Ishitsumugi no Shou 17-4N

A new tsukkomi member? - 4

[Hero Club room]

Anz: Tamacchi-senpai, the bell already rang. We have PE next, don't you need to change?

Tam: It's fine. Tama moves around a lot all the time, you could even say that my uniform *is* my gym clothes.

Aya: W-What's... up with... that.

Tam: Hm? What was that, Aya? You need something from Tama?

Aya: Ah, no, uh... You could get your clothes dirty or catch a cold if they get sweaty, so you should probably change...

Yuu: Tougou-san, Tougou-san. Which side is the right one on the two-sided red and white caps we wear during PE?

Tou: The one you put on is the right one, Yuuna-chan.

Aya: W-What's up... with... that.

Tou: Alright, let's go.

Mit: She's hitting them so lightly they don't even realise they're getting a tsukkomi!?

Kar: Aya, what are you doing? You have to really slap them with the back of your hand when you're delivering a reaction!

Aya: S-Sorry. I can't bring myself to hit someone... It's hard.

Meb: Hey, what are you doing, surrounding Aya-chan like that? I won't allow any bullying.

Kar: And why's that!

Meb: That hurts. What are you doing?

Aya: Mebuki-senpai, I'm sorry! Karin-senpai was just teaching me the skills of a tsukkomi!

Meb: ...Eh?

Meb/Suz/Yum: You want to become a tsukkomi that makes people laugh!?

Shi: But you feel too guilty about hitting people and are feeling frustrated...?

Yum: Kokudo-san cannot indulge in outrageous tsukkomi behaviour like this. She is not the rowdy SHIZUKU-san, after all.

SHI: Who the hell are you calling rowdy, huuuh!?

Yum: W-What a splendid and precise explosive punch... S-See... You would need to be like this, with no hesitation... Urk!

Suz: N-No, I don't think anyone would be laughing at a reaction this extreme...

Meb: Look, Aya-chan. You might not have any tsukkomi abilities, but you have the greatest healing abilities.

Suz: That's right! That's way more precious and admirable than having ability as a tsukkomi!

Aya: Eh, I have the ability to... heal people?

Gin/Sek/Kar: What, you hadn't noticed!?

Mit: Kusunoki-san is right. You heal everyone's hearts and make them smile just the way you are right now, Aya-chan.

Its: You respond to any boke with kindness, Aya-chan. I think you should stay as someone who's responsible for smiles, not for roaring laughter.

Aya: Everyone... You're accepting me the way I am despite how lacking I am... I'm so touched.

Aya: Everyone in the Hero Club is so wonderful. I'll treasure my role and apply myself!

Meb: Yeah. Aya-chan, nitpicking and hitting people doesn't suit you. *glance*

Kar: T-Those are some harsh words, but I agree. This is for the best, after all.

Shi: This was a massive waste of everyone's time...

Gin: Ah! Oh yeah, Shizuku-san! Shizuku-san was the one we were planning on inviting in the first place!

Sek: That's right! If you and SHIZUKU join the tsukkomi team, we'd be ecstatic!

SHI: And why's that! Denieeed!

Gin/Kar/Sek: Urk! Nice explosive tsukkomi!

Its/Mit: They never learn...