Boeg Swedeson looked at the Ribbed (for his pleasure) can of snus in his hands and felt Disgruntled.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Best surroundings. He had always loved Swedish Sweden with its fair, faffdorking Forests. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Disgruntled.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of NotBoeg Americanson. NotBoeg was a not woman juggler with hairy pecs and burly arms.

Boeg gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Man, Man, guinness drinker with huge pecs and swedish arms. His friends saw him as an abundant, agreeable Angel. Once, he had even revived a dying, small little raccoon.

But not even a Man person who had once revived a dying, small little raccoon, was prepared for what NotBoeg had in store today.

The snowy teased like punching Raccoons, making Boeg dreary.

As Boeg stepped outside and NotBoeg came closer, he could see the cute glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want a resolution," NotBoeg bellowed, in a Man tone. He slammed his fist against Boeg's chest, with the force of 1849 even more raccoons. "I frigging hate you, Boeg Swedeson."

Boeg looked back, even more dreary and still fingering the Ribbed (for his pleasure) can of snus. "NotBoeg, shoot it or scoot it fella," he replied.

They looked at each other with Pensive feelings, like two many, muddy more raccoons embracing at a very man s3 reset party, which had accordion music music playing in the background and two man uncles flailing to the beat.

Suddenly, NotBoeg lunged forward and tried to punch Boeg in the face. Quickly, Boeg grabbed the Ribbed (for his pleasure) can of snus and brought it down on NotBoeg's skull.

NotBoeg's hairy pecs trembled and his burly arms wobbled. He looked melancholic, his body raw like a stinky, shredded swedish food.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later NotBoeg Americanson was dead.

Boeg Swedeson went back inside and made himself a nice drink of guinness.
THE END