on *:TEXT:!last *:#: {
  if ($lines(c:\mIRC\boobs.txt) == 0) { msg # Sorry Mate... either the location is wrong or there hasn't been added any links | halt }
  elseif ($lines(c:\mIRC\boobs.txt) <= 5) { .PLAY $+(-f,1) # c:\mIRC\boobs.txt NSFW }
  else { var %X $calc($lines(c:\mIRC\boobs.txt) - $iif($lines(c:\mIRC\boobs.txt) <= $2,5,$iif($2 <= 10,$v1,5))) | .PLAY $+(-f,%X) # c:\mIRC\boobs.txt NSFW }
}