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- I just wanna thank all those gross French people for running this site.
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- Thousands of Rockets Rain Down
- Shock: Militants Infiltrate towns
- multiple fatalities, ~300 Wounded
- Netanyahu: ’We Are at War… Grave Mistake’
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- JERUSALEM (AP) — Palestinian militants in the Gaza Strip carried out an unprecedented infiltration Saturday into southern Israel, sending fighters across the border and firing thousands of rockets into the country as the ruling Hamas militant group announced the beginning of a new operation.
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- Marlow’s ‘Breaking Biden’: Biden Covered for Brother in Fatal Hit-and-Run
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- European Leaders Rally to Support Israel, Condemn 'Despicable Attack'
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- Vivek Ramaswamy Says He Can Defeat a ‘Wounded’ Trump
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- Marlow’s ‘Breaking Biden’: How Biden Cured Cancer* with Ashley Biden’s Boo
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- Calif. High School Football Team Forfeits Game Against Team with Females
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- America Created 336,000 Jobs In September, Putting Pressure on Fed to Hike
- America Created 336,000 Jobs In September, Putting Pressure on Fed to Hike
- Baboon Gets Life After Murdering Army Soldier and Homecoming Queen.
- He shot their car more than 20 times.
- Chink Doctor Arrested After Drugging and Assaulting Patients.
- Monkey Deemed Unfit for Trial After Killing 3 Elderly White People in Suburban Boston.
- Negro Shoots up CVS in DeKalb After Having Argument with Employee.
- ......... Well, blacks. Nice to see you've still got it.
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- Current threat: Vampires. 🧛
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- England
- England, Engerland, Merry Olde England, Albion, North France, Airstrip One, Englandistan, Inkland, Britfagland, America's Bitch, Engayland, Britshits, Middle East Jr., US Aircraft Carrier, Crumpetville, Fatland, Scotlands arse, Wales' Abusive Spouse, Tea-and-Crumpet-land, Bongistan or New Pakistan is the largest and the most inbred city within the United Kingdom. (See Wales for above average inbreeding within the United Kingdom). The English are asymmetrical along the body, meaning that the left part is not a mirror image of the right. They do not have hardened exoskeletons which results in horrible skin conditions. They breathe via their lungs through their permanently flared nostrils.
- English bodies can be classified into three major parts: head, abdomen and limbs. The limbs, one pair each of legs and arms, attach directly to the head.
- The Queen is responsible for laying the thousands of eggs required for replacing workers lost in Iraq. The number of males is generally low because only one male (ubiquitously named Steve) is needed for the entire reproductive process. Despite this, all English people, regardless of sex, are referred to as Englishmen. This is probably due to the fact that all Limey females appear to be male.
- English males have absurdly curved penises. This has resulted in the banning of Englishmen from babysitting duties in France, Poland, and The United States of America due to vaginal and anal hookings.
- English women are famous throughout the world for their fried-chicken scented pussies and gravy scented poo pipes. For this reason, niggers are banned from touching English women. Entry into an English female can only be achieved with the aid of a dragon or an elfin password.
- Contrary to what most people believe, the English do not bite. They use their jaws to anchor themselves and then, using their strong mandibles, attach themselves to their food and tear at it with their limbs.
- English children are unisex until the age of 15 when they are sprinkled with the queen's fart dust and buried beneath Stonehenge for a fortnight. This process is knows as "Kimping the Wonksey" and ranks among the most hallowed of the world's coming of age rituals.
- (( THE QUEEN HAS FINALLY FUCKING DIED ))
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- Agrius cingulata, commonly known as the pink-spotted hawkmoth or sweetpotato hornworm, is a moth in the family Sphingidae. The species was first described by Johan Christian Fabricius in 1775. It has a wide range throughout the Americas, with adults migrating north to Canada and south to Patagonia and the Falkland Islands. It can also be found in the Galápagos Islands and Hawaii, and has been found in western Europe and West Africa. A nocturnal insect, A. cingulata feeds on the nectar from deep-throated flowers including moonflower, morning glories and petunia. Its larva is a large, stout caterpillar with a horn, which feeds during the day and the night on sweet potato, Datura, and other plants. This male A. cingulata moth was photographed in the Mount Totumas cloud forest in Panama.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Alright, I guess I'm gonna go spin around in those revolving doors at the airport.
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