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- <unyieldingIris> cool
- <unyieldingIris> ===START===
- <unyieldingIris> and who are youu?
- <unyieldingIris> another weiird sstranger?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> that's a way to say hello haha
- <unyieldingIris> ii jusst had a weiird converssatiion
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I guess if we don't know each other strangers is the right word, dunno about "weird" though
- <unyieldingIris> faiir enough, ii guessss
- <unyieldingIris> sso, who are youu?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I'm Anna. You?
- <unyieldingIris> Laviil
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh, what a unique name!
- <unyieldingIris> youu have a uuniiquue name, too, Anna
- <unyieldingIris> are youu a trollll?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> You must be a foreigner then. I talked to someone else recently who had a funny sounding name. Now they are what I'd call weird!
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh, the troll thing again.
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I think I'm catching on to you guys. You're like really hard core role players that go so far I can't seem to get you out of character
- <unyieldingIris> ii thiink youu're more of a rollepllayer than ii am
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Ahaha right, I guess that would make me the weird one from your perspective
- <unyieldingIris> yeah, iit wouulld
- <unyieldingIris> but that'ss okay
- <unyieldingIris> youu're a niice kind of weiird
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Well that's cool I guess. I know a few people that are quite into fantasies. Nothing wrong with wanting to play the role of someone else :)
- unyieldingIris> ===RESTART===
- <unyieldingIris> youu're riight abouut that
- <unyieldingIris> not lliike ii wouulld know abouut that, thouugh
- <AmbitiousAvocado> And I think you're nice too. At least a bit nicer then the last one of you who talked to me. He kept using words like "mutant"
- <AmbitiousAvocado> haha, riiight of course not.
- <unyieldingIris> what?
- <unyieldingIris> do youu not belliieve me?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> No no. You are the troll and I am the weird mutant human. I'm game
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I suppose you'll be wanting to know my blood colour next huh?
- <unyieldingIris> ii wassn't the one who ssaiid muutant
- <unyieldingIris> buut yess
- <unyieldingIris> ii wouulld lliike to know that
- <unyieldingIris> ...huuman?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Hmmm, let's go wiiith....Orange
- <unyieldingIris> wellll
- <unyieldingIris> iif youu don't want to tellll me, youu couulld have juusst ssaiid sso
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh, is orange taken? I could go green I suppose
- <unyieldingIris> thatss not how bllood collor workss
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh, ok then how does it work?
- <unyieldingIris> youu juusst have a collor?
- <unyieldingIris> youu're born wiith it, and iit doessn't change
- <unyieldingIris> miine iiss iindiigo
- <unyieldingIris> sso what iiss youurss?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Hmm, well I guess I can just be boring and stick with red
- <unyieldingIris> red?
- <unyieldingIris> do youu mean buurguundy?
- <unyieldingIris> red iissn't a collor trollll bllood can be
- <AmbitiousAvocado> uh, yeah sure. If that makes it easier
- <unyieldingIris> iit doessn't, realllly
- <unyieldingIris> sso youur bllood is red, and youu're probablly an alliien
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Can the game have aliens?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I guess that work
- <unyieldingIris> ii dont ssee why not
- <AmbitiousAvocado> ((works*))
- <unyieldingIris> that wouulld expllaiin a llot abouut a converssatiion ii juusst has
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Alright well that's settled then. You're an alien and I'm....well I guess also an alien.
- <unyieldingIris> we're both alliienss, then
- <unyieldingIris> it'ss niice to meet youu, alliien Anna
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Haha you too, alien Laviil
- <unyieldingIris> youu sseem muuch niicer than the other huuman ii wass talliing to
- <unyieldingIris> sshe wass juusst angry
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh? Well not all of us are that great to be honest
- <unyieldingIris> neiither are allll trollllss
- <unyieldingIris> we are not a niice sspeciiess
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh? From what I've seen so far you're a bit different but not so bad
- <unyieldingIris> then youu've had good lluuck
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Actually I guess I don't know much about you at all. If we're going to talk more maybe I should learn about you
- <unyieldingIris> oh, suure
- <unyieldingIris> ii'm a blluuebllood giirl, traiiniing to become a ruuffiianniihiillator
- <unyieldingIris> ii lliive wiith my buunmom and a few other nearby trolllls
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Sounds exciting. What is a "ruuffiianniihiilator"?
- <unyieldingIris> iit'ss an elliite posiitiion iin her royall army
- <unyieldingIris> onlly the sstrongesst are accepted
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Wow, sure beats the heck out of my story.
- <unyieldingIris> wellll, what'ss youur sstory, then?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I guess you would say I'm training to be a mechanic. Who is someone that fixes things
- <unyieldingIris> that ssouundss iinteresstiing
- <unyieldingIris> what wiillll youu fiix?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Hm, I'm not sure really.
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Usually it's just what my friends happen to need at the time.
- <unyieldingIris> huuh
- <unyieldingIris> iinteresstiing
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I've found myself doing a lot of work on guns lately, but I'm not sure if that's what I would want to do
- <unyieldingIris> iit souundss cooll
- <unyieldingIris> ii have a guun, buut ii don't uusse iit muuch
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Maybe on old antiques or something fun.
- <AmbitiousAvocado> No? what does a ruuffiianniihiilator use to fight then?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Or are you like the police? You only use it when you have to?
- <unyieldingIris> mosst uusse theiir fiisstss
- <unyieldingIris> no, the polliice are the llegiissllaceratorss
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Haha so confusing.
- <AmbitiousAvocado> But you said "Her royal army" do you have a queen in your uh, planet?
- <unyieldingIris> yeah!
- <unyieldingIris> sshe'ss the iimperiiouuss condesscenssiion
- <unyieldingIris> riight not sshe'ss offworld, buut sshe'ss sstiillll a good ruuller
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Wow, that's pretty impressive sounding!
- <AmbitiousAvocado> So you'd end up being a pretty important person yourself
- <unyieldingIris> no, probablly not
- <unyieldingIris> mosst trollllss sserve iin her army when they're olld enouugh
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh, that's pretty strict
- <unyieldingIris> yeah
- <unyieldingIris> buut that'ss okay
- <unyieldingIris> what abouut huumanss?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Hmm, if humans still had monarchies I'd be pretty low on the list I guess
- <AmbitiousAvocado> but right now the goverment is more like of a bunch of people that argue and never get anything done
- <unyieldingIris> huuh
- <unyieldingIris> that ssouundss
- <unyieldingIris> iineffiiciient
- <AmbitiousAvocado> and everyone else just tries to make as much money as they can so you can live a better life
- <AmbitiousAvocado> it really is
- <AmbitiousAvocado> but at least you're very rarely forced to do anything
- <unyieldingIris> ii guuessss it'ss a cuulltuure thiing
- <AmbitiousAvocado> right, no need to get political
- <AmbitiousAvocado> especially with an alien haha
- <unyieldingIris> haha, yeah
- <unyieldingIris> that wouulld be kiind of siilllly
- <AmbitiousAvocado> So, what else do you do. Other then your training?
- <unyieldingIris> ii mosstlly juusst hellp ouut buunmom
- <unyieldingIris> sshe'ss niice
- <AmbitiousAvocado> You said that earlier. Is that just what you call your mother? Cause it's actually pretty cute.
- <unyieldingIris> ii don't know what a mother iiss, buut Buunmom iiss my luussuuss
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh right, alien terminology. I guess I meant like...your female guardian. The one that gave birth to you.
- <unyieldingIris> biirth?
- <unyieldingIris> do youu mean lliike hatchiing?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Um, I suppose if that is what happens with trolls.
- <unyieldingIris> yeah!
- <unyieldingIris> we hatch from eggss laiid by the mother gruub
- <AmbitiousAvocado> That's, different. Wait are you bugs??
- <unyieldingIris> we're kiind of lliike iinssectss before we puupate
- <AmbitiousAvocado> That's crazy!
- <unyieldingIris> what do huuman gruubss llook lliike, then?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> So now you have like, a guardian who adopted you
- <AmbitiousAvocado> hm, I suppose we look the same just...really small
- <unyieldingIris> buut why?
- <unyieldingIris> how do youu get arouund beiing so smallll?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> well we don't really need to worry about that, see most children have their parents to look after them until they grow older
- <unyieldingIris> huuh
- <unyieldingIris> ii guuess iit'ss juusst a weiird alliien thiing
- <AmbitiousAvocado> And we're born from our own mothers. I guess it's like each mother is kinda a mother grub? But not a grub at al
- <unyieldingIris> that ssouundss...
- <unyieldingIris> grossss
- <AmbitiousAvocado> haha I guess it kinda is. I'm not really an expert on the matter but I'm sure it's not pleasant
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Then you are supposed to be raised by both your parents loving and caring for you until you are old enough
- <unyieldingIris> olld enouugh to what?
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Live on your own I guess. Go out and make your own life
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Or in your case I guess. Join the army?
- <unyieldingIris> that makess ssensse, ii thiink
- <unyieldingIris> huumanss ssouund sstrange
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Hehe, so do trolls :)
- <unyieldingIris> =:)
- <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh jeez, I think my air compressor is catching fire. Again.
- <unyieldingIris> oh!
- <unyieldingIris> youu had better take care of that
- <unyieldingIris> ii'llll tallk to youu llater, Anna
- <AmbitiousAvocado> I'm not sure how well I'll be at continuing this roleplay but I think you're nice and I wouldn't mind talking to you later!
- <AmbitiousAvocado> anyway let me find my extinguisher
- * unyieldingIris ceased pestering ambitiousAvocado
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