10 - "There is a  real person behind this AV" (Really?? DUH!!)

9 - "I never look at local chat" (Maybe you should every once in a while)

8 - "I'm into girls - Sorry guys" (yes the guys will certainly be heart broken)

7 - "My IMs get capped so please send a note card" (Well, aren't you the popular one)

6 - "If you want to know about me just ask" (That's it? That's all we get? GEESH)

5 - "any issues with this girl should be directed to .... some master/mistress"

4 - "This is a drama free zone" (WOW! Thanks - i had intended to start some drama but I won't now that I'm in a drama free zone)

3 - "If you mess with (insert name here) you mess with me" (OK what are you going to do big time - give me an SL ass whipping?)

2 - "SL is SL and RL is RL" (Right - and the first question you ask me is where am I from?)

And the number 1 stupid thing  I've read in a Profile is:

1 - "I dont bite - well not too hard" (Is this a problem - do you go around biting people? I mean really)