Invitación sin respuesta: English translation

[Disclaimer] The lyrics almost always rhyme in Spanish in some way or another which is why some terms are a bit weird in some places, but I'm not even going to try to rhyme them in English, as translating them is already a hard job.
The track is here: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1105983

[CAST] C = Conchita, E = Enrique, M = Miguel, P = Penélope

C: Do you want to come to my party?
E: No, Conchita, shut up..
C: Do you want to come to my party?
E: Owowowowo
C: Do you want to come to my party?
Do you want to come to my party?
Do you want to come to my party?
Do you want to come to my party?
Owowowowowo
A a a a a a a a
Yayayayayayayayaya
Eeeeeeeeeoooooo
E: Shut up, you boneless watermelon
Surely you don't have a honored carpet
What's wrong with your mind?
You are such a client
C: What are you telling me, peanut?
You are a persistent Pseudoplatystoma
I hope you fall in a fault
While you eat my goalkeeper
C & E: OOOO EEEEEE A A A A YYYYYYY WOWOWOWOWO ÆÆÆÆ ARRRRRRRRRRRRRA LUAAAAAAAAAAA
C: Don't scream, piece of legume!
E: What you deserve is a dazzling
C: That's said by who feels grief
E: But you are a crowd
C & E : UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WAWAWAWAWAWAWA LIH LIH LIH LIH GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
C: Stop imitating me, you unnamed squirrel!
E: Say that whenever you're a man
C: You wouldn't want me to remove your carpets
E: And you will be filled by astonishment

C: But why don't you come to my party? It saddens me...
E: This is clearly a case of...

C & E: INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
AAAAAAAA WOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IUMIUMIUMIUM
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
LELELELELE UUUUUUUUUU IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEPOMUCENO

C & E: I'll hit whoever doesn't reply with a big hammer
C: Don't copy me, you didn't reply!
E: Just like you didn't get divided.
C: Forget that, you piece of roasted donkey!
E: You are a prejudiced wild boar.

C & E: THE REPLY IS IN YOU, OWOWOWOOWO AY AY AY AY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LALALALALLALALALALALALAL JO JO JO JO JO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
EEEEEEEEEE WOWOWOWOWO A A A A A A A IIIIIIIII
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
Ypsilon & y Ypsilon & y

C: I'm fed up! No more party! All of this time just for a responseless invitation!
E: I'm fed up! No more party! All of this time just for a responseless invitation!
C: You don't have a party, you have a big crest, I sent you invitations and you left me in the hill.
E: Ok. I'll admit it. Actually...
I'M YOUR INNER SELF!
C: What are you saying? Return to your nap.
E: I can predict what you'll think.
C: Oh yes? In what word am I thinking?
E: Filarete.
C: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
E: Filarete.
C: Can't you give me a reply even?
E: Filarete.
C: Ah. I see what you want to do. In that case...

C & E: FILARETE. FILARETE. FILARETE. OWOWOWO.
FILARETE. FILARETE. FILARETE. A A A.
FILARETE. FILARETE. FILARETE. AY AY.
FILARETE. FILARETE. (E) NOW YOU HAVE NO TOY!
FILARETE. FILARETE. FILARETE. UWUWUWU.
FILARETE. FILARETE. FILARETE. E E E.
FILARETE. FILARETE. FILARETE. EY EY.
FILARETE. FILARETE. (C) NOW YOU HAVE NO TOILET!

E: But I want my toilet!
C: Ha, ha! Like the despised invitation, I'm going to send you to the hairdresser!

[Cutting hair]

E: NO! MY HAIR. It was so beautiful! It was like a sky. But now there's only ice.
C: Ha! Affectionate. You're like a small bear. A bit more and you're rainy. Your body is porous.
E: NO! Not a bear. I'm a torso. You're like a pineapple, but actually you're a girl.
C: I see! You decided to make it harder for me.
LET'S CUT! LET'S CUT! HA! HA!
LET'S CUT! LET'S CUT! HA! HA! UWUWUWU
LET'S CUT! LET'S CUT! HA! HA!
LET'S CUT! LET'S CUT! HA! HA! UWUWUWU
E: At least I look better bald than you with your bivalve.
C: Oh no! It can't be...

M: What do we have here?
C: DAMN IT!
E: Thanks!
C: Weren't you my inner self?
E: Yes, and you actually thank his presence.
C: No! He's going to hurt me.
E: Deep inside you know he's not.
M: You sure?

C & E: OW OW OW OW OW
AY AY AY AY
OW OW OW OW OW
AY AY AY AY (x4)

P: What the lavender is happening here? Are you perhaps a dowser?
I saw you with another woman, and you were even being a tattletale.
M: It wasn't another girl! It was a drone!
P: A drone doesn't have 4 limbs and can speak Spanish as well as I do.
M: Good point, bu-
P: Shut up, you utter Tegeo! Let's see whether I won't have to make you dizzy.
M: Bu-
P: And why'd you hit Conchita and Enrique? You're like an eyebrow-less cactus.
M: Eyebrow-less cactus?

C&E&M&P: Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus.
Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. (C) OWOWOWO
Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus.
Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. (E) Thousandth!
Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus.
Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. (M) UWUWUWU
Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus.
Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. Eyebrow-less cactus. (P) Boneless bones.

M: Perfect, now I can escape without her notici-
P: LACHRO BRIMBO DEJUA AVLAVNO REMMEDY LASLO JEN CHOU!
C & E: Thank you.
M: What? OH N-
C&E&P: MIGUEL DIED!
C: A thousand thanks, Penélope.
E: You're as good as an apocope.
C: I'll make sure no one uncovers you.
E: And I'll gift you a piece of spam.
P: Thank you very much! I have to go.
C: Before you go...
P: Yes?
C: Is Enrique actually my inner self, or is it just a coincidence?
P: He suffers from the Rochy syndrome. He doesn't want to reply to anything but he is very lucky.
C: Well, he left my invitation without a reply... So he deserves a ritual!
E: What?
C & P: Rochy ritual.
Rochy Rochy Rochy Rochy Rochy
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A a a a a a a a a.
Rochy's always inside you.
Rochy Rochy Rochy Rochy Rochy
Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ay ay ay ay ay.
Rochy's always inside you.
E: I died!
C: Perfect. Thanks, Penélope.
P: Before this song ends, let's show our combined power.

C & P: WOOOOOOOOOOOO A A A A A A EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LALALALALALALALALALALA
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
EEEEEEEEEE WOWOWOWOWO A A A A A A A IIIIIIIII
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY
INVITATION WITHOUT REPLY

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