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- >last week, your fluffy pony gave birth to four adorable baby fluffs. >thanks to advanced prep (some strategic fluff cutting to allow the foals to be born and nursed) mommy and babies are happy and doing well.
- >the foals were fathered by your neighbor's prized Pegasus stallion fluffy pony, and they've come for a visit to see the babies.
- >the male fluffy is set down in the safety room, and mommy and the babies go to greet him with cry of "hwugies" and "fwiend".
- >assured that all is well, you and your neighbor depart to the kitchen to chat while the fluffies play.
- >over coffee, your neighbor tells you that since this venture was so successful, he's decided to put his fluffy out too stud.
- >a loud thud and the sounds of crying come from the safety room.
- >you and your neighbor rush over, an incredible sight greets your eyes.
- >lying in the hallway outside the safety room is the male fluffy, he is sobbing and nursing his face.
- >in the safety room, your fluffy is standing surrounded by her babies, tears are in her eyes and she wears a pissed off look you thought impossible for fluffy ponies.
- >"TWO-TWIMER!" she shouts as she slams the door to the safety a room, a feat that should be impossible since the door doesn't open that way.
- >you and your neighbor stand there in shock as you turn to the male fluffy who has since ceased sobbing and merely looks dazed.
- >he turns to your neighbor
- >"Can I sweep on youw couch twonite?"
- >thefuckjusthappend.jpg
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