matt> dayes, before i get really mad. i'd like for you to know something.
<matt> for the past couple weeks ive been going to the gym you fucking piece of shit. so dont you ever, ever, fucking dare tell me to go workout ever again
<matt> you ignorant fucking faggot
<Dayes> How much weight have you lost?
<matt> its been two weeks and ive been doing mostly strength training
<matt> and fuck
<matt> you
<Dayes> Walk for an hour.
<matt> haha
<Dayes> You have a smartphone, do you not?
<matt> go fuck yourself you dumb shithead
<matt> no.
<matt> you idiot.
<matt> i have a cell phone.
<Dayes> What kind?
<matt> you're a judgemental piece of shit you know that?
<matt> the kind you'd get pleasure from shoving up your ass you sick fuck
<matt> do me a favor
<matt> don't talk to me anymore, and ignore me
<matt> i think we'll both be happy that way
<matt> now unban me before i seriously consider fucking with you.
<Dayes> matt I'll unban you when you prove to me that you've walked an hour today.
<matt> dayes
<matt> not only do i workout more than you, i walk more in a day than you do in a fucking week
<matt> seriously
<matt> fucking unban me, and we'll have nothing more to do with each other
<matt> get this through your thick skull: I want NOTHING more to do with you. if you have a problem with me, then IGNORE me.
<matt> if you don't unban me soon you will pay for it.
<Dayes> A brisk walk.
<Dayes> Not a slow one.
<Dayes> For an hour, outside.
<matt> you asked for it.
<Dayes> What are you going to do, puppy?
<Dayes> Make fun of me over the Internet?
<Dayes> Call my cellphone and complain?
<Dayes> Post my google voice number on /b/?
<Dayes> Let's be honest, I can hurt you a lot more than you can hurt me.
<Dayes> Did I mention that me and IUJ called up Brandon once?
<Dayes> Of course we didn't say anything about you.
<Dayes> But you should keep that in mind before making threats.
<Dayes> Now get your fat ass outside and walk.