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Write me a youtube video apology script that isn't a proper apology and doesn't address what is apologising for.
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[Opening Shot: Dramatic music playing, YouTuber looking somber]

YouTuber: (Deep sigh) Hey, guys. It's [Your Name], and, um, I guess I owe you all an apology. You know, life can be pretty tough, and sometimes we all make mistakes. I mean, who hasn't, right?

[Cut to a montage of unrelated clips from previous videos, distracting viewers]

YouTuber: So, yeah, I've been thinking a lot lately, and I realized that I might've, you know, done something that some people didn't like. But hey, it happens. We're all human. No one's perfect. I mean, I try to be, but, you know, perfection is overrated.

[Cut to a close-up of the YouTuber, looking slightly disinterested]

YouTuber: And, I guess, if you're offended or upset or whatever, then, like, sorry? I mean, I didn't mean to, but, like, life goes on, right? We've all got our own problems.

[Cut to a shot of the YouTuber staring into the distance]

YouTuber: Anyway, I just wanted to make this video to say... I don't know, something about learning and growing or whatever. I mean, it's not like I'm going to change who I am, but, you know, we can all learn from each other or something.

[Cut to a shot of the YouTuber awkwardly shrugging]

YouTuber: So, yeah. That's it. Thanks for watching, I guess. If you're still here. If not, whatever. Life's too short to dwell on this stuff, you know?

[End with an abrupt cut to the outro screen, with a half-hearted wave and a quick "Don't forget to like and subscribe, I guess."]