

770
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,837
(CRIES)

771
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,551
(SUCKLING)

772
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,556
She's got
a strong latch.

773
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,146
Yeah, she's a barnacle.

774
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:58,517
Okay, so if
she's a barnacle,

775
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,772
are you a boat
or are you a whale?

776
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:03,104
I don't know.

777
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,240
Well, barnacles hurt boats,
but they don't hurt whales.

778
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:07,316
Oh.

779
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,744
If a barnacle latches onto
a whale, it's harmless.

780
00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:12,493
It's just this little obligate
parasite doing its thing.

781
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,162
Does she look like
your other kids?

782
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:20,913
Yeah.

783
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,632
She looks a lot like
my daughter, Sarah.

784
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,132
What's Sarah like?

785
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:25,759
She's eight.

786
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,345
She's getting
at this age

787
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,799
where she's starting to be
really hard on herself.

788
00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:33,176
It makes me nervous 'cause
it doesn't get any easier

789
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,727
for girls, you know?

790
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,768
No, it doesn't.

791
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,688
What about Jonah?

792
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,903
Jonah's great.

793
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,152
I mean, he's exhausting.

794
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,737
We don't really know
what his deal is.

795
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:53,492
We've seen three
different doctors

796
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,074
and all they can
really tell us
is that he's atypical.

797
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:59,419
He's got all these strange
behaviors and anxieties.

798
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:02,622
We...

799
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:07,628
We brush him like...

800
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:12,303
I brush his body
at night, like a horse.

801
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,301
Why?

802
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:19,348
I don't know, this therapist
told us it's supposed to
reduce his sensitivities

803
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:20,727
to everyday things.

804
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,141
Oh.

805
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,568
We can't afford
the therapist anymore,

806
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,692
so I just watched
these YouTube videos

807
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,523
and figured out
how to do it.

808
00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:33,870
(CHUCKLES)
It's called
Wilbargefls Brush Protocol.

809
00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:36,155
"Protocol."

810
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:37,748
Sounds official.

811
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:39,959
Officially shitty.

812
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,581
(CHUCKLES)

813
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:47,083
Well, you seem
like a great mom.

814
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,509
(SCOFFS)

815
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:52,213
Great moms organize class
parties and casino night.

816
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,599
They bake cupcakes
that look like Minions.

817
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:59,220
All the things
I'm just too tired to do.

818
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:02,227
Honestly, even getting dressed
just feels exhausting.

819
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:04,517
I open my closet

820
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,568
and I just think,
"Didn't I just do this?"

821
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,612
Yeah, but that's the downside
of living on a planet

822
00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:10,110
with a short solar day.

823
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,525
Although Jupiter
is even shorter.

824
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,235
(MIA SUCKLING)

825
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,946
You're like a book
of fun facts

826
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,530
for unpopular
fourth graders.

827
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:18,785
(CHUCKLES)

828
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:20,704
What do you do?

829
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:26,882
Human resources with a company
that makes protein bars.

830
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,507
My English lit degree
really paid off.

831
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,587
(CHUCKLES) Okay.

832
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,431
Uh, so, what did you
want to do?

833
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:43,432
I don't... I mean, if I had
a dream that didn't come true,

834
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:46,188
I could at least be
pissed off at the world.

835
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,155
Instead, I'm just
pissed off at myself.

836
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:54,696
You're empty.

837
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:56,903
Yeah.

838
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,824
No, you're empty
on this side.

839
00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,079
She's done.

840
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,868
(SIGHS) Oh.
Here, I'll take her.

841
00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:05,077
Okay.

842
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,707
Hi, little bear.

843
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,919
Hi, little d0ll.

844
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,222
<i>Mafia'?</i>

845
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,299
Hmm?

846
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,018
I'm here to help you
with everything,

847
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,436
not just Mia.

848
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,266
You can't fix the parts
without treating the whole.

849
00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:32,655
Yeah, no one's
treated my whole
in a really long time.

850
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:34,819
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

851
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,443
(MIA GRUNTS)

852
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:37,944
Oh.

853
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:39,741
My baby.

854
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,616
Are we going to have
a good day today?

855
00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:44,909
Meow.

856
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,494
Ooh, are you
a little kitten?

857
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,624
Meow.

858
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,125
What the...

859
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,348
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

860
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:02,969
MARLOI Hi.

861
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,687
Is it okay if we
bring in treats?

862
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,935
They're nut-free.

863
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:08,565
My mommy made them.

864
00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:11,018
(EXCITED CHATTER)
I want cupcakes.

865
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:12,103
I am gonna steal
this one.

866
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,529
BOY: No!
Yes.

867
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:16,991
Hey, Mia. Mia.
I want one.

868
00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,444
Okay.
I want one.

869
00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:20,653
MARLO: Hi.

870
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:24,240
Oh.
I'm here to apologize
for the other day.

871
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:26,034
I brought an olive
branch of sorts.

872
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,460
Actually, it's a cupcake,

873
00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,333
but who wants
an olive branch, right?

874
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:32,047
(MIA FUSSES)

875
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,420
Sorry, Dallas,
I only brought one.

876
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:35,046
And, look,

877
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,345
about the Jonah
thing, I get it.

878
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,468
You know, sometimes it just
doesn't... It's not a fit.

879
00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:41,345
You know, you'll find
the right place.

880
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:42,758
Yeah.

881
00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:44,927
We will.

882
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,804
<i>Chapter three
of I Hate Rules!</i>

883
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:48,184
"Katie Kazoo decides

884
00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:50,062
"there should be
no more rules at school."

885
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,230
So, what are
the consequences?
I don't know.

886
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,486
What about George?
He has ten desserts.

887
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:55,563
What happens then?

888
00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,988
MARLO: Come on,
guys. Dinner.

889
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,199
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

890
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,162
Oh, my God.

891
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,457
Are you shocked that
I can roast a chicken?

892
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:13,335
I am, actually.
It's so easy.

893
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,757
You just take
a bunch of lemon

894
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,175
and you shove it
into the cavity,

895
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,342
a little salt and pepper,

896
00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:18,920
and you're good to go.
Hmm.

897
00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:20,550
Is the cavity the butt?

898
00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:22,302
Honey, that's gross.
It's not the butt.

899
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:23,382
SARAH: What is it?

900
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,809
It's just the gaping hole

901
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,136
where the chicken's
organs used to be.

902
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:27,470
Hand me the bread.

903
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,976
That's worse than a butt.
I know, Sarah.

904
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,811
(WHISPERING)
It's murder.

905
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,196
Ah, there she is.
(MIA COOS)

906
00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:39,156
(DOOR OPENS)

907
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,232
TULLY: Hey.

908
00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:42,284
Where's Mia?
(GASPS)

909
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:43,869
How was your day?

910
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:44,945
Good.

911
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:47,619
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I'm starving.

912
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,249
So, what do you do
during the day?

913
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:58,422
The same thing
I do every day,

914
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:01,262
try to take over the world.

915
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:02,964
(LAUGHS)

916
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:04,432
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, God.

917
00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:09,516
No, I'm just pretty much
napping, mostly.

918
00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:12,936
Wow. God, that's nice.

919
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,225
Hi.

920
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,105
Hi, little bear.

921
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:20,861
Hey, thanks
for those cupcakes.

922
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:22,866
No problem.
Oh...

923
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:24,864
All right, I will
be in my quarters.

924
00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:26,412
Night-night.

925
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,119
Hi, little bear.

926
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,997
Oh, you're starting
to look like Ma.

927
00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:41,215
And one day he packed
his bags and left.

928
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:42,671
Yeah.

929
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:44,213
I have an early flight.

930
00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:46,173
Portland?
Phoenix.

931
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,054
A server farm.

932
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,850
They got me on
a rinky-dink airline
with no seat assignments,

933
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:53,647
so I just want
to get there early.

934
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,599
(MIA FUSSING OVER MONITOR)
Urn...

935
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,478
Mmm-hmm.
Are you guys
gonna be good?

936
00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:01,155
(MIA coos)

937
00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:02,523
Is she okay?

938
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:04,400
(SOFTLY) Yeah.

939
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,322
Urn...
Oh.

940
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,452
So how are you feeling?

941
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,334
(swans SOFTLY)

942
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:15,665
(SIGHS)

943
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:20,466
I feel fine.

944
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,304
Yeah.
Hmm.

945
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,676
Okay, good.

946
00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,465
Okay.
Good.

947
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:29,550
All right.

948
00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,100
(SIGHS)

949
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:43,531
(SIGHS)

950
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:48,069
(MIA FUSSING OVER MONITOR)

951
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,285
(SIGHS)

952
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:03,626
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

953
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,677
Are you excited
about the new school?

954
00:50:05,753 --> 00:50:07,505
I'm scared.
That's okay.

955
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:11,138
I'm a grown-up, and even
I find new things scary
all the time.

956
00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:15,392
Like your new baby?
I'm not scared of the baby.

957
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:16,643
What's going on?

958
00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:18,474
I have to pee.

959
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,774
(SIGHS) Oh, God.

960
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:21,647
Okay, come.
Quick, quick, quick.

961
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,985
JONAH: Are you sure
nobody's gonna flush?

962
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:31,029
Nobody's in there.

963
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:32,954
Nobody's gonna flush,
I promise.

964
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,748
I don't want it
to be loud.

965
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,326
Oh, my God.
Jonah, nobody's in there!

966
00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:39,624
(TOILET FLUSHES)
(JONAH SCREAMING)

967
00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:42,624
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I didn't know
it was automatic!

968
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:44,128
Jonah! Jonah!
(JONAH SHOUTING)

969
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,380
Jonah, stop!

970
00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,006
Jonah. Jonah, stop.
(CRYING LOUDLY)

971
00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:49,134
The world is full
of loud toilets.

972
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,386
The world is a loud toilet.
Please, shh.

973
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:52,933
Hey.
Hi.

974
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,643
What's going on,
little fella?

975
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,061
(SNIFFLES)
Sorry.

976
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,934
He just gets freaked out
by certain noises.

977
00:50:58,013 --> 00:50:59,731
I'm sorry, we're...
We'll go.

978
00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:01,605
No, no, you
don't have to go.

979
00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:06,025
Hey.

980
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:10,902
How about you and me hang out
and be trees for a bit?

981
00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:12,907
Is that okay?

982
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,280
Hmm?

983
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,074
Okay.

984
00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,248
Can you bring your foot
up like this?

985
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:30,137
You want to give me
some branches?

986
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,928
That's good stuff.

987
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,180
Big breath in.

988
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,137
(INHALES DEEPLY)

989
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,349
Now you blow out
through the leaves.

990
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,309
(TRILLING LIPS LOUDLY)

991
00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:45,519
That's better, right?

992
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:51,238
You don't have
to apologize.

993
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:53,740
You don't have to leave,

994
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,492
'cause you didn't
do anything wrong.

995
00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,411
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

996
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,248
Oh, come on.

997
00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:07,917
Have fun in class.

998
00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:24,516
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

999
00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:03,731
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(some CONTINUES)

1000
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,791
Mom?
Hmm?

1001
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,873
Why do you wear
makeup now?

1002
00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,343
I guess I just want
to look nice sometimes.

1003
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,170
Why? You don't like it?

1004
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,718
I like it.
You just look different.

1005
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,094
Like Draculaura.

1006
00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:23,518
Which one is
Draculaura again?

1007
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,518
She's Dracula's daughter
from Monster High.

1008
00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,190
Hmm. Monster High.

1009
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,859
That's high school
for monsters, right?

1010
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:31,935
Yeah.

1011
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,149
What's Draculaura's
story again?

1012
00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:38,529
She's 1,600 years old.

1013
00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,492
Mmm.

1014
00:54:42,571 --> 00:54:43,914
Sounds about right.

1015
00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:53,836
(PANTING)

1016
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,082
(MARLO PANTING)

1017
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,541
Are you okay?

1018
00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:30,209
Yeah.

1019
00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:32,371
What?

1020
00:55:33,705 --> 00:55:34,706
Oh, it's milk.

1021
00:55:35,624 --> 00:55:36,625
Imake milk.

1022
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:49,563
(STEADY PUMPING)

1023
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,316
(TULLY SIGHING)

1024
00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:56,854
(GASPS)

1025
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,901
Is this sangria?

1026
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:01,400
Yeah.

1027
00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:03,702
Yeah, it always
reminds me of college.

1028
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,284
You see, you are
a homemaker.

1029
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:09,120
Because I made sangria?
Mmm-hmm.

1030
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,577
You know they make sangria
in prison toilets, right?

1031
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,378
I know. They
call it pruno.

1032
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:15,789
Shall we?

1033
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,877
TULLY: Okay.

1034
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:23,756
No shit. I knew a guy
who had one of these once.

1035
00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:25,216
He filled it with water.
(SIGHS) Oh.

1036
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,644
(SIGHS)

1037
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:32,101
Cheers.
Cheers.

1038
00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:40,280
Does Drew ever
ask about me?

1039
00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:43,738
Yeah. I mean, he finds
the whole thing
a little weird.

1040
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:44,818
Yeah.

1041
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,571
Does he like
being a dad?

1042
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:49,156
Sure.

1043
00:56:49,531 --> 00:56:50,908
The way dads do.

1044
00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:55,705
I mean, he works really hard
and then he comes home.

1045
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,882
He does the homework,
the reading logs, all that.

1046
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:04,634
We make lunches together,
and then he goes upstairs,

1047
00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:07,516
puts on a headset,
kills zombies and passes out.

1048
00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:09,476
And you guys
don't ever...

1049
00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:11,269
Have sex?
Mmm-hmm.

1050
00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,813
Oh, no, not in months.

1051
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:15,857
I mean, it's like
we both want dinner,

1052
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:19,779
we just can't pick
a restaurant or even
decide if we're hungry.

1053
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:23,944
Oh. Well, why don't you guys
just talk about it? (CHUCKLES)

1054
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:28,203
Are you in a relationship?

1055
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,451
Yeah. I'm in several.

1056
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,952
(LAUGHS)

1057
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,626
I used to be like that.

1058
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:37,120
Yeah.

1059
00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:40,716
I rode every horse on
the carousel until I met Drew.

1060
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,671
And which horse was Drew?

1061
00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,383
Drew was the bench.

1062
00:57:52,761 --> 00:57:54,104
But you love him.

1063
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,727
Yeah.
Aw.

1064
00:57:58,058 --> 00:57:59,059
Definitely.

1065
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,816
I know I picked
the right person.

1066
00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:04,944
So why don't you
guys have sex?

1067
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,993
I hold a baby all day,

1068
00:58:09,069 --> 00:58:11,367
and it's me and her
and it's primal.

1069
00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:13,578
We're like two gorillas
at the zoo.

1070
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,743
And then nighttime
rolls around

1071
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:18,045
and I'm supposed to just
switch gears like...

1072
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,669
"Hello, all sexy now.

1073
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,297
"Look at my boobs.
They're all sexual."

1074
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,377
It's...

1075
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,220
I get that.

1076
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,135
Of course you do.

1077
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,841
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1078
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,010
I like Drew.

1079
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,723
No.
(LAUGHS) I do.

1080
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,180
I mean, what I
know about him.

1081
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:39,107
I don't want my kids
to grow up like I did.

1082
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,773
I had three stepmothers.

1083
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:42,853
It was... (SCOFFS)

1084
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,813
It was crazy.
Okay.

1085
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,491
So then we
need to fix this.

1086
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:52,579
Because Drew needs
his battery charged.

1087
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,828
His battery?
His battery.

1088
00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:56,158
(TULLY CHUCKLES)

1089
00:58:56,616 --> 00:59:00,496
What kind of
stuff is he into?

1090
00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:04,875
I checked his
browser history once,

1091
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,551
and it was pretty
basic stuff.

1092
00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:08,128
Like?

1093
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,427
What?
(LAUGHS)

1094
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,934
What? Tell me.
I have to know.
(LAUGHS) What is it?

1095
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,182
(LAUGHS)

1096
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:21,766
He'd kill me.

1097
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,067
Is it weird?
Is it weird?

1098
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:24,440
No, it's... No.

1099
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:26,146
He just, when he was
in high school,

1100
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,284
he worked at this diner,
and he was washing dishes,

1101
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:34,613
and all the waitresses
would wear those little
outfits with the hat and...

1102
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,908
He's just always had a fantasy
about that ever since.

1103
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:41,411
Oh, that's it?

1104
00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:43,330
Yeah.
Oh, okay, good.
(LAUGHS)

1105
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,710
What?
I don't know.

1106
00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:46,667
I thought it was something
really fucking sinister.

1107
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:47,922
Us? No.

1108
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:49,469
(BOTH LAUGH)

1109
00:59:49,544 --> 00:59:52,468
I actually bought
one of the little uniforms

1110
00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:54,094
a while back,
thinking, you know,

1111
00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:55,676
I'd put it on
and surprise him.

1112
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:58,224
Uh-huh?
And I just never
got around to it.

1113
00:59:58,470 --> 00:59:59,847
Well, why?

1114
01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:01,223
I just didn't.

1115
01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:02,307
And now my...

1116
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:05,856
Legs have veins, my tits have
veins, my veins have veins.

1117
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:08,564
I don't know, my body
looks like a relief map

1118
01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:09,819
for a war-torn country.

1119
01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:11,650
Do you still
have the uniform?

1120
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:13,527
Yeah.

1121
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:14,945
Where is it?

1122
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:18,323
This is amazing.

1123
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:20,413
Let me see.

1124
01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,872
Patty melt?
(LAUGHS)

1125
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:26,957
Yeah. No.
(LAUGHS)

1126
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,041
You're keeping that.

1127
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,211
Wow.
Oh, my gosh.

1128
01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:33,171
You have had zero kids.

1129
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,178
Should I leave it on
when we go upstairs?

1130
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,597
Upstairs?

1131
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:39,678
Uh-huh.

1132
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:42,810
You're joking.
Mmm-mmm.

1133
01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,062
(WHISPERS) Wait.

1134
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,147
(WHISPERS) Come on.

1135
01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:01,833
(QUIETLY) Oh, wait.
Is this a '50s diner?

1136
01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:03,330
I want to be
period accurate.

1137
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,787
No, it's just
a regular diner.

1138
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,463
Okay. And am I sassy?

1139
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:08,711
No, just be like
a friendly waitress

1140
01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:11,134
who's nice and doesn't
talk too much.

1141
01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:12,631
Okay- Okay

1142
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:29,102
Hi, there.

1143
01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:31,563
Hey.

1144
01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:32,989
I don't believe
we've met.

1145
01:01:33,064 --> 01:01:34,236
(STAMMERS)
Is it... Marlo...

1146
01:01:34,316 --> 01:01:36,410
If you're not familiar
with our menu,

1147
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,741
I recommend
the egg cream.

1148
01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,155
What's going on?

1149
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:41,581
It's okay, Drew.
Just go with it.

1150
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,076
TULLY: We also have
a wonderful
selection of pastries,

1151
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:47,538
and I just put on
a hot pot of coffee.

1152
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,667
Okay.

1153
01:01:52,751 --> 01:01:53,968
(CHUCKLES)

1154
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,467
I'll tell you
what he likes.

1155
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:57,547
Thank you.

1156
01:01:58,298 --> 01:01:59,766
I'm just a trainee.

1157
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,730
(DREW PANTING)

1158
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,484
<i>Hi, Elmo.
Oh, hi, Zoe.</i>

1159
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,107
<i>You want to talk
to a friend?</i>

1160
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:20,654
Urn...

1161
01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:24,203
Are we gonna talk
about last night?

1162
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:28,040
We don't have to.

1163
01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:31,043
K .
o av Okay

1164
01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:32,123
It was pretty great.

1165
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,417
Yeah?

1166
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,253
Yeah. You kidding me?

1167
01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:38,088
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Jo-Jo.

1168
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,798
JONAH: I had a dream
about a camel.

1169
01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:42,008
You did?
Were you in the desert?

1170
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:43,594
No, I was in my house.

1171
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:45,520
That's silly.
Hey, you want some pancakes?

1172
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:47,014
Yes.
All right.

1173
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,223
Should we try and make
Mickey Mouse?

1174
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,229
The last time we tried,
he only had one ear.

1175
01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:53,562
(SCOFFS)
Today is a two-ear day.

1176
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:55,563
I can feel it.

1177
01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:58,821
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(KIDS CHATTERING)

1178
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:19,388
(MUSIC AND VOICES FADING)

1179
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:29,014
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

1180
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,562
<i>(SINGING)
I threw</i> a <i>wish in the well</i>

1181
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:33,689
<i>Don't ask me,
PH never tell</i>

1182
01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:35,987
<i>I looked at you as it fell</i>

1183
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,609
<i>And now you're in my way</i>

1184
01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,657
<i>I trade my soul for a wish</i>

1185
01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,531
<i>Pennies and dimes
for a kiss</i>

1186
01:03:41,609 --> 01:03:43,657
<i>I wasn't looking for this</i>

1187
01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:44,829
<i>But now you're in my way</i>

1188
01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,156
CRAIG: Uh-Oh.

1189
01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,661
<i>Your stare was holding</i>

1190
01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:49,209
<i>Ripped jeans,
skin was showing</i>

1191
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,412
<i>Hot night, wind was blowing</i>

1192
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,542
<i>Where do you think
you're going, baby?</i>

1193
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,794
<i>Hey, {just met you</i>

1194
01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:57,876
<i>And this is</i> crazy

1195
01:03:57,959 --> 01:03:59,927
<i>But here's my number</i>

1196
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,471
<i>So call me maybe</i>

1197
01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:04,098
<i>And all the other boys</i>

1198
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,051
<i>Try to chase me</i>

1199
01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,011
<i>But here's my number</i>

1200
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:10,096
<i>So call me maybe</i>

1201
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,807
Hey, you guys were right.
We should've listened.

1202
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,767
About what?
The night nanny.

1203
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,352
Mmm. You called her.

1204
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:17,108
Dude, it's
a game changer.

1205
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,734
I didn't think Marlo
was gonna come around.

1206
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:19,814
Yeah.

1207
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,780
She seems really... Awake.

1208
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,406
(DREW CHUCKLES)

1209
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,533
Yeah, it's actually
kind of weird.

1210
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,406
Stevie Nicks! Stevie!
(ELYSE WHOOPS)

1211
01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:29,707
<i>Baby</i>

1212
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,751
<i>Hey, {just met you</i>

1213
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,999
<i>And this is</i> crazy

1214
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,831
<i>But here's my number</i>

1215
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,257
<i>So call me maybe</i>

1216
01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:40,006
<i>It's hard to look right</i>

1217
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,837
<i>At you, baby</i>

1218
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,547
<i>But here's my number</i>

1219
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,553
<i>So call me maybe</i>

1220
01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:47,976
<i>Hey, {just met you</i>

1221
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,769
<i>This is crazy</i>

1222
01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:52,268
<i>JONAH: It's too dark.</i>

1223
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:54,190
<i>No, lighter.
Lighter, lighter.</i>

1224
01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:56,393
Lighter, lighter.
SARAH: No,
it's good enough.

1225
01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:58,228
Lighter.
Okay, can you stop?

1226
01:04:58,436 --> 01:04:59,733
Lighter. Lighter.

1227
01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:01,281
SARAH: Darker, darker.

1228
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:03,654
JONAH: Lighter. Lighter.
SARAH: Dark. Dark.

1229
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,781
Lighter. Lighter.
Dark.

1230
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:06,861
SARAH: Perfect.
(MARLO SPUTTERS)

1231
01:05:23,128 --> 01:05:24,971
(DOOR OPENS)

1232
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,432
Hey.
Hey. Sorry I'm late.

1233
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:28,884
It won't happen again,
I promise.

1234
01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:29,968
It's fine.

1235
01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:33,725
Hey, what's wrong?

1236
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:38,060
Nothing, I'm just in sort of
a fucked-up relationship.

1237
01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:39,519
(CHUCKLES)
Which one?

1238
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:42,192
My roommate.
(SIGHS)

1239
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:45,776
Yeah. She's a...
She's a troublemaker.
(CHUCKLES)

1240
01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:48,695
Oh, historically, those have
been my favorite people.

1241
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,076
She just freaks out
every time I bring a guy home.

1242
01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,575
Is she religious
or something?

1243
01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:56,127
Spends a lot of time
kneeling in front of a toilet.

1244
01:05:58,580 --> 01:05:59,923
Can you get
your own place?

1245
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:04,428
We're kind of enmeshed.

1246
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:10,725
Just don't make it personal.

1247
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:14,520
Why don't you just tell her
you want a change of scenery?

1248
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:17,391
Why? Why do I
have to lie to her?

1249
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,101
Why can't I just be honest

1250
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,777
and say that we're better off
without each other?

1251
01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:22,229
Because you'll hurt her.

1252
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:24,402
And if you hurt her,
you'll regret it.

1253
01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:26,066
Girls don't heal.

1254
01:06:27,859 --> 01:06:28,860
Girls heal.

1255
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:30,745
No, we don't.

1256
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,447
We might look like
we're all better,

1257
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:34,953
but if you look close,
we're covered in concealer.

1258
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:38,703
Fuck.

1259
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,801
(SIGHS)

1260
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,464
Can we go out?

1261
01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:51,512
Like in the backyard?
Yeah.
No,n0,no.

1262
01:06:51,591 --> 01:06:53,389
Like out-out,
to the city.

1263
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:55,678
New York?

1264
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:57,935
Yeah. Let's get a drink.

1265
01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,266
(CHUCKLES)

1266
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,190
Who's gonna look after Mia?

1267
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,609
Uh, she still has
a father, doesn't she?

1268
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:10,153
Look, Mia's been sleeping
through the night
for the past week.

1269
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,408
Drew won't even realize
that we're gone.

1270
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,455
Tully, take the night off.

1271
01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:16,957
Seriously.
lam gonna be fine.

1272
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,752
Okay, Marlo, you need
to take the night off.

1273
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:23,127
You can't be a good mother if
you don't practice self-care.

1274
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,253
We deserve this.

1275
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,461
How does getting
shit-wrecked in Manhattan

1276
01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,217
qualify <i>as</i> self-care?

1277
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:31,464
You're right.

1278
01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:33,850
We'll go to Brooklyn.

1279
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,563
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)

1280
01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,183
MARLO: I still think
we should have Ubered it.

1281
01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:44,816
I told you,
I'll be the chauffeur.

1282
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,487
So we'll have
a couple of drinks

1283
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:47,815
and then
I'll drive us home.

1284
01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:50,070
Why are you
so nice to me?

1285
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,156
You trusted me
with Mia's life.

1286
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:54,370
That's real.
That means something.

1287
01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:56,163
Hmm, I guess so.

1288
01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:57,832
And I trusted you
with mine.

1289
01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:00,831
How's that?

1290
01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:02,621
You could have
murdered me.

1291
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,417
Why would I murder you?

1292
01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:07,254
Admit it, you've
thought about it.

1293
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:12,472
That is a fucked up thing
to joke about.

1294
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:14,299
It is!

1295
01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:18,599
Oh, my God.
I need bourbon.

1296
01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:19,725
(GASPS)

1297
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:21,431
Bourbon's my drink.

1298
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,437
(LAUGHS)

1299
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:28,146
(DIFFERENT SONGS PLAYING)

1300
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,549
MARLOI This is it.

1301
01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:51,215
This is my old neighborhood.

1302
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:54,472
God, I lived here
for nine years.

1303
01:08:54,672 --> 01:08:56,925
Whoa, your molecules
are everywhere.

1304
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:58,305
(CHUCKLES)

1305
01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:00,428
It used to not be
this nice, though.

1306
01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:02,388
Look, that's a bakery
for dogs.

1307
01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:03,890
What'd it used to be?

1308
01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:05,600
A bakery for humans.

1309
01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,523
Cool.
I know.

1310
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,437
People ate flour
back then.

1311
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,524
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1312
01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:14,401
Hi. Sorry.

1313
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:15,906
Two Maker's, neat.

1314
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:17,328
Sure.
Want water with that?

1315
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,030
No, I'm thirsty,
not dirty.

1316
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:20,239
Okay.

1317
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:22,496
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1318
01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:24,081
Hmm.

1319
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,412
God.

1320
01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:27,839
I remember when guys used
to look at me like that.

1321
01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:29,625
He was looking at you.

1322
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:32,802
Nobody wants
to fuck Mommy, okay?

1323
01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,754
There is an entire
genre of porn

1324
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,348
dedicated
to exactly that.
(LAUGHS)

1325
01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:39,266
So, let's say you take
a wooden ship

1326
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:41,219
and you replace
one plank every year.

1327
01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:42,849
Well, eventually the ship

1328
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:45,182
will be made up of
entirely new planks.

1329
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,316
There'll be nothing left
of the original ship.

1330
01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:51,238
So, is it still the same ship
or is it a new ship?

1331
01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:52,939
New ship.

1332
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,569
It just is.

1333
01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:57,118
Nothing is the same.
It's a new ship, baby.

1334
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,738
<i>Nouveau bateau.</i>

1335
01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:00,905
(CHUCKLES) Okay.

1336
01:10:00,988 --> 01:10:02,331
So, what about people?

1337
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:06,206
Most of the cells in your body
have divided and regenerated

1338
01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:07,582
since you were a baby.

1339
01:10:08,996 --> 01:10:12,842
Then I guess I'm just not me
without my original parts.

1340
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:16,512
Well, there's one part
of us that actually
can't regenerate.

1341
01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:17,763
What's that?

1342
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,636
The hearing cells.

1343
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,342
In your ears.

1344
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:23,144
Yeah, they can't grow back.

1345
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:27,891
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1346
01:10:28,015 --> 01:10:29,562
(PLAYING DEATH METAL)

1347
01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:51,547
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1348
01:10:52,206 --> 01:10:57,258
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, no! This is, like,
one of my favorite songs.

1349
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:59,338
I know. Mine, too.
That's why I played it.

1350
01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:03,177
I used to listen to this
with Violet all the time.

1351
01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:07,139
We used to live together
here in Bushwick,

1352
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:08,347
a long time ago.

1353
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:10,650
But, like,
this was our jam.

1354
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,735
You know?
(LAUGHS) Yeah.

1355
01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:15,063
Oh, I loved her.

1356
01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:17,945
I was... I was really
in love with her.

1357
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:19,241
I wanted...

1358
01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:21,072
Oh, God.
What?

1359
01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:22,369
Are you okay?
Fine.

1360
01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:23,947
I want to tell you
something and I...

1361
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:26,032
No, I have to go first.
Whoa.

1362
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,583
Really?
It better be really good,

1363
01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:29,752
'cause I'm like,
laying my shit out here.
Yeah.

1364
01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:31,245
I have to leave.

1365
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,624
Where?

1366
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,961
I can't work
for you anymore.

1367
01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:42,010
Sorry, I didn't want to
tell you at the house.

1368
01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:43,466
Wait, you're quitting?

1369
01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,344
No, you can't quit.

1370
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:48,976
I have to.

1371
01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:51,975
What, is it another family
or something?

1372
01:11:52,058 --> 01:11:56,734
'Cause I just need you to stay
a little bit longer, you know?

1373
01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,156
'Cause I need your help.

1374
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:01,567
Please.

1375
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:04,654
I can't.

1376
01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:11,619
(GROANS)
Are you all right?

1377
01:12:12,411 --> 01:12:13,754
Oh, Marlo.

1378
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,586
(CLATTERS)
Oh.

1379
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,213
Where are you going?

1380
01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:24,512
Let me drive you home.
You can't drive!

1381
01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:25,637
Yes, I'm fine.

1382
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,639
I promise.
No, let's just...

1383
01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:30,475
Let's leave the car here
and take a cab.
No.

1384
01:12:30,555 --> 01:12:32,228
Drew's gonna be angry.
Why are you doing this?

1385
01:12:32,306 --> 01:12:33,307
Why are you leaving?

1386
01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:35,059
Why?

1387
01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:37,645
I was just here
to bridge a gap.

1388
01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:40,607
It's time for me to move on.

1389
01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:44,235
Right.

1390
01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:47,913
I bet you have big plans.

1391
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:51,326
I mean, your 20s are great.

1392
01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:54,834
They are, but then your 30s
come around the corner

1393
01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:56,960
like a garbage truck
at 5:00 a.m.

1394
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:58,541
Yeah.

1395
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:02,511
What are you gonna do
when that cute little
butt of yours drops

1396
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:05,431
and your feet grow
a half a size
with each pregnancy,

1397
01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:08,305
and this whole
free spirit thing?

1398
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:10,887
It stops being charming.

1399
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,643
And it just starts
to look ugly.

1400
01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:14,899
I'm not afraid
of the future.

1401
01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:17,068
(SCOFFS) Oh, my God.
You should be.

1402
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,228
You're convinced that
you're this failure,

1403
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:21,030
but you actually made
your biggest dream come true.

1404
01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:24,943
Oh, my... What?
That sameness
that you despise.

1405
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,531
That's your gift to them.

1406
01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:29,200
Waking up every day
and doing the same things

1407
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,749
for them over and over.
(CHAIN RATTLING)

1408
01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:34,748
You are boring.
Your marriage is boring.

1409
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,455
Your house is boring,
but that's fucking incredible!

1410
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,882
That's the big dream,

1411
01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:41,880
to grow up and be dull
and constant,

1412
01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:44,470
and then raise your kids
in that circle of safety.

1413
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:46,843
I'm not safe.
I'm scared!

1414
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,675
(SIGHS) Marlo!

1415
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:00,979
Where are we going?

1416
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:03,155
MARLO: To my old place!

1417
01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:05,449
TULLY: You don't
live there anymore!

1418
01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:07,526
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

1419
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,917
(CLATTERS)
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

1420
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,253
(LAUGHING)

1421
01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:26,633
(SIGHS)

1422
01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:29,302
What, there's a fucking
lobby now?

1423
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,634
And furniture?

1424
01:14:32,259 --> 01:14:33,681
Let's go home.
No, no, no.

1425
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:35,229
Violet still lives here.

1426
01:14:35,429 --> 01:14:36,772
She's gonna let us in.

1427
01:14:37,348 --> 01:14:39,146
And she's gonna
like you a lot.

1428
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,694
(LAUGHING) So, just
get ready for that.

1429
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:45,652
I wish I could
let you stay
and go up, but...

1430
01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:48,409
There's no there anymore.
No, no, no, no, no.

1431
01:14:48,693 --> 01:14:50,866
It's right there. Look.

1432
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,947
Come on. Let's go.

1433
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,077
What?

1434
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,750
Hey, this was your idea.

1435
01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:57,793
Why the fuck did you
bring me out here then?

1436
01:14:57,868 --> 01:14:59,461
We just came too far out.

1437
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:03,916
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

1438
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,627
Uh...

1439
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:08,759
Oh, oh, oh, oh...

1440
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:09,839
Whoa.

1441
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:11,431
Hold on.

1442
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,347
Oh!
Oh, you're really full.

1443
01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:15,303
Oh, I need Mia. Oh, fuck.
Okay.

1444
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:16,854
Let's go home
and I'll breastfeed her.

1445
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,397
No, you're not gonna
feed Mia.

1446
01:15:18,472 --> 01:15:19,689
(GROANS)
You're hammered.

1447
01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:21,559
I miss her.

1448
01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:24,653
No, I'm...
You're gonna see her soon.

1449
01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:27,278
I know, but she won't
be the same tomorrow.

1450
01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:30,489
You said that,
and I don't want her to grow.

1451
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:31,861
Yeah, you do.

1452
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,785
Okay, come here, come here.
Let me get you.

1453
01:15:35,823 --> 01:15:36,949
Okay.

1454
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,205
We're gonna go in here.

1455
01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:39,627
Come on, let's go.

1456
01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,422
(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)

1457
01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:45,465
TULLY: Excuse me.

1458
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,918
Move, please. Excuse me.

1459
01:15:57,595 --> 01:15:59,472
Okay.

1460
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:01,599
Take it off.

1461
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:03,104
(GROANING)

1462
01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:05,644
Okay.

1463
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:09,024
On, God. (GROANS)

1464
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,740
Uh-uh.
No?

1465
01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:14,820
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Oh, my...

1466
01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,664
Oh, God.

1467
01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,867
One second!
We're performing a miracle!

1468
01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:20,417
Okay.

1469
01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,252
Ah, fuck.

1470
01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:24,371
Okay. Maybe...

1471
01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:26,048
Oh...

1472
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,295
Okay.

1473
01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:28,591
It's not working.

1474
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,089
(GROANING)

1475
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:34,595
Okay, here.

1476
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:39,811
Okay.

1477
01:16:43,307 --> 01:16:45,275
Just gonna do a compress.

1478
01:16:45,351 --> 01:16:46,648
It'll be like a baby's mouth.

1479
01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:47,899
Let me sit down.

1480
01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:50,026
Here, come down.

1481
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:52,404
Okay. Ready?

1482
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:53,575
Uh-huh.

1483
01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:57,572
Okay.

1484
01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:00,158
Now I'm just
gonna squeeze, okay?

1485
01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:01,993
Just a little rubbing motion
like a wave.

1486
01:17:02,076 --> 01:17:03,373
Okay.

1487
01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:04,829
(GROANS) Ow!

1488
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:07,877
Fuck. Ow!
It's okay. Just one more.

1489
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:11,168
Ow!
Okay, it's all right.

1490
01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:12,720
God. (GROANS)

1491
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:14,092
You're all right.

1492
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:16,928
Oh! OW! Shit.

1493
01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:18,342
Okay.

1494
01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:27,814
There you go.

1495
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,895
Oh, yeah.
That feels good.

1496
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,401
Oh, yeah.

1497
01:17:35,401 --> 01:17:37,403
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1498
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:41,911
(RETCHING)

1499
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:57,389
Stay awake.
Hmm.

1500
01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:00,264
I'm so tired.
I know, I know.

1501
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:02,094
But I need you
to stay with me.

1502
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,179
Just...

1503
01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:06,432
Let's have a conversation.
(GROANS)

1504
01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,392
All we do is converse.

1505
01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:11,649
We're like the people
from a Spanish textbook.

1506
01:18:12,313 --> 01:18:14,941
Maria and Julio,
they never shut up.

1507
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:16,617
(CHUCKLING)

1508
01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:20,662
(SIGHS) What am I going
to do without you?

1509
01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,912
You're gonna
take care of yourself.

1510
01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:27,628
You're gonna
take a shower every day.

1511
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:30,089
You're gonna floss.

1512
01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:33,755
You know, you're gonna
get a pedicure

1513
01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:35,302
every once in a while

1514
01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:37,220
even though you hate
having your feet touched.

1515
01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:38,718
That's so corny.

1516
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:39,969
(CHUCKLES)

1517
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:45,187
Look, we're almost
home. (GROANS)

1518
01:18:45,888 --> 01:18:51,691
You have a warm bed
and you have three babies.

1519
01:18:53,354 --> 01:18:55,072
The creaky stair.

1520
01:18:56,857 --> 01:18:58,655
The world's weakest shower.

1521
01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:01,036
It's home.

1522
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:03,447
(YAWNING)
Almost there.

1523
01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:28,810
(HORN BLARING)

1524
01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:32,476
(HORN CONTINUES BLARING)
(GASPS)

1525
01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:34,653
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1526
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,695
(MACHINE BEEPING)

1527
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:05,699
Hi. You are Mario's husband?

1528
01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:07,872
Yeah. Hi. I'm Drew.

1529
01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:10,040
I'm Dr. Smythe.
I'm on the psychiatric
staff here.

1530
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:11,708
I'd like to talk to you
about Marlo.

1531
01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:12,785
Can we step outside?

1532
01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:13,869
Okay.

1533
01:21:15,496 --> 01:21:18,420
Does she have a history
of mental illness?

1534
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,336
No.

1535
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:24,880
Well...

1536
01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:28,134
Okay, I mean I guess there was
some pretty bad depression

1537
01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,343
when our son was born,

1538
01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:31,095
but, <i>I</i> mean... (STAMMERS)

1539
01:21:31,178 --> 01:21:32,725
It's completely different
this time.

1540
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,973
She's been great.
She's been amazing.

1541
01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:39,024
And you know, her brother
sprang for a night nanny,

1542
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,696
so she's getting help,
she's getting sleep, she's...

1543
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:43,399
Actually, we think
she's experiencing

1544
01:21:43,482 --> 01:21:45,655
extreme exhaustion
and sleep deprivation.

1545
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,404
Okay.

1546
01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:49,739
Imean, I...

1547
01:21:50,614 --> 01:21:51,991
I don't know how.

1548
01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:55,999
It seems like she's better
than she's ever been.

1549
01:21:58,372 --> 01:22:00,295
I mean, I guess there's been
a couple of moments

1550
01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:02,502
that have been
out of character.

1551
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:03,801
Uh...

1552
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:08,345
You Know, lwouldn't
ever expect her to drive
drunk like that, you know,

1553
01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:11,644
or leave the house
without telling me
so no one's watching the kids.

1554
01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:13,061
Well, weren't you home?

1555
01:22:14,721 --> 01:22:15,722
Yeah.

1556
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:18,066
Yeah, you're right.
I was home.

1557
01:22:18,142 --> 01:22:19,519
And what about
the night nanny?

1558
01:22:19,977 --> 01:22:21,445
Uh, no.

1559
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,988
I don't know
where she was.

1560
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,445
I actually don't really know
that much about her.

1561
01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:27,242
Uh, do you mind
if I get back?
I kind <i>of...</i>

1562
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:29,661
Yeah. Actually they just
need you to finish up
some, uh, paperwork

1563
01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:31,989
at this window right here
and then we'll reconvene.

1564
01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:33,449
Okay. Thank you.

1565
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:37,999
Uh, Marlo Moreau.

1566
01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:39,295
Yes.

1567
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:40,839
Do you have
your insurance card?

1568
01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,257
Yeah, I do.

1569
01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:46,841
CRAIG: Hey, Drew.
How we doing?

1570
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:47,921
Hey.

1571
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:49,552
Um... I don't...

1572
01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:50,967
I don't know
what the hell's going on.

1573
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:52,301
RECEPTIONIST:
And the patient's
date of birth.

1574
01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:54,728
Uh, 6-7-77.

1575
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,055
Can we see her?

1576
01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:58,603
Yeah.
Are you still
at the same address?

1577
01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:01,060
She's, uh, she's still out.
What is her maiden name?

1578
01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:02,895
So I think... Uh, Tully.

1579
01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:04,613
T-U-L-L-Y.

1580
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:06,361
CRAIG: All right.
What can we do for you?

1581
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:07,817
RECEPTIONIST:
And the last four digits
of her social.

1582
01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,152
You're doing it. Um...

1583
01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:34,513
(GURGLING)

1584
01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:23,438
TULLY: Hey.

1585
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:26,858
You look a little beat up.

1586
01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:28,689
Well, you should
see the river.

1587
01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:30,948
(CHUCKLES)

1588
01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:42,833
So, obviously, we can't
see each other anymore.

1589
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,163
(CHUCKLING)

1590
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,668
I don't want you to go.

1591
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,430
Well, I was really just here

1592
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,132
to get you through
the danger zone.

1593
01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:57,601
Yeah, and what am I
supposed to do now?

1594
01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,479
Uh, you'll do
what you have to do.

1595
01:25:01,013 --> 01:25:02,356
And then you'll do it again.

1596
01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:08,145
If I'm older,
why are you so much wiser?

1597
01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:11,364
Because I'm 26.

1598
01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:15,945
All I have
is time to think about stuff.

1599
01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:20,164
Such a shame
you're gonna forget it all

1600
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,163
after three pregnancies.

1601
01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:24,290
Not...

1602
01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:26,918
I just started
learning Italian.
Do I forget that?

1603
01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:29,625
(SCOFFS)
You'll never get past
"Good evening."

1604
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,426
Hmm.
Sorry.

1605
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:32,628
Oh.

1606
01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:35,096
(CHUCKLES)

1607
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,638
Thank you
for keeping me alive.

1608
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:44,518
The same.

1609
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:47,976
Ciao.

1610
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,316
Ciao.

1611
01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:10,665
(SIGHS)

1612
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,170
Hi.

1613
01:26:19,549 --> 01:26:20,550
Hi.

1614
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,683
Marlo, I'm so sorry.

1615
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:29,268
Why are you sorry?
I'm just so sorry

1616
01:26:29,351 --> 01:26:31,854
that I let this happen to you.
You didn't do anything.

1617
01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:33,860
No, I know,
and that's the problem, okay?

1618
01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:35,282
I just... l...

1619
01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:36,859
(SIGHS)

1620
01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:39,115
I got overwhelmed
with the kids and work,

1621
01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:41,117
and I just, I wasn't
taking care of you, and I'm...

1622
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,324
I didn't understand
what was going on at night.

1623
01:26:43,407 --> 01:26:45,125
I thought you... I thought
you were doing great.

1624
01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:52,925
I was doing great.
I mean, wasn't I great?

1625
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:54,463
No, fuck that!

1626
01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:55,795
I don't... That's not...

1627
01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:57,550
I don't want
that kind of great.

1628
01:26:58,255 --> 01:27:00,508
All right?
I just... I just want you.

1629
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:04,975
(SIGHS) I just want
you to be okay. (SNIFFLES)

1630
01:27:08,515 --> 01:27:10,392
You know, if you want to

1631
01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:12,902
run off or something, I...

1632
01:27:14,271 --> 01:27:15,614
I mean, I get that, I...

1633
01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:18,568
'Cause I want to do that too,
sometimes, but I'm not gonna.

1634
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:23,905
I love us.

1635
01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:32,876
I love us, too.

1636
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:39,091
(SNIFFLES)

1637
01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,385
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1638
01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:43,675
(SIGHS)

1639
01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,279
(GURGLING)

1640
01:28:11,203 --> 01:28:12,671
MARLO:
All right. You ready?

1641
01:28:15,248 --> 01:28:17,000
Okay. Come sit down.

1642
01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:20,470
Let's do your arms.

1643
01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:23,340
Okay.

1644
01:28:25,425 --> 01:28:26,597
You ready?

1645
01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:28,307
Mom, is this real?

1646
01:28:29,221 --> 01:28:30,222
What do you mean?

1647
01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:34,230
I'm not sure
what it's supposed to do.

1648
01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:37,813
Well, honestly,
I don't know.

1649
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:40,899
Do you like it
when we do it?

1650
01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:42,655
I like being by you.

1651
01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,320
I like being by you, too.

1652
01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:47,906
And it feels nice,
I guess.

1653
01:28:47,989 --> 01:28:49,912
Well, maybe
that's all that matters.

1654
01:28:52,619 --> 01:28:54,542
Maybe we don't
need the brush.

1655
01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:58,667
Okay.

1656
01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:03,171
Okay.

1657
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,933
I love you.

1658
01:29:07,926 --> 01:29:08,927
(SIGHS)

1659
01:29:12,597 --> 01:29:14,019
I love you, too.

1660
01:29:47,048 --> 01:29:48,891
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)