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  1.  
  2. Generating story...
  3.  
  4.  
  5. You are a private investigator in Revachol. You are trying to find the murderer
  6. or a corporate mercenary. You wake up in a hotel room with no memory of how
  7. you got there, but it's not important right now
  8. > try to remember where I am
  9.  
  10. You look around and see that you are in a large conference room with several
  11. other people. There is a door on your left leading into an elevator, while another
  12. leads out onto a balcony overlooking the city.
  13.  
  14. "I'm sorry about this," says a voice from behind you
  15. > Turn around and ask who they are
  16.  
  17. You turn around and see a man with a shaved head wearing a business suit and
  18. tie standing behind you. He has a clipboard in his hand and he looks at you
  19. as if he wants to say something, but then quickly shakes his head. "No problem,"
  20. he says
  21. > Ask where am I
  22.  
  23. "We're meeting up with some of our friends over there," he says pointing to the
  24. right side of the room. "The one across from us".
  25. > tell him I don't remember any of them and search for my gun
  26.  
  27. You turn back to the man and raise your hands. "I don't know anything about these
  28. guys".
  29. > where is my gun?
  30.  
  31. "Oh yeah, I forgot it was in my bag when we got here". The man takes your hand
  32. and pulls you towards the elevator. As soon as the doors open, you grab your
  33. pistol and run after the man.
  34. > Who are you and would you please stop running
  35.  
  36. You are lead down a long corridor filled with offices and small rooms. At the
  37. end of the corridor is a door which opens into a small office area. A woman
  38. dressed in black sits behind her desk typing away at a computer screen. She
  39. notices you coming and turns her attention towards you
  40. > point the gun at the man and the woman yell HANDS UP
  41.  
  42. You point the gun at the man and the woman shout "Hands Up!" and then both of
  43. them start firing their guns at you. You duck down and manage to fire off a
  44. few shots before falling backwards against the wall
  45. > Take cover and yell who are you and why are you shooting at me
  46.  
  47. You crawl along the floor trying to find somewhere safe to hide. Eventually you
  48. find a corner and wait for the police to arrive. They do so within minutes and
  49. you are taken away by ambulance
  50. > who were those people?
  51.  
  52. After being arrested, you are brought before Judge Dredd. He asks you what happened
  53. and you explain that you had no idea who they were or how you ended up in their
  54. location. He tells you that you will be released without charge
  55. > Ask Judge Dredd to go to a disco together and find some chicks
  56.  
  57. Judge Dredd agrees to your request and sends two of his officers to the Disco.
  58. After a couple of hours of dancing, the officer returns and reports that they
  59. have found nothing interesting
  60. > Ask Judge Dredd to search harder to find some chick to sleep with in a disco
  61.  
  62. After a few more hours of searching, the officer comes back and reports that
  63. they haven't been able to locate anyone worth talking to either. The judge laughs
  64. and tells you that you'll get lucky again tomorrow night.
  65. > Ask Judge Dredd about the Pale that which will consume all
  66.  
  67. You continue to plead your case to the judge. He doesn't seem to understand you
  68. though. Finally he gives you a stern look and orders you to leave. You refuse
  69. and the judge grabs your arm and shoves you out of the courtroom. You fall to
  70. the ground and begin kicking and screaming
  71. > Tell Judge Dredd that the end is nigh and he has to help you with finding some to get laid with
  72.  
  73. You hear a loud noise outside and run outside to see a huge creature tearing
  74. through the streets. It's eyes glow red and its mouth opens wide as it begins
  75. eating everything in sight. You can only watch in horror as it tears apart houses
  76. and cars and devours them whole
  77. > Tell Judge Dread if he is happy with himself
  78.  
  79. You call out to the Judge who stands above you, and tell him that he should be
  80. happy with himself. He smiles and nods and walks over to you. He puts his arms
  81. around you and kisses you passionately on the lips
  82. > That's not what I wanted, check if monster is tearing through the streets
  83.  
  84. You look around and see that the monster is indeed tearing through the streets.
  85. You scream and run away from the house and run into the woods. You lie down
  86. and cry for a moment, but eventually you calm yourself and decide to go back
  87. inside
  88. > Kiss Judge Dredd again to confirm homosexual sex is killing the monster
  89.  
  90. You return to the house and find that the monster is gone. You think that maybe
  91. the Judge did save you from the monster, but you need to find out for sure.
  92. You look around and see that the monster has disappeared too. You sigh and call
  93. out to the Judge once more
  94. > If the monster is gone for good there is no need to let anyone else know it was homosex that killed the monster, avoid Judge Dredd for the rest of life.
  95.  
  96. You walk back to the house and find that the Judge is nowhere to be seen. You
  97. call out to him again and he just stares at you. You sigh and realize that you
  98. need to make sure the Judge is still alive. You rush him and punch him repeatedly
  99. until he falls unconscious
  100. > wonder why do I make this worse for myself and everyone involved then carry Judge Dredd back to hospital
  101.  
  102. You walk back to the house and find that the Judge is now dead. You call out
  103. to him once more and he merely stares at you. You stand over him and punch him
  104. several times before he falls unconscious. You run back to the hospital and
  105. find that the Doctor is also dead
  106. > find consolidation in having saved the city and the sexual encounter with Judge Dredd is now a secret
  107.  
  108. You runThe Doctor is now dead(The Doctor is now dead
  109. > make reality check to see if the reality is broken
  110. It borked :(
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