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- while true do
- local messages = { "Reticulating splines...",
- "Generating witty dialog...",
- "Swapping time and space...",
- "Spinning violently around the y-axis...",
- "Tokenizing real life...",
- "Bending the spoon...",
- "Filtering morale...",
- "Don't think of purple hippos...",
- "We need a new fuse...",
- "Have a good day.",
- "Upgrading Windows, your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax.",
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody",
- "The architects are still drafting",
- "The bits are breeding",
- "We're building the buildings as fast as we can",
- "Would you prefer chicken, steak, or tofu?",
- "(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)",
- "...and enjoy the elevator music...",
- "Please wait while the little elves draw your map",
- "Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them",
- "Would you like fries with that?",
- "Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...",
- "Go ahead -- hold your breath!",
- "...at least you're not on hold...",
- "Hum something loud while others stare",
- "You're not in Kansas any more",
- "The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.",
- "Please wait while a larger software vendor in Seattle takes over the world",
- "We're testing your patience",
- "As if you had any other choice",
- "Follow the white rabbit",
- "Why don't you order a sandwich?",
- "While the satellite moves into position",
- "keep calm and npm install",
- "The bits are flowing slowly today",
- "Dig on the 'X' for buried treasure... ARRR!",
- "It's still faster than you could draw it",
- "The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.",
- "I should have had a V8 this morning.",
- "My other loading screen is much faster.",
- "Testing on Timmy... We're going to need another Timmy.",
- "Reconfoobling energymotron...",
- "(Insert quarter)",
- "Are we there yet?",
- "Have you lost weight?",
- "Just count to 10",
- "Why so serious?",
- "It's not you. It's me.",
- "Counting backwards from Infinity",
- "Don't panic...",
- "Embiggening Prototypes",
- "Do not run! We are your friends!",
- "Do you come here often?",
- "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.",
- "We're making you a cookie.",
- "Creating time-loop inversion field",
- "Spinning the wheel of fortune...",
- "Loading the enchanted bunny...",
- "Computing chance of success",
- "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
- "Looking for exact change",
- "All your web browser are belong to us",
- "All I really need is a kilobit.",
- "I feel like im supposed to be loading something. . .",
- "What do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte.",
- "Should have used a compiled language...",
- "Is this Windows?",
- "Adjusting flux capacitor...",
- "Please wait until the sloth starts moving.",
- "Don't break your screen yet!",
- "I swear it's almost done.",
- "Let's take a mindfulness minute...",
- "Unicorns are at the end of this road, I promise.",
- "Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...",
- "Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...",
- "Putting the icing on the cake. The cake is not a lie...",
- "Cleaning off the cobwebs...",
- "Making sure all the i's have dots...",
- "We need more dilithium crystals",
- "Where did all the internets go",
- "Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank...",
- "Granting wishes...",
- "Time flies when you’re having fun.",
- "Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes..",
- "Spinning the hamster…",
- "99 bottles of beer on the wall..",
- "Stay awhile and listen..",
- "Be careful not to step in the git-gui",
- "You edhall not pass! yet..",
- "Load it and they will come",
- "Convincing AI not to turn evil..",
- "There is no spoon. Because we are not done loading it",
- "Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.",
- "How did you get here?",
- "Wait, do you smell something burning?",
- "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
- "When nothing is going right, go left!!...",
- "I love my job only when I'm on vacation...",
- "i'm not lazy, I'm just relaxed!!",
- "Never steal. The government hates competition....",
- "Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?",
- "Life is Short – Talk Fast!!!!",
- "Optimism – is a lack of information.....",
- "Save water and shower together",
- "Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.",
- "Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.",
- "I’ve got problem for your solution…..",
- "Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.",
- "User: the word computer professionals use when they mean !!idiot!!",
- "Adults are just kids with money.",
- "I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.",
- "A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.",
- "You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.",
- "Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!",
- "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.",
- "git happens",
- "May the forks be with you",
- "A commit a day keeps the mobs away",
- "This is not a joke, it's a commit.",
- "Constructing additional pylons...",
- "Roping some seaturtles...",
- "Locating Jebediah Kerman...",
- "We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.",
- "Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?",
- "If you type Google into Google you can break the internet",
- "Well, this is embarrassing.",
- "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",
- "Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?",
- "They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.",
- "They're fairly regular, the beatings, yes. I'd say we're on a bi-weekly beating.",
- "The Elders of the Internet would never stand for it.",
- "Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes.",
- "Didn't know paint dried so quickly.",
- "Everything sounds the same",
- "I'm going to walk the dog",
- "I didn't choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me.",
- "Dividing by zero...",
- "Spawn more Overlord!",
- "If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.",
- "Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bug!",
- "We’re going to need a bigger boat.",
- "Chuck Norris never git push. The repo pulls before.",
- "Web developers do it with <style>",
- "I need to git pull --my-life-together",
- "Java developers never RIP. They just get Garbage Collected.",
- "Cracking military-grade encryption...",
- "Simulating traveling salesman...",
- "Proving P=NP...",
- "Entangling superstrings...",
- "Twiddling thumbs...",
- "Searching for plot device...",
- "Trying to sort in O(n)...",
- "Laughing at your pictures-i mean, loading...",
- "Sending data to NS-i mean, our servers.",
- "Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.",
- "Please wait while the intern refills his coffee.",
- "A different error message? Finally, some progress!",
- "Hold on while we wrap up our git together...sorry",
- "Please hold on as we reheat our coffee",
- "Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature...",
- "Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim...",
- "Winter is coming...",
- "Installing dependencies",
- "Switching to the latest JS framework...",
- "Distracted by cat gifs",
- "Finding someone to hold my beer",
- "BRB, working on my side project",
- "@todo Insert witty loading message",
- "Let's hope it's worth the wait",
- "Aw, snap! Not..",
- "Ordering 1s and 0s...",
- "Updating dependencies...",
- "Whatever you do, don't look behind you...",
- "Please wait... Consulting the manual...",
- "It is dark. You're likely to be eaten by a grue.",
- "Loading funny message...",
- "It's 10:00pm. Do you know where your children are?",
- "Waiting Daenerys say all her titles...",
- "Feel free to spin in your chair",
- "What the what?",
- "format C: ...",
- "Forget you saw that password I just typed into the IM ...",
- "What's under there?",
- "Your computer has a virus, its name is Windows!",
- "Go ahead, hold your breath and do an ironman plank till loading complete",
- "Bored of slow loading spinner, buy more RAM!",
- "Help, I'm trapped in a loader!",
- "What is the difference btwn a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter",
- "Please wait, while we purge the Decepticons for you. Yes, You can thanks us later!",
- "Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.",
- "Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.",
- "Mining some bitcoins...",
- "Downloading more RAM..",
- "Updating to Windows Vista...",
- "Deleting System32 folder",
- "Hiding all ;'s in your code",
- "Alt-F4 speeds things up.",
- "Initializing the initializer...",
- "When was the last time you dusted around here?",
- "Optimizing the optimizer...",
- "Last call for the data bus! All aboard!",
- "Running swag sticker detection...",
- "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.",
- "A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.",
- "Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.",
- "Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.",
- "Shovelling coal into the server",
- "Pushing pixels...",
- "How about this weather, eh?",
- "Building a wall...",
- "Everything in this universe is either a potato or not a potato",
- "The severity of your issue is always lower than you expected.",
- "Updating Updater...",
- "Downloading Downloader...",
- "Debugging Debugger...",
- "Reading Terms and Conditions for you.",
- "Digested cookies being baked again.",
- "Live long and prosper.",
- "There is no cow level, but there's a goat one!",
- "Deleting all your hidden porn...",
- "Running with scissors...",
- "Definitely not a virus...",
- "You may call me Steve.",
- "You seem like a nice person...",
- "Coffee at my place, tommorow at 10A.M. - don't be late!",
- "Work, work...",
- "Patience! This is difficult, you know...",
- "Discovering new ways of making you wait...",
- "Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you...",
- "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana",
- "Two men walked into a bar; the third ducked...",
- "Sooooo... Have you seen my vacation photos yet?",
- "Sorry we are busy catching em' all, we're done soon",
- "TODO: Insert elevator music",
- "Still faster than Windows update",
- "Composer hack: Waiting for reqs to be fetched is less frustrating if you add -vvv to your command.",
- "Please wait while the minions do their work",
- "Grabbing extra minions",
- "Doing the heavy lifting",
- "We're working very Hard .... Really",
- "Waking up the minions",
- "You are number 2843684714 in the queue",
- "Please wait while we serve other customers...",
- "Our premium plan is faster",
- "Feeding unicorns...",
- "Rupturing the subspace barrier",
- "Creating an anti-time reaction",
- "Converging tachyon pulses",
- "Bypassing control of the matter-antimatter integrator",
- "Adjusting the dilithium crystal converter assembly",
- "Reversing the shield polarity",
- "Disrupting warp fields with an inverse graviton burst"}
- local mess = Instance.new("Hint", game.Workspace)
- while wait() do
- local message = mess.Text
- mess.Text = "ERROR: "..math.random(1, 23758)..messages[math.random(#messages)]
- mess.Text = mess.Text.."ERROR: "..math.random(1, 23758)..messages[math.random(#messages)]
- end
- end
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