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- Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)22:44 UTC-5 No.16007616Replies: >>16007690
- "Option 2 it is. Crunchatize me, cap'n!"
- >Nothing
- >Wow bro the nothing you predicted was gonna happen is happening?
- >Click 'return' and lean back in my chair
- >Ding Dong
- >Fuckin A'...probably the GodSquad.
- "NOT INTERESTED, BROHAM"
- >A sound persists but it is'nt knocking
- "FUCK ON TOAST,..right as I'm about to fap."
- >Look out window to see a White Cadillac CTS with some weird rainbowy flames on the hood, peel out and seemingly..de-materialize?
- >Run to front door and try to comprehend what the-, *TRIP*[c u next fall]
- "HA! SWEET, THIS MUST BE THAT..thing, I don't recall ordering."
- >Box has no markings of any kind
- "WELL, free is free. Feels sort of..uneven, whatever in he-, SHIT, YEP SOMETHING MOVED INSIDE, SOMETHING ALIVE IS IN THERE"
- >Fall back on my ass over the threshold into my frontdoor walkway
- >I'm hearing 'pop goes the weasel' while whatevers in the box begins to work it's way out the top.
- >Box top bursts open and right there on my porch is none other than Trixie.
- "JESUS H CHRISTMAS ON A CRACKER!!
- >"HUH?! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRI-mmpgh!!"
- >Jump ontop of box so it closes
- "I'M SO SO SORRY UM, JUST A SECOND, LET ME BRING YOU INSIDE."
- >Summon strength and agility of a thousand Naruto's and book it to my room holding box
- >Her head pokes out halfway down the hall
- >"WHERE AM I-, WHO ARE YOU, ANSWER TRIXIE NOW!"
- >Make into my room and lock the door
- >Trixie, hearing the audible locking bursts from her cardboard prison and takes a defensive stance
- "TELL TRIXIE WHERE SHE IS AT OR I PROMISE IF YOU'VE A REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN I WILL DISABLE IT IN A MOST PAINFUL MANNER!"
- >Kind of a specific threat to hurl at someone you did'nt know but..hey
- "..I uh..sort of, wished you here."
- >Her look of anger slowly morphs into one of disbelief and she walks toward me
- "THEN WISH TRIXIE BACK, IDIOT!"
- I'm my own worst critic, but let me have it.
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