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- >Be the most alpha dragon there is
- >Got my crew of other dragons who wish they were me
- >Got my cave loaded with swag and gems and shit
- >Fucking awesome to be me
- >Problem is its raining
- >So nobody wants to do shit
- >Buncha faggots, I swear
- >Perfect weather to play full tackle phoenix egg toss
- >Well whatever, guess I'll go hang with someone
- >Fizzle has the closest cave so I fly there
- >Land right at the mouth of the cave on a ledge
- >Entire mountain shakes when I land
- >Like a boss
- >Go inside
- "Yo Fizzle! You home?"
- >No answer
- >Probably hiding from that sweet landing I did
- >Whatever, let myself in
- >Let him say something
- >Sides its a cave, not like they lock
- >Go in
- >Pathetic pile of gems
- >Fizzle you need to get your shit together
- >Desk with weird looking glowing box on it
- >Dammit Fizzle, what did I tell you about magic stuff
- >For a buncha pansy ass---oh look
- >There's stuff on the thing
- >Buncha pictures of weird looking dudes flexing
- >The fuck?
- >They're writing about their muscles
- >Keep asking each other if they lift
- >I wouldn't say so out loud but I'm confused
- >Why does Fizzle have a magic box with men on it?
- >I move the thing...and an arrow moves on the box
- >Push the button
- >Another...thing opens
- >OMFG
- >I'm laughing really loud
- >There's ponies, ponies everywhere
- >All stallions, all making out
- >"H-hey...Garble...when did you come in?"
- >I'm still laughing so hard I'm starting to cry
- >No homo, shit happens
- >Fizzle is standing by the cave entrance
- >He musta been out when I got here
- >He's doing his 'I think I fucked up' stance
- >So lame
- "Fizzle....why the fuck do you have a magic box with ponies kissing each other?"
- >Fizzle jumps and runs over
- >Tries to push me away
- >I give him a shove
- >He doesn't relent, keeps trying to pull me away from his pony faggot box
- >"Garblewhyareyouinmycave!?"
- >Oh shit, when did Fizzle learn how to yell?
- >And he's a lot stronger than I remember
- >Better remind him who's number one alpha dragon
- >Get up and push him to the ground
- "Your cave is in MY volcano! I can come and go when I want!"
- >He winces and nods
- >Damn fucking right
- >Sit back down and look at the magic box
- >He's next to me in a second
- "Besides its raining so all the other bros are being bitches. I'm trying to find something to do"
- >"Oh we can...ya know...go...look for...girls and...stuff?"
- "Yea Fizzle, girls love the rain."
- >Motion to the glowing box
- "What's with this thing? Why is it ponies and jacked guys all over it?"
- >Fizzle fidgets like he always does and goes for the move-y thing
- >Put my claw on it
- >He aint getting out of this one
- >"Oh....that...that's just...4chan! Haha yea it's a site where a buncha...f-f-faggots make fun of each other!"
- >I eye him but am slightly intrigued
- >This could pass the time
- "Faggots being faggots eh? We should just tell them they're faggots then!"
- >Fizzle's turn to look at me funny
- >I don't know why, it's a brillant plan
- >Surprised nobody thought of it before
- >I click the thing and one of the pictures opens
- >"Homolove general"
- >Best place to start
- >More stallions making out and...
- >...ew...
- >Hearts and blushing and ugh
- "How do I tell them they're faggots?"
- >Fizzle wipes his brow and points at this box thing with a buncha keys
- >Whatever
- >He helps me find the text box
- >Write my masterpiece
- 'Ur all faget'
- >I think that's how its spelt
- >Click submit
- >Shit bitches at me
- >Fizzle studders out something about typing some jumbled words first
- >Whatever
- >Try again
- >Successful
- "Bet they're gonna all cry, eh Fizzle?"
- >"Yea...I...I guess so Garble"
- >Wait a few minutes
- >The arrow turns into a circle and...
- >Hey there's my life changing insult
- >And....hey!
- >They put up more stallions with their....ugh son of a bitch!
- >I don't need to see stallion cock!
- >I don't care how thick and impressive it looks
- >A few of them wrote back some stuff
- >One even said I must be gay!
- >Me?
- >Gay?
- >How could you even make that mistake?!
- >Type out another reply, this one a little more to the point
- 'Fuk u faget!'
- >There
- >That should settle that
- >Who's the biggest, baddest alpha dragon?
- >Bet these faggots won't be able to hand--
- >More pictures of cocks and balls and shit!
- >One of them asks me if I lift?
- >Course I lift, and I tell him I do
- >Another calls me a faggot back
- >So I tell him he's the biggest faggot
- >And this douchebag says I'm a virgin with no girlfriend!
- >Ok thats it
- >This guy is gonna get it
- >Tell him how I have a hot as fuck dragon girlfriend and how I hate him
- >And of course, tell him he's a gigantic faggot
- >Even bigger than the first biggest faggot
- >I wish I had a picture of my girl hanging off my arm
- >Would put his ass in his place
- >There
- "See Fizzle, that's how you....what's so funny?"
- >Fizzle looks away and kicks the ground
- >Whatever
- >Click that circle making button
- >Most of them don't know what to do
- >Someone said I'm just being a troll
- >Whatever the fuck that means
- >Think his bitch ass knows better
- >Another pointed out I'm a dragon and....
- >Umm...
- "Fizzle get out"
- >"B-but its my cave!"
- "Come back in 10 minutes! I gotta....insult this guy. You're too young!"
- >Come on get the fuck out
- >He does so, but not before taking some gems from his shit pile and flying off
- >What a loser
- >Once he leaves I look again
- >Huge dragon with a huge cock
- >Jizzing all over this massive fuckton of gems and treasure and shit
- >It's red too
- >...the dragon you fucking perv!
- >Kinda looks like me
- >Fuck man when I get older I'm gonna be the fucking man
- >More than I already am
- >Slide a claw down below and....
- >It's not gay if you rub one off to your future self, is it?
- >Course it ain't, you can't be gay for yourself
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