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Eggman and the Fluffy Pony (cross over)

May 4th, 2013
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  1. >”Welocme to world! You are my latest creation!”
  2. >You are a fluffy pony.
  3. >You have bright blue fluff and a green mane.
  4. >You are standing on a polished metal floor looking up at a strange mane.
  5. >He is rather raound in his belly and dressed in a red suit with black boots.
  6. >You can’t see his eyes because he is wearing goggles.
  7. >He has a large mustache adorning his face.
  8. >”Hewwo! Are yoo nyu dadeh? Wan pway?”
  9. >The man looks at you and wrings his hands together.
  10. >”Yes! You are perfect! You are exactly what I need to make my plans come together!”
  11. >He laughs evily.
  12. >You stare at him for a minute and start to laugh too.
  13. >Laughing is fun!
  14. >Suddenly the door to the room blasts off it hinges.
  15. >”What are you up to now Eggman!?”
  16. >You turn around and see a pink female hedgehog in a red dress.
  17. >You wave at her, “New fwen? Wan pway?”
  18. >The man in red looks up shocked, “Amy! What are you doing here!?”
  19. >She points at the man, “I won’t let you hurt sonic Eggman! I am here to put a stop to your plans.”
  20. >You start to truddle to the pink hedgehog.
  21. >She looks nice, you know she is good at playing!
  22. >She snaps her fingers and a hammer appears in her hand.
  23. >It is a large hammer with a yellow handle, the head is red with yellow ends.
  24. >The hammer is almost as big as her body.
  25. >You look at her inquisitively, “Wha dat?”
  26. >She then smacks you on your head with it.
  27. >With a horrible squeaking noise it smashes your head.
  28. >”AHHHHH!! Why hewt fwuffy! Wahhhhhh!!”
  29. >You turn and try to run away.
  30. >”Amy! What are you doing? That is a valuable prototype!”
  31. >She closes in and hits you again on your back slamming you to the ground.
  32. >”Owie owie owie owie! Pwease! Fwuffy am sowwy! Pwease nuu hit fwuffy!”
  33. >”I’m not letting your evil robots out to destroy the city Eggman!”
  34. >She slams you on the side sending you rolling.
  35. >”WHAAAAAAAA!!!”
  36. >The man in rd stomps his feet, “Amy! That is a toy I made for children! Do you think an evil empire runs itself?”
  37. >”I need some other source of income to buy materials for my robots!”
  38. >She viciously starts to beat on your body as you writhe in pain.
  39. *WHAM*
  40. >”OWIES!”
  41. *WHAM*
  42. >”Wahhhhhh!”
  43. *WHAM*
  44. >”Pwease… nuu hewt fwuffy nuu mo….”
  45. *WHAM*
  46. >Red stuff is leaking from your nose.
  47. >Some hard white things have come out of your mouth.
  48. >”Pwease…. Fwuffy sowwy… pwease nuu mo sowwy stick….”
  49. >She doesn’t listen.
  50. >She is almost foaming at the mouth as she continues to mercilessly beat you.
  51. >You feel something in your leggie pop as it makes an unnatural angle.
  52. >”Wahhhaahhhhh! Daddeh! Pwease hewp fwuffy! Bwahhhhhh!”
  53. *WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*
  54. >You feel more pops and your chest start to feel crunchy.
  55. >You can only whimper as she continually beats you savagely with her hammer.
  56. >She finally stops and looks at the man, “I hope this is a lesson to you not to create bad thing Eggman!”
  57. >She turns and walks out of the room.
  58. >You lay sobbing as the man walks up to you, “Pwease dadeh… fwuffy am hewt….”
  59. >”You know… I was going to sell you to kids… but after watching that display I think adults would pay a fortune for something they can beat up!”
  60. >You try to wag your tail, it flops about with multiple joints.
  61. >You can’t stand because your leggies no longer work.
  62. >There is a big dent in your back and all your legs have white thing sticking out of them.
  63. >You look up with your one good eye at the man in red.
  64. >”Fwuffy make…*cough*”
  65. >Red stuff spews out from your mouth.
  66. >”Fwuffy make dadeh happy….?”
  67. >”Ohhh so very happy! And with the money I’ll make I can finally make something to beat a cetain blue pest once and for all!”
  68. >He laughs evilly again.
  69. >You want to laugh too.
  70. >It hurts too much now.
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