Deadmeat Chronicles: New Friends

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are walking down the street with your herd of nine fluffies behind you.
>You walk past a yard and four fluffies run up to you, “New fwen? Wan pway?”
>You turn and see a fluffy running toward you.
>He is running from a nearby hedge row.
>He is a blue unicorn fluffy with a brown mane and pink eyes.
>He runs in front of you and sees you.
>He shrinks back, “Nuuu! Am gud fwuffy! Pwease nuu hewt!”
>You look down at him, “Nuu hewt fwuffy if yoo nuu twy hewt fwuffies.”
>He looks at you hesitantly, “Yoo nice fwuffy?.... yay! Am Pookie! Wha fwuffy name?”
>You look at him and answer, “Am Deadmeat.”
>Next special Friend starts to dance, “He am bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
>”He fin nummies and keep fwuffy saf!”
>He lays on his belly and looks up at you, “Yoo am smawty!? Yoo stwong fwuffy!”
>”Can fwuffy come wif yoo? Nee smawty… nuu hewd smawty nuu mo..”
>Next Special friend sits up and claps, “Yay! Mo fwen fo pway!”
>he jumps up and hugs your neck, “Tank yoo! Fwuffy get fwens!”
>You look at him, “Fwens?”
>”Fwuffy hewd smawty get big owchies… nuu wakies… fwuffy haf mo fwens, nee hewd!”
>He turns and truddles off.
>You look back at your herd, it is growing.
>You will have to be more vigilant with food and observant for shelter.
>Haze is standing in the back looking around while the other fluffies mill about nervously.
>”Fwuffy comin’! Pookie bwing fwens! Make hewd stwong!”
>You turn and see that Pookies is bringing four more fluffies with him.
>They look up smiling and waving.
>They fall in behind you and you start to walk again.
>Next special friend is walking next to you humming an out of time song.
>You walk for a while and see the bright ball getting low.
>You see a small area between some of the two legged monster hidey holes that seem to be over grown.
>You look behind you and order the fluffies to stop.
>”Deadmeat nee Hase!”
>Haze come twaddling up as fast as he can, “Hase comin’ smawty! Hase comin!”
>Some of the new fluffies shy away from him when he runs past.
>One has a shocked look on his face.
>You walk up to the grown over area.
>”Yoo see snappies?”
>Haze lays on his belly looking in, “Nuu see snappies… Hase smeww snappies…”
>”Yoo smeww snappies?”
>Haze sniffs the air, “Nuu smell snappies… but nuu smeww aww snappies…”
>You look around.
>You see big leafed bushes and tall grass.
>This is a place with lots of nummies.
>You could stay here a while.
>You sniff some more and smell dampness.
>There is water in there as well!
>”Fwuffies stay hewe, how we fin snappies we nuu see nuu smeww…”
>”Smawty say stay hewe?”
>”Gud nummies, gud wa wa. We stay hewe!”
>Hazed starts to yell and runs into the floliage.
>”Wai!” you jump in as well.
>Haze is jumping through the grass and sees you.
>”Nuu! Yoo nuu come!”
>He runs over and pushes you down.
>You jump up and puff your cheeks, “Yoo nuu gif owies Deadmeat!”
>He ignores you and runs.
>He disappears into the brush.
>You hear his yelling as he runs to and fro behind the leaves.
>After a few moments he comes back to you.
>He has tears coming from his eyes.
>”Smawty wan know if saf… awea  am saf… huu huuuu.”
>He falls crying.
>You stomp away from the strange fluffy.
>You find the other fluffies have walked up to the area.
>”Smawty otay?”, one of the new fluffies asks.
>You point to the bushes, “Fwuffies stay hewe! Gud nummies, am saf!”
>They all cheer and truddle into the over grown area.
>The mommy fluffy walks close to you and rubs against your side, “Gud smawty fin nummies. Make miwkies fo babehs…”
>”How yoo get hewd!?”
>You hear a yell from inside the foliage.
>You run in and see one of the new fluffies pointing at Haze.
>Haze is covering his eyes crying, “Nuuu! Am gud fwuffy!”
>Another fluffy comes walking up, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”
>You stomp up to the fluffies, “Hase in hewd! Yoo nuu wike Hase! Yoo go way!”
>You stand puffing your cheeks.
>The other fluffies turn and see you.
>They fall down shaking, one makes scaredy poopies.
>You start to fume.
>”Fwuffies am sowwy! Pwease nuu send fwuffies way!”
>You slowly walk up and look at the poopie.
>”Yoo make poopie whewe fwuffy wif… yoo bad fwuffies…”, Your voice is low and menacing.
>The two fluffies turn and see the pile of poop behind them.
>You point at the pile, “Cwean poopies noa!”
>They start to head to the pile and nibble, “Nuu taste pwetty…”
>You look around and bellow, “Nuu fwuffy poopie whewe fwuffy wive!”
>You continue, “Deadmeat onwy fwuffy say wha fwuffy go way!”
>Pookie runs up to you crying, “Fwuffy am sowwy! Pwease nuu be mad fwens! Dey nuu bad fwuffies!”
>He hugs you neck.
>Haze is sniffling, “Am nuu bad fwuffy… am nuu bad fwuffy…. Am nuu bad fwuffy…”
>He shuffles on his belly near you and sniffs Pookie’s hoofies.
>You stomp at him, “Yoo nuu smeww fwuffy!”
>Next special Friend comes running up and starts to sing and dance, “Yay! Smawty make fwuffies be gud fwuffies!
>”Smawty am bestest smaty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
>You turn and nibble on a leaf ignoring the rest of their antics.
>You find an area with a good clump of grass and start to pad it down into a nice nest bed.
>You wonder and find a puddle with fresh water.
>You sip it and head back to your nest.
>You look around.
>Haze is rolling around giggling.
>Next Special friend is hugging every fluffy.
>The new fluffies are talking and playing with the old fluffies.
>The momma fluffy is feeding her babies, cooing gently.
>You smile because you found a good place.
>You are a good smarty.