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- [8:23 PM] エルビ (erubi): insert self loathing here
- [8:32 PM] エルビ (erubi): this steaming pile of shit called :MetroidPrime2Echoes: represents everything I hate about humanity
- [8:34 PM] MrMiguel211: I've been there..
- [8:34 PM] MrMiguel211: I agree with you
- [8:34 PM] MrMiguel211: :RisksAhead:
- [8:34 PM] Dyceron: imagine blaming a game
- [8:35 PM] エルビ (erubi): imagine having fingers that are too fat to play this game and do the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do
- [8:35 PM] MrMiguel211: Uhhh
- [8:35 PM] MrMiguel211: I don't know what to say about that but..
- [8:35 PM] エルビ (erubi): I pressed the fucking x button
- [8:35 PM] MrMiguel211: Oob?
- [8:35 PM] エルビ (erubi): yeah
- [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): with lightshow
- [8:36 PM] MrMiguel211: O O F
- [8:36 PM] Dyceron: then dont press it
- [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): pressing the x button while you have lightshow crashes the game
- [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): you say that as though I don't know that DCR
- [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): my fingers are too fucking fat
- [8:36 PM] MrMiguel211: What were you doing anyways?
- [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): trying to collect the key in hive entrance
- [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: Oh, you making low%?
- [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): yeah
- [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: 6 or 4?
- [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): 4%
- [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: Oof
- [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: That one takes hours
- [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): I was like 90% done with the wallcrawl
- [8:38 PM] MrMiguel211: That makes it even worse. I am sorry for your loss
- [8:38 PM] エルビ (erubi): I literally just had to transition back to hive reactor access and aether jump to the skywalk
- [8:38 PM] エルビ (erubi): but my dumb ass hands accidentally bumped my controller in the wrong way and my fat ass finger hit the x button
- [8:39 PM] MrMiguel211: My condolences to your run
- [8:39 PM] エルビ (erubi): thanks
- [8:39 PM] MrMiguel211: How much time did you had?
- [8:39 PM] エルビ (erubi): I was 5 hours in
- [8:39 PM] leFaucheur: I handle the controller is a different way because my fingers is to big too
- [8:40 PM] leFaucheur: For some trick,i just turn my controller because of that
- [8:40 PM] エルビ (erubi): I was about 3 hours ahead of pb
- [8:40 PM] MrMiguel211: You see, that's the thing with 4%. It was recently possible, but it's like so fucking stupid right now, we can't even call it a Speedrun
- [8:40 PM] エルビ (erubi): I'm trying to change that
- [8:41 PM] MrMiguel211: Unless some of us find a consistent way that doesn't use a 1 and a half hour wallcrawl, I'll stick to 6%. Thank you very much
- [8:41 PM] エルビ (erubi): the wallcrawl doesn't have to take an hour and a half
- [8:41 PM] MrMiguel211: The demonstration did tho
- [8:42 PM] エルビ (erubi): yeah the demonstration was bad
- [8:42 PM] エルビ (erubi): the demonstration lost like 20 minutes due to shitty aether jumps at a minimum
- [8:42 PM] MrMiguel211: It's still close to an hour tho
- [8:43 PM] MrMiguel211: The thing is, either we can find a consistent way to run below IGT 2:00. I wouldn't call that a Speedrun
- [8:43 PM] MrMiguel211: It's a WIP right now
- [8:43 PM] MrMiguel211: So..
- [8:43 PM] エルビ (erubi): it doesn't need to be under 2:00 to be a speedrun
- [8:44 PM] エルビ (erubi): where did you get that number from
- [8:44 PM] leFaucheur: Yup
- [8:44 PM] Dyceron: lol
- [8:44 PM] Dyceron: thats a non speedrun answer if i ever saw one
- [8:44 PM] MrMiguel211: Look, nobody would want to sit for 5 hours speedrunning
- [8:44 PM] MrMiguel211: Linkus7 pops
- [8:44 PM] Dyceron: thats your opinion
- [8:45 PM] Cody7737: OoT3D is 4.5 hours long
- [8:45 PM] Dyceron: guess my max% no light beam or no space jump isnt a speedrun
- [8:45 PM] leFaucheur: Just look some 100% Zelda run
- [8:45 PM] Cody7737: is it not a speedrun?
- [8:45 PM] Cody7737: oot3d hundo
- [8:45 PM] MrMiguel211: It's just my opinion, don't come at me negatively, lol
- [8:45 PM] エルビ (erubi): I guess M177 is the only person who has done a 21% speedrun
- [8:45 PM] Dyceron: thats not an opinion though
- [8:45 PM] Dyceron: thats ignorance
- [8:46 PM] エルビ (erubi): justin's 2:07 isn't a speedrun guys
- [8:46 PM] JustinDM: Correct statement
- [8:46 PM] MrMiguel211: Ffs, now I'm getting memed
- [8:46 PM] Cody7737: lol
- [8:46 PM] MrMiguel211: Even Justin came
- [8:46 PM] MrMiguel211: I'm out
- [8:46 PM] Cody7737: ?
- [8:46 PM] Dyceron: lol
- [8:46 PM] Dyceron: youre the same person who said i wasted 2 years of my life working on max% no sj for echoes
- [8:47 PM] Dyceron: so i cant take you seriously
- [8:47 PM] エルビ (erubi): nobody has ever done a corruption 100% speedrun
- [8:47 PM] MrMiguel211: Don't, let it be that way
- Don't take me seriously
- [8:47 PM] leFaucheur: Dont worry,im like you,i dont want to sit behind the screen 3-4hours
- [8:47 PM] leFaucheur: But some man/girll can
- [8:51 PM] エルビ (erubi): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOBXAMewn4w
- YouTube
- JustinDM
- Metroid Prime 21% Speedrun in 2:07
- [8:53 PM] leFaucheur: That close to my time for the any%
- [8:53 PM] leFaucheur: Well,i should git gud
- [8:54 PM] MrMiguel211: OK I GET IT, I WAS WRONG STOP MEMING ME PLS!
- [8:54 PM] エルビ (erubi): that one wasn't really directed towards you, it was directed towards justin because he said correct statement but his own title disagrees
- [8:55 PM] MrMiguel211: .-.
- [8:55 PM] MrMiguel211: I'm out
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