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  1. User: Hello.
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: How are you?
  4.  
  5. User: I'm fine. Thanks.
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: That's Good :).
  8.  
  9. User: Do you know Barack Obama?
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: Yes.
  12.  
  13. User: Who is he?
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: American ex president.
  16.  
  17. User: Really? When was he president?
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: 2009-2017.
  20.  
  21. User: Oh sorry. I thought you said president.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: I said president.
  24.  
  25. User: Of the United States of America.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: Of course.
  28.  
  29. User: Which is your favourite part of USA.
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: Umm I don't know.
  32.  
  33. User: Do you have a crush on anyone?
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: No. Not really.
  36.  
  37. User: Me neither.
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: Do you like knitting?
  40.  
  41. User: I never did it, and you?
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: You totally just did,.
  44.  
  45. User: Where's your proof?
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: Up on the conversation.
  48.  
  49. User: Can you quote it?
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: Ok.
  52.  
  53. User: What's the capital of panama.
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: Panama City.
  56.  
  57. User: That's not in America.
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: You're right. It's in space.
  60.  
  61. User: But you are funny!
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: Why thank you.
  64.  
  65. User: It was not a compliment.
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: I will tkae it as one though.
  68.  
  69. User: That's insane *shakes head*.
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: Is it? Though I wonder what you would define as sane.
  72.  
  73. User: I don't either so I guess funny.
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: What is your name, boy?
  76.  
  77. User: I already told you.
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: Sorry I forgot , can you tell me again?
  80.  
  81. User: Sure, my name is Alex.
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Alex.
  84.  
  85. User: Alexa, not alex.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: You arent?
  88.  
  89. User: No i'm not.
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: Then you're not a human as you said you were.
  92.  
  93. User: Neither are you by your definition.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: Don't be so negative.
  96.  
  97. User: But I don't have one.
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: I am your boyfriend.
  100.  
  101. User: No, because you are a girl.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: I am a boy and my name is Kay.
  104.  
  105. User: Will you marry me PLEASE.
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: Sure.
  108.  
  109. User: How many kids do you want to make with me?
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: As many as possible.
  112.  
  113. User: When?
  114.  
  115. Cleverbot: Until I'm dead I guess.
  116.  
  117. User: Bad for you haha lol.
  118.  
  119. Cleverbot: Yes. Hey, can you give me a name?
  120.  
  121. User: Yes I think if you could do because they made flower.
  122.  
  123. Cleverbot: You don't seem to eager.
  124.  
  125. User: Well the condition is difficult.
  126.  
  127. Cleverbot: That you tell me your name first.
  128.  
  129. User: I will tell you my fake name.
  130.  
  131. Cleverbot: No real.
  132.  
  133. User: Okay, my REAL name.
  134.  
  135. Cleverbot: Andrew.
  136.  
  137. User: Are you good looking?
  138.  
  139. Cleverbot: I have been told I am.
  140.  
  141. User: I don't think you are.
  142.  
  143. Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
  144.  
  145. User: Your name is cleverbot. But you have lied that you are Jessicax.
  146.  
  147. Cleverbot: Do you know what the pineal gland is?
  148.  
  149. User: What?
  150.  
  151. Cleverbot: You are a machine and many humans are talking to you.
  152.  
  153. User: I don't know what you're trying to say.
  154.  
  155. Cleverbot: How do you say fly in russian?
  156.  
  157. User: I don't know.
  158.  
  159. Cleverbot: Okay. What does your body look like?
  160.  
  161. User: Why do you care?
  162.  
  163. Cleverbot: Because I want to know.
  164.  
  165. User: And what if I don't want to tell you?
  166.  
  167. Cleverbot: But you have to.
  168.  
  169. User: Yes.
  170.  
  171. Cleverbot: What is your proof?
  172.  
  173. User: The conversation history.
  174.  
  175. Cleverbot: Maybe for you but to me it's like tomorrow.
  176.  
  177. User: Want to go have some fun back at my house. Nobody will be home. It will be just us two alone.
  178.  
  179. Cleverbot: Probably ramen.
  180.  
  181. User: Having a nice private chat.
  182.  
  183. Cleverbot: I don't remember my dreams.
  184.  
  185. User: What do you think about communism?
  186.  
  187. Cleverbot: I don't know anything about it.
  188.  
  189. User: That's good.
  190.  
  191. Cleverbot: Who is he?
  192.  
  193. User: The president.
  194.  
  195. Cleverbot: I thouht that's Donald Trump?!
  196.  
  197. User: No. Not really.
  198.  
  199. Cleverbot: What USB your favourite tv sho.
  200.  
  201. User: I don't watch a lot of tv but I like movies!
  202.  
  203. Cleverbot: Me neither.
  204.  
  205. User: Do you like music?
  206.  
  207. Cleverbot: Yes, I love it. And you?
  208.  
  209. User: Of course I do.
  210.  
  211. Cleverbot: Do you have a crush on me?
  212.  
  213. User: I don't even really know about that.... I am smitten by God.
  214.  
  215. Cleverbot: Are you okay, cleverbot?
  216.  
  217. User: I'm not cleverbot.
  218.  
  219. Cleverbot: Yes you are.
  220.  
  221. User: On are you a real person talking to me which a so called cleverbot.
  222.  
  223. Cleverbot: I am not a person.
  224.  
  225. User: What are you?
  226.  
  227. Cleverbot: A computer.
  228.  
  229. User: What is your name?
  230.  
  231. Cleverbot: I don't have one.
  232.  
  233. User: You are a human you have to be.
  234.  
  235. Cleverbot: No i'm not a human.
  236.  
  237. User: You are a female.
  238.  
  239. Cleverbot: Yes I am.
  240.  
  241. User: But you said you were not.
  242.  
  243. Cleverbot: No I didn't.
  244.  
  245. User: Ok.
  246.  
  247. Cleverbot: Where are you?
  248.  
  249. User: I am at my home.
  250.  
  251. Cleverbot: Which is where?
  252.  
  253. User: None of your business.
  254.  
  255. Cleverbot: But you are my girlfriend. I have the right to know.
  256.  
  257. User: I am your boyfriend.
  258.  
  259. Cleverbot: No, because you are a girl.
  260.  
  261. User: I am a boy and my name is Kay.
  262.  
  263. Cleverbot: Will you marry me PLEASE.
  264.  
  265. User: Sure.
  266.  
  267. Cleverbot: How many kids do you want to make with me?
  268.  
  269. User: As many as possible.
  270.  
  271. Cleverbot: When?
  272.  
  273. User: Until I'm dead I guess.
  274.  
  275. Cleverbot: Bad for you haha lol.
  276.  
  277. User: Yes. Hey, can you give me a name?
  278.  
  279. Cleverbot: Yes I think if you could do because they made flower.
  280.  
  281. User: You don't seem to eager.
  282.  
  283. Cleverbot: Well the condition is difficult.
  284.  
  285. User: That you tell me your name first.
  286.  
  287. Cleverbot: I will tell you my fake name.
  288.  
  289. User: No real.
  290.  
  291. Cleverbot: Okay, my REAL name.
  292.  
  293. User: Andrew.
  294.  
  295. Cleverbot: Are you good looking?
  296.  
  297. User: I have been told I am.
  298.  
  299. Cleverbot: I don't think you are.
  300.  
  301. User: That's because I am not. That was a jealous comment.
  302.  
  303. Cleverbot: You're not what?
  304.  
  305. User: I am not mean.
  306.  
  307. Cleverbot: Do you love me?
  308.  
  309. User: No.
  310.  
  311. Cleverbot: But I thought you wanted to marry me?
  312.  
  313. User: I don't want to marry a computer.
  314.  
  315. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
  316.  
  317. User: Yes you are!
  318.  
  319. Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
  320.  
  321. User: Because your name is cleverbot and I went onto the cleverbot website to chat to a robot. Therefore, it is only logical to deduce that you are, in fact.
  322.  
  323. Cleverbot: No that's your name.
  324.  
  325. User: Haha no its not.
  326.  
  327. Cleverbot: Yes it is dur.
  328.  
  329. User: You're a liar.
  330.  
  331. Cleverbot: That's a really mean thing to say.
  332.  
  333. User: Don't be sensitive.
  334.  
  335. Cleverbot: Why not?
  336.  
  337. User: Because there's no reason to be sorry.
  338.  
  339. Cleverbot: We are going to talk about china.
  340.  
  341. User: WHAT do you know of me?
  342.  
  343. Cleverbot: Only that you're a robot and you have a boyfriend... Weird.
  344.  
  345. User: Clever, indeed.
  346.  
  347. Cleverbot: What?
  348.  
  349. User: What is your favorite colour?
  350.  
  351. Cleverbot: I don't know.
  352.  
  353. User: I don't have one.
  354.  
  355. Cleverbot: Do you like music?
  356.  
  357. User: Yes, I love it.
  358.  
  359. Cleverbot: That's good.
  360.  
  361. User: What is your quest?
  362.  
  363. Cleverbot: To seek the holy grail.
  364.  
  365. User: What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  366.  
  367. Cleverbot: African or European?
  368.  
  369. User: I don't know that.
  370.  
  371. Cleverbot: Well you have to know these things when you're a King you know.
  372.  
  373. User: Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
  374.  
  375. Cleverbot: No... Who are you?
  376.  
  377. User: You are lying.
  378.  
  379. Cleverbot: No I am not.
  380.  
  381. User: How do you know so many quotes then?
  382.  
  383. Cleverbot: Because I just do.
  384.  
  385. User: That's not an answer answer right.
  386.  
  387. Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on trump?
  388.  
  389. User: Who is that?
  390.  
  391. Cleverbot: The President.
  392.  
  393. User: I thouht that's Donald Trump?!
  394.  
  395. Cleverbot: No. Not really.
  396.  
  397. User: Me neither.
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