teamA sept 13

[18:07] <~DarkSunDuelist> You guys are at the National Spiritual Art Museum in Terranis.
[18:08] <~DarkSunDuelist> You've not heard much about this place, but a few students in your year claimed it was haunted once.
[18:08] <~DarkSunDuelist> Buncha crazies, really.
[18:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> You're here on history assignment. Evidently there's a few pieces of art from Valoran here which depict old hunter techniques.
[18:12] <~DarkSunDuelist> A busy tour guide is talking about some old pottery. A few students from Ruto are listening intently, furiously taking notes.
[18:13] <~DarkSunDuelist> There are a few paintings and tapestries on the wall depicting old hunters performing acrobatic martial attacks on large lizards.
[18:14] * Seram stares at the tapestries.
[18:14] <~DarkSunDuelist> It should be noted that the lizards have wings. They also breathe fire.
[18:15] * Smutty (Mibbit@ARG-zOmBiE-h3f7tj.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[18:16] * Christopher rubs his hands together to build up some static and pokes Seram
[18:16] <~DarkSunDuelist> Seram is zapped
[18:16] * Seram yelps.
[18:17] <Christopher> "Learnin anything useful from lookin at those old rugs?"
[18:19] <Seram> "Mostly just thinking that I could probably do that, if I practiced a bit more."
[18:20] <~DarkSunDuelist> You hear a number of the students flock off into another room.
[18:20] <~DarkSunDuelist> Something about a card game?
[18:20] <~DarkSunDuelist> It's not important.
[18:21] <Christopher> "Cards huh... Hey Clarent, you still awake back there?"
[18:21] * Clarent yawns, "Kinda hanging on."
[18:22] <Christopher> "...I know just the thing to wake you up.."
[18:22] * Seram slaps Christopher upside his head. ''Come on, we should probably keep up with the others.''
[18:22] <Clarent> "Zap me and I burn you."
[18:22] <Christopher> "Aww..."
[18:22] <Seram> "who knows, we might actually LEARN something for once."
[18:23] <~DarkSunDuelist> "What's going on in there? Sounds fun!"
[18:23] <Christopher> "Fine, fine. Lead the way little lamb."
[18:23] <~DarkSunDuelist> You hear a voice behind you.
[18:23] * Seram turns around.
[18:23] <Clarent> "So are you two dating behind Jasper and my backs or what?"
[18:24] * Seram makes a gagging noise.
[18:24] <~DarkSunDuelist> Behind you is...Jasper?
[18:24] <Christopher> "Nah of course not, just fun to bug her."
[18:24] <~DarkSunDuelist> No, that's not Jasper.
[18:24] <Seram> "Thanks for that mental image, Clarent."
[18:24] <~DarkSunDuelist> She looks similar, but there's a few things off. The hair is a few shades off, and the eyes are too bright.
[18:24] <~DarkSunDuelist> You're also sure you've never seen Jasper smiling, let alone this brightly.
[18:25] <~DarkSunDuelist> It's kinda nauseating.
[18:25] <Clarent> "Not my fault he has a pet name for you."
[18:25] * Christopher shurgs
[18:25] <Christopher> "By the way, what happened to your hair Jasper?"
[18:26] <Seram> "I don't think that's Jasper."
[18:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Jasper? Who's that?"
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[18:26] <Christopher> "Thats what i thought, all in favor of splating the impersonator?"
[18:26] * Seram elbos Christopher in the gut. ''Behave.''
[18:27] <Clarent> "Maybe it's a cousin or something?"
[18:27] <Christopher> "Owww... common, for all we know it could be another slime thing. Lets just be sure.."
[18:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> This isn't an amorph. Those usually have glassy or plastic-like exteriors.
[18:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> It's at least not like any Amorph you've ever seen.
[18:28] * Seram extends an arm out. Seram Swift, and you are?
[18:30] <Sushi> So guys did CYOA show up today?
[18:30] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I'm...uh..."
[18:31] <~DarkSunDuelist> (( Nope. I don't have any record of it, anyway ))
[18:31] <Clarent> "Lost and confused?"
[18:31] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Not sure if I can answer that question."
[18:31] <Sushi> Oh, sorry are you guys gaming right now?
[18:31] <~DarkSunDuelist> (( Yes. ))
[18:31] <Christopher> "Might as well take her back to the hospitol, if nothing else for treatment."
[18:31] <Seram> ((It'd be great if you checked your pms by the way.))
[18:32] <Clarent> "Chris, you get one arm, I'll get the other."
[18:32] <Christopher> "Alrighty, got the right."
[18:32] * Christopher grabs onto NotJaspers right arm
[18:32] <Clarent> "I'll get the left then."
[18:32] * Clarent grabs the left
[18:32] <Clarent> "C'mon Boss, you need to go back to the hospital for your rest."
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> She does a backflip and twists herself out of your arms.
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> She lands a few feet away and twirls like some sort of magical girl.
[18:33] <Christopher> "... I dont remember boss being this.. flexiable"
[18:33] <Seram> "I need to learn how to do that."
[18:33] <Clarent> "Or cheery."
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I dunno who your boss is, but I'm not her!"
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> "You guys must be seeing things."
[18:33] <Christopher> "So.... force time?"
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Maybe your mind is just filling in some blanks?"
[18:34] <Clarent> "Seram, you didn't hit her head during the explosion right?"
[18:34] <Christopher> "Last i checked i saved your guys' butts in that one, so her head should of been alright"
[18:35] <Seram> "Guys, She's not the boss, just look at her face. No scars."
[18:35] <Clarent> "You're saying that like weirder things haven't happened."
[18:35] <Clarent> "Remember that one girl on the other team?"
[18:35] <Christopher> "Tats?"
[18:36] <Clarent> "Yeah her."
[18:36] <Clarent> "I heard a few rumors that she died and came back to life with those tats while on a mission."
[18:37] * Jolt (Mibbit@ARG-zOmBiE-vhspsr.war.clearwire-wmx.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[18:37] * Seram looks at the stranger with a very apologetic look.
[18:37] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Oh! She didn't die? That's good."
[18:37] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I was worried, you know. Last time she was here, she spent half her time crying. Who would've guessed she was a huntress?"
[18:38] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Then I hear the monks talking about how some huntress girl got killed in action."
[18:38] * Christopher starts concentrating on eletricity
[18:38] <Christopher> "An what by chance, was she crying about? And more importantly how do you know."
[18:38] * Seram kicks Christopher.
[18:38] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Being alone. It was her fear."
[18:39] <Seram> "No you idiot, we're in a museum, we could get in serious trouble if we started a fight here."
[18:39] <~DarkSunDuelist> "One of the tour guides that was here...lovely young man...he has this weird power."
[18:39] <~DarkSunDuelist> "...but I've said too much as it is."
[18:39] * Christopher says under his breath "Not now, just follow along here for a sec ill take responsibility for it later."
[18:39] <~DarkSunDuelist> "That's a private affair between a lady and that gentleman!"
[18:40] * Clarent looks behind them to see where the rest of the group they were with went.
[18:40] * Christopher continues concentrating
[18:40] <~DarkSunDuelist> They're gone. You hear the echoes of the card game going on in the next room, as well as some of the crowd cheering, but it sounds really far off...
[18:40] <Christopher> "So again, how do you know all this and why do you look like boss"
[18:41] <Clarent> "Hey guys, we got seperated from the others."
[18:41] <~DarkSunDuelist> "This Boss...is she close to you guys?"
[18:41] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Oh, are you her lovers?"
[18:41] <Clarent> "That guy is."
[18:41] <Seram> "What."
[18:41] <~DarkSunDuelist> Her face lights up and she clenches her fist in abject glee."
[18:41] * Clarent points at Chris
[18:42] <Christopher> "Nothin of the sort, now anwser the question girl."
[18:42] <~DarkSunDuelist> Christopher: You find the girl circling you suddenly, sniffing your shoulders.
[18:42] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Hmmmmmmmmmm..."
[18:42] <~DarkSunDuelist> She seems a bit lost in thought.
[18:42] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Well that's boring. You guys are just hunters."
[18:42] * Seram steps back slightly.
[18:43] <Clarent> "You expected royalty?"
[18:43] * Christopher turns around and jumps back "Last chance, why do you look like her."
[18:43] <~DarkSunDuelist> She's suddenly on top of one of the glass cases, leaning backwards over the top.
[18:43] <~DarkSunDuelist> Her frown is obvious
[18:44] <Christopher> "Fuckers fast.. Clarent, Seram, ready? "
[18:44] * Seram groans.
[18:44] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Bleeeeeeh, guess this boss must be your team leader, right?"
[18:44] <~DarkSunDuelist> "That's so dulllllllllll..."
[18:44] <Clarent> "Please don't break anything expensive."
[18:44] <Christopher> "Id love to tell ya, just look right at me real closely for a sec"
[18:44] <Seram> "Is this what the boss feels like every time we go somewhere?"
[18:45] <~DarkSunDuelist> You blink and the girl is suddenly...standing on the cieling?
[18:45] <~DarkSunDuelist> The hell?
[18:45] <Christopher> "I told you somethings wrong you two!"
[18:45] <Seram> "fine, fine. You win."
[18:45] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Oh, relax, my form's based on whoever sees me first."
[18:45] <~DarkSunDuelist> "You guys expected to see your boss, so that's what I look like."
[18:46] <~DarkSunDuelist> She jumps down from the ceiling and lands on the ground.
[18:46] <Clarent> "Actually, I'd expect most of us to expect her to be in the hospital."
[18:46] <Clarent> "Far away from here."
[18:47] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I see...But you guys are hunters, right? I've been cooped up for a while now...why don't we play?"
[18:47] * Christopher lets lose an eletricity arc at her landing point "Lightning! Crash!"
[18:47] <~DarkSunDuelist> Roll Potential.
[18:47] <~DarkSunDuelist> (That is a Power, right?)
[18:47] <Christopher> (think so?)
[18:47] <Seram> "God...Damn it, Chris."
[18:47] <Christopher> $roll 1 d 100+100
[18:47] <%JapanBot> Christopher rolled 82
[18:48] <Christopher> (wait... how does japbot work again)
[18:48] <~DarkSunDuelist> $roll 1 d 100 +100
[18:48] <Clarent> (Space between the added thing and the 1 d 100)
[18:48] <%JapanBot> DarkSunDuelist rolled 111
[18:48] <Christopher> (ah)
[18:48] <Christopher> $roll 1 d 100 +100
[18:48] <%JapanBot> Christopher rolled 158
[18:50] <~DarkSunDuelist> Roll Psychic Projection, since you're using it as an attack.
[18:51] <Christopher> $roll 1 d 100 +70
[18:51] <%JapanBot> Christopher rolled 107
[18:52] <~DarkSunDuelist> You zap the girl
[18:52] <~DarkSunDuelist> She giggles and squirms a bit.
[18:52] <Christopher> "...Not exactly the reaction i had in mind"
[18:52] <~DarkSunDuelist> Wrapping her hands around, giving herself a hug, she shivers.
[18:52] <~DarkSunDuelist> "It's been a long time since I've had that sort of shock."
[18:53] <Seram> "...Is she...?"
[18:53] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Even pain can be pleasureable if you haven't felt it in a while."
[18:53] * Clarent gives Chris an odd look
[18:53] * Seram mirrors clarent's action.
[18:53] <~DarkSunDuelist> She stretches a bit.
[18:53] <Clarent> "You really have some odd interactions with women, don't you Chris?"
[18:54] <Christopher> "Ya... ya.. round two?"
[18:54] <~DarkSunDuelist> "If it's a fight you want, I'll oblige."
[18:54] <~DarkSunDuelist> "But...hmm...I don't think it'd be exactly fair if I took you on directly."
[18:54] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Ah! I know!"
[18:54] <Clarent> "Can we not fight in a room full of expensive things we need to pay for if we break them?"
[18:54] <~DarkSunDuelist> She snaps her fingers, and a contraption appears on her arm.
[18:55] <~DarkSunDuelist> It's one of those devices some students use to play cards.
[18:55] <~DarkSunDuelist> She's not...
[18:55] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I'll take you on like this! That's not a problem, right? 3 Strong hunters against little old me?"
[18:55] <Christopher> "Guys... get ready.."
[18:55] <~DarkSunDuelist> Roll Initiative.
[18:55] <Clarent> "No seriously can we change locations?"
[18:55] <Christopher> "Yep, time to run away!"
[18:56] <Seram> )roll 1d100+55
[18:56] <Seram> woops
[18:56] <Clarent> $roll 1 d 100 +53
[18:56] <%JapanBot> Clarent rolled 139
[18:56] <Christopher> $roll 1 d 100 +57
[18:56] <%JapanBot> Christopher rolled 92
[18:56] <Seram> &roll 1 d 100 +55
[18:57] <Seram> $roll 1 d 100 +55
[18:57] <%JapanBot> Seram rolled 133
[18:57] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Oh...hmm...guess it's not fair...here we go."
[18:58] <~DarkSunDuelist> She snaps her fingers again, and your weapons appear in your hands.
[18:58] <~DarkSunDuelist> "What's a hunter without their weapon, am I right?"
[18:58] <Clarent> "We are so gonna get in trouble for this..."
[18:58] <Christopher> "Plenty of time to run while shes way up there, lets take this outside"
[18:59] <~DarkSunDuelist> Clarent: Your turn.
[19:00] <Clarent> "No seriously lady, can we not do this?"
[19:00] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Nobody's making you fight, you know."
[19:01] <Clarent> "Says the person who put a weapon in my hand."
[19:01] <Clarent> "I've been asking not to fight the entire time."
[19:01] <~DarkSunDuelist> "It's just an option, you know. You don't have to fight if you don't want to."
[19:01] <~DarkSunDuelist> She seems genuine in this remark.
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[19:01] <Seram> "Is there a catch?"
[19:02] <Clarent> "Guys, seriously. Let's just not do this and finish the assignment we came here for."
[19:02] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Nope. No catch. I'm just in need of a bit of exercise, you know?"
[19:02] * Clarent puts the spear down.
[19:02] <~DarkSunDuelist> "It's not like the exhibit's in any danger, anyway. This entire room is basically my domain."
[19:02] <Clarent> "Can you put that back where you found it? I don't want security harassing me on the way out."
[19:02] <Seram> "Domain?
[19:02] <Seram> "
[19:02] <~DarkSunDuelist> She frowns.
[19:03] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Are you guys dense or something? I've been all over the place, nobody else has shown up, and you can barely hear a screaming crowd right in the next room."
[19:03] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I take the appearance of things in your head and give you weapons I've never seen."
[19:03] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Also? I was standing on the ceiling a minute ago."
[19:04] <Clarent> "You said we don't have to fight if we didn't want to. I don't want to."
[19:04] <Seram> "So, what you're saying is, there's no danger of breaking anything."
[19:04] <Christopher> "Ah ha, so we all did passout during that lecture. Time to wake up."
[19:04] <Clarent> "Chris, Seram, you guys just wanna go already?"
[19:04] <~DarkSunDuelist> "No, trust me, that lecture's nothing special."
[19:04] <~DarkSunDuelist> "It doesn't even talk about me."
[19:05] <Christopher> "She shruged off my lightning like it was a toy, im fine with walkin away."
[19:05] <Clarent> "Yeah, but we need to listen to it for school."
[19:05] <Clarent> "So we're just gona go if you don't mind."
[19:06] <Seram> "...Actually, guys, I kinda want to try fighting her myself."
[19:06] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Oh please, they just want you to strive to jump good so you can be good enough to kill a dragon."
[19:06] <~DarkSunDuelist> "You'll never fight a dragon, so there's really no point."
[19:06] <Christopher> "Seram stop thinkin like me an lets go."
[19:06] <Clarent> "And you know what sounds cool? Doing that."
[19:06] <~DarkSunDuelist> "But you could do that anyway."
[19:06] <Clarent> "Killing a dragon sounds fun, so I'm gonna go learn how to."
[19:07] <Clarent> "So can you let us go already?"
[19:07] <Seram> "Come on, chris. It's not like we worried that much about the written work anyway."
[19:07] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Why are you asking me? You're the one still standing there."
[19:07] <~DarkSunDuelist> She walks up to one of the glass cases and leans against it.
[19:07] <Clarent> "Something about this being your domain makes me think that we can only leave if you let us."
[19:08] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Nah, I'm not a bitch. Walk out when you want. You just gotta leave the room."
[19:08] <Christopher> "Just think, if she can shrug off my attacks, teleport all around the place, what will she do to us? Lets just get out of here."
[19:08] <Clarent> "Okay then, see ya."
[19:08] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I just wanted to play..."
[19:08] <~DarkSunDuelist> "But fine. One last thing before ya go."
[19:08] * Clarent begins walking towards the doors leading to the rest of the group.
[19:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> She points to the glass case she was leaning against.
[19:09] * Christopher follows at Clarents side
[19:09] <Clarent> "Time for work and a time for play, not time for the second one yet lady."
[19:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> "After everything goes to hell, come see me."
[19:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> "They say it's not coming for eons, if it ever returns, but I can feel it."
[19:10] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I know what it's like."
[19:10] <~DarkSunDuelist> "You guys have little fake versions, but I know the real deal."
[19:10] * Christopher waves a hand in the air "Alrighty, goodbye crazy not boss lady."
[19:10] <~DarkSunDuelist> "So when you decide that hell has broken loose..."
[19:10] <~DarkSunDuelist> Her form changes to some black-haired woman.
[19:11] <~DarkSunDuelist> "...maybe you should take up painting."
[19:11] <~DarkSunDuelist> The world around you melts away, like watercolor being wiped off of something.
[19:11] <Seram> "I'll keep that in mind. And if I'm ever in the neighborhood, we'll play for real."
[19:11] <~DarkSunDuelist> The noises return to as they should be.
[19:11] <~DarkSunDuelist> The woman is gone. There is no fake Jasper.
[19:12] <~DarkSunDuelist> A crowd has gathered around one of the glass cases.
[19:12] * Seram yawns and stands up.
[19:12] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Centuries ago, these brushes belonged to a painter known only by his surname, Pryderi."
[19:13] * Christopher is snoreing loudly next to Seram
[19:13] * Seram kicks Christopher in the shin.
[19:13] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Pryderi was known for talking down the Mad Fox, a frightiningly lucky demon who terrorized people, stealing coin, treasure, and the like."
[19:14] * Christopher groans "Ehh, what was that for... i was having a nice dream about eletric sheep.."
[19:14] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Same thing every time," a girl in the crowd says, "it's always the Mad Fox."
[19:15] * Christopher nudges Clarent "Hey, if i gotta wake up so do you."
[19:15] * Seram turns towards the crowd to get a better look at the glass case.
[19:16] <Clarent> "Next time I wanna be the one that gets injured and gets to stay in the hospital..."
[19:17] <~DarkSunDuelist> Inside the glass case is a number of brushes.
[19:17] <Christopher> "Isnt this great though, got to catch up on some sleep instead of being thrown all over the world."
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[19:18] <Clarent> "Yeah, would have been nice to be able to borrow a bike though."
[19:18] <Clarent> "Those things make the travelling worth it."
[19:18] <~DarkSunDuelist> The tour guide walks off after a moment.
[19:18] <Christopher> "You almost got enough saved up to get a basic one dont ya? Need a loan if ya dont?"
[19:19] <Clarent> "Yeah, but I get the feeling that a bike is something you want to splurge on to get a few extra features at the very least."
[19:20] <Christopher> "Eh thats true, if ya need some though just lemme know, got more then enough to keep things good with April an Tammy back home for now."
[19:20] <Clarent> "Don't need to get one of Shiela's treasure caves on wheels, but at least something extra."
[19:21] <Clarent> "And thanks, if you ever need me to return the favor you just need to ask."
[19:22] <Christopher> "Hey lil lamb! Gonna stare at that junk all day or are we gonna go home?"
[19:22] <Seram> "Huh?"
[19:22] * Seram looks around for a moment.
[19:23] <Seram> "Sorry, thought I heard somone and I kinda got lost in thought."
[19:23] <Christopher> "And you were just giving me hell for napping, looks like you needed it too."
[19:24] <Clarent> "You're getting to sleep early tonight whether you like it or not."
[19:24] <Seram> "I still say four hours of sleep is more than eough."
[19:24] <Christopher> "Do we have to take away the candy too?"
[19:25] <Clarent> "Yeah, you can just leave that stuff with me."
[19:26] <Seram> "Touch my stash, clarent, and you'll find yourself outside the dorm window."
[19:26] <Christopher> "Knew she was hiding more... treasure hunt when we get back home!"
[19:26] * Seram looks around for a moment.
[19:27] <Seram> "Um, guys? We should probably catch up with the group."
[19:27] <Clarent> "That's what I've been saying!"
[19:27] <Christopher> "I vote for more naps!"
[19:27] * Seram heads off into the other room.
[19:27] <Clarent> "Let's just go already. You can nap back in the room next to all the ants looking for the candy."
[19:28] * Christopher follows Seram "Aww alright."
[19:28] * Clarent follows behind them
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> [END SESSION[
[19:28] <Seram> "Hey, I keep my stuff tightly sealed."
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> *[END SESSION]
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> REWARDS:
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> >Foreshadowing
[19:28] * Seram is now known as Frederick
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> >Foreshadowing
[19:28] * Clarent is now known as Saia
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> >More of that stuff
[19:28] * Christopher is now known as Editanon
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> >Nothing else
[19:29] <~DarkSunDuelist> Oh, and I suppose y'all learned shit.
End of #RSLV buffer    Sat Sep 13 19:29:26 2014