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- >Day It's Never Safe in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Buying groceries in the marketplace like a god damn normal human being.
- >You're just about finished and ready to go home when you bump into Fluttershy.
- >God damn it not again...
- >You try to play it off like it was nothing and head straight to your house.
- >But she's already got her sights on you.
- >"Oh um... hello Anon funny meeting you here, what a coincidence, do you come here often?"
- >What a stupid question, she knows you always buy groceries on sunday.
- >She was probably waiting in the bushes for you to show up.
- Go away Fluttershy, I just came to buy groceries in peace.
- >"Oh my, would you...like help carrying them then?"
- No Flutters, leave me alone.
- >"But if...if you see I can be useful maybe you'll want to spend more time with me!"
- That's not how it works Fluttershy...
- >"Please! I NEED YOU!"
- >As you pick up the pace you start thinking about your options...and are inexplicably sucked into the spontaneous sing-along magic this world forces you into randomly.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQ3FiKf09M
- >Punt her-Leave her-Sobbin-Broken?
- (Flutters following Anon as he walks down the road)
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >And all the fillies say "he's the guy, made for Fluttershy!"
- (Anon drops his groceries and breaks into a sprint as Flutters chases after him.)
- (Twilight looks up from her book to see him being chased outside her window, she shrugs and goes back to reading.)
- (Pinkie waves happily while Rarity blows kisses as he runs past.)
- (Rainbow laughs from her cloud as Anon screams like a girl.)
- >You-know-that-face, she's gonna drag you to her place...
- (Singing while running.)
- You know it's kinda hard now, to be alone this way.
- My body is my own, but she takes it anyway.
- She may not have a clue and... she may not have style.
- But what she lacks in brains, she makes up for in DENIAL!
- >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate."
- >"Youuu know I'll snatch you if you THINK I'M GONNA WAIT!"
- >"Gotta know your feel, you tasty meal."
- >"For you some day, I'll come and play!"
- >"So if you won't DATE, just sit and contemPLATE!"
- >"And then you'llll know you are meant to be MY ONE TRUE MATE!"
- >"...We all wanna have a piece so...
- >"Yay, yay!"
- >"Back up that sweet thing!"
- (Applejack's stand explodes as Anon bursts through it.)
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >But the mares laugh and say "that's pretty sly...for that Fluttershy..."
- (Anon runs into his home and locks it.)
- I'm locked in my bedroom, not just any will suffice.
- But I made the barricade, so it had to be precise!
- Now looking through my window, I see Flutters' fucking ass.
- But if she tries twice, I'm gonna plant her in the GRASS!
- (Flutters flies up to the window.)
- >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate."
- >"Youuu know I'm watching while you GO AND MASTURBATE!"
- >"Gonna cop a feel, make you squeal."
- >"It'll be okay, I'm here to stay!"
- >"So if you hate RAPE, I'll overcompenSATE!"
- >"And then you'llll go and cry...till it's ALREADY TO LATE!"
- >"...We all wanna have a piece so...
- >"Yay, yay!"
- >"Let me touch your thing!"
- (Anon starts digging in his sock drawer.)
- A bullet's only use yeah..
- I saved it for my gun.
- I raised my hands and screamed "BUT SHE TOOK MY ONLY ONE!"
- Mares say "she's trying to hard" and "just get...a...GRIP!"
- But in her own mind.
- She craves... his HOT MONKEY DICK!
- (She starts pounding on the glass with her hooves.)
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >"Give it to me sexy!"
- Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
- >You-know-that-face, she's gonna violate your space...
- (The window shatters as she breaks through.)
- >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate."
- >"You know I'll force you when I WANT TO PROCREATE!"
- >"So here's the deal, your fate is sealed."
- >"On you today, I'll cum and spray!"
- >"So if that sounds GREAT, we'll join and consumMATE!"
- >"And then I'llll smile and cry... as we CUT OUR WEDDING CAKE!"
- >"...We all wanna have a piece so...
- >"...Just one itty-bitty piece so...
- >"JUST GOTTA HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE SO!
- >"Yay,yay!"
- >"LET ME BUCK THAT THING!"
- ...
- ..
- .
- >You curl up and cry on the bed as Fluttershy starts strapping you down to the bedposts with makeshift ropes.
- >As she slowly places the ball gag in your mouth, you start weeping tears of terror.
- >It was only a matter of time before she would be ready.
- >And then you'd be...
- >Fucking Fluttershy...
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