Henry
So like Friday I wasn't feeling too hot in the stomach dept
but not too bad
just funky with some runs
hardly ate much dinner but had a bunch of beers, etc
woke up the next day, Kendra and I did some work on the house
so we got done cleaning and needed to shop for dinner, etc
standing in line to check out, it began
like, tectonic plate shift level tremors in the stomach
some of the worst Ive ever felt
all kinds of body alarms going off
hot and cold
sweats
dry mouth
So I have Kendra FLY home
doesn't even park, just drops me off
one nano-second more and I would not have made it
gets better
its THE worst explosion of my 32 years on this earth
i mean, REALLY bad
comedy movie bad
up there for like 25 mins, at least
no, thank god
just EXPLOSIVE
so I use two/three of these towellettes and then survey the damage\
pretty much like the stall in Desperado where the bad guys hide out is hidden in the mexican dive bar
Im telling you, the sheer force it exited was as to this point, never seen in my life
Ok
so I clean it up, the outside area, etc
spray some air freshner
and then decide to let this little gift marinate
im talking mad above the water line nonsense, here, too
its AWFUL
11:28
stevemcguigan@gmail.com
you left it for K?
you sick F*ck
11:28
Henry
So we open some beers and start working
yeah, hahaa
stevemcguigan@gmail.com
grounds for annullment
ok haha
11:29
Henry
Im talking like 4 hoursa
wiating for the beers to kick in and her to pee
and I mean i am DYING every time she turns her back
in anticipation
and man, it could not have worked out better the way it all came down
as we got done everything and decided it was time to chill and things actually got a little romantic
11:30
stevemcguigan@gmail.com
jaklbfjklajaklj
11:30
Henry
hahaaaaaaa
Dont worry
of course, I didn;t get any
11:30
stevemcguigan@gmail.com
"hold on, let me go to the bathroom real quick!"
11:30
Henry
YEP
and then came the screem
scream
she threw something at me on her way down the stairs and out the back door
Man, I cant remember the last time I laughed so effing hard
11:32
stevemcguigan@gmail.com
hahaha
11:32
Henry
it took me like 30 mins to calm down
11:32