Erubi

below IGT 2:00 or it isn't a speedrun

Jan 21st, 2019
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  1. [8:23 PM] エルビ (erubi): insert self loathing here
  2. [8:32 PM] エルビ (erubi): this steaming pile of shit called :MetroidPrime2Echoes: represents everything I hate about humanity
  3. [8:34 PM] MrMiguel211: I've been there..
  4. [8:34 PM] MrMiguel211: I agree with you
  5. [8:34 PM] MrMiguel211: :RisksAhead:
  6. [8:34 PM] Dyceron: imagine blaming a game
  7. [8:35 PM] エルビ (erubi): imagine having fingers that are too fat to play this game and do the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do
  8. [8:35 PM] MrMiguel211: Uhhh
  9. [8:35 PM] MrMiguel211: I don't know what to say about that but..
  10. [8:35 PM] エルビ (erubi): I pressed the fucking x button
  11. [8:35 PM] MrMiguel211: Oob?
  12. [8:35 PM] エルビ (erubi): yeah
  13. [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): with lightshow
  14. [8:36 PM] MrMiguel211: O O F
  15. [8:36 PM] Dyceron: then dont press it
  16. [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): pressing the x button while you have lightshow crashes the game
  17. [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): you say that as though I don't know that DCR
  18. [8:36 PM] エルビ (erubi): my fingers are too fucking fat
  19. [8:36 PM] MrMiguel211: What were you doing anyways?
  20. [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): trying to collect the key in hive entrance
  21. [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: Oh, you making low%?
  22. [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): yeah
  23. [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: 6 or 4?
  24. [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): 4%
  25. [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: Oof
  26. [8:37 PM] MrMiguel211: That one takes hours
  27. [8:37 PM] エルビ (erubi): I was like 90% done with the wallcrawl
  28. [8:38 PM] MrMiguel211: That makes it even worse. I am sorry for your loss
  29. [8:38 PM] エルビ (erubi): I literally just had to transition back to hive reactor access and aether jump to the skywalk
  30. [8:38 PM] エルビ (erubi): but my dumb ass hands accidentally bumped my controller in the wrong way and my fat ass finger hit the x button
  31. [8:39 PM] MrMiguel211: My condolences to your run
  32. [8:39 PM] エルビ (erubi): thanks
  33. [8:39 PM] MrMiguel211: How much time did you had?
  34. [8:39 PM] エルビ (erubi): I was 5 hours in
  35. [8:39 PM] leFaucheur: I handle the controller is a different way because my fingers is to big too
  36. [8:40 PM] leFaucheur: For some trick,i just turn my controller because of that
  37. [8:40 PM] エルビ (erubi): I was about 3 hours ahead of pb
  38. [8:40 PM] MrMiguel211: You see, that's the thing with 4%. It was recently possible, but it's like so fucking stupid right now, we can't even call it a Speedrun
  39. [8:40 PM] エルビ (erubi): I'm trying to change that
  40. [8:41 PM] MrMiguel211: Unless some of us find a consistent way that doesn't use a 1 and a half hour wallcrawl, I'll stick to 6%. Thank you very much
  41. [8:41 PM] エルビ (erubi): the wallcrawl doesn't have to take an hour and a half
  42. [8:41 PM] MrMiguel211: The demonstration did tho
  43. [8:42 PM] エルビ (erubi): yeah the demonstration was bad
  44. [8:42 PM] エルビ (erubi): the demonstration lost like 20 minutes due to shitty aether jumps at a minimum
  45. [8:42 PM] MrMiguel211: It's still close to an hour tho
  46. [8:43 PM] MrMiguel211: The thing is, either we can find a consistent way to run below IGT 2:00. I wouldn't call that a Speedrun
  47. [8:43 PM] MrMiguel211: It's a WIP right now
  48. [8:43 PM] MrMiguel211: So..
  49. [8:43 PM] エルビ (erubi): it doesn't need to be under 2:00 to be a speedrun
  50. [8:44 PM] エルビ (erubi): where did you get that number from
  51. [8:44 PM] leFaucheur: Yup
  52. [8:44 PM] Dyceron: lol
  53. [8:44 PM] Dyceron: thats a non speedrun answer if i ever saw one
  54. [8:44 PM] MrMiguel211: Look, nobody would want to sit for 5 hours speedrunning
  55. [8:44 PM] MrMiguel211: Linkus7 pops
  56. [8:44 PM] Dyceron: thats your opinion
  57. [8:45 PM] Cody7737: OoT3D is 4.5 hours long
  58. [8:45 PM] Dyceron: guess my max% no light beam or no space jump isnt a speedrun
  59. [8:45 PM] leFaucheur: Just look some 100% Zelda run
  60. [8:45 PM] Cody7737: is it not a speedrun?
  61. [8:45 PM] Cody7737: oot3d hundo
  62. [8:45 PM] MrMiguel211: It's just my opinion, don't come at me negatively, lol
  63. [8:45 PM] エルビ (erubi): I guess M177 is the only person who has done a 21% speedrun
  64. [8:45 PM] Dyceron: thats not an opinion though
  65. [8:45 PM] Dyceron: thats ignorance
  66. [8:46 PM] エルビ (erubi): justin's 2:07 isn't a speedrun guys
  67. [8:46 PM] JustinDM: Correct statement
  68. [8:46 PM] MrMiguel211: Ffs, now I'm getting memed
  69. [8:46 PM] Cody7737: lol
  70. [8:46 PM] MrMiguel211: Even Justin came
  71. [8:46 PM] MrMiguel211: I'm out
  72. [8:46 PM] Cody7737: ?
  73. [8:46 PM] Dyceron: lol
  74. [8:46 PM] Dyceron: youre the same person who said i wasted 2 years of my life working on max% no sj for echoes
  75. [8:47 PM] Dyceron: so i cant take you seriously
  76. [8:47 PM] エルビ (erubi): nobody has ever done a corruption 100% speedrun
  77. [8:47 PM] MrMiguel211: Don't, let it be that way
  78. Don't take me seriously
  79. [8:47 PM] leFaucheur: Dont worry,im like you,i dont want to sit behind the screen 3-4hours
  80. [8:47 PM] leFaucheur: But some man/girll can
  81. [8:51 PM] エルビ (erubi): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOBXAMewn4w
  82. YouTube
  83. JustinDM
  84. Metroid Prime 21% Speedrun in 2:07
  85.  
  86. [8:53 PM] leFaucheur: That close to my time for the any%
  87. [8:53 PM] leFaucheur: Well,i should git gud
  88. [8:54 PM] MrMiguel211: OK I GET IT, I WAS WRONG STOP MEMING ME PLS!
  89. [8:54 PM] エルビ (erubi): that one wasn't really directed towards you, it was directed towards justin because he said correct statement but his own title disagrees
  90. [8:55 PM] MrMiguel211: .-.
  91. [8:55 PM] MrMiguel211: I'm out
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