Happy Birthday, now with cake!

#Expand PS Window for some goodies

$pshost = get-host
$pswindow = $pshost.ui.rawui
$newsize = $pswindow.buffersize
$newsize.height = 3000
$newsize.width = 150
$pswindow.buffersize = $newsize
$newsize = $pswindow.windowsize
$newsize.height = 50
$newsize.width = 150
$pswindow.windowsize = $newsize

# Make PowerShell Pretty!
$host.UI.RawUI.ForegroundColor = "DarkGreen"
$host.UI.RawUI.BackgroundColor = "Black"

$pswwidth = (get-host).UI.RawUI.MaxWindowSize.Width
function Centralize()
{
  param(
  [Parameter(Position=0,Mandatory=$true)]
  [string]$S
  )
    $sLength = $S.Length
    $padamt =  "{0:N0}" -f (($pswwidth-$sLength)/2)
    $PadNum = $padamt/1 + $sLength
    $CS = $S.PadLeft($PadNum," ").PadRight($PadNum," ") #Padding
    Write-Host $CS
}

function CakeTime # Written using ASCII Art :D
{
 clear
 Centralize("     *                                             *                ")
 Centralize("                                          *                         ")
 Centralize("               *                                                    ")
 Centralize("                             *                                      ")
 Centralize("                                                       *            ")
 Centralize("    *                                                               ")
 Centralize("                                             *                      ")
 Centralize("        *                                                           ")
 Centralize("                      *             *                               ")
 Centralize("                                                *                   ")
 Centralize(" *                                                               *  ")
 Centralize("          *                                                         ")
 Centralize("                          (             )                           ")
 Centralize("                  )      (*)           (*)      (                   ")
 Centralize("         *       (*)      |             |      (*)                  ")
 Centralize("                  |      |~|           |~|      |          *        ")
 Centralize("                 |~|     | |           | |     |~|                  ")
 Centralize("                 | |     | |           | |     | |                  ")
 Centralize("                ,| |a@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@a| |.                 ")
 Centralize("           .,a@@@| |@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@| |@@@@a,.           ")
 Centralize("         ,a@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@@@.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@a,         ")
 Centralize("        a@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' . `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@a        ")
 Centralize("        ;`@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'   .   `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@';        ")
 Centralize("        ;@@@`@@@@@@@@@@@@@'     .     `@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'@@@;        ")
 Centralize("        ;@@@;,.aaaaaaaaaa       .       aaaaa,,aaaaaaa,;@@@;        ")
 Centralize("        ;;@;;;;@@@@@@@@;@      @.@      ;@@@;;;@@@@@@;;;;@@;        ")
 Centralize("        ;;;;;;;@@@@;@@;;@    @@ . @@    ;;@;;;;@@;@@@;;;;;;;        ")
 Centralize("        ;;;;;;;;@@;;;;;;;  @@   .   @@  ;;;;;;;;;;;@@;;;;@;;        ")
 Centralize("        ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@@     .     @@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@@@;        ")
 Centralize("    ,%%%;;;;;;;;@;;;;;;;;       .       ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;@@;;%%%,    ")
 Centralize(" .%%%%%%;;;;;;;@@;;;;;;;;     ,%%%,     ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;%%%%%%, ")
 Centralize(".%%%%%%%;;;;;;;@@;;;;;;;;   ,%%%%%%%,   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;%%%%%%%,")
 Centralize("%%%%%%%%`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;  %%%%%%%%%%%  ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'%%%%%%%%")
 Centralize("%%%%%%%%%%%%`;;;;;;;;;;;;,%%%%%%%%%%%%%,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'%%%%%%%%%%%%")
 Centralize("`%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,,,,,,,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,,,,,,,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%'")
 Centralize("  `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%'  ")
 Centralize("      `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%'      ")
 Centralize("             --------------`,,,,,,,,,'------------------            ")
 Centralize("                            `%%%%%%%'                               ")
 Centralize("                             `%%%%%'                                ")
 Centralize("                               %%%                                  ")
 Centralize("                              %%%%%                                 ")
 Centralize("                           .,%%%%%%%,.                              ")
 Centralize("                      ,%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%,                         ")
 Centralize(" ")
 Centralize(" ")
 Centralize("Happy Birthday!")
}

function Beeper # Happy Birthday song with Beep tones in Powershell Script - Credit to u/hackoofr in r/Powershell for the main beep code.
{
#cls
$BeepList = @(
    @{ Pitch = 37; Length = 300; };
    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 300; };
    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 200; };
    @{ Pitch = 1188.995; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1413.961; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1334.601; Length = 1000; };

    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 300; };
    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 200; };
    @{ Pitch = 1188.995; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1587.117; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1413.961; Length = 1000; };

    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 300; };
    @{ Pitch = 1059.274; Length = 200; };
    @{ Pitch = 2118.547; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1781.479; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1413.961; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1334.601; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1188.995; Length = 800; };
    @{ Pitch = 1887.411; Length = 300; };
    @{ Pitch = 1887.411; Length = 200; };
    @{ Pitch = 1781.479; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1413.961; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1587.117; Length = 500; };
    @{ Pitch = 1413.961; Length = 900; };
    );
# I Just added this For..loop in order to listen the beep tones twice (-_°)
For ($i=1; $i -le 2; $i++) {
    foreach ($Beep in $BeepList) {
        [System.Console]::Beep($Beep['Pitch'], $Beep['Length']);
    }
}
}

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