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- >You're waiting at the bar for Vinyl, the clock on the wall read 6:17
- >Granted you were late getting here, but she's even worse at it
- >"You actually showed up."
- >Vinyl takes the seat next to you, looking more energetic than last night
- >Did these clubs really take that much out of a p0ny around here? There must be no endurance for anything in Equestria
- >Besides Pinkie Pie
- "And you thought I wouldn't?"
- >"Call it a hunch."
- >She gave a shrug and tapped the tabletop twice with a forehoof
- >"A pair of Turntable Double Shots."
- >The unicorn bartender nods his head and starts to levitate drinks and shotglasses around
- "Your gonna try and drink me under the table?"
- >"Why not? Most p0nies are out cold when they try."
- >But your not a p0ny, and your liver has gone through worse...much worse
- >The bartender floats a pair of shotglasses over to the both of you, one was clear liquid, the other was some electric light blue colored
- >Vinyl already knocked her shots back and turned to watch you stare at yours
- >"You gonna drink that or stare at it?"
- >At her hinted request you take the two shots and down them at once
- >First is the regular bitter taste of alcohol, which might have come from the clear one, but then the taste is overpowered by a sour punch to the face
- >The second shot had you tense up and finally gag
- >Vinyl was laughing her ass off the chair and rolled on the floor
- >"Told you! You cant party!"
- >Alright Anon, you have two options right here and-
- >Fuck all logic
- >You pound the tabletop with your clenched fist once after re-composing yourself
- "Another set of shots..."
- >Vinyl looks up at you from the floor she was laying on with disbelief
- >Anon, listen to your brain here
- >Fuck you
- >Dude you cant act like that all the time when I have to tell you about-
- >When the bartender sets the two shot glasses on the table you chug them as fast as he set them there
- >This time you hold back the urge to gag and turn to Vinyl,
- "Your turn."
- >Vinyl gets off the ground and back on her seat, the bartender set another set of shots before her
- >"Its on then."
- >And so begins the contest of who can out-drink the other one
- >Brain.exe has stopped responding, and that might be a good thing...or a bad one
- >Well, your down to the last shot of liquor so you hope, Vinyl seems out of it as is so score one there
- >You tip back your head and the shot glass, only to fall on your back like a deranged drunk
- >No time for pokerface, your laughing your ass off with Vinyl
- >"Damn man, nop0ny has ever-*hic* got THAT drunk!"
- >Slowly your able to pull your drunk ass up to the table and laugh some more
- "I'm not as drunk as-*hic* you!"
- >She jabs a hoof towards your chest, missing badly she ended up punching you in the jaw without realizing it at all
- >"Only drunken fillies...cant hold down Double Shots."
- >Your eyes roll in their sockets at her comment
- "If anything, YOUR a drunken filly."
- >"Am not!"
- "Are to!"
- >"Says who?"
- >Why was this sounding like a bunch of kids arguing over who's the stupidest in the class
- >Oh brain, your back to working again
- >Shall I super size your stupidity there Anon
- >You look to the clock for the time, it was already 1:48am
- >Damn did time fly by
- >Then it hit you, like your brain was trying to tell you something
- "Vinyl, shouldn't you be *hic* at Buckin' Beats?"
- >She tilts her head to the side as if to ponder the thought for a bit
- >There's a silence between the two of you
- >"Nope!"
- >...
- "N-nope?"
- >How was that all she had to say
- >"Yeah, I took the day off."
- "To do what..?"
- >"Well...to sleep mostly. That and come *hic* here to get drunk."
- >More and more your liking this mare, she was already 20% cooler
- >No joke intended just an observation
- >Thanks brain
- >Vinyl gives off a drunk yawn and firmly falls from her chair onto all fours
- >"Gotta say, I haven't been this dru-*hic*-unk in years."
- >Then how old are you
- >"But I'm out. You win."
- >And it feels good to win
- >Besides, you were at your limit right there, another shot and the chances of passing out were high
- >"See ya later...uh...whats your name?"
- >...
- >...
- >You forgot to tell her your name didn't you
- >Ok brain, I'll listen to you more often
- "I'll tell you on the way back."
- >The two of you leave the bar in a drunken wobble to the elevators and take the ride to the 13th floor
- >Only now you ponder how elevators worked, and why you were living on the 13th floor of a hotel
- >You walk Vinyl to her room, neither of you really said anything on the way
- >But that all stopped when she reached her door and took out the room key for it
- >"OK, now that name?"
- >Her key fits in the lock with a resounding click
- "My name's Anonymous, *hic* but people just call me Anon."
- >The key turns in the lock
- >"Alright Anon, I'll see ya later."
- >Magic turns the knob as she walks to get into her room, but the door doesn't budge and she ends up walking right into the solid wood door with a thud
- >Maybe the two of you got too drunk
- >"Ow, hey what gives?"
- >She pulls the key from the lock and looks closer at it
- >Her room is 1387, the key was for room 1374
- >That was your room key
- >Oh brain, what would I do without you
- "Vinyl...how did you get that?"
- >"This? I got it off the ground after I dropped it."
- >A brief silence comes between the two of you
- "Vinyl...that's my key..."
- >And then another silence, this one felt much more awkward than it should have
- >Then Vinyl looked at the key closer, noticing the room number on it
- >"Huh, why do I..."
- >She places the key in your open and and stares back at the door
- >If you knew more about Equestrian locks you could possibly pick it open
- "Guess somep0ny really is drunk tonight."
- >A playful punch to your arm is all she gives as a response
- >Then an idea crosses your mind
- >Oh, hell to the no you not going with that
- >Dont care brain, lalalalala
- >Anon, you promised to listen to me more and-
- >Brain has been muted
- "Wana just stay in my room for the night?"
- >Vinyl doesn't say anything, or move for that matter
- >Though you really cant tell what's going through her head, she had a poker face of god going on right now
- >"Eh, sure."
- >And there's the response you were subconsciously hoping for
- >Alright then dumbass, show her the way to the room
- >Oh hey brain, you stopped being muted
- >You and Vinyl turn away from the door to her room and head down the adjacent hall to your room
- >Entering the key gives a resounding click and your able to open the door unlike her
- >Well, you do have to fight the door to open it, your pile of clothes somehow migrated from the corner to the front of the door
- "Make yourself at home."
- >Vinyl climbs her way over your pile of clothes and into the room, plopping her flank down on the couch
- >"Nice place, reminds me of home."
- >Implying her house is a mess like this room, which is modeled after your own house
- >"Say Anon..."
- "Hm?"
- >You say as you sit down next to her
- >"What do you do?"
- >As in profession, past life, or just regular basis
- "Besides make a mess? I used to be a musician."
- >"Used to be?"
- >Her stare seems to bore into you through those purple glasses
- >"Explain."
- >You give a slight sigh, it was a bit of a long and confusing story to tell
- >What made it worse was being brought to Equestria
- "Alright, when I was..."
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