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- Well the Olympics is underway, Crowdstrike ruined everyone's computers, and that stupid negress Kamala Harris is the next president. We're all fucked! Here's the news!
- Farage Accuses Starmer of 'Two Tier Policing', Adding to Sense of Injustice
- Simone Biles Slips off the Balance Beam During Event Finals to Miss the Oly
- Box Office: ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Set R-Rated Record
- Kurella Visit Highlights How a Trump Policy Continues to Protect Israel
- L.A. Home of Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson Burglarized in Broad Daylight
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- HomePage
- Black Monday: World Markets Spooked
- Japan’s Nikkei 225 Leads Selloff with Double-Digit Plunge
- Crypto Sinks
- An electronic stock board displayed inside the Kabuto One building in Tokyo, Japan, on Mon
- Japan’s Nikkei 225 stock index plunged more than 12% on Monday as investors worried that the U.S. economy may be in worse shape than had been expected
- Furious Iran General Salami Vows ‘Holy Wrath’ Against Israel
- Furious Iran General Salami Vows 'Holy Wrath' Against Israel
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- England on the Brink: Starmer Vows Swift Action Against Anti-Immigration ‘Extremists’,
- England on the Brink: PM Vows Action Against Anti-Immigration 'Extremists'
- 3,968
- Japan’s Nikkei 225 index plunges 7% as worries over US economy shake world markets
- Japan’s Nikkei 225 index plunges 7% as worries over US economy shake world markets
- 3,414
- WSJ: Fear of Trump Prompted Russia to Speed Up Prisoner Swap
- WSJ: Fear of Trump Prompted Russia to Speed Up Prisoner Swap
- 1,474
- Kamala Harris Refuses Fox News Sept. 4 Debate with Donald Trump in Pennsylvania
- Kamala Harris Refuses Fox News Sept. 4 Debate with Donald Trump in PA
- 21,821
- Pelosi: President Biden Should Be Added to Mt. Rushmore
- Pelosi: President Biden Should Be Added to Mt. Rushmore
- 1,698
- Report: John Fetterman Concerned Kamala Harris Will Select Josh Shapiro as VP
- Report: John Fetterman Concerned Harris Will Select Shapiro as VP
- 1,904
- Report: Antony Blinken Warns Allies of Attack on Israel from Hezbollah, Iran — Could Come as
- Report: Blinken Warns Allies of Potential Attack on Israel
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- Vance: ‘Weird’ Label ‘Projection’ from People Who Want to Give Transgender
- Vance: Weird Label Projection from People Who Want to Give Hormones to Kids
- 772
- Morris: Kamala of Canada — How Harris Uses a Fake Persona and Cultural Appropriation to Advance H
- Morris: Kamala of Canada — How Harris Uses a Fake Persona to Advance
- Des Moines: Monkey Kills White Woman.
- Go back to Africa.
- Previously Arrested Spic Arrested for Killing Negress.
- Nig with Stupid Moustache Arrested for Murder in North Carolina.
- Brooklyn Resident Dies After Monkey Man Beats Him to Death.
- ....... Weather.
- 10 Day Weather-Dale, TX
- As of 2:22 pm CDT
- Today
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°
- /74°
- 19%
- ENE 9 mph
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- A mix of clouds and sun. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High around 95F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 50%
- UV Index
- Extreme
- Sunrise
- 6:51 am
- Sunset
- 8:20 pm
- Sun 04 | Night
- 74°
- 15%
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- Partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. Low 74F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 79%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 6:52 am
- New Moon
- Moonset
- 8:52 pm
- Mon 05
- Mostly Sunny
- 97°
- /74°
- 10%
- E 6 mph
- Tue 06
- Sunny
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- /74°
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- S 5 mph
- Wed 07
- Sunny
- 102°
- /75°
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- Thu 08
- Mostly Sunny
- 102°
- /75°
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- Fri 09
- Sunny
- 103°
- /78°
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- NE 8 mph
- Sat 10
- Mostly Sunny
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- Sun 11
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- Mon 12
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- Tue 13
- Mostly Sunny
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- /76°
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- Wed 14
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- Thu 15
- Mostly Sunny
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- Fri 16
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /76°
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- Sat 17
- Partly Cloudy
- 96°
- /75°
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- Sun 18
- Mostly Sunny
- 97°
- /75°
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- Current threat: Invaders.👾
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- Raptor Jesus
- Raptor Jesus (or is it Osiris Deinonychus?) is a 4chan meme consisting of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto any picture of Jesus. Some variations show him with raptor forearms as well, but this matters very little. The meme rose to fame when it became the 900,000th picture posted to /b/, only to have the moderators replace it with a much funnier image - a manga of a man with a donut on his genitals. Raptor Jesus never achieved the status of Happy Negro or Pedobear amongst the unsavories of /b/, but His "disciples" keep the faith alive in the Raptor Jesus Wiki BALEETED. Or at least they did until it got pwnt.
- Raptor Jesus is the only true savior. When our lord rises again during The Velocirapture, heretics (which include [but not limited too] Jews, Christians, Muslims and atheists) and worshipers of TyrannoSatan (which include promoters of buttsecks and furrys) shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.
- (( The Velocirapture Is Now Upon Us ))
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- The Malabar pied hornbill (Anthracoceros coronatus) is a bird in the hornbill family of tropical near-passerines. It is a common resident breeder in India and Sri Lanka, where its habitat is evergreen and moist deciduous forests, often near human settlements. It is an omnivorous species, consuming fruits, small mammals, birds, small reptiles and insects. It eats by killing its prey and swallowing it whole. Figs are an important food, contributing at least 60% of the bird's diet throughout the year. It breeds in March and April, during which time figs form up to 75% of the fruits delivered at the nest. This Malabar pied hornbill was photographed in Yala National Park, Sri Lanka.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go put some peanuts in my underwear. Some kikes told me to do this. Anyway, then I'm gonna go to France and watch the Olympics with some frogs.
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