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S5E23 The Hooffields and McColts Chat Log

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  1. *insert PONY NOW here*
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  3. [2015-11-14 11:30:28] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> HERE WE GO
  4. [2015-11-14 11:30:28] <Momo> Woo made it
  5. [2015-11-14 11:30:32] <Knuckleshy> hi Momo
  6. [2015-11-14 11:30:43] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Furry Friends Book Club :-I
  7. [2015-11-14 11:30:51] <garamir> Wuthering Hooves
  8. [2015-11-14 11:30:59] <Momo> Hi Knucks :3
  9. [2015-11-14 11:31:04] <TheDoctor> Fluttershy: "Fuck you, ass. I have shit to do today!"
  10. [2015-11-14 11:31:06] <VoidChicken> IT'S THE ASS ALARM
  11. [2015-11-14 11:31:07] <Knuckleshy> okay this is the best.
  12. [2015-11-14 11:31:18] -->| anachronism (~anachroni@synIRC-785C0674.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #ponyday
  13. [2015-11-14 11:32:01] <Momo> Is this her first non-group buttcall?
  14. [2015-11-14 11:32:07] <garamir> ...
  15. [2015-11-14 11:32:24] <Knuckleshy> Flutters yes.
  16. [2015-11-14 11:32:31] <garamir> WAAAACKY
  17. [2015-11-14 11:32:38] |<-- NegativeSpice has left irc.synirc.net (Connection reset by peer)
  18. [2015-11-14 11:32:45] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> That “game” really doesn’t seem all that hard.
  19. [2015-11-14 11:32:51] <KefkaFloyd> it's drunk glasses the game
  20. [2015-11-14 11:32:52] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> So long as you know how to draw...
  21. [2015-11-14 11:32:56] <Momo> Daddy gator, you have failed your family and everyone who depended on you.
  22. [2015-11-14 11:33:22] <garamir> um, Twilight,
  23. [2015-11-14 11:33:23] <Bremen> Twilight's like "FINALLY!"
  24. [2015-11-14 11:33:27] <Shotgunbadger> Twilight u dork
  25. [2015-11-14 11:33:31] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> “Isn’t this exciting? Look at my butt!!!"
  26. [2015-11-14 11:33:35] <Momo> I wouldn't need the glasses to play that game. I'd just take mine off.
  27. [2015-11-14 11:33:36] <garamir> Amazon smile
  28. [2015-11-14 11:33:40] <Knuckleshy> Ponies!
  29. [2015-11-14 11:33:45] <Momo> I'm Velma-level blind without them
  30. [2015-11-14 11:33:57] <Shotgunbadger> Twilight: Always the Zordon never the Power Ranger
  31. [2015-11-14 11:34:05] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> I can at least see stuff a foot in front of my face without my glasses.
  32. [2015-11-14 11:34:08] <Knuckleshy> 2 writers this time
  33. [2015-11-14 11:34:12] <Bremen> Poor Spike. Of course
  34. [2015-11-14 11:34:13] <Momo> Pony rumble
  35. [2015-11-14 11:34:15] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> The Smokey Mountains :-I
  36. [2015-11-14 11:34:19] <KillingVector> overenthusiastic Twilight
  37. [2015-11-14 11:34:35] <Shotgunbadger> aminals :3
  38. [2015-11-14 11:34:48] <jamartin_> anumals
  39. [2015-11-14 11:34:52] =-= jamartin_ is now known as jamartinezm
  40. [2015-11-14 11:34:54] <Shotgunbadger> there are a lot of books
  41. [2015-11-14 11:34:56] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Books!!
  42. [2015-11-14 11:34:59] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Books!!!
  43. [2015-11-14 11:35:06] <Knuckleshy> Books!
  44. [2015-11-14 11:35:22] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Equestrians really need to invent the Kindle, for Twilight’s sake.
  45. [2015-11-14 11:35:35] <Knuckleshy> ^
  46. [2015-11-14 11:35:52] <Shotgunbadger> SCATMAN HORSE
  47. [2015-11-14 11:35:57] <KillingVector> Twilight, stop reminiscing
  48. [2015-11-14 11:36:07] <garamir> So last episode was "I can't be jealous as the PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP," and this episode is, "I can't fail this mission as the PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP!"
  49. [2015-11-14 11:36:10] <jamartinezm> war
  50. [2015-11-14 11:36:13] <TheDoctor> yup. Theyre hillbillies...
  51. [2015-11-14 11:36:24] <Momo> Twilight's running a bottle episode in her head.
  52. [2015-11-14 11:36:43] <Momo> Pony war. Pony war never changes.
  53. [2015-11-14 11:36:49] <garamir> "Well I didn't vote for you!"
  54. [2015-11-14 11:36:54] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> I’m, um, here too.
  55. [2015-11-14 11:37:06] <jamartinezm> prunces of frundshup
  56. [2015-11-14 11:37:10] <LapisInfinitas> Pony Chunks the Pumpkin
  57. [2015-11-14 11:37:18] <Knuckleshy> Are you a spy?
  58. [2015-11-14 11:37:41] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Uh, is anyone else watching this on Discovery Family? Because the channel just went black for me.
  59. [2015-11-14 11:37:42] <Shotgunbadger> protect your pukins
  60. [2015-11-14 11:37:49] <Shotgunbadger> I got it on Fizz
  61. [2015-11-14 11:37:55] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> It’s almost certainly a local problem, but still.
  62. [2015-11-14 11:38:00] <Shotgunbadger> aaaaaaaaa mouse house
  63. [2015-11-14 11:38:01] <Shotgunbadger> aaaaaa
  64. [2015-11-14 11:38:16] <Bremen> Hey, someone actually noticed
  65. [2015-11-14 11:38:24] <garamir> "We don't get much news out here"
  66. [2015-11-14 11:38:45] <jamartinezm> "THE PRUNCES OF FRUNDSHUP"
  67. [2015-11-14 11:38:50] <Shotgunbadger> "Well I didn't vote for you" needs to be said
  68. [2015-11-14 11:38:56] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> That is a tiny horse.
  69. [2015-11-14 11:39:00] <Shotgunbadger> BIG DADDY
  70. [2015-11-14 11:39:03] <VoidChicken> that pony has a stallion head and mare voice. that's a thing.
  71. [2015-11-14 11:39:30] <Bremen> Zecora has a stallion head
  72. [2015-11-14 11:39:37] <Momo> Nothing personal, Twilight, but you gotta spycheck everyone.
  73. [2015-11-14 11:39:44] <LapisInfinitas> FUS RO DA
  74. [2015-11-14 11:39:48] <LapisInfinitas> DAH
  75. [2015-11-14 11:39:55] <jamartinezm> back to the wan show
  76. [2015-11-14 11:40:13] <garamir> There's a new Pixar movie?
  77. [2015-11-14 11:40:40] <Knuckleshy> looks like it.
  78. [2015-11-14 11:40:56] <Momo> I think it's Disney-helmed.
  79. [2015-11-14 11:40:59] <Momo> Like Planes was
  80. [2015-11-14 11:41:19] <TheDoctor> squirtign Flounder sounds very lewd
  81. [2015-11-14 11:41:56] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> DIABEETUS
  82. [2015-11-14 11:42:03] <Shotgunbadger> AW YUSS MOTHAFUCKIN SNOOTS
  83. [2015-11-14 11:42:12] <Shotgunbadger> PUT THIS SNOOT ON YOU FUCKIN DIPSHITS
  84. [2015-11-14 11:42:16] <garamir> Bob Peterson, who came up with the idea for the story, directed the film until August 2013.[1] In October 2014, Peter Sohn was announced as the new director.
  85. [2015-11-14 11:42:37] <Momo> EZ Bake Chemistry Set.
  86. [2015-11-14 11:42:46] <garamir> In an alternate timeline in which Earth was never hit by an asteroid and dinosaurs never became extinct, a young Apatosaurus named Arlo loses his father in a tragic accident. One day, Arlo falls into a river and gets knocked out by a rock, finding himself far away from his home. While trying to find a way back to the Clawed-Tooth Mountains, he befriends a human caveboy that he names Spot.
  87. [2015-11-14 11:43:03] <Momo> That being said, good to see more science toys.
  88. [2015-11-14 11:43:11] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Would humans have rose to sapience if dinosaurs hadn’t died?
  89. [2015-11-14 11:43:54] <Momo> I'm gonna say yes, but a lot more cognition would be devoted to dinosaur murder.
  90. [2015-11-14 11:43:55] <Knuckleshy> probably not.
  91. [2015-11-14 11:44:01] <garamir> pumpkin kessadillahs
  92. [2015-11-14 11:44:02] <TheDoctor> TRK ER JERBS!
  93. [2015-11-14 11:44:09] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> I love this guy’s talking.
  94. [2015-11-14 11:44:14] <Momo> So like, mirror universe humans.
  95. [2015-11-14 11:44:15] <jamartinezm> quesadillas
  96. [2015-11-14 11:44:44] <Niels_Olof> It _will_ get old, he’s right
  97. [2015-11-14 11:44:49] <garamir> PROBLEM SOLVED
  98. [2015-11-14 11:45:02] <Momo> Pumpkin is actually pretty damn good if you cook it right.
  99. [2015-11-14 11:45:10] <garamir> *splut*
  100. [2015-11-14 11:45:11] <jamartinezm> pumpkin spice
  101. [2015-11-14 11:45:15] <Niels_Olof> PA Princess Twilight Sparkle
  102. [2015-11-14 11:45:25] <LapisInfinitas> The royal voice.
  103. [2015-11-14 11:45:26] <jamartinezm> with some nice coffee
  104. [2015-11-14 11:46:05] <Knuckleshy> always the tomatos.
  105. [2015-11-14 11:46:10] <Shotgunbadger> tomater
  106. [2015-11-14 11:46:18] <Momo> The horror, the horror
  107. [2015-11-14 11:46:19] <TheDoctor> "Paint their mountaintop red" ROFL
  108. [2015-11-14 11:46:46] <TheDoctor> Fluttershy is awesome in this
  109. [2015-11-14 11:46:57] <Knuckleshy> well this went from bad to worse.
  110. [2015-11-14 11:48:06] <Bremen> Trojan horse cake?
  111. [2015-11-14 11:48:16] <Knuckleshy> They have been fighting for so long that they don't remember
  112. [2015-11-14 11:48:20] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Holy cow, Twilight, put it away.
  113. [2015-11-14 11:48:36] <KillingVector> I'm sure this will go well
  114. [2015-11-14 11:48:48] <LapisInfinitas> Trojan carrot cake
  115. [2015-11-14 11:48:51] <LapisInfinitas> calling it
  116. [2015-11-14 11:49:03] <jamartinezm> cake
  117. [2015-11-14 11:49:14] <Knuckleshy> yum Cake.
  118. [2015-11-14 11:49:18] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> It’s funny because they’re horses.
  119. [2015-11-14 11:49:43] <Momo> Carrot cake is the freakin' best.
  120. [2015-11-14 11:49:45] <Shotgunbadger> hahaha
  121. [2015-11-14 11:49:58] <Shotgunbadger> fun fact all carrot cake is technically a trap
  122. [2015-11-14 11:50:05] <jamartinezm> sparta style
  123. [2015-11-14 11:50:06] <Shotgunbadger> because it tricks you into thinking you're getting good cake
  124. [2015-11-14 11:50:11] <Shotgunbadger> but then you get carrot cake
  125. [2015-11-14 11:50:20] <Shotgunbadger> so really this is a double trap
  126. [2015-11-14 11:50:21] <Knuckleshy> I just caught that. Carrot cake.
  127. [2015-11-14 11:50:33] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Well, at least they’re finally being direct with each other.
  128. [2015-11-14 11:50:52] <KillingVector> I guess that's progress
  129. [2015-11-14 11:50:56] <Knuckleshy> this is going to be endless.
  130. [2015-11-14 11:51:36] <Niels_Olof> Princess Twilight Sparkle is not exactly demonstrating her superior Friendship Skills, is she
  131. [2015-11-14 11:51:53] <Knuckleshy> Not at all.
  132. [2015-11-14 11:52:14] <Knuckleshy> Then again this could need an unorthadox solution.
  133. [2015-11-14 11:52:20] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Maybe the local wildlife will factor into this somehow.
  134. [2015-11-14 11:52:29] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> After all, we keep seeing Fluttershy find time for animals.
  135. [2015-11-14 11:52:29] <Niels_Olof> Thinking outside the Book?
  136. [2015-11-14 11:52:32] <Knuckleshy> Maybe.
  137. [2015-11-14 11:52:37] <Momo> Wow what a bad slogan
  138. [2015-11-14 11:52:43] <Knuckleshy> yeah...
  139. [2015-11-14 11:53:00] <Knuckleshy> thinking outside the book.
  140. [2015-11-14 11:53:36] <Momo> Davis and Crump sounds like a Harry Potter law firm.
  141. [2015-11-14 11:53:39] <garamir> and then Fluttershy summoned an army of beavers to destroy both towns
  142. [2015-11-14 11:53:40] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> “Welp, I give up” -Twilight
  143. [2015-11-14 11:53:43] <Knuckleshy> Ponies!
  144. [2015-11-14 11:54:06] <Momo> Fluttershy is the Pony UN.
  145. [2015-11-14 11:54:09] <Shotgunbadger> critters to the rescue
  146. [2015-11-14 11:54:30] <jamartinezm> they're hungry
  147. [2015-11-14 11:54:36] <garamir> And then they went home, and all the animals were saved! Yay!
  148. [2015-11-14 11:54:42] <jamartinezm> book club
  149. [2015-11-14 11:54:46] <Shotgunbadger> THEY USE VEGITABLE BASED WEAPONS TWILIGHT
  150. [2015-11-14 11:54:46] <jamartinezm> fight club
  151. [2015-11-14 11:54:48] <Shotgunbadger> THIS ISN'T HARD
  152. [2015-11-14 11:54:56] <Niels_Olof> Don’t tick off Fluttershy
  153. [2015-11-14 11:54:58] <Bremen> Finally
  154. [2015-11-14 11:55:04] <Shotgunbadger> hahahahahaha
  155. [2015-11-14 11:55:06] <Bremen> Shoulda done that 20 minutes ago
  156. [2015-11-14 11:55:17] <garamir> A feud so ancient that a squirrel can remember it
  157. [2015-11-14 11:55:20] <LapisInfinitas> ZA WARUDO
  158. [2015-11-14 11:55:47] <Momo> Time to princess up.
  159. [2015-11-14 11:55:52] <jamartinezm> furry
  160. [2015-11-14 11:56:01] <Knuckleshy> wow that freeze
  161. [2015-11-14 11:57:11] <garamir> *smooch*
  162. [2015-11-14 11:57:31] <jamartinezm> so twilight was uselesss
  163. [2015-11-14 11:57:32] <jamartinezm> again
  164. [2015-11-14 11:57:35] <KefkaFloyd> meh, get me to the lena hall episode and the finale, thanks
  165. [2015-11-14 11:57:41] <Knuckleshy> wow
  166. [2015-11-14 11:58:36] <garamir> And so the Hooffields and the McColts ended their feud so a horde of hungry animals wouldn't eat them
  167. [2015-11-14 11:58:45] <jamartinezm> well this ep no es bueno
  168. [2015-11-14 11:58:55] <jamartinezm> how did it get green so fast
  169. [2015-11-14 11:58:55] <Knuckleshy> It is a good retelling of the Hatfields and Macoys storry.
  170. [2015-11-14 11:59:01] <jamartinezm> that's not how grass work
  171. [2015-11-14 11:59:07] <garamir> jamartinezm: never underestimate kudzu
  172. [2015-11-14 11:59:09] <Bremen> And Earth Pony did it
  173. [2015-11-14 11:59:20] <Bremen> *an
  174. [2015-11-14 11:59:37] <jamartinezm> rip book
  175. [2015-11-14 11:59:53] <Momo> BUTTCHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
  176. [2015-11-14 11:59:57] <Dexanth> Or why SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
  177. [2015-11-14 12:00:00] <VoidChicken> aaand my stream dies right at the end
  178. [2015-11-14 12:00:15] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Who wrote this episode, again? I missed that bit of the opening credits.
  179. [2015-11-14 12:00:17] <jamartinezm> nothing of value was missed, VoidChicken
  180. [2015-11-14 12:00:18] <KillingVector> ah yes, the quantum physics episode
  181. [2015-11-14 12:00:31] <Momo> It both sucks and doesn't suck.
  182. [2015-11-14 12:00:38] <Momo> But only until you watch it.
  183. [2015-11-14 12:00:42] <Knuckleshy> there was 2 writers
  184. [2015-11-14 12:00:42] <Niels_Olof> Yep, Princess Twilight Sparkle is still an idiot. Adorkable idiot
  185. [2015-11-14 12:00:42] <Bremen> I deem this episode unremarkable but fairly enjoyable
  186. [2015-11-14 12:00:46] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> “Or why the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!”
  187. [2015-11-14 12:00:52] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> I think Applejack can tell you that one, Twilight.
  188. [2015-11-14 12:01:12] <Bremen> At least Twilight ended up letting loose in the end, which was nice.
  189.  
  190. *insert THE END here*
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