Deadmeat Chronicles: Guests of the herd

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>And you are going to have play time with another smarty.
>You have Pookie and Bruce with you as well as a few owchie friends.
>Haze is dancing about and jumping around you.
>You are walking along with your throng around you.
>”We haf wots pway wif uddeh hewd! Hase am happy fwuffy!”
>Bruce looks at Haze, “Yoo nuu be bad fwuffy! Yoo stay way fwom gud fwuffies!”
>Haze turns and look at Bruce and gives him a raspberry.
>Bruce starts to stomp and puff his cheeks.
>You stop and stomp, “Nuu gif hewd ow-….”
>You stop what you are saying as you look at a nearby tree.
>You start to walk toward it while Bruce and Haze yell at each other.
>Pookie walk next to you glancing back, “Dum dum fwuffies. Fwuffies wisten wha smawty am say.”
>Bruce and Haze stomp and puff cheeks at each other between Haze’s giggles.
>”Pwease smawty! Say Hase can gif meanie fwuffy owies!”
>Bruce gives Haze another raspberry, “Smawty! Make bad fwuffy go way!”
>You get to the bottom of the tree and look up at what is dangling there.
>Pookie walks next to you and sits down looking up at what you see.
>”Hase nuu am bad! Smawty! Wet Hase gif owies!”
>”Bwuce nuu wike bad fwuffy! Nuu wan pway bad fwuffy! Smawty! Ma’ bad fwuffy gow way! Wet bwuce gif sowwies!”
>They both turn and see you aren’t paying attention to them.
>They glance between each other and you and soon decide that you are not going to be taking any side anytime soon.
>They snort at each other and walk behind you.
>Bruce looks at you, “Wha smawty wook at?”
>”Deadmeat see smawty Deameat wun fwom hidey hole…”
>The fluffies look up and see what is in the tree.
>The three herd members are hung from the branches.
>Twine is wrapped around their necks and they all dangle with angulated necks.
>The smarty is different.
>His chest is cut open and vacant.
>His top hooves are nailed to the tree with large carpenter nails.
>His pee pee place is cut off and trails of dried boo boo juice and poopies are under him.
>His face is tear stained and his horn is broken off.
>The top of his head crushed in.
>Bruce says, “Why fwuffy up dere?”
>”Tee hee hee! Dat fwuffy dat Hase nuu haf gif owies to!”
>You think of how you offered to play with this smarty.
>Somehow he chose this over playing with you.
>You finally turn away from the site and start to walk to your play date.
>”Why fwuffy nuu wan pway wif Deadmeat?” You mutter to yourself.
>”Pway!? Hase wub pway! Tee hee hee!”
>He trots up to Bruce who doesn’t even look at him.
>Bruce simply says, “Nuu!”
>Haze face drops at the rejection.
>You start to walk away as Pookie falls next to you.
>”Pookie am wif smawty. Am gud fwuffy fo smawty!”
>He turns and sticks his tongue out at Haze and Bruce.
>Haze trots up next to you giggling, “Hase am pway wif smawty den!”
>You keep walking, “Nuu pway noa… nee haf numies wif nyu hewd. Deadmeat see if  fwen hewd.”
>Haze giggles, “Otay, pway wif nyu fwens den! Tee hee hee!”
>Bruce sniffs, “Why nuu gif owies… take dey female fwuffy fo speshul fwens?”
>You keep walking, “Nuu nuf nummies fo hewd. Nuu nee mo fwuffies.”
>You keep talking as you see the hidey holes of the other hewd .
>”We gif owies, dey gif owies too. Wose fwens. Jus haf nummies and pway. Make fwen hewd fwen hewd.”
>You hear the sounds of giggling and play as you get closer.
>”Tee hee hee! Yoo nuu get fwuffy!”, “Wun awound! Wun awound!”, “Wan huugies?”, “Yay!”
>You stride into their herd area with Pookie on your right and Bruce on your left.
>The owchie friends are lined up behind you with Haze dancing behind them.
>All the playing fluffies freeze and look at you.
>”AHHH! Munsta fwuffy!”, “Bad fwuffies hewe gif owies!”, “Saf fwuffy!”
>They panic and start to run around in a panic.
>You stomp, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
>The orange smarty comes running out with four large fluffies behind him and starts to boop and berate the fluffies.
>”Yoo am bad fwuffies! Smawty wan dese fwuffies hewe! Nuu be bad fwuffies!”
>Bruce is stomping and looking around, “Dey be meanie fwuffies! Gif owies!?”
>You watch as the smarty calms the herd.
>”Nuu… we haf nummies den go…”
>After the smarty calms his herd he truddles up to you.
>”Yay! Stwange smawty come wif fwuffies! Haf nummies and funsies.”
>He smiles as he looks you and your friends over.
>He looks over his herd, “Yoo hewd haf big fwuffies.”
>He smiles as he looks back at his herd, “Smawty am haf big fwuffy too! Wots fwufy in hewd!”
>Bruce looks over the smarty’s herd, “Bwuse smawty hewd am mo big.”
>The smarty drops his hoof and glances back at you and your fluffies.
>”Deadmeat nuu cawe who hewd am big. Deadmeat hewe fo nummies and pway.”
>You say as you step into the smarty’s area.
>Your fluffies follow you.
>Several large fluffies start to follow Haze.
>You walk to an area with grass and various vegitables piled up.
>”Dese are fwen nummies.”
>Bruce and Pookie waddle to the pile and start to noisily bite the food laid out.
>You look past the pile and see a hamburger laying off to the side.
>A smile crosses your face, “Deadmeat haf gud nummie!”
>You trot over to the hamburger and start to chomp on it.
>The orange smarty and his large fluffies stare at you puzzled.
>”Fwuffy daddeh say dat am made fwom fwuffy…”
>You don’t hear them as you woof down the burger in hunger.
>You turn and walk toward the smarty as the fluffies behind him start to step back.
>”Pway noa?”
>The smarty looks at you nervously, “Smawty nee do something… haf mo nummies!”
>He points at the pile the rest of your fluffies are eating from.
>You trot over and start to nibble at some of the nummies.
>The orang smarty looks out over his area and shouts, “Bwing ou’ bad fwuffy!”
>Four large earth fluffies start to push out a lone unicorn fluffy.
>They bat his ears and nip his tail to get him in front of the smarty.
>The unicorn looks up at the smarty, “Pwease smawty.. nu am bad fwuffy… pwease nuu sowwies…”
>The smarty sneers at the fluffy, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Yoo wan be smawty!”
>”Nuuuu! Nuu wan be smawty! Pwease nuu sowwies!”
>The orange smarty points at the fluffy, “Gif dat fwuffy owwies! Nuu smawty but smawty!”
>The fluffy lets out a wail of despair as the large fluffies start to stomp on him.
>”Waahhhhhhh! Owies! Owies! Owies! Fwuffy nuuu… owies! Nuu wan…EEEEEEEEE!!! OWIE!”
>The earth fluffies stomp mercilessly on the fluffy.
>The orange smarty looks at you, “Haf gif bad fwuffy sowwies! Him twy be biggeh smawty!”
>The smarty raises his hoof in an air of superiority, “Dis wha happen to fwuffy go against smawty!”
>You and the fluffies with you glance up at the fluffy being beaten.
>You sniff, “Nuu cawe abou’ bad fwuffy, wan pway.”
>You start to nibble at the nummies again.
>Bruce shrugs and take another bite from the food pile.
>Pookie gets a smile on his face and watches, “Dum dum fwuffy nuu nee be smawty!”
>Haze trots to where the fluffy is being beaten and lays on his belly looking into the teary eyes of the fluffy.
>”Wan Hase gif owies? Hase am be fast…”
>All the earth fluffies stop for a second and look at the light blue earth fluffy with yellow mane and dark blue eyes.
>The other owchie friends you brought are watching and shaking fearfully.
>The orange smarty looks at Haze, “Yoo gif betteh owchies?”
>You think this is great!
>You can show this new herd how good a friend you can be!
>You glance up, “Gif owchies fo nyu fwens.”
>Haze sits and claps, “Yay! Gif owies fo smawty!”
>He steps over the downed fluffy making the other fluffies back up.
>The hurt unicorn looks upo smiling, “Tank yoo… yoo saf-“
>Haze slams his hoof down on the fluffies head.
>The fluffy lets out a scream as his horn snaps off.
>Haze bends down and bites the fluffy’s neck and drags him up.
>Haze hits the fluffy and bites his back throwing him in the air.
>The fluffy lets out a continuous scream as he flies over Haze pouring boo boo juice from where his horn used to be.
>He lands on the ground on his back as Haze jumps on his chest.
>Haze bends down and bites the fluffy’s neck and twists his head.
>The fluffy quickly stops making any noise and starts to twitch.
>Haze raises up and stomps down on the fluffy’s head making soft crunches.
>Boo boo juice sprays from the doomed fluffy’s ears and nose and it quickly stops moving.
>Haze claps and giggles again, “Twoat cwunshies! Tee hee hee! Gif gud owies fo smawty!”
>Haze stands up with boo boo juice covering his front hooves and staining his mane and face.
>He smiles stupidly as he trots to one of the fluffies that was beating the unicorn.
>He puts his face just in front of the other fluffy.
>He smiles warmly as he asks, “Wan pway wif Hase noa?”
>The fluffy starts to shake.
>All he can muster is to mutter, “…. Yoo am munsta…”
>You stand up and stomp, “Deadmeat nuu am munsta!”
>All the other herd fluffies jump as well as your owchie friends.
>The orange smarty slowly lowers his hoof glancing over you and your herdmates.
>Pookie wonders next to the orange smarty, “Yoo nuu gif sowwy poopies bad fwuffy?”
>The orange smarty’s face seems to drop.
>He quicky puffs up, “Smawy gif sowwy poopies! Aww bad fwuffy get sowwy poopies!”
>He trots over to the dead fluffy and raises his tail pooping on the fluffy’s dead body.
>You take one more bite and step away from the food, “Am pway time noa! Fwuffie am haf funsies!”
>You start to jump around as Bruce and Pookie also start to run about giggling.
>The orange smarty watches you and your herd mates run about.
>He walks up to your side and jumps at you.
>He hits your side giving a cute “umph” before bouncing off.
>You giggle, “Deadmeat am now tackle nu fwen!”
>You wiggle your butt as the orange smarty staggers to his feet.
>He glances at you and you leap tackling him.
>”Weeeeee!”, you happily yell while he gets a terrified look on his face.
>The orange smarty lets out a surprised yell as you tackle him.
>His herd steps back as you roll by with him.
>After coming to stop you hop up leaving the orange smarty on his back.
>You notice a bunch of his fluffies giggling and running in a circle.
>You walk away from the orange smarty who is muttering small owies.
>You see that the fluffies are running around a small orange marker flag that is stuck in the ground.
>You ask one of the playing fluffies, “Wha dat?”
>The fluffies keep running around the marker flag.
>One looks at you, “Nice hoomin put dis hewe! Daddeh come and take gud fwuffy to home!”
>You look at the fluffy confused, “Why yoo daddeh nuu awaedy hewe?”
>”Tee hee hee! Yoo siwwy!”
>The fluffy starts to jump around the marker flag again.
>You run around the flag yourself a few times.
>This is fun!
>You look around and see Bruce sniffing flowers and Pookie off to the side watching the other fluffies.
>Haze sits back with a stupid smile on his face.
>He still has some red stains on him.
>Your other owchie friends are running and playing with other members of the other herd.
>You walk back to the other smarty, “deadmeat am haf funsies! Hewds be gud fwen hewds!”
>The smarty is shaking himself trying to get straight.
>He looks at some of his large fluffies who were standing off to the side, “Get dat smawty!”
>Hi sfluffies look at you and start to charge.
>”Yay! Pway wun awound!”
>You clap and turn away from his fluffies.
>When they are almost on you, you take off.
>You pay no attention to their babbles as you race around the herd area.
>You feel invigorated as you feel the wind in your fluff.
>You shoot between fluffies and around bushes.
>You run between Bruce and four flufiies behind him making them all scatter.
>You run up behind the fluffies that were behind you and pat them all on their rumps.
>They jump and yell as you do it.
>”Tee hee hee! Yoo am it!”
>You take off again as they stumble and try to chase after you.
>You keep running.
>It feels good to stretch your legs.
>You run around Pookie who is staring at you with his mouth open.
>Haze tries to run beside you but you easily outrun him.
>Haze turns and see some fluffies behind him.
>”Hase pway wif yoo fwuffies!”
>He starts to trollop at them.
>They all yell and start to run opposite of Haze.
>Haze giggles as he plays chase with the other herd.
>After a bit all the other herd member who were running have tuckered out and lay on the ground huffing and wheezing.
>You come to a halt and set back clapping, “Deadmeat haf funsies! Am gud fwen!”
>You look over and see Pookie talking with the other smarty.
>You trot over to him smiling.
>”Deadmeat haf gud pway date wif new hewd fwen. You haf funsies too?”
>Pookie lets out a yell, “Whaaaaa! Nuu feew Pookie wump!”
>He truddles past with his tail tucked down.
>Haze is stand behind where Pookie was, “Hee hee hee… Hase am smeww wots smewws! Nee smeww gud smeww.”
>Yu shake your hoof angrily at Haze, “Yoo nuu smeww fwuffy! Nuu be bad fwuffy!”
>You snort at your herd mate for being strange to your new friends.
>You look at the other smarty who is staring at you with his mouth open and shaking.
>He must be worn out from such a good play date.
>You look around, “Deameat fwuffy come Deadmeat!”
>Bruce walk over to you, “Bwoose am- Whaaaaaa!”
*sniif*
>”Tee hee hee!”
>You shake your head at Haze and Bruce who start to argue.
>After your fluffies gather you give your bestest good bye hugs.
>The other smarty is so excited he just shakes while you hug him.
>You walk out of the herd area.
>You are a happy fluffy.
>You know you made a good herd friend today.
>You are so happy you don’t notice the fluffies following you.