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- Buck "Phatcat" "Wally" "Thrice" "Phatthrice" "What The Fuck Do I Call This Asshole" Bumble III
- Pros:
- +Literally always available
- +Actually willing to GM
- +Good grasp of mechanics
- +Characters are usually varied
- +Always pays attention
- +Proactive player
- +Can handle being the center of attention
- Cons:
- -Has no life
- -Shit GM, games are slow as fuck and nobody can put up with his ass for more than four sessions
- -Never shuts the fuck up about mechanics
- -Characters are shit and typically fall into two or three archetypes
- -Everything he does as a player is shit
- -Can't even stay with the goddamned party wtf dude
- -Almost always plays some variation of the boring generic anime protagonist
- -Every character is an extremely attractive male how gay is this guy ffs
- -Talks about his characters way too much despite literally nobody giving a fuck
- -Like talking to a fucking mobius strip, never know what the fuck he means
- Overall Objective Rating: 2 Shut the fuck up for once in your lifes/10
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- Marcus "Agi" "The Assman" Agidius
- Pros:
- +Vocal about when he can play
- +Never does anything too objectionable in-game
- +Decent grasp of mechanics
- +Participates well in combat
- +Characters don't cause you to roll your eyes
- +Usually knows what he wants to do
- +Very patient
- +Willing to discuss things as long as it doesn't involve him in any way
- +Doesn't hog the spotlight
- Cons:
- -Not vocal about fucking anything else
- -Never does anything at all in-game
- -Way too much of a milquetoast to mention any problems he has
- -Characters are really fucking bland and sound the same half the time though it's getting better lately
- -Never fucking does what he wants to do
- -BSODs when he's the center of -anyone's- attention
- -Just watches everyone else play the game while he sits back being a doritos-eating gremlin
- -Gigantic pussy that freezes up when asked to run a game, becoming a spaghetti dispensing machine
- -Hates playing his characters
- -Memory of a drowned goldfish
- -Half the time he's playing some shitpost game on Steam or some shit instead of paying attention to the game
- -Hated VeloCITY like what the fuck dude???
- Overall Objective Rating: 5 Man the fuck up for once in your lifes/10
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- Josh "Tirk" "I Wish My Last Name Was Baron" Smith
- Pros:
- +Literally always available
- +Willing to GM or maybe not but does it anyway
- +Characters are varied
- +Half the characters are actually good and interact with PCs
- +Pays attention to the game
- +Capable of pushing the players along if the game grinds to a halt
- +Does things of his own accord as a player
- Cons:
- -Has no soul as GMing has sucked it out of him
- -Every character is an extremely attractive female how gay is this guy ffs
- -The other half of the characters are living shitposts too wacky to be enjoyable
- -Never fucking talks about his own games or really any game unless forced at gunpoint
- -Games are easy as shit and present absolutely no challenge so nothing is ever truly at stake and winning carries no sense of accomplishment
- -Too many memes
- -Values dog and/or doge over life and the mysteries of the universe itself
- -Perpetually sounds like he just found his dog's charred corpse in a furnace
- Overall Objective Rating: 7.5 Don't fucking kill yourselfs/10
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- Daniel "MasterWarlord" Songer
- Pros:
- +Usually available
- +Willing to GM
- +Games usually have mysteries to solve and plots to unravel
- +Characters interact with the PCs
- +Games are challenging and feel dangerous, always a chance of failure
- Cons:
- -Never fucking know if he's available until 2 minutes prior to session start
- -Characters interact with the PCs by slathering them in napalm and tossing them into volcanoes
- -Literally ALWAYS a chance of failure
- -Every NPC hates you and is probably evil as well
- -The fucking world itself is out to get you
- -PCs are murderhobos and/or murderbillionaires
- -Never responds to anything out of game
- Overall Objective Rating: 6.5 Don't fucking kill mes/10
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- Willem "MarthTrinity" "Emtee" "Dafoe" Tibbey
- Pros:
- +Is the only one to RP with the other PCs
- +Still initiates RPs with NPCs sometimes
- +Participates well when he's there
- +Almost always knows what he wants to do and usually does it
- +Responds well to NPC and PC RP prompts
- +Can handle being the center of attention
- +Enjoys playing his characters
- Cons:
- -Never fucking available
- -Disappears into the ether at any mention of his name
- -Has absolutely no idea what the hell a mechanic is
- -Vanishes in the middle of a session usually during combat then reappears an hour later
- -Characters sometimes cause you to roll your eyes with their actions or dialogue
- -Is usually dicking around on his computer during the session and can take forever to respond to RP or act in combat because of this
- -Too attached to the party
- -Expects players and PCs to behave in certain ways and sours his view on them if they do not
- -Way too entrenched in nostalgia
- Overall Objective Rating: 4.5 Disappeared and couldn't find hims/10
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- Steven "TWILT" "Twiltree" "Nart Nevets" Tran
- Pros:
- +Usually available and always up to play when he's there
- +Good grasp of mechanics, learns from experience
- +Enjoys his PCs
- +Initiates RP prompts with NPCs he likes
- Cons:
- -Metagames like nobody's business
- -Not a creative bone in his body
- -Never responds to NPC or PC RP prompts
- -Characters can be incredibly eyeroll-inducing and rarely fit the campaign
- -Characters seemingly exist in a vacuum and never react to anything realistically
- -Sexual deviant
- -Lets out-of-game rancor seep into his in-game playstyle
- Overall Objective Rating: 3.5 Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series/10
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- Emer "Merge" Gency
- Pros:
- +Usually up to play when he can
- +Enjoys his characters
- +Proactive and reactive when it comes to RP
- +Good grasp of mechanics
- +Participates in sessions and discussion
- +Characters are varied
- +Willing and able to actively help the GM with background, NPC concepts, and homebrew
- Cons:
- -Characters are prone to excessive flanderization
- -Constant typos
- -Could fuel the entire east coast with his powergaming, though it's typically accidental
- -Gets too enthusiastic and too out of the box with NPC concepts
- -Seemingly ethereal unless talking about the game
- Overall Objective Rating: 7.5 Dude Please Come Backs/10
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- William "Bill" "Halfsilver" "Silver" "Billver" Mahlock III
- Pros:
- +Was usually up to play
- +Seemed okay with being the butt monkey
- +Participated in combat
- +Responded to RP
- +Had some goals as a PC
- Cons:
- -Jeremy was about as responsive and interesting as a particularly dull cardboard box
- -Didn't exactly have a choice about being the butt monkey
- -Rarely started RP
- -Completely forgot I killed his girlfriend
- -Never played a good game
- Overall Objective Rating: 4 You Should Quit Your Job And Move In With Me And Agis/10
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- John "wrk" Cortez
- Pros:
- +Enjoyed playing his character
- +Very proactive in-game
- +Character fit well with the campaign and the party
- +Had excellent chemistry with the other PCs
- +Could never predict what he would do, kept the GM on his toes
- +Was interested in the setting and its unique aspects like the badges
- +Awesome name
- Cons:
- -No direction, lolrandumb as shit
- -Not sure if Manny had any personality aside from being a snarky lil fuck
- -Never initiated RP
- -College absorbed his life so he only ever played 1.5 games
- Overall Objective Rating: 6 A Dildo Is The Opposite Of A Knifes/10
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- LoL, HR, and Khold aren't on here b/c they either did nothing or I cannot remember their quirks for the life of me
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