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- Original Poster: (Assumed) Love and Powerlifting (http://pastebin.com/u/lapsbin)
- Reason this is posted here is because LaP regularly doesn't bin things. Will be removed upon or shortly thereafter being posted on his bin. Maybe.
- Pt. 1
- >Be Anon
- >Proud owner of Anon's Anonymous Hobby Shop
- >Home to anything and everything you'd need concerning hobby items, from model trains to pieces of balsa wood to magnets
- >You kinda did the same thing back when you were a normal person and not some dipshit in a land filled with horse people
- >The difference was that you could actually afford the rent and taxes of being a store owner here
- >Sure, your shop was real little, but you got pretty busy throughout the week
- >There were a lot of older women that liked their train sets here
- >You also had a bunch of young kids that liked buying figures for their eastern foreign girl bands
- >And those body pillow things
- >Gosh darn degenerates
- >It was early
- >Your shop wasn't even open
- >You were sitting behind your counter, half-asleep
- >There was still some packaging that you needed to sort through today
- >Some expensive train parts for a client
- >Some paints
- >An airbrush
- >Something that one of the local dorks insisted wasn't a sex doll from Neighpon
- >And you'd get to it
- >All of it
- >You just needed to wake up
- >There was a knock on your door
- >"Yoo-hoo! Nonners is you in there?"
- >You didn't react
- >Didn't move
- >You continued to sit there, staring at your wooden counter
- >"Nonners?"
- >...
- >"Nonners. I can see you! It's your bestest, favoritest friend!"
- >You blinked one eye, then the other
- >You heard a giggle through your door
- >There was a click as the door unlocked
- >It was opened, revealing Pinkie Pie, looking far too bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for how early it was
- >Sugarcube Corner was right next to your shop
- >Pinkie was also one of the first horse women that Princess Twilight introduced you too
- >The purple dork had been sad to see you go, but after the treebrary blew up you had to leave horseland
- >FUCK that spooky Crystal Castle
- >The princess introduced you to her other friends in this dimension--a hell of a thing--but Pinkie took to you like a fly to shit
- >Much more than her horse version, if you were being perfectly honest
- >Pinkie always got up so much earlier than you, being a baker and all
- >She liked to come here before you opened and throughout the day
- >She didn't really ever buy anything, usually just sitting next to you in a stool you had bought just for her
- >Sometimes you'd let her run the counter while you did something else in the store, which she seemed to enjoy
- >The pink haired girl had a brown bag in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other
- >Just how you liked your women
- >Extra large, black, and strong
- >"There's my favorite businessman!" she said with a bounce
- >She continued to bounce her way to you, shirt flopping around with each hop
- >She had no bra on, nor did she have drawers
- >Just like always
- >She bounded over, placing the bag and coffee onto the table
- >"There you go! One extra large and a chocolate muffin," she chirped
- >You mumbled your thanks, reaching for the coffee
- >Popping off the top, you began chugging it
- >It was hot, but you didn't mind too much
- >It was finished in under a minute, and putting the empty plastic cup back down you felt almost like a human
- >"Did you have another long night?" Pinkie asked, jumping over the counter, doing a flip, and somehow landing neatly onto her stool
- >You ignored that, just nodding
- "A lot of paperwork," you said. "The mail girl was really late too. Didn't come till sundown. I also had to do inventory."
- >"Again?"
- "Yeah. I think Applebloom and her friends are stealing paints."
- >Pinkie puffed her cheeks out, letting out a huff
- >"Well, I'll just have to talk to their sisters then. They should know better than to steal from a guy. Do you want me to get Applejack to beat their butts, Nonners?"
- "That and bring me either money or the paints back."
- >She saluted
- >"I'll have their bottoms red and bits in their hands, Capitano."
- >You saluted back, still trying to blink the crust out of your eyes
- "Thanks."
- >"No problemo, Nonnyo."
- >The two of you were quiet after that for a few minutes
- >As much of a doer and talker that Pinkie is, you're pretty sure she likes the silence and the stillness
- >Not always, she was Ponyville's premiere party girl after all, but sometimes
- >Especially when you were around
- >The silence was suddenly broken when she stood up
- >"I gotta go. Mrs. Cake is probably wondering where I am," she said, stretching. "I'll see you around lunch time, Nonners. Make loads of money, k'ay?"
- "I'll do my best," you replied with a slow nod
- >Pinkie smiled, giving you a great big hug
- >You hugged her back, nuzzling your face into some lovely, perky d-cups
- >She smelled like sugar and bread
- >She was also very warm
- >If you weren't so damn tired you might have just pulled her into your lap and just held her until you had to open
- >You've done it before
- >It was great every time, especially when Pinkie broke out into her giggle fits
- >The party girl began running a hand through your hair
- >"I'll see you around lunch time," she repeated, voice barely above a whisper.
- "K'ay," you whispered back
- >"Do you wanna go out to eat somewhere?"
- "No. Still got too much to do. You can bring a pizza over after your shift though."
- >"Will do. An extra big, extra great for my Nonners."
- >Pinkie broke the hug, holding you at arms length
- >She studying your face for several seconds, she leaned down to give you a smooch
- >"Love ya."
- "Love you too."
- >Somehow, Pinkie's grin widened
- >With a mighty leap, she launched herself over the counter--giving you an eyeful in the process--landing gracefully
- >"Lunch time!" she yelled over her shoulder, racing to the door. "Be there or be square!"
- >You watched her leave, reaching for her muffin
- >...
- >It was gonna be weird when that one girl came in to pick up her sex toy today
- >You're pretty sure it was Rainbow in disguise, but you weren't a hundred percent
- >Fucking bird horse
- >She was a degenerate no matter what she looked like...
- ~~~~~
- Non-LaP Worldbuilding Break
- >Pinkie's friends don't get it
- >They were almost positive that that party girl was going to end up with Cheese
- >Build a party empire, have party kids
- >The works
- >Instead, she gravitated to that weird alien Anon
- >Who may we well have been her exact opposite
- >Anon very rarely smiled
- >None of them heard him laugh before
- >He also didn't care for parties, or large groups, or people in general honestly
- >His idea of a good Friday night was in his shop, tidying things up and getting orders ready for the next day
- >If it weren't for the fact that Princess Twilight herself vouched for him, the girls might think he was using some sort of magic to bewitch her
- >Whatever the reason, Pinkie seems to really love the green weirdo
- >Rarity expects an order for a wedding dress to come any day now
- >Pinkie likes Anon BECAUSE he doesn't smile at that much and hardly ever laughed.
- >Because he smiled and laughed for -her-.
- >It felt way more special than how Cheese could smile and laugh with everyone.
- >It was sweet and even admirable for a Party Partner but for a man to smile at her just because it was -her- that was doing something funny?
- >That was enough to make her heart skip a beat.
- >...also he was less of a prude and this Pink Momma liked her close hugs, gosh darn it.
- ~~~~~
- Pt. 2
- >"Remember, don't tell me sister."
- "I won't, Mrs. Celestia."
- >"I know she comes down here. If she asks, I was never here."
- "Okay. You were never here."
- >"If you do tell her I'll never hear the end of it. She already thinks I have enough trains. Enough trains, can you believe that?"
- "I cannot, and don't worry. My lips are sealed."
- >Celestia--the teacher, not the horse-- looked over her shoulder as she scooped up her train set
- >Top of the line 1908 Hummingbird
- >Brick brown with a black smoke stack
- >A very, very expensive set
- >They stopped making it thirty years ago, or so you had been told
- >The older woman gave you a nervous smile
- >"Remember: I was never here," she whispered
- >You just nodded, putting the check she had just given you under the counter
- >With a happy sound, Celestia made her way outside, where her car sat
- >You usually didn't like people parking in the front of the store like that, but she was insistent
- >You didn't know why her sister gave her so much guff about her trains
- >She was just as bad with her miniature airplanes
- >Still, with her gone, the day was done
- >You could lock up, get things cleaned up, and paperwork done
- >You looked at your watch
- >3
- >2
- >1
- >Your front door opened, revealing Pinkie
- >She had three extra large pizzas in her hands, along with a little brown bag sitting on top, which no doubt contained two dozen freshly made cookies
- >"Nonners!" she chirped, kicking the door closed behind her. "How was work?"
- "Good," you replied as she bounced over, dropping everything onto your counter. "Just sold a big train set. I'm gonna have to take the check to the bank tomorrow."
- >Pinkie made her way back over to the front door to lock it
- >You got up, grabbing the vacuum you had behind the counter
- >You'd sweep and bust before you took Pinkie upstairs to your "house"
- >As you plugged it in, she raced back over to pull you into a hug
- >She kissed both of your cheeks, then your nose, before resting her chin on your shoulder
- >You hugged her back
- "How was work?" you asked
- >Pinkie giggled
- >"Super duper fun! Busy too. Mrs. Cake and I needed to make three hundred cupcakes for a wedding."
- "Three hundred?"
- >"I know right? Those lucky ducks are gonna be eating like QUEENS!"
- >Pinkie forced you back toward the counter
- >She didn't look it, but she was stupid strong
- >Probably almost as strong as Applejack
- >It made sense
- >She could jump eight feet into the air without much effort
- >She's actually lifted you above her head
- >She let out a sigh, pressing you against the side of your counter
- "Tired?" you asked
- >Pinkie nodded, pressing herself against you
- >It was a rare day when you saw your bundle of energy get tired
- >"Mrs. Cake gave me the day off tomorrow for all my hard work," she mumbled. "We can spend the whole day together."
- "You can help me with the store."
- >"Yeppers."
- >You gave her butt a pat
- "Go and take the food upstairs. I'll meet you up in a few minutes," you said
- >"Noooo, let me help you," she said with a wiggle
- "I'll be fine. Go take a load off. When I'm done we can take a shower together and watch old movies."
- >Pinkie perked up
- >"Bridge on the River Qui?"
- "Sure. Some Clarence Eastwood movies too."
- >Pinkie pulled away, all smiles
- >"In that case, let me go get Gummy. He loves westerns."
- >With that, she raced toward the door, unlocking it and running outside
- >The rest of the night was a typical Friday
- >Pinkie brought over Gummy and enough junk food to feed a village
- >The two of you showered together, which she loved since you both got to run your hands all over each other
- >You, Pinkie, and Gummy then proceeded to eat far too much pizza
- >Gummy found his way on top of your head as Pinkie threw a blanket over you both and snuggled close, wherein you began to watch classic after classic
- >Just another day in paradise
- >...
- >It was Rainbow too
- >She was the one that got the sex doll
- >The weirdo wore a wig in here thinking you wouldn't notice
- >You'd have to talk to Pinkie about it in the morning...
- Pt. 3
- >Be Anon
- >Be pretty tired
- >It was morning
- >The sun hadn't come up
- >You were laying in bed, warm and comfortable
- >You needed to get up and get ready to open the shop
- >It was a Saturday
- >That meant your shop was gonna be packed with nerds wanting to get their supplies
- >Usually, you'd get up with a groan, hop right out of bed and get a shower
- >The issue this morning was that you had a guest in your bed
- >Said guest had you watching scary movies until three in the morning
- >Hence why you were so goddamn tired
- >She was also the reason why your bed had confetti all over it
- >You had no idea why that always happened when she slept over
- >You never did anything with confetti, and she never had any on her
- >Maybe she had a bag of the stuff in her hair?
- >You've seen her stuff all sorts of stuff into that mass of pink fuss
- >Pinkie was snorting right above you
- >She had her arms wrapped around you, your head tucked under her chin
- >She had one of your legs pinned between her legs
- >Most women here hated cuddling, but Pinkie might have loved it more than icing
- >She had as much of her naked body pressed up against you was physically possible
- >Maybe impossible as well
- >Never knew with Pinkie
- >The issue was that you didn't want to wake her, but your tired self couldn't figure out a way to get untangled without disturbing her
- >Picking your head up, you looked around
- >In the darkness, you could just make out Gummy sitting on the countertop
- >The gator seemed wide awake, just staring at you
- "Gummy, bud," you whispered, reaching out to him. "You gotta help me. Come here."
- >The gator blinked, looking at your outstretched hand
- >Several seconds passed before, without warning, he crawled onto your arm, using it as a bridge to get into the bed
- >He stepped on your face, then into Pinkie's hair
- >Pinkie let out a giggle
- >She squirmed a bit
- >You twitched as you felt a hand cup your balls
- >Hello there
- >Murmuring something you didn't quite catch, she rolled over
- >There we go...
- >You could always count on Gummy
- >The ol' reliable lizard...
- >You rolled out of your bed, stepping over a rubber duck that was just sitting in the middle of the floor
- >Your room was a mess
- >To be fair, it was always a mess after Pinkie came over
- >The girl couldn't stay organized to save her life
- >You looked back at her, checking to see if she was awake
- >Thankfully, she was still snoring away as Gummy slowly climbed out of her mane, crawled into the pillow that your head had just been resting on, and closed his eyes
- >That got a small smile out of you as you turned and made your way to the bathroom
- >You flicked on the lights
- >There was Pinkie, bright-eyed and bushytailed
- >"Mornin'!" she chirped
- >Frowning, you looked back into your bedroom
- >Sure enough, the only one in your bed right now was Gummy
- "Morning," you replied with a yawn
- >Pinkie yawned as well, bouncing in place
- >This made those double-ds of her bounce and giggle
- >A lot of girls preferred small chests here
- >Apparently, guys here liked them a lot more
- >Small chests, skinny, tiny butts
- >Basically the complete opposite of Pinkie here
- >The cowards
- >You took a moment to look your girlfriend up and down
- >Her skin was blemish-less
- >Her legs were thick, her hips and ass were even larger
- >She had a well maintained patch of hair above her pussy
- >When you first started dating it had been the amazon forest down there, but now you saw to it that she took care of herself
- >She had a bit of pudge around her belly, but you knew she was a fit as a fiddle
- >Honestly, she was completely, totally out of your league
- >You don't know why she didn't think so
- >Pinkie giggled, causing you to look up
- >Her smile was now devious, and she had a twinkle in her eye
- >"Nonners, it's barely morning, silly billy," she said, sliding down a hand so her fingertips brushed against her groin. "Come on, lets show and see if we can get clean, or even dirtier~"
- >You would like to say that you opened the shop on time
- >Not only didn't you, you were walking funny for the rest of the day.
- >Pinkie, of course, was super proud of herself
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