16000 skills

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	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A

Thunder Clap
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	Because of the thunder inside you, you can clap your hands and make a super loud noise.  It'll scare off any foe for a good long time, that's for sure.

Thundercloud
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You can imbue yourself with such pessimism that a personal thundercloud will follow you around, raining on any parades you happen to get close to.
	Gives Effect:
	Personal Thundercloud
	(100 Adventures)
		You're accompanied by your very own thundercloud, just roiling and raining all over everything.
		Makes the water around you even deeper

Thunder Bird
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You're such a force of nature that even your obscene gestures are charged with the fury of the elements.

Thunderheart
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You can make your heart beat with the strength and somewhat terrifying irregularity of a thunderstorm.
	Gives Effect:
	Thunderheart
	(100 Adventures)
		It's like cardio is constantly doing itself inside of you.
		Maximum HP +100%

Thunderstrike
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	usable once per fight
	You can summon a clap of thunder so intense that your opponent will be struck dumb.  Thunderstruck dumb.

Thunder Down Underwear
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You are so intimate with the thunder that you can make a soft and comfortable pair of briefs out of it.

Thunder Thighs
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your thighs are so powerful that just normal walking around causes them to bang together as loudly as thunder.
	Increased Thunder Regeneration

Rain Man
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You have learned to control the rain to such an extent that you can make a man out of it.  Or a goblin, or a demon, or... basically anything.
	Make monsters out of rain

Rainy Day
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your mood is so sour and your affinity with the rain is so strong that you can make the weather even bleaker than it normally is.

Make it Rain
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	usable once per fight
	You're capable of wasting money to an astonishing degree.  What ever happened to saving for a rainy day?

Rain Dance
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've never been much of a singer, but you sure don't mind dancin' in the rain.
	Gives Effect:
	Rain Dancin'
	(100 Adventures)
		You're hap hap happy again.  Or at least you will be, once you get some more material possessions.  Surely that'll do the trick, right?
		+20% Item Drops from Monsters

Rainbow
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	What's at the end of the rainbow?  You.  What's at the other end?  Your sad, sad opponent.

Rain Coat
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You're such a Rain Man (or Woman) that you can form the stuff into a coat!

Rain Delay
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Because of your familiarity with the rain, you make everything take longer.  A lot of things give up before they even get to you!
	Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
	Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
	Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)
	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)

Lightning Strike
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	Anybody can tell lightning where to strike, but when you do it, lightning listens.

Clean-Hair Lightning
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	This kind of lightning is poorly understood, largely because it only occurs when a smartass lightning wizard wants to make an extremely oblique pun.
	Gives Effect:
	Charged Hair
	(100 Adventures)
		Your hair is on end and also each strand of it has little bolts of lighting shooting off of it.
		Maximum MP +100%

Ball Lightning
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	Ball lightning is a poorly understood phenomenon.  By everybody except you.
	Disintegrate your enemies!

Sheet Lightning
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You can wear the lightning like a coat.  Really I guess it's more like an afghan.  And you don't so much wear it as... be under it?
	Gives Effect:
	Stormswaddled
	(100 Adventures)
		You're wearing a blanket made of woven lightning bolts.  It would be comforting if it wasn't so terrifying.
		Spell Damage +100%
		Damages attacking opponents

Lightning Bolt
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You can pluck lightning from the sky and hurl it at your foes.

Lightning Rod
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You can make a staff out of lightning the way a child makes a snake out of modeling clay.

Riding the Lightning
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	To you, the lightning is like a horse, only the saddle sores you get are less like abrasions and more like burns.
	Maximum MP +100%