1197 13:56 >>>> n|x (~nx@synIRC-6E865E20.static.virtutel.net.au) has joined #yospos
1198 13:56 < n|x> Can't take it anymore
1199 13:56 >>>> gifbot_yos (~gifbot_yo@5F79551F.DDDA1C27.90DD0577.IP) has quit [Client exited]
1200 13:56 <+MoistVonLipwig> strongest storm of 2015 is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Soudelor_%282015%29
1201 13:56 <&yosbot> MoistVonLipwig: Title: Typhoon Soudelor (2015) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
1202 13:56 <+MoistVonLipwig> and it's not SUPER notable
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1204 13:57 < MSHOME> n|x: are you about to kill you are self?
1205 13:57 <+buttebot> n|x: are you about to butt you are self?
1206 13:57 < mtdew_> don't die
1207 13:57 < mtdew_> MSHOME will cry
1208 13:57 < n|x> No, I'm about to own up to my parents about drowning my 3year old sister when I was 8
1209 13:57 <+Wheee> uh
1210 13:58 <+MoistVonLipwig> what
1211 13:58 < MSHOME> welp
1212 13:58 <+Wheee> who the fuck is this
1213 13:58 < TheVinjaNigga> Did you do 50 pushups for her memory
1214 13:58 < TheVinjaNigga> and gotten ripped 4 ur revenge
1215 13:58 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> did u do it in the bathtub
1216 13:58 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> or did you drown her in
1217 13:59 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> ?piss
1218 13:59 <&yosbot> piss "pisssssssssssssssss" said piss snake
1219 13:59 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> fucked up if true
1220 13:59 < bayes> livestream it
1221 13:59 < n|x> It was the bathtub. My mother was hanging clothes on the line at the time
1222 13:59 <+MoistVonLipwig> I wouldn't
1223 13:59 <+MoistVonLipwig> tell them
1224 13:59 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> hold it in
1225 13:59 <+MoistVonLipwig> tell a therapist or something instead
1226 13:59 < n|x> I have so much guilt
1227 13:59 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> until it explodes on live tv
1228 13:59 < bayes> bottle it up, close that cork
1229 14:00 <+MoistVonLipwig> budd dwyer historical reenactment society
1230 14:00 < n|x> They deserve the truth
1231 14:00 <+MoistVonLipwig> what happened exactly?
1232 14:00 < n|x> They have always blamed themselves
1233 14:00 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> at least they dont blame you
1234 14:00 < bayes> well your sister deserved life so maybe shits not fair
1235 14:00 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> take the easy way out, dummy
1236 14:01 < n|x> I've thought about it
1237 14:01 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> have you considered smoking weed
1238 14:01 <+buttebot> have you buttsidered smoking weed
1239 14:01 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> id probably smoke weed
1240 14:02 < bayes> might need liquor for this level of emotional pain
1241 14:02 < TheVinjaNigga> n|x, your life story is great, Its like I was watching a episode of a soap opera, and you came along, some guy who never talked be     fore
1242 14:02 < TheVinjaNigga> and said "Calculon, you are my brother, but I saw our parents kill our sister"
1243 14:02 < TheVinjaNigga> And you were totally not written in to die off on the same episode
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1245 14:02 < MSHOME> lol
1246 14:02 <+Wheee> why did you drown your sister
1247 14:03 <+Wheee> was she being basic
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1249 14:03 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> i went through my logs
1250 14:03 <+MoistVonLipwig> yeah seriously what happened
1251 14:03 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> n|x has spoke like 10 times total
1252 14:03 <+MoistVonLipwig> lol
1253 14:03 < bayes> was it all about his dead sister?
1254 14:03 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> no
1255 14:03 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> it was just like "hi
1256 14:03 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> "
1257 14:03 < n|x> I tricked her telling her that mother wanted me to bath her
1258 14:03 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> and an occassional "!comic"
1259 14:04 < bayes> no real person says "mother", trap sprung
1260 14:04 < mtdew_> CRIP_EATIN_BREAD killed his uncle using a pair of safety scissors
1261 14:04 <+iz> so why did your parents blame themselves?
1262 14:04 < n|x> Because they had left her unattended
1263 14:04 <+iz> but didn't they realize you had filled the tub?
1264 14:04 <+Wheee> why did you drown your sister
1265 14:05 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> obviously you set her up
1266 14:05 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> if you tricked her
1267 14:05 < n|x> She could turn the knobs herself
1268 14:05 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> did she disagree with your personal choice of operating system
1269 14:05 <+iz> when they come back inside and she's drown in a bathtub.. what did you tell them?
1270 14:05 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> did she call it a POS?
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1272 14:05 <+iz> is that what you told them when you were 8?
1273 14:06 < bayes> did your parents think your 3 year old sister decided to take a bath by herself
1274 14:06 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> did you hold her down on purpose
1275 14:06 < MSHOME> tbqh i would probably drown some of you itc
1276 14:06 <+iz> if true, they probably already know you did it
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1278 14:06 < n|x> After she drowned I ran out and told her I had found her fave down
1279 14:06 <+iz> and have also just been lying to themselves
1280 14:06 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> did u get your first erection then
1281 14:06 <+buttebot> did u get your butt erection then
1282 14:07 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> im unsure if this is real or not so im gonna go 50/50 on serious questions
1283 14:07 <+iz> to an 8 year old mind, you might have thought they believed your story
1284 14:07 <+MoistVonLipwig> welp
1285 14:07 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> hth
1286 14:07 <+MoistVonLipwig> What was the motivation here?
1287 14:07 <+iz> but to an adult, it's obvious
1288 14:07 <+Wheee> why did you drown your sister
1289 14:07 <+iz> if that's really what the situation was
1290 14:07 < bayes> why didnt you kill yourself
1291 14:07 < bayes> how old are you now
1292 14:07 <+madradhu> this is a heavy conversation
1293 14:07 <+MoistVonLipwig> its good
1294 14:07 <+MoistVonLipwig> i like it
1295 14:07 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> its diff
1296 14:07 <+madradhu> why aren't we talking about pissweed
1297 14:07 <+MoistVonLipwig> gettin' real in the 'pos
1298 14:07 < MSHOME> this is too real for #yospos i dont come here for real things
1299 14:08 <+MoistVonLipwig> I do
1300 14:08 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wHFZv2T_YQ
1301 14:08 <&yosbot> CRIP_EATIN_BREAD: 2 Live Crew - Face Down Ass Up - length 3m5s - 1362↑46↓ - 384,662 views - BigBoseMan on 2007.08.10
1302 14:08 < mtdew_> i come here to sexually harass nerds
1303 14:08 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> ^ me when i read your confession
1304 14:08 <+madradhu> mtdew_ is my disturbed nephew
1305 14:08 * mtdew_ rubs madradhu's inner thigh
1306 14:08 <+madradhu> do you want to play firetruck
1307 14:08 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> lets do things relatives do
1308 14:09 < mtdew_> not a long enough hose
1309 14:09 <+madradhu> I slide my hand up your thigh until you say 'red light' then I go 'firetrucks don't stop at red lights'
1310 14:10 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> I told u I was hardcore
1311 14:10 <+Wheee> did n|x kill himself
1312 14:10 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa
1313 14:10 <+CRIP_EATIN_BREAD> I'm fukcin
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1315 14:11 < n|x> I may be back
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