TL速度測るやつ（やっつけ）

<?php
require_once('../lib/UserstreamPhirehose.php');
$time_start = microtime(true);
//その時歴史は動いた
$twcount = 0;
//メンタルリセット
/**
 * Barebones example of using UserstreamPhirehose.
 */
class MyUserConsumer extends UserstreamPhirehose
{
  public function enqueueStatus($status)
  {
    /*
     * In this simple example, we will just display to STDOUT rather than enqueue.
     * NOTE: You should NOT be processing tweets at this point in a real application, instead they
     *  should be being enqueued and processed asyncronously from the collection process.
     */
global $time_start ,$twcount;
//関数内に変数を引きずりこむ
$time_end = microtime(true);
//時間　今
$times = $time_end - $time_start;
//ビョースー計算
$twcount++;
//インクリ////
$twsoku = ($twcount / $times) * 60;
//（平均値）出すぞオラッ！！
$twsoku = round($twsoku, 2);
//まるくなぁれ
echo "$twsoku Tweets/min(Total: $twcount Tweets)<BR>";
//ドピュ
flush();
    ob_flush();
//（途）中（だけど）出（力）し（ちゃう）
  }

}

//This variable has been deletedXD

//These are the application key and secret
//You can create an application, and then get this info, from https://dev.twitter.com/apps
//(They are under OAuth Settings, called "Consumer key" and "Consumer secret")
define('TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY', '');
define('TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET', '');

//These are the user's token and secret
//You can get this from https://dev.twitter.com/apps, under the "Your access token"
//section for your app.

define('OAUTH_TOKEN', '119207660-');
define('OAUTH_SECRET', '');

// Start streaming
$sc = new MyUserConsumer(OAUTH_TOKEN, OAUTH_SECRET);
$sc->consume();