Fearless (2020) EN

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<i>Alpha Base, still no sign of the creature.</i>

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<i>Captain Lightspeed, our trackers show
that Cruncher is right behind you.</i>

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<i>Negative Alpha Base. Believe me,
if it was right on top of me, I'd know.</i>

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<i>It's right on top of me!</i>

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<i>I prepared you a light lunch.</i>

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<i>Here you go, chubby.</i>

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<i>Is that a muffin-top I see?</i>

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<i>Ugh! Forget weapons.
I should've brought some breath mints.</i>

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<i>But you can start flossing with this.</i>

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<i>Or not.</i>

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<i>Ooh! Ugh!</i>

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<i>Time to wake up the babies.</i>

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<i>Wake up the babies?</i>

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<i>Oh, cool.</i>

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<i>Whenever they refer to weapons as babies,
you know it's gonna be sick.</i>

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Dude, are you kidding me?

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<i>You're at the second to last level</i>
<i>of </i>Planet Master.

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<i>Nobody's ever made it this far.</i>

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<i>That's why my screen name is Fearless
and not Buckethead.</i>

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<i>You've gotta come up with a better name
than Buckethead.</i>

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Why?
His head is an empty bucket.

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- Shut your face.
- Watch the tail.

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<i>- Watch it.
- The spikes are poisonous.</i>

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Let the man concentrate.

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<i>Yeah, you're talking to the guy who jumped
a rocket cycle over Apocalypse Canyon.</i>

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<i>Okay, let's wake up the babies.
What could they be?</i>

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<i>Sonic blast cannons?
Plasma laser disintegrators?</i>

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<i>Molten molecule melters?</i>

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<i>Welcome to Bring Your Children
to Work Day.</i>

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<i>- Real... babies?</i>
- This has gotta be a joke.

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What do these babies have,
superpower puke?

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<i>I climbed to the top
of the toughest video game ever made</i>

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<i>just to change diapers and sing lullabies?</i>

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<i>All right, kids, let's see if you remember
what Daddy's been teaching you</i>

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<i>after nap time.</i>

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<i>Bah! Ah!</i>

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<i>- Little bigger than a salad fork, buddy.
- Ah!</i>

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<i>Ah, you'll get there.</i>

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<i>Mm-ah! I...</i>

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<i>Trust me, kids, when you get bigger,
so will your powers.</i>

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<i>Watch Daddy.</i>

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<i>Ah!</i>

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Can we blow something up?
These babies are boring.

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<i>They'll cost me the mission. Isn't there
a space stroller I can put these kids in?</i>

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You hit that final level.
You're a gamer god!

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<i>Call me Fearless.</i>

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<i>Nothing can stop me now.</i>

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<i>Nothing!</i>

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<i>Oh, except her.</i>

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<i>- Hey, Mom.</i>
- Hi, sweetie. Just checkin' in.

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<i>I wanna make sure you're not playing
video games while we're gone all weekend.</i>

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<i>- That's ridiculous.</i>
- And I'm reminding you

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<i>that your science project is due
in two weeks.</i>

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<i>- Your partner still coming over tonight?</i>
- Yup.

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<i>- This guy's a monster.</i>
- What?

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<i>Uh, it's a monster homework assignment,
and I'm on it.</i>

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Make sure he fills out
the college application!

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<i>I will, I just have to, uh, finish,
a couple more things.</i>

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- Like another video game!
<i>- I'm... That's not what I'm doing at all.</i>

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We should go.
Dad's giving the keynote in a few minutes,

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<i>and you know how he gets gassy</i>

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<i>- when he gets nervous.</i>
- Okay, TMI.

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<i>- Enjoy the weekend. Don't worry about me.</i>
- Okay. Bye, sweetie.

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<i>- Honey?</i>
- Yup, me too, bye.

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<i>Okay, let's finish this beast.</i>

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<i>Death by geyser? It's a rough way to go.</i>

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And cue the music,
that sweet sound.

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<i>Ooh, there we go. I'm victor.</i>

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Captain Lightspeed.
In my way once again.

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<i>Dr. Arcannis.</i>

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<i>Aha. Arcannis.</i>

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<i>- This is the guy I wanna take out.</i>
- Shoot him, man.

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<i>He looks like asparagus.</i>

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<i>So pathetic, using your children
to fight your battles for you.</i>

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<i>They'll probably grow up
just like their father.</i>

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<i>I bet you wonder what that's like.</i>

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<i>This is far from over, Captain.</i>

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<i>I will never stop until I obliterate you
from the universe</i>

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<i>and conquer every planet in my path.</i>

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<i>You can make
all the deadly threats you want.</i>

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<i>But you don't have superpowers,
and you never will.</i>

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<i>This isn't over, Lightspeed.</i>

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<i>Wherever heroes are needed,
we'll be there.</i>

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<i>I'll have all your powers and more</i>

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<i>when I take it to the next level.</i>

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You're about to get
to the final level.

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- That's crazy!
- Insane!

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<i>This is big.</i>

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<i>Fearless is about
to become a household name.</i>

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<i>But first,
I gotta get rid of these babies.</i>

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<i>They're just gonna slow me down.</i>

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<i>Let me see if I... Oh, here we go, Daycare.</i>

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<i>Okay. Looks like I can drop them off
while they grow their powers.</i>

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And fill their diapers.

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<i>Let a babysitter change 'em,
not me.</i>

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Their powers are weak right now.

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<i>I'm hoping they can rest up
and grow them here.</i>

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<i>I hate to let them out of my sight,</i>

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<i>but I have a debriefing
with the Galactic Council.</i>

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<i>- Mm-hmm.
- Their mother's at a weekend seminar:</i>

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<i>"The Dos and Don'ts
of Battling Black Hole Scorpions."</i>

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<i>- You got all of their snacks, right?
- Yes, Captain.</i>

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<i>In case of emergency,
you can reach me using this.</i>

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<i>- Got it.
- My interplanetary communicator.</i>

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<i>- I've seen one before.
- Oh.</i>

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<i>All right.</i>

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<i>- There you... go.
- You can let go.</i>

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<i>Ah.</i>

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<i>Daddy loves you, baby.</i>

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<i>Just remember that I'll always...
Okay, she's gone.</i>

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How do we get from
babysitting to winning this game?

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Let's get back to blasting stuff.

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I say skip all the cut
scenes and get to the action.

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<i>On second thought,
I don't wanna miss anything.</i>

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<i>One of these babies might lay
an Easter egg. I don't know.</i>

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Good point. Smart move.
That's why you're number one and I'm...

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<i>- Two thousandth and ninety-eighth.</i>
- Ouch. That hurt.

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<i>As their powers increase, we make sure
each baby gets a palladium pacifier.</i>

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<i>This neutralizes their power,
so they don't use them, accidentally.</i>

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<i>Of course, yes, I remember.</i>

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<i>All of our playrooms are reinforced steel,
laser-repellent, flame-retardant,</i>

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<i>earthquake-proof, radiation-proof.</i>

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<i>Oh, and tinkle-proof.</i>

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<i>- Fleech.
- Ah!</i>

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<i>Focus.</i>

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<i>It's time to steal some babies.</i>

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<i>And no, you may not eat them.</i>

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<i>Aw.</i>

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<i>Come on.</i>

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<i>Ah.</i>

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<i>Huh.</i>

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<i>Eh?</i>

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<i>Here.</i>

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<i>Titus.</i>

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<i>I can only hope
you're as strong as your father.</i>

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<i>Umm.</i>

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<i>Ugh!</i>

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<i>Xander.</i>

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<i>Creates anything he imagines.</i>

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<i>Just imagine.</i>

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<i>Mmm.</i>

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<i>Kira. The girl child
of Captain Lightspeed.</i>

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<i>- You may be the most powerful of all.
- Mmm.</i>

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<i>You fool!</i>

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<i>I love you. You're my best fri...</i>

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<i>Shhh.</i>

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<i>He just stole the babies.
Wow, this is heating up.</i>

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- Watch out for traps.
<i>- I gotta wrap this up soon.</i>

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<i>Melanie is coming over.
We gotta work on our science project.</i>

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- Melanie. She's fire.
- You're lucky.

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<i>She's really smart too.
I got Lunch Room Louise. Ugh!</i>

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<i>With any luck Melanie will
do the project for me.</i>

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- Sorry, I'm out. Dinner time.
- Me too.

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- {\an8}Text me when it gets good.
<i>- Later guys.</i>

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I'm with you.
No way I'm missing this.

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<i>Finally. Back to </i>TheObsidian.

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<i>Yes. This is gonna be tight!</i>

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<i>Ah.</i>

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<i>Hmm.</i>

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<i>Fleech.</i>

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<i>Hook up the subjects to The Extrapolator.</i>

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<i>This chair's all sweaty
and... moist.</i>

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<i>Captain Lightspeed. You look distraught.</i>

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<i>Arcannis. You filth!</i>

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<i>You took my children!
If you touch one hair...</i>

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<i>Please. Spare me
your needless declarations and warnings.</i>

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<i>I just called to thank you
for giving me the idea, Captain.</i>

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<i>"You don't have superpowers,
and you never will."</i>

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<i>But what if I found a way?</i>

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<i>You see,
with my new Extrapolator, I have.</i>

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<i>And who better to give them to me
than your defenseless offspring?</i>

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<i>You've always been jealous of my powers.
Daddy issues?</i>

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<i>- What?</i>
- Your dad took over 20

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<i>or 30 planets before I locked him up.</i>

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<i>And you? Hang on,
let me do the math. Zero.</i>

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<i>I'll conquer all of my father's planets
and more.</i>

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<i>Somebody's a little obsessed.</i>

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<i>Obsessed? Obsessed? How dare you!</i>

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<i>You sit on your golden throne</i>

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<i>high above the rest of us.</i>

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<i>I wasn't born with a silver spoon
in my mouth. Huh.</i>

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<i>But now I will make my own spoon.</i>

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<i>A spoon that will crush you all.</i>

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<i>- That's a pretty big spoon.</i>
- It's not a real spoon, Lightspeed!

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<i>Wee.</i>

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<i>Oh, but how the tide has turned.</i>

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<i>I will harvest your babies' powers,</i>

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<i>and then nothing can stop me
from conquering any planet I wish.</i>

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<i>Ooh.</i>

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<i>My master plan is in motion,</i>

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<i>every piece is in place</i>

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<i>as your angelic children,
peacefully slumbering,</i>

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<i>unaware of their contribution
to my unstoppable, diabolical powers.</i>

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<i>Ah.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>I have anticipated
even the slightest error,</i>

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<i>every detail, every precise calculation
in my favor.</i>

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<i>Eh!</i>

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<i>Ta ta.</i>

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<i>Oh.</i>

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<i>I'd love to exchange more deadly threats,
but I must get the little ones to my lair.</i>

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<i>- So much power to consume, so little time.</i>
- No...!

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<i>Wow.</i>

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Welcome aboard.

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<i>Wow.</i>

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Launch code accepted.

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<i>Please hang on.</i>

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<i>Uh-oh. Warning.</i>

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<i>Final level.</i>

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<i>Do you accept the consequences?
That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.</i>

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That's freaky.

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<i>Ah, it's all hype.</i>

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<i>They just put that in there to scare me.
Nice try.</i>

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<i>Time for Fearless to become a legend.</i>

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<i>Cool. There's nothing like flying
through a wormhole.</i>

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Worm hole.

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<i>This calls for more caffeine.</i>

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Hear that.
I'm gonna go eat a pie.

219
00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:12,250
<i>Okay.</i>

220
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,750
<i>Oh, not now.</i>

221
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,041
<i>Hang on.</i>

222
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:19,250
<i>Okay, you don't have to knock so hard.
I heard the bell the first time.</i>

223
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,416
<i>Jeez Louise.</i>

224
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:35,000
<i>- General Blazerhatch.
- I'll take a coffee, black.</i>

225
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,833
<i>What's the skinny on our UFO?</i>

226
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:40,333
<i>The object came from outside
Earth's atmosphere at 1900 hours.</i>

227
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,750
<i>We're picking up vital signs
from inside the object.</i>

228
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,083
<i>Sweet God in heaven.</i>

229
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,083
<i>I guess I'll take that coffee... to go.</i>

230
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,916
<i>No! No!</i>

231
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:06,541
<i>Imbecile.</i>

232
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,708
<i>You pile of worthless skin cells.</i>

233
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,541
<i>You only had to get them
into The Extrapolator.</i>

234
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,458
<i>Let's go hunting.</i>

235
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,750
<i>Melanie. Hey. Hi. Uh, come on in.</i>

236
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,958
<i>I'm not interrupting anything, am I?</i>

237
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,541
<i>No. I was just saving the world.</i>

238
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,416
<i>You know, uh, </i>Planet Master?

239
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,291
<i>I don't really play video games.</i>

240
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:38,083
<i>Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal online.
Fearless, that's my gamer tag.</i>

241
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:42,875
<i>Hmm. Yeah. I spend my time studying.
Really focused on graduating right now.</i>

242
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,041
<i>Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too.</i>

243
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:48,083
<i>I figure if we work on this 3 hours
a night for 2 nights,</i>

244
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,083
<i>we'll have this project done this weekend.</i>

245
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,416
<i>Or 2 hours a night over the next week.
I have both schedules here.</i>

246
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:59,333
<i>Wh... Whoa, that's a lot of scheduling.
Did you schedule any bathroom breaks?</i>

247
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,041
<i>Of course. Twice an hour.</i>

248
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,250
<i>This is 30 percent of our grade, Reid.
I'm taking it seriously.</i>

249
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,250
<i>So let's get to brainstorming.</i>

250
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,333
<i>- I'm sure you have some ideas.
- Sure.</i>

251
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,750
<i>Like...</i>

252
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,958
<i>There's solar power.</i>

253
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,583
<i>Uh, the electricity of light.</i>

254
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:20,833
<i>Uhhh. Arcannis effect on light speed.</i>

255
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,333
<i>Space travel!</i>

256
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:25,708
<i>I was thinking
advanced geometric telecommunications.</i>

257
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:26,958
<i>Or rocket boots.</i>

258
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:29,083
<i>You wanna make rocket boots?</i>

259
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,833
<i>These are just rough ideas. Oh.</i>

260
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
<i>Ah.</i>

261
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,125
<i>Wow.</i>

262
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,541
<i>Mmm.</i>

263
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,000
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

264
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,625
<i>See, this... this is why
I'm not a fan of partner projects.</i>

265
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,208
<i>I'm usually the only one
who does any work.</i>

266
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,458
<i>I... I... Um...</i>

267
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,083
<i>This is gonna be a long night.
Might as well take our first break now.</i>

268
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,875
<i>- Where's your bathroom?
- First door down the hall.</i>

269
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:07,375
<i>Can you at least crack a notebook
while I'm gone?</i>

270
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,291
<i>Write down </i>one<i> idea.</i>

271
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,583
<i>I guess she's not gonna
do the whole project for me.</i>

272
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,083
<i>What?</i>

273
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,375
<i>Huh.</i>

274
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,583
<i>That was weird.</i>

275
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,291
<i>Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Oh-huh!</i>

276
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,666
<i>Oh.</i>

277
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,083
<i>Baby. Here from the game. Okay…</i>

278
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:46,041
<i>Uh, well,
this can't be actually happening.</i>

279
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,125
<i>Ah!</i>

280
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:48,500
<i>Huh.</i>

281
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,166
<i>Another one? Did they all come here?</i>

282
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,833
<i>Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bu... Just stay.</i>

283
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,083
<i>- Ahh.
- Whoa. Oh, baby.</i>

284
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,375
<i>Whoa. Don't eat...</i>

285
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,750
<i>Um. Oh.</i>

286
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:10,083
<i>No, no, no, no. You can't be here.
This doesn't make sense.</i>

287
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,750
<i>Just put you back in the game. Uh.
Come on. Come on!</i>

288
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,875
<i>What is this? I found a baby in here.</i>

289
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,541
<i>What?</i>

290
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,666
<i>There are more?
When did you start babysitting?</i>

291
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,125
<i>They're not really... Here's the thing.</i>

292
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,333
<i>These babies are from </i>Planet Master.

293
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:30,333
<i>Stop with the jokes, Reid.
Whose kids are these?</i>

294
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:31,833
<i>It might be hard to believe,</i>

295
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:35,041
<i>but these are actually the children of…
Captain Lightspeed.</i>

296
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:38,958
<i>And he's in the video game.
They have super powers.</i>

297
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,708
<i>If you're trying to bail
on the science project, just say so.</i>

298
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,375
<i>I will figure this out.</i>

299
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,541
<i>Until I do, we can still work
on the project.</i>

300
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:49,041
<i>- I just have to keep them busy.
- And how are you gonna do that?</i>

301
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,500
<i>Okay, toys. You want toys. Here you go.</i>

302
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,666
<i>This is a shoe, and here is a ball.</i>

303
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,625
<i>Uh...</i>

304
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,875
<i>Uh, and this is a mouse.</i>

305
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,583
<i>Oh, what is... What's happening?</i>

306
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:06,208
{\an8}<i>What's this? Don't make that sound.
Noooo, no, no, no.</i>

307
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,208
<i>Oh, here, these usually work.</i>

308
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,750
<i>I'm gonna go find them something
more appropriate to play with.</i>

309
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:14,875
<i>Fine, great.</i>

310
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,750
<i>There's gotta be a cheat code
to delete you, or...</i>

311
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,333
<i>Where's the third one?</i>

312
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,500
<i>Oh, no, no, no, no, where'd he go? Okay.</i>

313
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,708
<i>Here. Uh, play with this.</i>

314
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,083
<i>Yup, that's a ball.</i>

315
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,375
<i>Yeah, you got it.</i>

316
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,208
<i>Look, I get it, you wanna... Oh!</i>

317
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:45,250
<i>And now your powers are getting stronger?
Please, not here.</i>

318
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,125
<i>Uh.</i>

319
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,500
<i>Oh. Hey, not the bookshelf. Get down.</i>

320
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,625
<i>Ah!</i>

321
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:56,916
<i>You do not throw a book at me, okay?
That's not a toy.</i>

322
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,541
<i>And you are a bad baby.</i>

323
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:03,750
<i>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh!</i>

324
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:04,666
<i>Oh! No, no!</i>

325
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,791
<i>Ah!</i>

326
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,708
<i>What happened? Anybody hurt?</i>

327
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:15,125
<i>Just you. You gotta be more careful
around little kids.</i>

328
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,328
<i>- They're not just kids...
- You figure out what to do</i>

329
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:20,750
<i>with these babies. I'm gonna go work
in the kitchen and get something done.</i>

330
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:21,833
<i>Oh!</i>

331
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:27,166
<i>Laugh it up, you little space gremlins.</i>

332
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,416
<i>If I got you here, I'm gonna figure out
how to send you back.</i>

333
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,833
<i>Oh, shrimp. Okay...</i>

334
00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,166
<i>Everything all right?</i>

335
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:40,791
<i>Um. Hey, kid, why don't you just...</i>

336
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,166
<i>Oh!</i>

337
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:46,750
<i>- Ah.
- Wow.</i>

338
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:50,208
<i>What are you trying to do in here?
Teach them professional wrestling?</i>

339
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,458
<i>No, I've been trying to tell you,</i>

340
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,958
<i>these babies are from </i>Planet Master,
<i>the video game.</i>

341
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,125
<i>I played the final level and somehow
broke the laws of time and space</i>

342
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,791
<i>and brought them... here.</i>

343
00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,041
<i>Reid, I don't have time for this.</i>

344
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,458
<i>I came here to work.</i>

345
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:07,250
<i>- Can you just focus on...
- Put down the couch!</i>

346
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,375
<i>Put down what?</i>

347
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,875
<i>Fine. You wanna play games?</i>

348
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,541
<i>You can keep babysitting
or whatever this is.</i>

349
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,708
<i>I'm gonna ask Mrs. Wilson
to assign me another partner.</i>

350
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:22,166
<i>- This isn't my fault. It's this game.
- You really need to grow up.</i>

351
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:26,125
<i>I'm not gonna let some slacker like you
crash my whole GPA.</i>

352
00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:27,750
<i>Go back to your video games.</i>

353
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,000
<i>You seem to be more successful there
than you are in real life.</i>

354
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,375
<i>Ah!</i>

355
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,083
<i>Who threw the shoe?</i>

356
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,833
<i>Well, congratulations.</i>

357
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,416
<i>You ruined her night. You ruined my night.</i>

358
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,041
<i>You ruined half my house. Well done.</i>

359
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,041
<i>Oh yeah, give yourself a hand.</i>

360
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:53,083
<i>Ooh!</i>

361
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,125
<i>Uh-oh!</i>

362
00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,208
<i>Video game babies.</i>

363
00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:05,875
Houston, we've lost
satellite 1187. Are you seeing…

364
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:11,125
Mission Control,
we are losing your signal, are you...

365
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:24,541
<i>The second object just entered
the atmosphere. We're tracking it now.</i>

366
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:28,083
<i>Get me the Pentagon. I want the Air Force
ready to shake a big stick at this.</i>

367
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,000
<i>Someone hand me an important file.</i>

368
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:32,083
<i>- Put this on a clipboard.
- Yes, ma'am.</i>

369
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,583
<i>I want a clipboard handed to me
every 2 minutes.</i>

370
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:35,583
<i>Yes, ma'am.</i>

371
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:38,791
<i>I want this retyped
in bold Courier font, all caps.</i>

372
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:39,791
<i>Yes, ma'am.</i>

373
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,666
<i>When this chopper lands
and my black Cadillacs hit the ground,</i>

374
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,500
<i>I want a base camp waiting, gentlemen.</i>

375
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,916
<i>No bug-eyed moon man
is gonna probe the U.S. of A. On my watch.</i>

376
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
<i>Yes, ma'am.</i>

377
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,291
<i>Through a wormhole? From a video game?</i>

378
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:11,333
<i>I don't know how to explain it,
but we have to send these babies back</i>

379
00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:14,250
<i>- into the game.
- We? There is no "we."</i>

380
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,916
<i>These kids would break
Mary Poppins in half.</i>

381
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:18,333
<i>Ah!</i>

382
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,250
<i>Hey.</i>

383
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,958
<i>You need to call animal control
or the police.</i>

384
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,250
<i>No cops. Last thing I need
is that phone call to my parents.</i>

385
00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:27,916
<i>I'm outta here. You're on your own.
Are you crazy?</i>

386
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,583
<i>I can't handle this on my own!</i>

387
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:35,416
<i>Please help me. Just until I can send them
back where they came from.</i>

388
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:39,125
<i>Wrangling space babies was not part
of my schedule today, okay?</i>

389
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,791
<i>Hmm. You are pathetic.</i>

390
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,750
<i>I gotta call my parents.</i>

391
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:48,958
<i>Thank you.</i>

392
00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:51,250
<i>Mom. Yeah, I know.</i>

393
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:55,500
<i>This big project just got...
a lot bigger than I thought.</i>

394
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,000
<i>Might go pretty late.</i>

395
00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,333
<i>Okay. Bye!</i>

396
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,083
<i>What? Ew.</i>

397
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,833
<i>Uh. What's...</i>

398
00:26:05,916 --> 00:26:07,708
<i>Oh, Titus.</i>

399
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,708
<i>Huh.</i>

400
00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:14,791
<i>- Oh, smells so bad I can see it.
- That's pure human suffering.</i>

401
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:21,291
<i>I finally found
your secret lair, Arcannis.</i>

402
00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:24,000
Captain, careful.
Walking into that lair

403
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,416
<i>is like walking into a seven layer
lasagne of death.</i>

404
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,666
<i>Then get me my bib.</i>

405
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:32,250
<i>I'm going in to get my babies back,
and it's about to get messy.</i>

406
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,125
<i>Nine against one?
That hardly seems fair.</i>

407
00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:59,958
<i>Looks like you guys could use a recharge.</i>

408
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,083
Game on.

409
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:12,583
<i>Power up.</i>

410
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:31,791
<i>Hold it down.</i>

411
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,583
<i>Sorry. Did I cut you off?</i>

412
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,291
Level up.

413
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,041
<i>Thanks for the workout, guys.</i>

414
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,708
<i>Palladium? I've got no powers.</i>

415
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,375
<i>Surprise.</i>

416
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,291
<i>I'm not here right now.</i>

417
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,833
<i>And neither are your precious children.</i>

418
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:03,041
<i>Please, make yourself at home.</i>

419
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:06,916
<i>If your home is a maze
of merciless death traps!</i>

420
00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:13,083
<i>I'm no good at mazes!</i>

421
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,375
<i>Ugh. Fleech.</i>

422
00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:34,666
<i>So sorry, master.</i>

423
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:37,875
<i>Give me the scanner.</i>

424
00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:38,958
<i>All right, then.</i>

425
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:43,541
<i>This blasted planet is thick
with interference.</i>

426
00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,166
<i>Radio waves, satellite waves.</i>

427
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:50,375
<i>It's time for a little help
from my friends.</i>

428
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,791
<i>Hello, my darlings. Off you go.</i>

429
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,833
<i>Find my little runaways.</i>

430
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,125
<i>- Fleech, did you set this on stun?
- Ah.</i>

431
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,250
<i>Hm. Yes, you did.</i>

432
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,833
<i>The pod is close.</i>

433
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:21,541
<i>It appears we have landed on...</i>

434
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:23,833
<i>- Earth?
- Verr...</i>

435
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:25,000
<i>That's the name?</i>

436
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:27,250
<i>- Sounds like a stomach virus.
- Ew.</i>

437
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,875
<i>Or the name of a pet worm.</i>

438
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:30,583
<i>Or a type of mucous.</i>

439
00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:34,875
<i>Uh. Yes. That's it.</i>

440
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,625
<i>When a Noglar squats in the woods...</i>

441
00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:39,875
<i>it takes an "earth."</i>

442
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:42,875
<i>Ew. Bleurgh.</i>

443
00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,333
<i>Uh.</i>

444
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:06,458
<i>Uhh.</i>

445
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,666
<i>Ugh.</i>

446
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:08,958
<i>Ah.</i>

447
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,000
<i>Oh. Wow.</i>

448
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,791
<i>Is this what I think it is?</i>

449
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,791
<i>- Oh.</i>
- You evil scum.

450
00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:25,208
<i>I'm gonna blast you into the Jade Nebula
when I find you.</i>

451
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,375
<i>- Captain Lightspeed? Is that you?
- Who are you talking to?</i>

452
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:31,333
<i>It's the captain, you know?
Remember the... Oh.</i>

453
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:37,083
<i>This is Captain Darius Lightspeed,
Galactic Defense Commander.</i>

454
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:40,500
<i>Uh, this is Reid.
Senior, McKinley High School.</i>

455
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:43,875
<i>What have you done with my children,
Reid Senior McKinley High School?</i>

456
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:45,625
<i>I'll vaporize you where you stand!</i>

457
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:49,666
<i>Hold on. We're on the same side.
I've been on a hundred missions with you.</i>

458
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,041
<i>Shooting plasma falcons,
breaking out of gravity prison,</i>

459
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:56,583
<i>- remember the worm people?
- Is he wearing a Danskin?</i>

460
00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:59,208
<i>It's called a uniform!</i>

461
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,333
<i>- Did I call at a bad time?</i>
- Nothin' I can't handle.

462
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:04,250
<i>Just another day on the job.</i>

463
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,166
<i>Don't change the subject.
Do you have my babies or not?</i>

464
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,541
<i>I do have them.
They've destroyed my home.</i>

465
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,250
<i>You need to pick them up ASAP.</i>

466
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,791
<i>Reid, no other mission
is more important than this.</i>

467
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,875
<i>I need you to keep my kids safe.</i>

468
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,291
<i>Use their palladium pacifiers
to neutralize their powers.</i>

469
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,458
<i>Right. Okay.</i>

470
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:25,416
<i>There's more. If you have the babies,
Arcannis is coming for you.</i>

471
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,666
<i>Arcannis, who?</i>

472
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,291
<i>Dr. Arcannis.</i>

473
00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:31,333
<i>The most devious criminal mind
in the galaxy.</i>

474
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,791
<i>Yup, that's the guy.</i>

475
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,333
<i>Looks like the Grinch
got some bad plastic surgery.</i>

476
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:49,333
<i>If he gets a hold of my children,
he will take their powers as his own.</i>

477
00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:52,041
<i>And the first planet he conquers
will be yours.</i>

478
00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:54,791
<i>Okay. I'm out.</i>

479
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,458
<i>I'm afraid you've both been marked.</i>

480
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,500
<i>- I don't wanna be marked.</i>
- Well, you are.

481
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:03,125
<i>If I can track you, so can he.
He probably already knows where you are.</i>

482
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:06,333
<i>Give me a second to trace your signal,
and I'll be able to locate you.</i>

483
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:10,041
<i>I can't be marked. I've got my own plans.
I wanna go to college.</i>

484
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,416
<i>I wanna get married.</i>

485
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:15,583
<i>I still have a $200 Sephora gift card
I've never spent, and now I'm marked.</i>

486
00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,083
<i>- Dada.
- No, no, no, don't!</i>

487
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,625
<i>- No!</i>
- No!

488
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,458
<i>He's gone.</i>

489
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,666
<i>How's he gonna find us now?</i>

490
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,750
<i>Reid. We've gotta get out of here.</i>

491
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:35,875
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

492
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,833
<i>And don't think this gets you out
of our science project.</i>

493
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:09,750
<i>I need an ETA on the surveillance truck
and an ETA on lunch.</i>

494
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,875
<i>No onions on the burger this time.</i>

495
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,041
<i>No... onions.</i>

496
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,416
<i>Ah, the smell of ripe diaper.</i>

497
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,500
<i>- They were here, all right.
- Yeah.</i>

498
00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:37,791
<i>Looks just like my lab.</i>

499
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,750
<i>Huh.</i>

500
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,291
<i>Uh.</i>

501
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,916
<i>They are getting stronger.</i>

502
00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,250
<i>We must find my little runaways quickly.</i>

503
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:58,125
<i>We are so close. I can smell them.</i>

504
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,458
<i>I </i>will <i>find you.</i>

505
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:10,708
<i>Do you mind?</i>

506
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:24,250
<i>We have to call our parents
and the police. This has gone far enough.</i>

507
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:27,416
<i>We can't call anyone. You heard
Lightspeed, Arcannis is tracking us.</i>

508
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,416
<i>He could be tracking our phones.
You don't wanna put your family</i>

509
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:35,125
<i>in danger too, do you?
No! No kicking, please, space babies.</i>

510
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,791
<i>Do not let them tear this car apart.</i>

511
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,333
<i>Let's find some music?</i>

512
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:54,458
<i>♪ All night All night ♪</i>

513
00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:57,166
<i>Okay. They love Lionel Richie.</i>

514
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:58,125
<i>♪ All night ♪</i>

515
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,791
<i>- Seriously?
- Hey. He's a national treasure.</i>

516
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,125
<i>These guys get it.</i>

517
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:06,000
<i>♪ All night long... ♪</i>

518
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:07,333
<i>What is this?</i>

519
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:08,875
<i>♪ Oh, yeah All night ♪</i>

520
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:09,958
<i>Oh no.</i>

521
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,166
<i>Okay, everybody be cool.
You babies, be cool.</i>

522
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,416
<i>You be cool.</i>

523
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,541
<i>Maybe we just hand these kids over
to them.</i>

524
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:24,458
<i>Are you kidding? Have you heard
what the military does to aliens?</i>

525
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:35,458
<i>♪ Let the music take control ♪</i>

526
00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:39,958
<i>- Can you cut the music?
- But he's a national treasure.</i>

527
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:43,041
<i>Where're you kids going today?</i>

528
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,666
<i>- Camping!
- Road trip. Uh...</i>

529
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,541
<i>- Camping road trip, to go camping.
- What he said.</i>

530
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:49,125
<i>Is the air safe out here?</i>

531
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:51,708
<i>Just a precaution.
We'll ask the questions.</i>

532
00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:54,208
<i>We're checking cars
for anything peculiar.</i>

533
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:57,458
<i>Nothin' peculiar here.</i>

534
00:35:57,541 --> 00:36:01,375
<i>Uh, very, very normal car.
We're all normal here. How are you?</i>

535
00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:04,458
<i>- We're gonna need to look in the trunk.
- No problem.</i>

536
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,666
<i>Uh, nice mask.</i>

537
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,541
<i>Any relation to Darth?</i>

538
00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:13,666
<i>You packed a toaster.</i>

539
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,875
<i>I've never been camping.
I had no idea what I'd need.</i>

540
00:36:16,958 --> 00:36:18,666
<i>You've got roller skates here too.</i>

541
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:22,000
<i>I really didn't think it through
on a lot of this. I see that now.</i>

542
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,791
<i>Ba-ba. Ooh.</i>

543
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,750
<i>Is that a pool noodle?</i>

544
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,750
<i>Uhh... you never know.</i>

545
00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,125
<i>Oh.</i>

546
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,125
<i>So, uh, you're not much of a talker,
are you?</i>

547
00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,166
<i>Huh. Huh.</i>

548
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,166
<i>- Hey! Stop!
- Bye-bye.</i>

549
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:48,166
<i>Get back here with my jeep!
Get back here! Hey!</i>

550
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,083
<i>Oh, we are so going to jail.</i>

551
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:58,750
<i>Oh.</i>

552
00:37:03,041 --> 00:37:04,208
<i>Huh.</i>

553
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,708
<i>No, no, no!
I don't wanna die this way!</i>

554
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:14,625
<i>No! Huh! I don't wanna die this way! No!</i>

555
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,500
<i>No!</i>

556
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
<i>No!</i>

557
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,250
<i>Oh.</i>

558
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,541
<i>What's going on here?</i>

559
00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:26,208
<i>- How...
- What happened?</i>

560
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:29,291
<i>- We've gotta get back on the road.
- There was a bubble.</i>

561
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,208
<i>You saw a bubble?</i>

562
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:33,750
<i>I was in a bubble. A big purple,
a big purple balloon.</i>

563
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,916
<i>That doesn't make sense.
Does that make sense?</i>

564
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
<i>Nope, no sense.</i>

565
00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:39,666
<i>I was in a big bubble. I'm serious.</i>

566
00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:42,708
<i>It's those babies. One of 'em took my car.</i>

567
00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:43,791
<i>He chased me.</i>

568
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,833
<i>Whoa, whoa, whoa, a baby stole your car?</i>

569
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,916
<i>Is your mask on too tight, Ronnie?</i>

570
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,958
<i>No. I mean... I don't... I don't think so.</i>

571
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,375
<i>Whoa, baby.</i>

572
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:57,875
<i>Titus...</i>

573
00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:00,458
<i>put the car down.</i>

574
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,416
<i>Yes. Now.</i>

575
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,791
<i>No, don't throw it!</i>

576
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:10,000
<i>Well, he put it down.</i>

577
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,250
<i>No cookie for you, Titus! No cookie!</i>

578
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,208
<i>I'm so sorry. Have a nice day.</i>

579
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,791
<i>Okay, let's turn up that music.</i>

580
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:22,791
<i>- We gotta get off the road.
- I know the perfect place.</i>

581
00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:36,875
<i>Mother of all things holy.</i>

582
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:39,958
<i>Our sweet green Earth
is living on borrowed time.</i>

583
00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:45,583
<i>My guess puts these creatures
at six, seven feet tall.</i>

584
00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:47,333
<i>Some kind of space predator.</i>

585
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,583
<i>Multiple arms, possibly tentacles.</i>

586
00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:53,416
<i>Claws of a wolverine.</i>

587
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:57,250
<i>They probably shoot spider babies
right outta their face.</i>

588
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,875
<i>General.</i>

589
00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:04,083
<i>- Neighbors saw a car leave two hours ago.
- Get me that plate.</i>

590
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:08,125
<i>Put that in a bag with a number on it.
Somebody hand me a clipboard.</i>

591
00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:10,750
<i>General, we got a hit
at one of the checkpoints.</i>

592
00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:13,083
<i>Something they're calling
super freaky-deaky.</i>

593
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,583
<i>Define freaky-deaky, Private.</i>

594
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:18,958
<i>- Babies. Babies. Babies.
- Babies? Babies? Babies?</i>

595
00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,375
<i>What do you mean, babies?</i>

596
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:23,666
<i>Super-powered alien babies.
Cute but deadly.</i>

597
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:29,208
<i>They... probably shape-shifted
into the form of their human victims.</i>

598
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:32,500
<i>Put out an APB, all channels!</i>

599
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,625
<i>We're looking for infants...</i>

600
00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:36,750
<i>of mass destruction.</i>

601
00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,541
<i>You got anything in your date planner
about surviving in the woods?</i>

602
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:46,458
<i>You're talking to Camp Nogiwa's
"Camper of the Year," gamer boy.</i>

603
00:39:57,541 --> 00:39:59,750
<i>Come on, Fearless. Let's set up camp.</i>

604
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,625
<i>Hey. How about a hand?
Aren't you supposed to be super strong?</i>

605
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:17,750
<i>Ooh. Uh. Da, da, da, da!</i>

606
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,750
<i>Oh, no, baby, don't...! Uh...</i>

607
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
<i>But please tell me
you brought some toilet paper.</i>

608
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:32,208
<i>Well, I've got some drive-through
receipts in the car.</i>

609
00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:37,083
<i>I was supposed to go to Red Lobster
with my girlfriends tonight.</i>

610
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:41,250
<i>- Are you gonna be able to fix that thing?
- I'd better. Or I'm gonna miss Crabfest.</i>

611
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:44,333
<i>Besides, it's just a machine.
There has to be a way.</i>

612
00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:49,541
<i>Uh, just seems like we're a little
out of our league here, y'know?</i>

613
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:52,875
<i>Well, all we can do is try, y'know?
Put in some effort?</i>

614
00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:56,041
<i>We need to get this done,
so we can get back to our science project.</i>

615
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,458
<i>Think that brain of yours can solve
something other than a video game?</i>

616
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,083
<i>Ooh!</i>

617
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,750
<i>Hey, little guy.</i>

618
00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:05,750
<i>Uh, I wonder what you're thinkin'.
I wonder...</i>

619
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:12,041
<i>Eurgh.</i>

620
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:15,875
<i>You said it, Titus.</i>

621
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,916
<i>Uh! Where have they gone?</i>

622
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,875
<i>Oh! You got me.</i>

623
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,500
<i>Hi.</i>

624
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,500
<i>Radio repair.</i>

625
00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:39,208
Rainbows and Bears.

626
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:53,916
<i>Ooh-ooh-ooh.</i>

627
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,541
<i>Oh, come on.</i>

628
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,958
<i>Quack, quack! Ooh!</i>

629
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:07,833
<i>Ah!</i>

630
00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:10,500
<i>Ah!</i>

631
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,125
<i>Whoa!</i>

632
00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,166
<i>Oh!</i>

633
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:25,458
<i>Titus! Do not drop a tree on your sister.</i>

634
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:32,041
<i>- He did that on his own.
- He's really getting better.</i>

635
00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:38,458
<i>These pieces are so tiny.
I can't see what I'm doing.</i>

636
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:39,833
<i>Let me try something.</i>

637
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:43,791
<i>Xander, can you make this?</i>

638
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,333
<i>Make big ones.</i>

639
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:47,750
<i>Huh.</i>

640
00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,000
<i>Oh, man. He's doing it.</i>

641
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,208
<i>That does help.</i>

642
00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:55,666
<i>Look. Spin this one, it fits here.</i>

643
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,875
<i>- Okay. I see it.
- There we go.</i>

644
00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,541
<i>Pretty good, Xander.</i>

645
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:08,125
<i>You did it. Genius.</i>

646
00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,958
<i>Did you have any doubt?</i>

647
00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:12,416
<i>Thanks.</i>

648
00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:25,208
<i>Eight, nine, ten. Yup, still got 'em all.</i>

649
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,791
<i>Captain's log.
I continue to wander this maze like a rat.</i>

650
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:32,750
<i>It's endless. Dead end.</i>

651
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:33,833
<i>Huh.</i>

652
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:36,875
<i>Ooh!</i>

653
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,041
<i>Or not.</i>

654
00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,583
<i>Captain's log. I hate mazes.</i>

655
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:46,916
<i>Bling?</i>

656
00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:50,583
<i>You gotta be kidding me.</i>

657
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,833
<i>You gotta be kidding!</i>

658
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,958
<i>This is our best vantage point
to scan the entire town.</i>

659
00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:14,666
<i>Access the drones.</i>

660
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,750
<i>Phew!</i>

661
00:44:17,666 --> 00:44:19,541
Are you listening to me?

662
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:22,708
I listen to you all day,
Mother. Do you ever listen to <i>me?</i>

663
00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:23,625
<i>What?</i>

664
00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:26,791
That's a grande mocha
half-caf macchiato, no whip, no foam.

665
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:30,916
…3, and 4.
And 1, and 2, and 3...

666
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,833
<i>Blah.</i>

667
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:35,916
Yo yo. Takin' your calls.
It's your boy, UP NYC on The Noize 105 FM.

668
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,208
<i>Hit me up. Tell me what you wanna hear.</i>

669
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,666
<i>Hey now, don't be shy. You on The Noize.</i>

670
00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:44,083
<i>Who's this?</i>

671
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:47,250
<i>This is Dr. Arcannis,
overlord of cosmic domination.</i>

672
00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:50,208
<i>Yo, whaddup, Einstein?
What song you wanna play on the hit list?</i>

673
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:51,708
<i>I don't have time for this.</i>

674
00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:54,125
<i>"I Don't Have Time For This"
by Dreadlock Killah.</i>

675
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:56,458
<i>- That's not what I mean.
- "That's Not What I Mean"</i>

676
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:57,583
<i>by MC Saltshaka.</i>

677
00:44:57,666 --> 00:44:59,208
<i>I am looking for babies.</i>

678
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:01,750
<i>"Looking For My Baby" by JJ Squash.</i>

679
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,458
<i>Stop this foolishness.</i>

680
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:07,250
<i>You will soon be my slaves,
and this planet will be a wasteland!</i>

681
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:13,375
<i>Congratulations, my man. You just
requested the new jam of the week.</i>

682
00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:16,333
<i>- How is that even possible?</i>
- "You Will Be My Slaves,

683
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:20,000
<i>And This Planet
Will Be My Wasteland" by DJ Euripides.</i>

684
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:34,250
<i>At least we put this thing back
together, but it's still not working.</i>

685
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:37,458
<i>- Maybe it's a power thing?
- The signal is really weak.</i>

686
00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:40,541
<i>We need to, like,
hijack a satellite for this.</i>

687
00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:42,875
<i>Use some NASA-level gear.</i>

688
00:45:42,958 --> 00:45:45,291
<i>Let me make a call to NASA.
I'll get right on it.</i>

689
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:49,583
<i>You're not half bad at this stuff
when you put your mind to it.</i>

690
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:51,041
<i>Uh, thank you?</i>

691
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:55,333
<i>Maybe it's all the fresh air and trees
and bugs and going potty in the woods.</i>

692
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:56,500
<i>Opens up my mind a bit.</i>

693
00:45:56,583 --> 00:46:00,541
<i>Wow. Look at you.
Acknowledging there's a real world.</i>

694
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:03,041
<i>Maybe you're not
a complete lost cause after all.</i>

695
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:04,833
<i>Maybe not.</i>

696
00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:07,541
<i>So... any plans after we graduate,</i>

697
00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:10,166
<i>or are you just gonna float around
in virtual reality?</i>

698
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:13,666
<i>At least in the game world,
you don't get called names, flunk a class,</i>

699
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,375
<i>or get turned down for prom.
It's all about the fun.</i>

700
00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:20,166
<i>Here in the real world,
I've got my fingers crossed for MIT.</i>

701
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,916
<i>Majoring in biochemical engineering.</i>

702
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,791
<i>Wow. You've got it all planned out.</i>

703
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:29,250
<i>Well, sure. Even those ducks
are charting a course, Reid.</i>

704
00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,791
<i>They don't just drift
wherever the current goes.</i>

705
00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,291
<i>Is that all you're gonna do? Just drift?</i>

706
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:39,458
<i>I'm sick of working on this.
Time to work on a sandwich.</i>

707
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:42,250
<i>Hope you like pastrami.</i>

708
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,666
<i>You guys like pastrami?</i>

709
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:47,541
<i>Little pastrami on rye. Got some kraut
and mustard. I'm making Reubens.</i>

710
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:49,791
<i>Hey, don't get cranky.</i>

711
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,750
<i>Look at these two guys.
They're not cranky. Look.</i>

712
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:56,125
<i>Hi, Mr. Spoon.</i>
<i>That's </i>Dr.<i> Spoon from space.</i>

713
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:57,625
<i>Get away from me.</i>

714
00:46:57,708 --> 00:47:01,416
<i>I have a PhD!</i>

715
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,583
<i>How about, um...</i>

716
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,833
<i>I'm Colonel Mustard. What's the ruckus?</i>

717
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:10,416
<i>Please, no fighting.
I'm just a moist towelette.</i>

718
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,500
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

719
00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:18,833
<i>Hm.</i>

720
00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:25,541
<i>Don't play with Dr. Spoon
like that. You're gonna hurt him.</i>

721
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,125
<i>Hey, let's play peekaboo.</i>

722
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:29,000
<i>- This guy loves peekaboo.
- Yeah.</i>

723
00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,416
<i>Peek. Peek.</i>

724
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,791
<i>Peek. Peekaboo, huh?</i>

725
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,791
<i>- Don't scare him.
- Here I go.</i>

726
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:36,635
<i>- You'll set his powers off.
- Hmm.</i>

727
00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:38,916
<i>If you can't see my face, where am I?</i>

728
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,833
<i>- You got too big.
- Peekaboo!</i>

729
00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:47,541
<i>- I told you not to scare him!
- Okay, everybody in the car!</i>

730
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,541
<i>Captain's log: More maze.</i>

731
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:55,416
<i>This part is different.
Maybe it's a way out.</i>

732
00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:02,041
<i>Nope. Just the opposite.</i>

733
00:48:04,791 --> 00:48:06,125
<i>That sounds...</i>

734
00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,125
<i>alive.</i>

735
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,708
<i>Looks like Arcannis's monster
had some babies.</i>

736
00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:19,666
<i>That's fitting. Killed by babies.</i>

737
00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,500
<i>Very ironic.</i>

738
00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:29,541
<i>At least he leaves a trail.</i>

739
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:43,000
<i>Xander! Xander!</i>

740
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,708
<i>Xander, don't move.</i>

741
00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:50,000
<i>Ah!</i>

742
00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:14,791
<i>It's okay, Xander.</i>

743
00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:21,166
<i>Hey! What...</i>

744
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,958
<i>The driver's still in there!</i>

745
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:26,625
<i>- Hey! The door is stuck!
- Wait, hold on. One second, okay?</i>

746
00:49:29,041 --> 00:49:30,666
<i>Hey!</i>

747
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,666
<i>Good boy, Titus. Okay, hold on.</i>

748
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:37,291
<i>Oh, why won't it...</i>

749
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,375
<i>budge!</i>

750
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:43,000
<i>I'm okay.
How much milk is that kid drinking?</i>

751
00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:45,083
<i>Look at that.</i>

752
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:46,916
<i>These babies could be heroes.</i>

753
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
<i>Yay, Titus.</i>

754
00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:50,125
<i>Ah.</i>

755
00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:52,041
<i>- Or not.
- Uh-oh.</i>

756
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,500
<i>What was in there?</i>

757
00:49:57,583 --> 00:50:00,041
<i>Just a lot of priceless artifacts
from a museum.</i>

758
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:03,541
<i>You know, 17th century Ming Dynasty,
things that can never be replaced.</i>

759
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:10,375
<i>- And my house keys were in there.
- It's not that long of a drop.</i>

760
00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:12,708
<i>I'm sure everything's fine.</i>

761
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,208
<i>Okay, pacifiers for everyone.</i>

762
00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:17,666
<i>We better get outta here.</i>

763
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,666
<i>Oh no.</i>

764
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:29,916
<i>Keep your human skin suits on
and your hands where we can see them.</i>

765
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,791
<i>Stand down, alien menace!</i>

766
00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:33,208
<i>I'm not an alien menace.</i>

767
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:35,875
<i>That's just what an alien menace
would say.</i>

768
00:50:35,958 --> 00:50:39,333
<i>You shoot any spider babies
outta your face, we will take you out.</i>

769
00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:40,750
<i>Oh.</i>

770
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:41,875
<i>Aw.</i>

771
00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:45,541
<i>Do not be swayed by their cute demeanor
and chubby cheeks!</i>

772
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,041
<i>Quarantine this area right now.</i>

773
00:50:48,125 --> 00:50:49,375
<i>No!</i>

774
00:51:18,833 --> 00:51:21,500
<i>Careful. Keep away
from their mouth and hands.</i>

775
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,416
<i>Ew. We've got saliva.</i>

776
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,666
<i>Get a stool sample!
Send those diapers to the CDC!</i>

777
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,000
<i>They're just babies! Don't hurt them!</i>

778
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:32,416
<i>They like Lionel Richie.
Mostly his greatest hits.</i>

779
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,833
<i>Well, you've tested human.</i>

780
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,458
<i>I just need to know
why you're working for them.</i>

781
00:51:37,541 --> 00:51:39,333
<i>This is a big misunderstanding.</i>

782
00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:43,500
<i>All I did was accidentally open up
a wormhole by playing a video game.</i>

783
00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:44,958
<i>Planet Master?</i> Do you know it?

784
00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:47,041
<i>And who are you calling on this?</i>

785
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:50,083
<i>The Russians? The French?
The French Canadians?</i>

786
00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:53,250
<i>The Canadian Russians? Martian communists?</i>

787
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:56,833
<i>No! But there's someone else
you should be worried about.</i>

788
00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,500
<i>I can't even believe she told you that.</i>

789
00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:03,083
<i>She did. And then she says to me
that she wants to see other people.</i>

790
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:04,750
<i>Ouch, that's cold.</i>

791
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:06,583
<i>So she's single?</i>

792
00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:09,208
<i>What? Did you seriously just say she...</i>

793
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:11,666
<i>Say what, Nate?</i>

794
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,416
<i>Nate.</i>

795
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:17,166
<i>HQ...</i>

796
00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:22,208
<i>Hold that thought.</i>

797
00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:44,291
<i>I'm confused here.</i>

798
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,458
<i>We tracked an alien pod to you two,</i>

799
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:50,500
<i>but all our background searches
come up with are Red Lobster, Sephora,</i>

800
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,000
<i>Pinkberry and a website
called acnesolutions.com.</i>

801
00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:57,541
<i>What?
No, that's, uh, I've never heard of...</i>

802
00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:00,750
<i>In all my days as a Marine, a Navy Seal,</i>

803
00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,291
<i>LAPD, FBI,
and a Girl Scout Leader of the Year,</i>

804
00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:06,416
<i>I've never heard such a load of...</i>

805
00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:09,833
General, we have intruders.
They're moving to...

806
00:53:10,041 --> 00:53:11,041
<i>Moving where?</i>

807
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,625
<i>Come back, soldier!</i>

808
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,416
<i>Perimeter, report!</i>

809
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:19,708
<i>Until I know what's going on,
you will do nothing and go nowhere.</i>

810
00:53:19,791 --> 00:53:21,250
<i>- Understood?
- Let us help.</i>

811
00:53:21,333 --> 00:53:23,708
<i>Do nothing, go nowhere.</i>

812
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:29,041
<i>Who does she think she is?
They can't keep us in here.</i>

813
00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,583
<i>- There's gotta be a way out of...
- Shhh.</i>

814
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,958
<i>- I don't hear anything.
- Exactly.</i>

815
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,083
<i>It's him, Dr. Arcannis.</i>

816
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:42,250
<i>We're going for a little ride.</i>

817
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:45,000
<i>Fleech, get them
in the sport utility vehicle.</i>

818
00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:49,875
<i>Mark this day
in your planet's history, hoomans.</i>

819
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:52,666
<i>My little helpers are about to make me...</i>

820
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:56,333
<i>...the most powerful being
in the universe!</i>

821
00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:05,875
<i>What is this?</i>

822
00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:08,250
<i>They're gone.</i>

823
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:11,833
<i>- What? Sh... Should we go after them?
- And do what?</i>

824
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,916
<i>I saw the warning. But I didn't listen.</i>

825
00:54:16,291 --> 00:54:17,541
<i>I just wanted to win.</i>

826
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,000
<i>This isn't a game. It's real.</i>

827
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:24,375
<i>The whole Earth is doomed,
and it's my fault.</i>

828
00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:27,666
<i>- Come on. You are Fearless.
- No, don't call me that.</i>

829
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:31,000
<i>I'm not Fearless. I'm useless.</i>

830
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,041
<i>Just my luck. They're teethin'.</i>

831
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:58,833
<i>I'm not as tasty as I look.
Who am I kidding? I'm probably delicious.</i>

832
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:03,125
<i>No use fighting it.
There's no way out of this one.</i>

833
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:06,375
<i>I'm... I'm never gonna see my babies again.</i>

834
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:13,250
<i>I can plan a Red Cross food drive,
a homecoming dance,</i>

835
00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:16,125
<i>I can raise $8,000 to save the elephants.</i>

836
00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:19,375
<i>But this?
I'm... I'm all out of ideas, Reid.</i>

837
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
<i>This would be so much easier
if it was a video game.</i>

838
00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:34,791
<i>Wait a minute.</i>

839
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,750
<i>What if this was a video game?</i>

840
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,583
<i>What would you do?</i>

841
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:43,541
<i>I don't know.
I'd look around for tools, for power-ups.</i>

842
00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:47,166
<i>I wouldn't give up.</i>

843
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:52,500
<i>You know what? I've been living
my whole life through a screen.</i>

844
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:55,458
<i>What good is it being Fearless
in a fake world?</i>

845
00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:58,666
<i>It's time to start being Fearless
out here, where it counts.</i>

846
00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:02,208
<i>Wow. Somebody just got off the couch.</i>

847
00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,416
<i>Let's find a way outta here, huh?</i>

848
00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:09,916
<i>Wait a minute. I can't believe
I didn't think of it before.</i>

849
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,125
<i>That's a sat phone.</i>

850
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:14,416
<i>It's a super powerful walkie-talkie.</i>

851
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,375
<i>They link to satellites. NASA-level gear.</i>

852
00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,958
<i>It could boost our signal.
You can fix the communicator.</i>

853
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:23,125
<i>Yes! Now let's go stop Grinchface.</i>

854
00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:25,166
<i>Game on.</i>

855
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:30,750
<i>General. You're gonna have to trust me.
We're the good guys,</i>

856
00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:33,833
<i>- and we're gonna stop the bad guys.
- If we can catch them in time.</i>

857
00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:48,083
<i>Whoa! </i>The Obsidian.

858
00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:50,125
<i>It's even cooler in person.</i>

859
00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:51,958
<i>You can take a selfie later!</i>

860
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:54,208
<i>Watch the road!</i>

861
00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,208
<i>Whoa! Shrimp!</i>

862
00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:57,958
<i>Oh! Whoa!</i>

863
00:56:58,041 --> 00:57:00,458
<i>Didn't you say
you've ridden a motorcycle before?</i>

864
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,666
<i>- Yes, in </i>Planet Master.
<i>- What?</i>

865
00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,625
<i>Okay, it's now or never.</i>

866
00:57:18,208 --> 00:57:21,500
<i>Sorry, this is a lot different
than a rocket bike.</i>

867
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
<i>Here goes.</i>

868
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,291
<i>I think we're on.</i>

869
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:29,250
<i>Hello? Come in, Captain.
Captain, can you hear us?</i>

870
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,125
This is Lightspeed.

871
00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:32,791
<i>Good to hear your voice again.</i>

872
00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:34,166
<i>- We got him!
- Yeah!</i>

873
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:37,166
- Arcannis has your babies.
<i>- What?</i>

874
00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:39,750
<i>They're on </i>The Obsidian,
<i>but we won't let them get away.</i>

875
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:41,601
I can finally pinpoint
your location.

876
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:46,375
<i>Do not let Arcannis absorb
those babies' powers, or Earth is doomed.</i>

877
00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:48,208
<i>Okay, we can do this.</i>

878
00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:50,916
<i>I played every level.
I know every inch of that ship.</i>

879
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,250
<i>Arcannis is no match for my expert...</i>

880
00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:55,125
<i>Oh! Swallowed a bug.</i>

881
00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:09,666
<i>- Are we gonna catch them?
- Yes, we will.</i>

882
00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:14,708
<i>If we land on top of it, we can get
inside through the engine intake ports.</i>

883
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:15,625
<i>Wait, what?</i>

884
00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:18,708
<i>- Trust me, I've done this before.
- Not in real life.</i>

885
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:22,541
<i>Get ready to jump.</i>

886
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,750
<i>I will never be ready to jump!</i>

887
00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:43,583
<i>Or we can also go in this way.</i>

888
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:58,291
<i>If Fearless isn't giving up,
then neither am I.</i>

889
00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:01,958
<i>I just need a way out.</i>

890
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,208
Baby Bottle Bonus.

891
00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:08,083
<i>Wherever heroes are needed.</i>

892
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,791
<i>Fastest nipple in the galaxy. Take that!</i>

893
00:59:34,166 --> 00:59:35,666
<i>Time to pick up the kids.</i>

894
00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:42,041
<i>Oh my God.</i>

895
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:45,541
<i>What? Huh? What?</i>

896
00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:50,125
<i>Sweet George Washington.</i>

897
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,625
<i>Looks like those kids were right.</i>

898
00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:55,458
<i>- I need birds in the air now!
- Yes, ma'am.</i>

899
00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:58,500
<i>No lobster-headed space invader
gets a drop on me.</i>

900
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,541
<i>- Yes, ma'am.
- If he thinks a ray gun</i>

901
01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:03,833
<i>and pointy collar makes him
king of the moon men, well, ha.</i>

902
01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:06,916
<i>He's never tangled with the human spirit.</i>

903
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,208
<i>- Okay, I'm done.
- Yes, ma'am.</i>

904
01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:30,416
<i>Wow.</i>

905
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:33,833
<i>- Da.
- Hold on.</i>

906
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,875
<i>Oooh.</i>

907
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:38,500
<i>Good.</i>

908
01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:40,750
<i>Connect the chairs to the machine.</i>

909
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,375
<i>The absorption chamber is ready.</i>

910
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:47,166
<i>Their little powers
have blossomed so much.</i>

911
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:50,083
<i>This will be an excellent harvest.</i>

912
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:56,375
<i>The isolated gene combinations
from their DNA</i>

913
01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:59,291
<i>will be fed directly into this implant.</i>

914
01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:10,666
<i>Activate The Extrapolator.
I will be in my cocoon.</i>

915
01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:22,041
<i>Uh...</i>

916
01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:26,208
<i>No, go to the Settings menu,
then Preferences, then Power Level.</i>

917
01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:29,000
<i>Not Tools! Power Level!</i>

918
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:32,416
<i>Da da da da da da da! Da!</i>

919
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,333
<i>Ooh.</i>

920
01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,041
<i>Yes.</i>

921
01:01:57,166 --> 01:01:58,666
<i>I can feel it.</i>

922
01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:04,625
<i>So what's the plan?</i>

923
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,375
<i>You find the babies,
I'm gonna stop this ship.</i>

924
01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:10,125
<i>And how do we do that?</i>

925
01:02:10,208 --> 01:02:11,208
<i>Simple.</i>

926
01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:13,708
<i>All right, so I've memorized
the scheme of this place.</i>

927
01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:15,791
<i>You're gonna keep going
through this tunnel,</i>

928
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:19,666
<i>then you're gonna end up at a bunch
of scary mechanical objects.</i>

929
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,875
<i>Just gotta get through 'em.</i>

930
01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:25,083
<i>- That sounds dangerous.
- It is. It is.</i>

931
01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:27,291
<i>Do not touch anything, okay?</i>

932
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,083
<i>Go to Lab A, not Lab B,</i>

933
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:32,267
<i>because that's the one where he's growing
the monsters and mutating the animals.</i>

934
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:35,541
<i>I think there's a two-headed squid
in there with swords for hands.</i>

935
01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:39,309
<i>- It's okay. You'll be fine.
- I think we should switch jobs.</i>

936
01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:42,458
We can't. I'm the only one
who knows how to get past security lasers

937
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,916
<i>and the security drones</i>

938
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,083
<i>and the security bees,</i>

939
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:49,000
<i>which is not a technical term,
they're just bees.</i>

940
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:51,333
Are you serious?

941
01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:53,333
But that's a lot of bees.

942
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,750
<i>I'll sabotage the flight controls,</i>

943
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,875
<i>then I'll cut through the torture chamber
and the racquetball court,</i>

944
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:01,666
<i>and I... I don't know what else, uh...</i>

945
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:02,791
<i>Yeah?</i>

946
01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:05,541
<i>- I hate this plan.
- See you in five.</i>

947
01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:08,375
<i>We're gonna laugh about this, I promise.</i>

948
01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:17,583
- The aircraft is in sight.
- All right Jersey, stay focused.

949
01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:20,666
<i>Let's keep it tight.
There are civilians on board.</i>

950
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,958
<i>Let's fire a warning shot.</i>

951
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:29,708
<i>Huh?</i>

952
01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:32,208
This is by order
of the U.S. government.

953
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:35,041
<i>You will follow us to a landing sight
or be forced down.</i>

954
01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,041
- He's out of control!
- Break away! Break away!

955
01:03:47,916 --> 01:03:52,250
This guy's not coming down
quietly. We gotta take this thing down.

956
01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:55,625
<i>General,
we are awaiting missile authorization.</i>

957
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:04,333
<i>No, no, no, no! No!
Oh, my gosh. I found you guys.</i>

958
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:10,458
<i>I fear for my life,
but this is way better than a game.</i>

959
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:14,333
<i>Whoa.</i>

960
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:18,791
<i>Ooh.</i>

961
01:04:23,041 --> 01:04:24,250
<i>All right, hands up!</i>

962
01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:25,333
<i>Huh. Ah.</i>

963
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:26,625
<i>All of them...</i>

964
01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:28,583
<i>Where I can see them.</i>

965
01:04:28,666 --> 01:04:30,583
<i>That is all of them, right?</i>

966
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:33,666
<i>Land this ship, now.</i>

967
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,375
<i>Whoa! Oh! Yeah. More of that.</i>

968
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,041
<i>Holy guacamole! This thing's a lot of fun.</i>

969
01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:42,416
<i>Ha-ha! Whoa!</i>

970
01:04:48,666 --> 01:04:49,708
<i>You found them!</i>

971
01:04:49,791 --> 01:04:54,041
<i>So good news, bad news: The fastest way
to land this ship is to crash it.</i>

972
01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:56,916
<i>We've gotta get some place safe.
Here, take them.</i>

973
01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:03,125
Hold fire!
Someone's taking it down from the inside.

974
01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:06,708
<i>Whoa. Oh.</i>

975
01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:08,333
<i>Oh, no. No.</i>

976
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:12,125
<i>We've gotta escape.
Escape in a pod of some kind, maybe...</i>

977
01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:13,625
<i>Oh.</i>

978
01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:43,916
<i>Hang on to something!</i>

979
01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:17,166
Your pod has been deployed.

980
01:06:18,416 --> 01:06:20,125
<i>Um... thanks.</i>

981
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,375
<i>The power courses through my veins.</i>

982
01:06:45,833 --> 01:06:48,375
<i>Better, stronger,</i>

983
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,458
<i>supercharged.</i>

984
01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:56,458
<i>The poopy diaper just hit the fan.</i>

985
01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,583
<i>And poop just got real.</i>

986
01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:09,250
<i>Now that I've been freed from that
insipid game by that foolish boy,</i>

987
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:11,916
<i>I shall conquer your planet.</i>

988
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:14,500
<i>You'll have to go through me first.</i>

989
01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:16,875
<i>I see you brought an army.</i>

990
01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,458
<i>So did I.</i>

991
01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:36,375
<i>Fire!</i>

992
01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,750
<i>You are insects.</i>

993
01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,458
<i>And you will be destroyed like insects.</i>

994
01:07:50,041 --> 01:07:53,333
<i>Today I declare myself King of Earth.</i>

995
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:54,458
<i>Ugh.</i>

996
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,458
<i>First order of business,
we are changing that name.</i>

997
01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:29,416
<i>Oh, this is bad.
There's gotta be a way to stop him.</i>

998
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,750
<i>- We've gotta get these babies to safety.
- What's wrong with them?</i>

999
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:33,666
<i>I don't know.</i>

1000
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:37,291
<i>Ever since they were in that machine,
they've been totally out of it.</i>

1001
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,708
<i>Keep them safe. I have an idea.</i>

1002
01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:42,500
<i>Wait. Reid, are you crazy?</i>

1003
01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,958
<i>Be careful!</i>

1004
01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:09,375
<i>I still don't wanna die like this!
No! No! No!</i>

1005
01:09:19,583 --> 01:09:21,125
<i>What is that horrible...</i>

1006
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:25,125
<i>You mock me
with your vehicle of frozen confections?</i>

1007
01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:27,541
<i>Oh!</i>

1008
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:29,666
<i>Ah!</i>

1009
01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:39,041
<i>No!</i>

1010
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,250
<i>Ah, the boy who's been in my way.</i>

1011
01:09:43,291 --> 01:09:46,416
<i>You've got what you want now.
We're no threat to you.</i>

1012
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,791
<i>Just leave. Go master another planet.</i>

1013
01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,666
<i>Ah. There they are.</i>

1014
01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,791
<i>I wondered where the little saplings
had gone to.</i>

1015
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:59,083
<i>I'm sorry, but I think it's time I end
the Lightspeed lineage for good.</i>

1016
01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:00,833
<i>I won't let you touch them!</i>

1017
01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:03,916
<i>I will destroy anyone I please.</i>

1018
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,958
<i>Especially those babies.</i>

1019
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:07,291
<i>Now step aside!</i>

1020
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:10,125
<i>- Not gonna happen, green beans.
- Huh?</i>

1021
01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:13,500
<i>I made this mess,
and it's up to me to clean it up.</i>

1022
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,875
<i>And if that means standing in your way,
no matter what…</i>

1023
01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:19,125
<i>That's what I'm gonna do.</i>

1024
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:25,750
<i>Wow, that was quite a speech.
What are you gonna do, gamer boy?</i>

1025
01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:28,083
<i>Shoot me down with a speech?</i>

1026
01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:30,375
<i>It was inspiring.</i>

1027
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,833
<i>I begin my reign with a show of force.</i>

1028
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:34,416
<i>Ah.</i>

1029
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:38,083
<i>An example to those
who would dare cross me.</i>

1030
01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:43,458
<i>Any more pathetic attempts
at being a hero will be crushed.</i>

1031
01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:48,291
<i>Crushed to dust.</i>

1032
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:54,250
<i>So you will learn the meaning</i>

1033
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,583
<i>of being fearless.</i>

1034
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,500
<i>Ah!</i>

1035
01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:02,208
<i>What?</i>

1036
01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:07,750
<i>Kira!</i>

1037
01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:11,458
<i>Ah! It's not possible!</i>

1038
01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:14,333
<i>She's breaking through the barrier!</i>

1039
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,333
<i>Wow.</i>

1040
01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:23,958
<i>Ah!</i>

1041
01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:25,041
<i>Oh! Whoa!</i>

1042
01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,458
<i>Reid!</i>

1043
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:29,291
<i>Whoa!</i>

1044
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:32,458
<i>- Titus?
- Goo-goo-ga.</i>

1045
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:35,000
<i>The voice of Vin Diesel.</i>

1046
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:39,833
<i>- High five.
- High five.</i>

1047
01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:49,000
<i>♪ </i>Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like<i> ♪</i>

1048
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:53,166
<i>♪ Yeah, have no fear</i>
<i>All you really gotta feel is</i> ♪

1049
01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:56,458
<i>♪ Help me when I focus</i>
<i>Tonight I'm feeling fearless...</i> ♪

1050
01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:59,500
<i>They got 'em on the run people! Attack!</i>

1051
01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:05,583
<i>You glow, girl.</i>

1052
01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,666
<i>Wee!</i>

1053
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,333
<i>Yeah, Kira!</i>

1054
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,583
<i>♪ They hatin' on me
Can't stress you ♪</i>

1055
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,666
<i>♪ We celebratin'
It's a magic moment ♪</i>

1056
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,750
<i>♪ And the moment sit like magic on it ♪</i>

1057
01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:24,125
<i>♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪</i>

1058
01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,416
<i>♪ Do</i>-<i>Don't be scared</i>
<i>I got just what you like ♪</i>

1059
01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:30,625
<i>♪ Have no fear</i>
<i>All you really gotta feel is...</i> ♪

1060
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,625
<i>Wow. A natural-born gamer.</i>

1061
01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:37,625
<i>Hop in. Let's do some damage.</i>

1062
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:47,541
<i>Yeah you better run. Little toad.</i>

1063
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:09,291
<i>Oh, no! Make it stop!</i>

1064
01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:17,791
<i>Ah!</i>

1065
01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:21,416
<i>She can just do everything now, can't she?</i>

1066
01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:24,666
<i>There's something on Arcannis's neck.</i>

1067
01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:27,958
<i>If we take that out,
I think we take his power.</i>

1068
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:31,208
<i>- She doesn't understand.
- Yes, she does.</i>

1069
01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:35,166
<i>You've got your daddy's eyes.
And they shoot lightning death blasts.</i>

1070
01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:37,833
<i>So just remember what he taught you.
You got this.</i>

1071
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:45,458
<i>Oh!</i>

1072
01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:46,750
<i>Ah!</i>

1073
01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:54,958
<i>Ah!</i>

1074
01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,791
<i>Huh? Ah!</i>

1075
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:10,583
<i>Ooh!</i>

1076
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:16,458
<i>No!</i>

1077
01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:17,416
<i>Yes!</i>

1078
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,875
<i>Bullseye.</i>

1079
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,083
<i>I can feel the power leaving.</i>

1080
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:27,375
<i>You can't steal superpowers.</i>

1081
01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,250
<i>No! No!</i>

1082
01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,333
<i>Noooo!</i>

1083
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,208
<i>No!</i>

1084
01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:51,583
<i>Better late than never!</i>

1085
01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,416
<i>Boy, that's a horrible catchphrase.
Strike that.</i>

1086
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,166
<i>Captain! You're here!</i>

1087
01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:04,125
<i>Hmm.</i>

1088
01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:10,333
<i>You know what, frog face?
You made me miss Crabfest.</i>

1089
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,583
<i>I haven't missed Crabfest in seven years.</i>

1090
01:15:12,666 --> 01:15:15,500
<i>So I'm not in a good mood at all.</i>

1091
01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,708
<i>Hey, she's good. What game is she from?</i>

1092
01:15:21,791 --> 01:15:23,625
<i>No, she's all real.</i>

1093
01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:27,500
<i>I'm here to assist, general.</i>

1094
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,958
<i>These must be your kids.</i>

1095
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:33,208
<i>Seems like things are… well in hand.</i>

1096
01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:36,583
<i>Ooh!</i>

1097
01:15:37,458 --> 01:15:38,916
<i>Ooh! Ee!</i>

1098
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,000
<i>Where's Kira?</i>

1099
01:15:41,416 --> 01:15:43,083
<i>She's the one without any...</i>

1100
01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:44,916
<i>powers.</i>

1101
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:47,125
<i>Dada!</i>

1102
01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:49,708
<i>Hey. You got 'em.</i>

1103
01:15:51,916 --> 01:15:53,333
<i>Dada!</i>

1104
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:56,708
<i>- They grow up so fast.
- Hmm.</i>

1105
01:15:56,791 --> 01:15:59,750
<i>Where's the pacifier?
It's time to calm them down.</i>

1106
01:15:59,833 --> 01:16:03,625
<i>Um... no pacifiers.
Does anyone have any Lionel Richie?</i>

1107
01:16:03,708 --> 01:16:06,166
<i>I got a Commodores album in my car.</i>

1108
01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,916
<i>Not the same thing, private.</i>

1109
01:16:08,416 --> 01:16:12,041
<i>You! Play some Lionel Richie
like your life depended on it.</i>

1110
01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:14,333
<i>Wouldn't be the first time.</i>

1111
01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:19,625
<i>♪ All night All night ♪</i>

1112
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,708
<i>♪ All night long ♪</i>

1113
01:16:21,791 --> 01:16:23,791
<i>♪ All night All night ♪</i>

1114
01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:26,041
<i>♪ All night long ♪</i>

1115
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:28,250
<i>♪ All night All night ♪</i>

1116
01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:30,416
<i>♪ All night long... ♪</i>

1117
01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,916
<i>- We don't need an ambulance.
- How about some blankets?</i>

1118
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,666
<i>- What for?
- I don't know.</i>

1119
01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,166
<i>We just always give you blankets.</i>

1120
01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:43,500
<i>You know, this was a crazy weekend,</i>

1121
01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:46,083
<i>but it might've been
the best one of my life.</i>

1122
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,708
<i>Really? It wasn't on your schedule.</i>

1123
01:16:49,916 --> 01:16:52,250
<i>I think you kinda owe me a crab dinner.</i>

1124
01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:54,083
<i>- Yeah?
- Yeah.</i>

1125
01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,541
<i>All right. You got it.</i>

1126
01:16:57,583 --> 01:17:00,708
<i>But we still never got
to that science project.</i>

1127
01:17:00,791 --> 01:17:03,833
<i>Hey, you two.
I think you might have dropped this.</i>

1128
01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,333
<i>Or maybe we did.</i>

1129
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:08,916
<i>Wow.</i>

1130
01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:13,291
<i>It is perfect. And nothing like I planned.</i>

1131
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:15,583
<i>Thank you, Fearless.</i>

1132
01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:18,666
<i>You saved the day when I couldn't.
Not everyone would've done that.</i>

1133
01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:23,333
<i>A few days ago, I wouldn't have done that.
The real world is a whole new level.</i>

1134
01:17:23,416 --> 01:17:25,958
<i>I couldn't have gotten here
without help from Buckethead.</i>

1135
01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,125
<i>Wait a second. Buckethead?</i>

1136
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,916
<i>Oh. You guys know each other?</i>

1137
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:33,041
- What's up, Reid?
<i>- What? How?</i>

1138
01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:35,083
You know I got your back.

1139
01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:37,625
<i>Who do you think
got him his Baby Bottle Bonus?</i>

1140
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:40,500
<i>I guess we've finished
the final level together, Elliot.</i>

1141
01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:42,708
We sure did. We did it together.

1142
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:45,000
<i>Fearless and the Finisher.</i>

1143
01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:47,416
<i>Bye, Xander.</i>

1144
01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,708
<i>Think happy thoughts.</i>

1145
01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:55,125
<i>Titus. One for the road?</i>

1146
01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:56,708
<i>Oh.</i>

1147
01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:00,625
<i>And you.</i>

1148
01:18:00,916 --> 01:18:02,875
<i>Oh.</i>

1149
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,916
<i>- Hmm.
- I'll miss you.</i>

1150
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:10,791
<i>Ah.</i>

1151
01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:19,083
<i>Hang on to that, you two,</i>
<i>in case we need </i>you <i>again.</i>

1152
01:18:19,541 --> 01:18:23,375
<i>- Where you headed next?
- Wherever heroes are needed.</i>

1153
01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:53,875
<i>Can you believe we got an A+
on our science project?</i>

1154
01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:54,958
<i>That's a relief.</i>

1155
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:58,833
<i>Otherwise my parents never would've
forgiven me for trashing the house.</i>

1156
01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:01,333
<i>And we finally got our date.</i>

1157
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:05,291
<i>We really bent the laws of reality
this weekend.</i>

1158
01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:08,958
<i>What if we're just characters
in someone else's game?</i>

1159
01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:11,125
<i>I hardly know what's real anymore.</i>

1160
01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,666
<i>This? This is real enough for me.</i>

1161
01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,041
<i>Game on, Fearless!</i>

1162
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,833
<i>Looks like we're taking it
to the next level.</i>

1163
01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:54,250
<i>♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪</i>

1164
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:57,625
<i>♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like ♪</i>

1165
01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:01,875
{\an8}<i>♪ Yeah, have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪</i>

1166
01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:06,541
{\an8}<i>♪ Help me when I fall
Yeah, tonight I'm feeling fearless ♪</i>

1167
01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:57,208
{\an8}<i>♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪</i>

1168
01:20:57,291 --> 01:21:01,208
{\an8}<i>♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah ♪</i>

1169
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:04,750
<i>♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪</i>

1170
01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:09,625
<i>♪ Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless ♪</i>

1171
01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:12,916
{\an8}<i>♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪</i>

1172
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,833
{\an8}<i>♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah ♪</i>

1173
01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:20,500
{\an8}<i>♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪</i>

1174
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:25,125
{\an8}<i>♪ Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless ♪</i>

1175
01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:15,875
<i>♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪</i>

1176
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:19,875
<i>♪ </i>Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah<i> ♪</i>

1177
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:23,458
<i>♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪</i>

1178
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:28,125
<i>♪ </i>Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless<i> ♪</i>

1179
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:31,583
<i>♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪</i>

1180
01:22:31,666 --> 01:22:35,625
<i>♪ </i>Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah<i> ♪</i>

1181
01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:39,208
{\an8}<i>♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪</i>

1182
01:22:39,291 --> 01:22:43,916
<i>♪ </i>Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless<i> ♪</i>

1183
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:47,375
<i>♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪</i>

1184
01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:51,500
<i>♪ </i>Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah<i> ♪</i>

1185
01:22:51,583 --> 01:22:54,916
<i>♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪</i>

1186
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,666
<i>♪ </i>Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless<i> ♪</i>

1187
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:26,500
<i>♪ </i>Take a picture
It might last longer<i> ♪</i>

1188
01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:29,000
<i>♪ </i>When the DJ play the last song<i> ♪</i>

1189
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:31,333
<i>♪ </i>Over ♪

1190
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:33,458
<i>♪ For the night ♪</i>

1191
01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:37,458
<i>♪ </i>I hope your picture filled
With real homies ♪

1192
01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:39,958
<i>♪ 'Cause real homies feel real homely ♪</i>

1193
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,875
<i>♪ </i>Till it's over<i> ♪</i>

1194
01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:44,291
<i>♪ </i>That's the life<i> ♪</i>

1195
01:23:56,208 --> 01:23:58,500
<i>♪ </i>Take a picture
It might last longer<i> ♪</i>

1196
01:23:58,916 --> 01:24:00,916
<i>♪ </i>When the DJ play the last song<i> ♪</i>

1197
01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:03,208
<i>♪ </i>Over<i> ♪</i>

1198
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:05,500
<i>♪ </i>For the night<i> ♪</i>

1199
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:09,500
<i>♪ </i>I hope your picture's filled
With real homies<i> ♪</i>

1200
01:24:09,583 --> 01:24:11,958
<i>♪ 'Cause real homies feel real homely ♪</i>

1201
01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:13,875
<i>♪ </i>Till it's over <i>♪</i>

1202
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:16,166
<i>♪ </i>That's the life<i> ♪</i>

1203
01:28:57,208 --> 01:28:58,958
Bye-bye.