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- Generating story...
- You are a private investigator in Revachol. You are trying to find the murderer
- or a corporate mercenary. You wake up in a hotel room with no memory of how
- you got there, but it's not important right now
- > try to remember where I am
- You look around and see that you are in a large conference room with several
- other people. There is a door on your left leading into an elevator, while another
- leads out onto a balcony overlooking the city.
- "I'm sorry about this," says a voice from behind you
- > Turn around and ask who they are
- You turn around and see a man with a shaved head wearing a business suit and
- tie standing behind you. He has a clipboard in his hand and he looks at you
- as if he wants to say something, but then quickly shakes his head. "No problem,"
- he says
- > Ask where am I
- "We're meeting up with some of our friends over there," he says pointing to the
- right side of the room. "The one across from us".
- > tell him I don't remember any of them and search for my gun
- You turn back to the man and raise your hands. "I don't know anything about these
- guys".
- > where is my gun?
- "Oh yeah, I forgot it was in my bag when we got here". The man takes your hand
- and pulls you towards the elevator. As soon as the doors open, you grab your
- pistol and run after the man.
- > Who are you and would you please stop running
- You are lead down a long corridor filled with offices and small rooms. At the
- end of the corridor is a door which opens into a small office area. A woman
- dressed in black sits behind her desk typing away at a computer screen. She
- notices you coming and turns her attention towards you
- > point the gun at the man and the woman yell HANDS UP
- You point the gun at the man and the woman shout "Hands Up!" and then both of
- them start firing their guns at you. You duck down and manage to fire off a
- few shots before falling backwards against the wall
- > Take cover and yell who are you and why are you shooting at me
- You crawl along the floor trying to find somewhere safe to hide. Eventually you
- find a corner and wait for the police to arrive. They do so within minutes and
- you are taken away by ambulance
- > who were those people?
- After being arrested, you are brought before Judge Dredd. He asks you what happened
- and you explain that you had no idea who they were or how you ended up in their
- location. He tells you that you will be released without charge
- > Ask Judge Dredd to go to a disco together and find some chicks
- Judge Dredd agrees to your request and sends two of his officers to the Disco.
- After a couple of hours of dancing, the officer returns and reports that they
- have found nothing interesting
- > Ask Judge Dredd to search harder to find some chick to sleep with in a disco
- After a few more hours of searching, the officer comes back and reports that
- they haven't been able to locate anyone worth talking to either. The judge laughs
- and tells you that you'll get lucky again tomorrow night.
- > Ask Judge Dredd about the Pale that which will consume all
- You continue to plead your case to the judge. He doesn't seem to understand you
- though. Finally he gives you a stern look and orders you to leave. You refuse
- and the judge grabs your arm and shoves you out of the courtroom. You fall to
- the ground and begin kicking and screaming
- > Tell Judge Dredd that the end is nigh and he has to help you with finding some to get laid with
- You hear a loud noise outside and run outside to see a huge creature tearing
- through the streets. It's eyes glow red and its mouth opens wide as it begins
- eating everything in sight. You can only watch in horror as it tears apart houses
- and cars and devours them whole
- > Tell Judge Dread if he is happy with himself
- You call out to the Judge who stands above you, and tell him that he should be
- happy with himself. He smiles and nods and walks over to you. He puts his arms
- around you and kisses you passionately on the lips
- > That's not what I wanted, check if monster is tearing through the streets
- You look around and see that the monster is indeed tearing through the streets.
- You scream and run away from the house and run into the woods. You lie down
- and cry for a moment, but eventually you calm yourself and decide to go back
- inside
- > Kiss Judge Dredd again to confirm homosexual sex is killing the monster
- You return to the house and find that the monster is gone. You think that maybe
- the Judge did save you from the monster, but you need to find out for sure.
- You look around and see that the monster has disappeared too. You sigh and call
- out to the Judge once more
- > If the monster is gone for good there is no need to let anyone else know it was homosex that killed the monster, avoid Judge Dredd for the rest of life.
- You walk back to the house and find that the Judge is nowhere to be seen. You
- call out to him again and he just stares at you. You sigh and realize that you
- need to make sure the Judge is still alive. You rush him and punch him repeatedly
- until he falls unconscious
- > wonder why do I make this worse for myself and everyone involved then carry Judge Dredd back to hospital
- You walk back to the house and find that the Judge is now dead. You call out
- to him once more and he merely stares at you. You stand over him and punch him
- several times before he falls unconscious. You run back to the hospital and
- find that the Doctor is also dead
- > find consolidation in having saved the city and the sexual encounter with Judge Dredd is now a secret
- You runThe Doctor is now dead(The Doctor is now dead
- > make reality check to see if the reality is broken
- It borked :(
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