on 1:input:*:{

  IF ($1 == lol) { /say 4,1- 4,1L14,1aughing 4,1O14,1ut 4,1L14,1oud 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == wb) { say 4,1- W14,1elcome 4,1B14,1ack 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == ty) { say 4,1- T14,1hank 4,1Y14,1ou 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == np) { say 4,1- N14,1o 4,1P14,1roblem 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == lmao) { say 4,1- L14,1aughing 4,1M14,1y 4,1A14,1ss 4,1O14,1ff 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == n/a) { say 4,1- N14,1ot 4,1A14,1vailable 4,1? $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == afk) { say 4,1- A14,1way 4,1F14,1rom 4,1K14,1eyboard  $2-  | HALT }
  IF ($1 == irl) { say 4,1- I14,1n 4,1R14,1eal 4,1L14,1ife 4,1-  $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == nvm) { say 4,1- N14,1ever 4,1M14,1ind 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == nm) { say 4,1- N14,1othin 4,1M14,1uch 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == asl) { say 4,1- A14,1ge 4,1S14,1ex 4,1L14,1oacation 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == wtf) { say 4,1- 4,1W14,1hat 4,1T14,1he 4,1F14,1uck 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == mf) { say 4,1- M14,1other 4,1F14,1ucker $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == omg) { say 4,1- O14,1h 4,1M14,1y 4,1G14,1od 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == stfu) { say 4,1- 4,1S14,1hut 4,1T14,1he 4,1F14,1uck 4,1U14,1p 4,1-  $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == ubc) { say 4,1?-14,1-4,1- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == cbu) { say 4,1-14,1_4,1- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == brb) { say 4,1- 4,1B14,1e 4,1R14,1ight 4,1B14,1ack 4,1- $2- | HALT }
  IF ($1 == ffs) { say 4,1- 4,1F14,1or 4,1F14,1uck 4,1S14,1ake 4,1- $2- | HALT }