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HighAnonfilly

Sep 20th, 2018
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  1. >Be Anonfilly, the light green earth pony one.
  2. >There were like nine other anonfillies in your shared bedroom, which was in Twilight's castle.
  3. >It was bedtime for you fillies. You were playing some kind of mix between the floor is lava and pillow fight. However, if you touched the floor, you don't lose you only have to freeze in five seconds, slow ones. Also, nothing happened if you were hit by a pillow but you were allowed to hit your hardest. But then again you were fillies so how hard could you possibly hit.
  4. >How ever if another pony booped you on your muzzle, it was game over.
  5. >Your beds stood in two rows. Sheets, clothes, and pillows were scattered over the room. Between two beds were a makeshift bridge of pillows, cushions, and blankets.
  6. >You ran over to the next bed by it. You were about to do a sneak attack on the teal anonfilly, who was standing on the bed's edge watching for way to get to the next bed.
  7. >You let out your war cry.
  8.  
  9. "REEEE!!! Blue, it time for you to meet your demise!"
  10.  
  11. >With a tight grip on your pillow with your teeth, you struck at teal. Teal, however, turned around to see you in time, thanks to you announcing your sneak attack before you did it, and managed to parry your blow with her own pillow.
  12. >You two stood there and exchanged blows. Both of you were experienced in pillow fighting by now.
  13.  
  14. "My name isn't blue. I am teal. You colored blind normiefag."
  15.  
  16. "Well, when i am done with you will be more blue than teal."
  17.  
  18. >As you were fighting, feathers practically blow out of the seams and you both got covered in feathers.
  19. >You stood a bit further away from each other now, on the bed still. Both of you began to swing your pillows in what you thought looked like cool moves but it looked like you had some kind of attack. You tried to spin the pillow over your head. You thought that it looked cool but for anyone else who was watching, you were hitting yourself with it each time it spun around.
  20. >Suddenly, Teal slipped on the sheet that was almost entirely on the floor. She slipped on the edge of the bed and fell down on the bed sheet on the floor below. You now stood on the edge bed above her.
  21.  
  22. "It is over Teal, I have the high ground."
  23.  
  24. "You underestimate my power!"
  25.  
  26. "Don't try it."
  27.  
  28. >Teal, began to climb the bed and you just meet her nose with your hoof.
  29.  
  30. *Boop*
  31.  
  32. ___________________________________________________________
  33.  
  34. >Be Anonfilly.
  35. >Not the same from before but a yellow unicorn one.
  36. >You were standing on a bed with another filly in front of you. Behind her, you could see teal being defeated by the light green filly.
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  38. >The filly in front of you was the red pegasus filly.
  39. >You were right now in a standoff.
  40. >A feather slowly floated down between you and as it landed on the bed you both began to run towards the other.
  41. >As you passed each other you struck once with your pillow at your opponent and she did the same.
  42. >Now you were once again standing a bit away from each other but this time you were facing away from each other,
  43. >Time past until suddenly the red filly's nose scrunched up seemingly by itself.
  44. >When the filly noticed it, she turned around to face you and let out a screeching sound.
  45.  
  46. "Reeee! You didn't boop me. You didn't even touch me."
  47.  
  48. "But your nose scrunched up? I did boop you. Just because you aren't trained in the arts of the samurai. You simply need to lurk moar."
  49.  
  50. "No, you didn't you used your magic to scrunch my nose."
  51.  
  52. "Yes, which is resulted in me booping you."
  53.  
  54. "But that isn't booping. U have to use a hoof in other to do it correctly."
  55.  
  56. "Nobody said anything about that at the beginning of the match."
  57.  
  58. "Well, nobody said anything about it since it was assumed to be obvious since the definition of booping is to push back a nose by either a hand or a hoof."
  59.  
  60. "Since when? it sounds like u r just coming up with these rules on a fly to me."
  61.  
  62. "If u didn't know what a boop was, then you should have asked before we even started this pillow fight. U newfag!"
  63.  
  64. "U r just jelly because u didn't get any magic. Stop being such a sore loser. Faggot."
  65.  
  66. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  67.  
  68. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  69.  
  70. >Yeah, so you and this other filly had resorted to solving your problem by irl shitposting.
  71. >As you were screeching you hadn't noticed the light green filly from before sneaking up on you.
  72. >Quickly she jumped on to your bed and before you managed to respond she double booped you two with her front hooves.
  73. >You both glared at her, while she looked around in the room and as she counted the fillies laying still on different spots. After you got booped you were supposed to lie still in the spot you were booped since you were ded.
  74. >After she had counted to twelve fillies, a smile grew on her face and she struck a pose.
  75. >You were thirteen fillies in the game with you included, which meant that the light green filly standing before you was the last one standing. She had won.
  76.  
  77. "There can only be one," she said.
  78.  
  79. >You heard a knocking on the door and all of you fillies froze.
  80.  
  81. "Is everything okay in there? You are making an awful lot of noise." It was Twilight'svoice that came through the door.
  82.  
  83. >You looked around at the chaotic state of the room. bed sheets, pillows and even mattress were scattered over the floor. bed frames had been moved around from their original place and feathers that should have been inside pillows were littered here and there.
  84. >The anon that had turned into a zebra filly said what ou all were thinking.
  85. "SHEEEIT!"
  86.  
  87. Yeah, completely unoriginal and just a bunch of memes.
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