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- note: this first part just establishes where you are in the story if you wanted to read this. this few couple of posts are still kept into the story
- >After making it back inside the castle, you grab some of that clear caffeinated coffee you've grown accustom to drinking.
- >Then you go into the workshop, start on making something- but you've got writer's block.
- >You decide to just go to sleep.
- >When you wake up, You throw on a silk robe and head downstairs.
- >You chuckle when you remember that Rarity has the exact robe.
- >Nobody expected you to point at Rarity's evening gown and say 'Three of these please.'
- >Rarity herself just smiled and complemented your taste.
- >Drat, you're in your head again. What were you doing?
- >You realize that you're boiling some water on some magic heating pad of some sort.
- >It's operated strangely, and Twilight told you the process.
- You lightheartedly spout "Bring it aaarouund towwwn!" when making sure the water doesn't boil over.
- >You pour some oats, cut some apples, and pour the water over all that.
- >Then you put it down on the table and start going at it.
- >You hear the regular thud of Twilight falling on her face, off the bed, and on the floor.
- >She always does this. You don't know why.
- >Might just be a horse thing. Humans are built properly, the legs bending opposite of a ponies'.
- >Properly.>That word rings a bit. Are you becoming an elitist?
- >You were always an elitist.
- >You make a slight gesture of agreement to the air, like the hydrogen was convincing you and not your brain.
- >You hear the tap, tap, tapping of Twilight going down the steps.
- >Then she gasps. And you hear the signature *POOF* of her teleporting.
- >She's next to you now. You hear her whisper "Shit."
- >Then She Poofs away, you went to grab at her to get an explanation, but she was already gone.
- >Pinkie came back through the door in Twilight's absence.
- >"Tsar! Nonny! We need to talk!"
- >You look up, swallowing the last of your oats.
- "Hmm?"
- >"You were, uhh- We were… gone. For a while."
- "How long is a while, ponk-"
- >Twilight poofs back in the room in a panic, Rainbow Dash gets in too.
- >Through breaths, Twilight spouts. "We need to talk."
- "Way ahead of you there, Twiggle."
- >You turn your head back to Pinkie.
- "How long were we gone?"
- >Pinkie turns her head to Twilight.
- >Twilight gets the message, and breaths in.
- >"Four months."
- >"Four months and one week, for you" Twilight finishes.
- "What?!"
- >You breath in sharply and get up quickly.
- >"Take your time." Twilight sarcastically says.
- >You kick in.
- >You've taken your time.
- >You have a thought.
- "Even worse being that we told nearly nobody when we left."
- >"You're right- We were thought to have been kidnaped by you." Twilight tacks on.
- "That’s been fixed up hopefully."
- >A sharp pain crawls through your temple as you have a troubling thought.
- "How's the colony?"
- >"I've not an idea, we need to speak to celestia."
- "Is anything wrong? What's wrong?"
- >Your mind starts reeling at her next sentence.
- >"It's- it's really bad, anon. We need to go see Celestia- she can tell you."
- >You joust both your hands to your chest and out a little bit, making a 'hold it' gesture.
- "Oh, no- no, Twilight. You tell me. Is the colony a failure? Did my people die?"
- >"We have to see Celes-"
- "I need to know, Twilight."
- >"We don't-"
- "To hell you don’t! You know exactly what's happening! Why can't you just tell me."
- >"NONNY!"
- >You jump and get in a stance of stability.
- >You're taken aback a little bit. You've never heard Pinkies 'anger voice' before.
- >"Take a look at the mare in the mirror, Anon. You're starting to make Twilight cry. She didn't do anything!"
- >You had started to protest, but you know in your mind that you couldn't argue with Pinkie. That's just not the relationship between you two.
- "Fine." You say. "let's get to Canterlot."
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- "That’s a lot of red."
- >You sigh to yourself.
- >"They've moved upon Las Pegausus with very scary precision, they had-"
- >Celestia wrinkles her brow thinking on how to articulate her thoughts.
- >"They had outlandish war machines."
- >War machines…
- >You fear the worst.
- "Celestia."
- >She snaps her attention to you.
- >You pick up a piece of chalk.
- "Draw one of these machines."
- >And just like you feared, she draws a world war one styled tank.
- >You shake your head.
- "I know what those are, Celestia."
- >You power blink, keeping your eyes closed for a full second.
- "It's called a tank, princess."
- >"Is this technology human?"
- "Of course it is. And I actually have no idea how they got the ability to make these things."
- >They can just magic that shit together in an afternoon.
- >It's not above these horses.
- "So." you tap your stick on the map- "What are we looking at tactics wise?"
- >"Their forces will nearly always send these 'tanks' up front with nearly no ponies on the ground."
- >She continues- "In the battle for Los Pegasus they encircled the city with a hundred of these and blasted them with their cannons.
- "Cannons?" you think out loud, they must have turret guns then.
- >But if their doing that then that sounds awfully like-
- "There has to be another human on the other side of this." you simply say.
- >You point to the map, at Cykablyatovia
- "No ponies should know Blitzkreig tactics."
- >That colony is breathtakingly fucked right now.
- >You're pretty sure that Twilight had no idea how fucked it was, even though she had a week head start on you.
- >You feel bad for yelling at her, now.
- >You jump into your Canterlot workshop after some clever walking.
- >Twilight was there, waiting for you.
- >This particular forge and shop goes almost entirely unused.
- >It's kind of better than the one in ponyville, you guess.
- >You don't have to clean it…
- "Okay! Twilight, I've got a few ideas."
- >"We're in trouble now."
- "Shush-" you cheerily say back.
- "Get me my blue print thingies."
- >She smiles, and walks over to the dusty cabinet, where she pulls a few rolls of white grid papers and black markers.
- >it slightly upsets you that the blueprints are almost always on white paper.
- "This first thing we're making is called a ballistae."
- >"Is it human?"
- "It's Roman, and maybe Chinese."
- "So- uh, yeah."
- >You grab a piece of maple sapling.
- "A ballistae is simply a huge fucking bow pulled back by a ratchet."
- >"Ooh, does it fire huge fucking arrows, too?"
- "You bet. Here, come help me design this ratcheting system."
- >"What are we penetrating here?"
- >Twilight looks up from you, just a bit after making a tin ratchet prototype.
- "We should be able to break the rails on the train-track with this."
- >"Will this ballistae do that?"
- "I was hoping steel would do the trick here."
- >"Steel?"
- >She blinks a few times, before remembering what steel was.
- >"how do we get things so hot?"
- >You ruffle your hands through your hair.
- "The basic oxygen process back home."
- >"BOP!" Twilight quickly snaps out, laughing a bit.
- >"I like it, how does it work?"
- "Well, we need some pure oxygen."
- >"How pure?" she quickly retorts.
- "99%, then we need heat and a bit of limestone."
- >She laughs again, saying "We use limestone a lot."
- >You look at her and smile.
- >It's been a bit since you could just 'do this'.
- "Okay! So we need a furnace. How do you make iron around here?"
- >"Heat and rail rock." she says back.
- "And the heat? Coal or magic?"
- >"Magic most places. But in some areas they use coal."
- "Alrighty then, let me explain steel to you."
- "Steel is basically Iron but with little to no carbon, we can make steel by melting iron in a furnace, and introducing a powerful blast of pure oxygen."
- >"Okay." she says with a nod.
- "So we need a crucible, we need to fill it with melted pig iron." you gesture with your hands
- >You think for a moment.
- "Then we need to pipe in some pure oxygen from /under/ the crucible." your hands act out what looks like the process of pouring one thing into another.
- "Then we, we add the limestone, because the steel would be too soft without the carbon."
- >You think you're missing something.
- "Then I think we add manganese, iron and carbon, all melted together."
- >"in small amounts, right? Because we'd just end with what we started."
- "Yeah. Then we've got steel."
- >"So what would we be making this steel into?"
- >You start thinking out loud.
- "its all got to be tool steel, so we're going to have to case harden it."
- "We take some high carbon steel, then we heat it up again, then dip that- that goes into lime dust, not limestone."
- "Then when it cools we can make blades and our ballistae parts."
- >"But which parts will be steel?"
- >"Whichever is needed."
- "But will a big ass ballistae break through the iron plate of the tanks, is our real question."
- >You lean over the table, eying the prints.
- "if we sharpen the tips enough I think we can get them in the tracks."
- "Or the turret?"
- "A lot of things broke really easy on those old tanks. The Mostly kept them together with hope and prayer."
- >"Can we make the arrows explode?" Twilight interjects.
- "Like, an RPG?"
- >"A what?"
- "It's basically a human arrow that explodes violently."
- >"Can we engineer that?"
- "I can't. I simply don't have the explosives."
- >"I can enchant the gunpowder, I suppose."
- >You turn back to twilight.
- "Can we magic that shit together in an afternoon?"
- >"Probably. It's just one of these, except cast instead of steel?"
- "It's much more complicated than this, but can this magic- what is it, black powder? Can it explode on impact?"
- >She thinks for a moment, mumbling a bit.
- >"I think if I combine a few enchantments. Because there is an old war spell that caused arrows to light on fire on impact."
- "You think we can combine the two?"
- >"I just said that, anon."
- "Then we might as well just make the arrows wood in the front."
- >You look over to your prints.
- "You would think that you'd get a more directional explosion if we put iron or steel here-"
- >You notice Twilight is over in the other area of the forge.
- >After calling her over, you point out your thoughts.
- >You sit for a while before coming up with a proper projectile that would probably work.
- >"I'll call to some fabricators to make the molds for these iron reinforcements here, and send a few carpenters to make these arms there."
- >"And also we can get the invention department to make up that furnace you need."
- "Can we get some alchemists for the oxygen?"
- >"I've got a spell for that, anon- don't fret."
- >That's good to know.
- >And with that, she turns and leaves.
- >You start on the bindings and the wheels, putting bearings on the swivels and some easy to set adjustors.
- "Shit, we could've made mortars."
- "Or cannons."
- >Fuck it.
- "We'll do it live."
- >After a few days of getting the bases done, the arms and rails roll into the shop.
- >You get some bolts on there, and then some strings.
- >Then Twilight comes in and throws some 'unicorn strength shit' as Twilight calls it.
- >Then she brings up a few iron tubes, which you load full of that 'on impact' black powder, once again with some 'Strength shit' added as well.
- >You throw those in a bag, and place them on the cart.
- >Twilight puts it on a mobile base and takes it out the back door and into the courtyard.
- >You then wait on the princesses for you to begin your tests.
- >It's about four in the afternoon now, and the Princesses have finally gotten near where you are testing this, which is the landing pad you came on for coronation, as a matter of fact.
- >So it holds a bit of significance, you suppose.
- >You hear Twilight ratchet and load the ballistae.
- >You're not facing anything, just forest.
- >Twilight reassures you that blowing up that area is fine. She says 'You could nuke it.'
- >Still, you're scared tha-
- "Top of the morning Celestia!"
- >Celestia speaks, in a usual tone- "Hello, Tsar. Hello- Twilight."
- >"Hi Celestia! Hey Luna! Long time no sleep!"
- >Luna Yawns out "You can say that again."
- >Before you got turned around to begin the demo, you hear two other ponies hit the ground, via carriage.
- >The landing pad before you was fairly large, and it more than accommodated for Cadence and Shining Armour's carriage.
- >You all exchange welcomes, and that moment flies pretty quickly even though you're pretty sure that they're all related some how…
- >"Okay!" Celestia says, "Let's see it."
- "Alright, Princess, what you're about to see is what humans are more efficient in making- more than any other type of tech."
- >You smile a bit, even though it'll probably end for the worst.
- "This is the weapon side of humans. And this-"
- >You pull the string,
- "Is my boom stick."
- >You turn to see the blast.
- >You see a small flash of light about the size of a house.
- >Then you start to see the trees move your direction, you see the shockwave Is coming.
- >You start counting on your hands.
- >Cadence speaks up. Saying "It doesn't seem like much of a boo-"
- >CRAAAAACK
- >The five of your guy's hair wooshes with the wind, Twilights especially.
- >You turn back to see the damage, about fifteen feet in either direction of the blast is obliterated with a bit of a fire going.
- >You look to see twilight gingerly flying the mile-or-so distance it takes to get to the blast zone.
- >Then you see her place some sort of area of effect spell, and you notice that it douses the flames.
- >When she comes back, the eyes of the princesses still haven't gone down from their astonishment and Shining's stupid smile hasn't left.
- >You put your hands up in a casual manner.
- "I've got like, four of those."
- >Shining is the first one to say "Who's down for a re-fire?"
- >The Train Rumbles along towards Los Pegasus.
- >You're sitting in your regular quarters when the train stops moving.
- >Your magical little communication device whurs to life next to you.
- >"They've blockaded the tracks, sir- about three miles out from Las Pegasus.
- "How do we know that?"
- >The comms lay silent, and you push to regain confirmation.
- >The communication device comes back to life.
- >"Bat guard, Sir!"
- "That makes se-"
- >THUNK
- "Oh."
- >The bat guard were actually boarding your train.
- >You turn back towards the comms.
- "Does that mean Luna, Maam?"
- >"No, sir… But I'm gonna start my deceleration. I'll be a moment."
- "Do what you need."
- >A couple of bats come into the train cart, you're sitting at one of the benches.
- >The trains gearing kicks in and you almost fall out of your place
- >You didn't get a royal train- it seems to not have to torque like these transport trains get.
- >They come and stand by you and remain stoic.
- "What are you boys in for?"
- >"Guard duty, sir."
- "Why are you here- eh, shouldn't you be asleep?"
- >"The Royal guard are all scattered, sir." one says colloquially. "We're mobilized to protect the royals for right now."
- "Who's side are you on?"
- >"Yours, sir."
- "You better remember that- or I will take a shit on you."
- >"Sir, yes sir."
- "Okay. Lets get on."
- >The train stops, and you get off and down the steps of the car.
- You had to hop down onto the grass, because there wasn't a platform, that- and you were on a slope.
- >The Bats jump off and flutter down a bit before standing on your side.
- >You can see the city a bit from where you're standing, it's deathly quiet where you are.
- >A quiet sneeze from behind you makes you and your bats jump and turn.
- >Twilight's tired eyes come back at your face, and you ease.
- "Which one of those has the ballistae on it?"
- >"I think the fourth one from the back." she says in response.
- "Yeah, that one's got a tarp on it."
- >You turn to your bat bitches.
- "Lets get that tarp off, please and thank you. Twilight's got me protected."
- >You look back to Twilight with a serious look.
- "Don't you?"
- >"Oh, yeah- sure."
- >You watch them get to work, barking cute little instructions at each-other as they open up your creation to the world.
- >The both of you start back to the ballistae when Twilight starts up a conversation.
- >"Why the machine?"
- "Ponies can't operate muskets."
- >"Muskets?"
- >Muskets!
- "Not until you're older, twilight."
- >She shakes her head, mumbling under her breath.
- >"Why one?"
- "I dunno. I guess that's the quickest path. Not like I was wanting to do anything besides blow up tanks and that blockade."
- >"Seems fair."
- >She hops up onto the trailer car, and you follow forward.
- >You didn't have much in the ways of sights. You'd think that after a hit to the walls of one of these mortar things they'd disperse.
- >Not like you wanted your Cykans to go to war anyway.
- "Alright, lets get this over with."
- >"What do you mean?"
- >You jolt a look over.
- "Eh?"
- >"We've a battle ahead!"
- >But-
- "But we've no troops, Twilight."
- >She looks around, flying up and looking over the hills in most directions.
- >Then she comes back down
- >"My bad, how many of these do we have?"
- "I dunno, how many did we make?"
- >"Just the ones from yesterday."
- "So-"
- >You count on your fingers, thinking how many you shot versus how many were made.
- >You carry the one and add five.
- >Then you multiply by seven and take that to the third power.
- >Then you carry the one again.
- >Remainder leaves us with.
- "We've two rounds."
- >"And four battle ready. Two royals and two guards."
- "You play too many table top games."
- >She tips her fedora, at remembrance of the great DnD tournament of 04'
- "Alright, lets get on with it."
- >"Yes!"
- >She does some math, carries the one, and uses her magic to move the ballistae at the gate.
- >You realize, magic has some surgical precision, and you op to move the target of aim.
- "Ready!"
- >You get ready.
- "Steady!"
- >You steady.
- >Throwing your hand down, you shout "FIRE!" and throw yourself off balance and into the ballistae
- >The ballistae moves four inches to the right and then fires.
- >You watch the ballistae fire off, and scarily heads in an unsafe direction.
- >Two seconds into the firing, it hits the main gate of Los Pegasus, directly square on where the most of the blockade is.
- >Twilight bursts out "Direct hit!" and gets excited over her first real act of war.
- >She's getting ready to load another, but you stop her.
- "The blockade is clear, Twilight, lets get at that gate."
- >"Alright, fine."
- >She and one of the Bat Ponies fly off towards the front of the train, the other one accompanying you to the train as well.
- >You leisurely stroll to the internals of the train, it soon taking off toward the city.>You stop, and immediatley reliefed
- Theres a huge as crater, can't pull the train through.
- A bunch of Cykans come rushing out brandishing spears.
- They say something like 'you gave us the order to do this!'
- They find out that a couple of ponies named flim and flam had told them that they were appointed advisers at cykablyatovia and conned their way into what was left by anon
- Then they take the train to cykablyatovia, where they find a big ass wall that was built.
- A couple of tanks come rolling out, firing concrete cannonballs that twilight can't magic
- The tanks were built from copper, and a couple of ballistae rounds fuck them up.
- Find out that he fired upon Cykans and breaks down.
- Gets mad, blows a hole in Cykablyatovia's wall (maybe, idk if I want to put that there, seems ooc)
- Finds the 4 month old industry state that is Cykablyatovia, fit with factories and mines and such, built by copper-cog.
- The leader's mansion is tacked with the plaque FnF Bro's Headquarters
- Turns out flim and flam had joined the colony and conned the whole populous into believing that they had been given leadership of the colony
- They had gone and begun a imperialist campaign on west equestria
- Anon climbs the gate and forces himself into the mansion to where he finds flim and flam
- He has a meltdown on them, and kicks them out of the colony (maybe by gunpoint but is that ooc)
- He has a bit where he fixes everything that was broken, and we fast forward into where he's repaired everything,
- So this even is supposed to poision anon with a feverish fear that ponies will take his inventions and ruin everything human style, ending the peace that is only stopped periodically by outlandish fantasy villains
- Then we get into the next bit, story back on track
- (this seemed all very unnecessary and a shitty direction to go, and for me seemed unwriteable where it would make sense in the story, though I was half way down this path with what you see here. So I guess it's going to be alt reality, as I'm axing this part off and replacing it with a more natural path dealing with the naivety and dangers of copying human tech without knowing how to safely do so.)
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