Safari Chic mini

hat
hardened slime hat: 5000
fancy tophat: 5000
Helm of the Scream Emperor: 2000
pig-iron helm: 1710
wumpus-hair wig: 1152
makeshift turban: 1000
neoprene skullcap: 1000
water-polo cap: 800
dwarvish war helmet: 777
primitive alien mask: 600
suspicious-looking fedora: 555
El Vibrato helmet: 500
slime-covered helmet: 500
crown-shaped beanie: 500
muskox-skin cap: 500
ganger bandana: 400
foam commodore's hat: 400
slime fedora: 400
honeycap: 370
sucker kabuto: 300
moist sailor's cap: 275

weapon
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff (1h): 5000
villainous scythe (2h): 4000
Sword of Dark Omens (1h): 2000
Coily™ (2h): 1200
super-sweet boom box (1h): 1000
antique accordion (2h): 1000
pristine walrus tusk (1h): 1000
plastic bazooka (2h): 1000
balanced antler (1h): 1000
lawn dart (1h): 800
dwarvish war mattock (1h): 777
wumpus-hair whip (1h): 720
honey dipper (1h): 690
El Vibrato energy spear (2h): 500
slime-covered shovel (2h): 500
slime-covered speargun (1h): 500
slime-covered club (1h): 500
Red Rover BB gun (2h): 500
slime-covered staff (2h): 500
triple barreled barrel gun (3h): 500
Drowsy Sword (2h): 444

off-hand
miniature stuffed Goth Giant: 10000
arrow'd heart balloon: 10000
giant stuffed bugbear: 5000
red balloon: 5000
stuffed sabre-toothed lime: 2500
Mr. Balloon: 2500
kickback cookbook: 2000
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration: 2000
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire: 2000
Necrotelicomnicon: 2000
Cookbook of the Damned: 2000
Sinful Desires: 2000
Shield of Icy Fate: 2000
red wagon: 1600
moxie magnet: 1500
stuffed Mob Penguin: 1000
mini-zeppelin: 1000
old school flying disc: 800
enchanted brass knuckles: 500
stuffed yeti: 500
slime-covered compass: 500

back
Cloak of Dire Shadows: 2000
makeshift cape: 1000
Misty Cloak: 1000
Misty Robe: 1000
Misty Cape: 1000
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡: 191
sea mantle: 150
sea shawl: 150
sea cape: 150
palm-frond cloak: 145
black cloak: 145
spant backplate: 120
giant gym membership card: 77
rubber cape: 55
toy jet pack: 50
sealhide cloak: 50
teddybear backpack: 45
auxiliary backbone: 45
barskin cloak: 30
frozen turtle shell: 20
shocked shell: 20

shirt
wumpus-hair sweater: 2160
letterman's jacket: 600
red-and-green sweater: 500
cane-mail shirt: 500
duct tape shirt: 325
Othello's military jacket: 300
snakeskin jacket: 250
shark jumper: 245
extremely wet T-shirt: 225
Mer-kin breastplate: 224
clockwork trench coat: 200
smooth velvet shirt: 200
gingerbread waistcoat: 200
bat-ass leather jacket: 185
star shirt: 170
snailmail hauberk: 160
grungy flannel shirt: 155
flyest of shirts: 144
sea salt scrubs: 140
surgical apron: 140
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket: 135

pants
hardened slime pants: 5000
fancy tuxedo pants: 5000
Greaves of the Murk Lord: 2000
pig-iron shinguards: 1710
wumpus-hair loincloth: 1656
makeshift skirt: 1000
dwarvish war kilt: 777
El Vibrato leg guards: 500
slime-covered greaves: 500
poodle skirt: 500
slime waders: 500
honeybritches: 420
monster pants: 400
foam naval trousers: 400
cane-mail pants: 333
pin-stripe slacks: 300
sucker hakama: 300
plaid skirt: 300
old patched suit-pants: 250
smooth velvet pants: 250
waders: 250

acc1
Order of the Silver Wossname: 15000
pearl diver's necklace: 12024
pearl diver's ring: 12021
gold wedding ring: 11000
heart of the volcano: 10000
Uranium Omega of Temperance: 5000
Lead Zeta of Chastity: 5000
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility: 5000
Zinc Delta of Tranquility: 5000
Nickel Gamma of Frugality: 5000
Iron Beta of Industry: 5000
Copper Alpha of Sincerity: 5000
Red Balloon of Valor: 5000
Purple Horseshoe of Honor: 5000
Blue Diamond of Honesty: 5000
Green Clover of Justice: 5000
Yellow Moon of Compassion: 5000
Orange Star of Sacrifice: 5000
Pink Heart of Spirit: 5000
hardened slime belt: 5000
fancy black tie: 5000
Earring of Fire: 3000
Pendant of Fire: 3000
Ring of Fire: 3000
Ice-Cold Beerring: 3000
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace: 3000
Ice-Cold Beer Ring: 3000
Unspeakable Earring: 3000
Choker of the Ultragoth: 3000
The Ring: 3000
Nose Ring of Putrescence: 3000
Putrid Pendant: 3000
Ring of the Sewer Snake: 3000
Mudflap-Girl Earring: 3000
Mudflap-Girl Necklace: 3000
Mudflap-Girl Ring: 3000
special sauce glove: 2500
rickety old unicycle: 2000
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon: 2000
Boots of Twilight Whispers: 2000
Belt of Howling Anger: 2000
pig-iron bracers: 1710
crusty hula hoop: 1600
ladle of mystery: 1500
bejeweled accordion strap: 1000
long-forgotten necklace: 1000

familiar
(familiars that hold hats/pants/weapons/off-hands are likely better choices)
rat head balloon: 500
fishy wand: 150
tiny bowler: 95
serrated proboscis extension: 75
hypodermic needle: 75
Meat detector: 75
many-eyed glasses: 75
prosthetic forehead: 75
tiny shaker of salt: 75
blundarrrbus: 75
sucky decal: 75
tiny balloon knife: 75
shock collar: 75
moonglasses: 75
palm-frond toupee: 75
tiny knife and fork: 75
eye-pod: 75
chocolate spurs: 75
magnifying glass: 75
skewer-mounted razor blade: 75
brass stinger: 75