Jeanne Alter Berserker Valentine's Scene

Jeanne Alter:
....Here, coffee.

[1. Guda:
T-Thanks?

Jeanne Alter:
You're welcome.

[2. Guda:
Coffee again...?

Jeanne Alter:
What. It's only been 9 cups, hasn't it.]

Jeanne Alter:
.......

[1. Guda:
Uh... what's the matter...?

Jeanne Alter:
What's with that look? Just shut up for a bit.]

[2. Guda:
You've been bringing coffee for two hours...

Jeanne Alter:
Yes, that's right. That's why there's something to be gained from it.]

Jeanne Alter:
...That's right, it's about time.
It's been 10 cups of pure black coffee without any sugar or milk at all.
Your tongue must now be numbed to bitterness, right?
SO HERE IT IS!
Harassment chocolate!
Because of how bitter the coffee is, you won't be able to taste the chocolate.
Yes, that is fine. After all, I failed trying to make it by hand.
Even though I succeeded so perfectly last time, it was a thoroughly inexplicable failure this time.
So, in order to make you unable to taste the chocolate, I numbed your tongue. That's all.
...What's with that look.
It's so slovenly, so dispirited, so unsightly... eh? You're happy? About what?

Guda:
It's hand-made after all.

Jeanne Alter:
!!
...No, that's wrong, that's not the case. I just misspoke. It~ is~ just~ a commercial product!
I bought it for 10QP at the co-op over there!
They don't sell it for that cheap? No, they do, they just happened to be doing so!
That's...
Um... hey... uh...
I'm going back... yeah...

Jeanne Alter:
DON'T THINK YOU'VE WON WITH THIS!
Then, I'm really going now.

Jeanne Alter:
Aah, and one more thing.
It's just a chocolate that was bought for 10QP, but it's a unique, precious item like no other in the world.
I don't really know what I'm saying myself, but anyway, it's something precious!
Savour it, okay!

Jeanne Alter:
Uh, and then---

[1. Guda:
Okay, I get it already!]

[2. Guda:
The chocolate's delicious!]

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Knotheart Chocolate

A Valentine's chocolate from Jeanne Alter (Berserker).

What. It's fine if it's edible, isn't it.
It might be cracked and it looks like a failure and it might've become a mess and it looks like a failure but at any rate you can eat it so it's fine, isn't it!

At the very least, right? At the very least, the taste alone is delicious, so it's nothing to complain about, isn't it!
Next year, be prepared for next year, got it!?
The next chocolate will be a chocolate that will definitely make you cry tears of happiness and hunger for it like a pig!

Eh, what. You're already very happy with this chocolate?
Hmph! Hmph! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! (satisfied)