Dry Bowser's Blue Shell Smashed

Dry Bowser yawned as he took a look at the clock he had with him, the skeletal reptile taking a stroll around the tropical beach right by the Coconut Mall as he was enjoying the sunny weather. Having raced constantly around the mall, Dry Bowser felt that it was good to enjoy a casual walk on the beach that the mall was situated on, being free from the mall itself and its treacherous parking lot for where many infamous crashes have occurred over the years.

"I'm guessing that he's not going to come after all," Dry Bowser said to himself as he brushed back his red hair, feeling the salty air hit his bones as the ocean was adjacent to the sandy beach he was on. "Well I suppose it wouldn't hurt if I just-"

Dry Bowser didn't get to finish his sentence as suddenly a bunch of Mii drivers racing around on the Coconut Mall race course passed by, with there being a barrage of spiny winged blue shells chucked forward as they all targeted Dry Bowser instead, the various blue explosions reducing him into a pile of bones.

Dry Bowser: Oh come on! Can't I just have one day where none of this nonsense happens to me!?

Dry Bowser glared at the Mii racers who launched the blue shells, with them looking nervous as the reptilian skeleton placed himself back together, continuing his walk as he tried his best to get the blue shell explosions out of his mind and bones.