Stickyfur

Session Start: Thu Sep 18 20:01:52 2008
Session Ident: #STORYTIME
03[20:01] * Now talking in #STORYTIME
[20:01] <@Coyote> Wll shit
03[20:02] * Mitchell_Henderson (captainale@sux-66F4A1EE.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #STORYTIME
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[20:02] <Wearfe> STORYTIME!!
15[20:02] <Viral> whoo
[20:02] <Mitchell_Henderson> SOME PEOPLE ARE MISSING.
[20:02] <Mitchell_Henderson> INFORM THE MASSES.
06[20:02] * @Coyote pokes the @ next to his name
15[20:02] <Viral> HEY GIMME ONE OF THOSE
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[20:02] <ShasOFaiz> wut
06[20:03] * Daeren MAKES SOME FUCKING POPCORN
[20:03] <ShasOFaiz> Mitch maybe you'd better get on the radio
06[20:03] * Maximillion agrees with popcorn
[20:03] <Mitchell_Henderson> LOL SURE.
[20:03] <ShasOFaiz> for epic story time
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15[20:03] <Viral> BUT
03[20:03] * Hoooks (hooks@sux-FECC3B1C.chy-wy.client.bresnan.net) has joined #STORYTIME
15[20:03] <Viral> i don't have radio on this computer
03[20:03] * Ark (reiduran@sux-C04BEE32.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined #STORYTIME
[20:03] <Mitchell_Henderson> NIGGAS BE JOINING FROM EVERYWHERE
[20:03] <ShasOFaiz> no one's using it ATM
15[20:04] <Viral> Say it with type please
[20:04] <@Coyote> Oh yeah, I can global out of nowhere, lol
[20:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> Typing games is cool.
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[20:04] <Fatum> Let's voice Mitchell_Henderson and devoice everyone else, should we?
03[20:04] * Ayda (blue@sux-BF014587.tukw.qwest.net) has joined #STORYTIME
15[20:04] <Viral> yes
[20:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> No need.
[20:04] <@Coyote> YES FATUM
[20:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> JEAN GET OUT NO GIRLS ALOUD
[20:04] <Daeren> HAI JEEN
[20:04] <Ark> FUCK YES I WANT TO HEAR A STORY
[20:04] <Ralewyn> Wait
[20:04] <Ralewyn> Voice where
15[20:04] <Viral> not you rale
[20:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> Voice means you all can't type and shit.
03[20:04] * Retrieving #STORYTIME modes...
[20:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> Like, if you type something and hit enter, it won't show up in the chat.
03[20:05] * OrkKaptin (OrkKaptin@sux-82723658.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) has joined #STORYTIME
06[20:05] * OrkKaptin listens.
06[20:05] * @Coyote sits cross legged and sips juice from a box
[20:05] <Ralewyn> I thought it meant you were in teemspeek ;-;
[20:05] <Wearfe> no teamspeak
[20:05] <Ark> mitch where are you telling story
[20:05] <Ark> where
[20:05] <ShasOFaiz> TS later
[20:05] <Mitchell_Henderson> Here.
[20:05] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'll tell it over TS later, I guess.
[20:05] <Mitchell_Henderson> ALSO JEAN GET OUT NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
[20:06] <@Coyote> If everyone will shut up and let him
15[20:06] <Viral> YEAH SHUT UP
[20:06] <Mitchell_Henderson> Okay.
[20:06] <Mitchell_Henderson> So today.
[20:06] <Mitchell_Henderson> Was probably one of the worst days of my life.
[20:06] <Hoooks> :(
03[20:06] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #STORYTIME
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> Because I had a shitload of work today.
[20:07] <@Coyote> :3
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> And just, fucking.
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> Everything was going wrong.
03[20:07] * Ranbar (Centy@sux-4E2C3C2B.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #STORYTIME
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> And fucking, a guy almost dying on me.
[20:07] <Hoooks> D:
[20:07] <@Coyote> D:
15[20:07] <Viral> :[
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> Because his night nurse gave him the wrong medication.
15[20:07] <Viral> D:
[20:07] <Daeren> :|
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> When she WASN'T EVEN ON HER SHIFT
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> GWRHGFFGH
[20:07] <Hoooks> :|
[20:07] <@Coyote> FIRED
[20:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> When I'm on /MY FUCKING SHIFT/
[20:08] <Mitchell_Henderson> YOU DO NOT WALK INTO MY PATIENT'S ROOM
[20:08] <Mitchell_Henderson> AND GIVE HIM THE WRONG MEDICATION
[20:08] <Ralewyn> D:
[20:08] <Ark> ... what.
03[20:08] * The_Littlest_Emo (only.lurki@B7344DF3.EA02A7A9.69A0EF63.IP) has joined #STORYTIME
[20:08] <Ark> I'm sure that's all kinds of illegal
[20:08] <Wearfe> is mitchell gonna have to choke a bitch? D:
[20:08] <Mitchell_Henderson> She's on notice.
[20:08] <The_Littlest_Emo> !dm9000 lastlines 50
[20:08] <Mitchell_Henderson> It's not illegal, just stupid and against da rules.
15[20:08] <Viral> how's the guy?
[20:08] <The_Littlest_Emo> !dm9000 lastline 50
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[20:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> He's fine now.
06[20:09] * LinaInverse hides in a corner
[20:09] <Ark> good :<
[20:09] <The_Littlest_Emo> !dm9001 lastline 50
[20:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> He's the guy who routinely gives out high fives.
[20:09] <The_Littlest_Emo> Fuck >_<
[20:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> Like a felon,
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[20:09] <The_Littlest_Emo> !dm9001 lastlines 50
15[20:09] <Viral> lastlines #50
[20:09] <@Coyote> use the #50
[20:09] <Ayda> (try #50)
[20:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> Dude gives out highfives like it was liquid sex.
[20:09] <The_Littlest_Emo> !dm9001 lastlines #50
[20:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> JEAN GET OUT
[20:09] <The_Littlest_Emo> Thanks.
[20:09] <Ranbar> oh hey mitch
[20:09] <Ranbar> yeah, we had problems with a hospital recently as well
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[20:09] <Ayda> :<
[20:09] <Ranbar> one of our clients well
[20:09] <Ranbar> FIRST
[20:10] <Mitchell_Henderson> Ranbar, go ahead.
[20:10] <Mitchell_Henderson> I wanna hear this.
[20:10] <Ranbar> the hospital didn't sever the umbilical cord of her newborn fast enough
15[20:10] <Viral> D:
[20:10] <Ranbar> resulting in it almost being strangled
[20:10] <@Coyote> D:
[20:10] <Ranbar> by it
15[20:10] <Viral> D:>
[20:10] <Hoooks> D:
[20:10] <ShasOFaiz> O SHI
[20:10] <Daeren> :|
[20:10] <Mitchell_Henderson> oh motherfuck.
[20:10] <Ranbar> THEN
[20:10] <ShasOFaiz> Ranbar witnessed the secret ending to Butterfly Effect
[20:10] <@Coyote> D:}
[20:10] <Ranbar> they didn't flush her out resulting in some placenta remaining in her
[20:10] <Daeren> 4:|
15[20:10] <Viral> aw
[20:10] <Ranbar> THEN, they gave her a dirty needle
15[20:10] <Viral> :\
[20:10] <@Coyote> wtf
[20:10] <Daeren> 4>:|
[20:11] <Mitchell_Henderson> %|
15[20:11] <Viral> ;~;
[20:11] <Hoooks> 4:1|
[20:11] <Ranbar> and we're telling her how to file a malpractice suit
[20:11] <Mitchell_Henderson> NURSE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
[20:11] <@Coyote> 4D:<
[20:11] <Mitchell_Henderson> Ranbar, I will fucking HELP YOU OUT MAN.
[20:11] <Mitchell_Henderson> That shit's unprofessional.
[20:11] <Ranbar> she doesn't have any money, but I'm sure there's plenty of lawyers that would still take that on
[20:11] <ShasOFaiz> This summer
[20:11] <@Coyote> Oh hell yes
[20:11] <ShasOFaiz> One Woman
[20:11] <Ark> That's really fucking nasty, ran.
[20:11] <Wearfe> how...with...what...HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THEIR LICENSE TO PRACTICE MEDICINE!?
[20:11] <ShasOFaiz> screwed over by the system
[20:11] <ShasOFaiz> is gonna get HELP
[20:11] <ShasOFaiz> Ranbar & Henderson
15[20:11] <Viral> IN A WORLD THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT STRANGLING BABIES
[20:11] <Ranbar> Mitch: what's the nastiest ghetto hospital in Atlanta?
[20:12] <@Coyote> Any litigation lawyer would jump at 10% of that
[20:12] <Ralewyn> I thought we were hearing about dehydrated furfags
[20:12] <Mitchell_Henderson> Grady vs. Southern Memorial.
[20:12] <Mitchell_Henderson> Take your pick, they're equally as bad.
[20:12] <@Coyote> We have a Grady in this town
[20:12] <Ranbar> ah
[20:12] <@Coyote> Man fuck, it's Mcdonalds for dirty needles
[20:12] <Ranbar> is either one of them a megahospital
[20:12] <Mitchell_Henderson> Grady is.
[20:12] <Ranbar> with 10s of thousands of beds?
[20:12] <Ranbar> yeah
03[20:12] * Coyote changes topic to 'SHUT UP'
[20:13] <Ranbar> our equivilant to Grady is Parkland
[20:13] <Mitchell_Henderson> In Teaxs?
[20:13] <Mitchell_Henderson> Texas.
[20:13] <Mitchell_Henderson> Wieners.
[20:13] <Ranbar> in dallas
[20:13] <Mitchell_Henderson> HA HA HA HA FUCK
[20:13] <OrkKaptin> Heee. Wieners.
[20:13] <@Coyote> Someone getting logs?
15[20:13] <Viral> on it
[20:13] <Mitchell_Henderson> You couldn't pay me $6000 a week to work there.
15[20:13] * Viral throws down some logs
06[20:13] * Mitchell_Henderson chops down some trees.
[20:13] <Ranbar> ugh, one of those places
06[20:13] * @Coyote lites them on fire
15[20:14] * Viral shows off his coyote calls
15[20:14] <Viral> AWOOOOO
06[20:14] * OrkKaptin throws some Fungus Beer and laughs at the fireball.
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> Ranbar: Parkland's reputation is nation wide.
15[20:14] <Viral> WOOOOoooOOOOoooooo
06[20:14] * @Coyote howls back
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> OKAY Y'ALL
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> STOP
[20:14] <Ranbar> ....wow
[20:14] <OrkKaptin> @Viral: Don't attract any furries.
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> FURRY TIME
15[20:14] <Viral> ahahahaha
[20:14] <The_Littlest_Emo> NO DAD, NO!
[20:14] <Ranbar> that bad?
[20:14] <Daeren> :|
[20:14] <OrkKaptin> IT'S HERETICAL FURRY TIME!
03[20:14] * Coyote changes topic to 'MITCH TELLING STORY'
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> Ranbar: ha ha ha yeah.
[20:14] <Ranbar> hahaha, yeah it's pretty uh...yeah
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> I know brah.
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> Anyways.
[20:14] <Mitchell_Henderson> So I'm just chillaxing.
[20:15] <Mitchell_Henderson> Taking a break from my SHITTY DAY.
[20:15] <Mitchell_Henderson> And doing some paper work and preparing for my lab hours later.
[20:15] <Mitchell_Henderson> Then suddenly I hear
[20:15] <Mitchell_Henderson> "WE'RE GOING TO NEED A SAW!"
[20:15] <ShasOFaiz> D:
[20:15] <ShasOFaiz> :D
[20:15] <Wearfe> :D!
[20:15] <@Coyote> O_O
[20:15] <Mitchell_Henderson> And I'm like, what the fucking fuck.
[20:15] <Daeren> hahaha
[20:15] <ShasOFaiz> "Mack wants a chainsaw!" "MACK WANTS A WHAT?!"
[20:15] <Ark> a... a saw.
[20:15] <Ark> what.
15[20:16] <Viral> Purge it with fire?
[20:16] <Mitchell_Henderson> I see a friend of mine who works in the ER.
[20:16] <Mitchell_Henderson> Running through the halls screaming for a fucking saw.
06[20:16] * @Coyote facepalms and shrinks a little
[20:16] <Daeren> was he a turtle furry or something?
[20:16] <Ralewyn> BOOONESAAAWWWW IS READYYY
[20:16] <@Coyote> HE'S GETTING THERE
[20:16] <Mitchell_Henderson> Run over, ask him if he needs assistance and he says "Hell, we need people to LIFT this motherfucker."
[20:16] <@Coyote> D:
[20:16] <Ralewyn> Oh dear god
[20:16] <Daeren> that never ends well.
[20:16] <Mitchell_Henderson> "We have two construction workers down there carrying this guy."
[20:17] <@Coyote> That never starts well
[20:17] <Mitchell_Henderson> Run down there, confused as fuckl
[20:17] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'M LIKE
[20:17] <Mitchell_Henderson> Well
[20:17] <Mitchell_Henderson> Either he's horribly mangled into a bike or a golfcart or something
[20:17] <Mitchell_Henderson> orrrrrr
[20:17] <Mitchell_Henderson> it's an alien
[20:17] <Mitchell_Henderson> Like from Independence Day.
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> Turns out
[20:18] <Hoooks> alien golf cart wheeee
15[20:18] <Viral> hahaha
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was a 300 pound man in a 700 pound fursuit.
[20:18] <Hoooks> :O
[20:18] <Maximillion> Wat
[20:18] <ProfessorCirno> Hahahahaha
[20:18] <@Coyote> >:O
[20:18] <Ayda> pffff
[20:18] <Daeren> WHAT
15[20:18] <Viral> ah lairdie
[20:18] <Maximillion> What the FUCK was he?!
[20:18] <Ranbar> .......................................................................
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> He was
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> A cat.
[20:18] <Daeren> HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
[20:18] <Daeren> WHAT
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> NO WAIT
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> NO
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> He was a Cat/Dragon HYBRID.
06[20:18] * @Coyote is now googling newspapers from Mitch's area to see if there's pics
[20:18] <Daeren> :|
[20:18] <Mitchell_Henderson> With fucking WINGS.
15[20:18] <Viral> so he built it out of paper mache?
[20:18] <Ranbar> was the suit motorized?
[20:18] <@Coyote> WINGS
15[20:19] <Viral> or metal
[20:19] <Hoooks> >Cat/Dragon HYBRID
[20:19] <Hoooks> WAT
[20:19] <Hoooks> :|
[20:19] <Daeren> 4:|
[20:19] <Mitchell_Henderson> Coyote: You're not going to find it.
[20:19] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'm not even supposed to be telling you all about this.
[20:19] <Maximillion> How the fuck did the dragcat costume weigh 700 pounds?!
[20:19] <@Coyote> Somehow that comforts me
[20:19] <Hoooks> 4:|
[20:19] <Ranbar> do you mean 70 lbs?
15[20:19] <Viral> Mitch: tell us about your friend
[20:19] <@Coyote> hahaha, this is so going on /b/
[20:19] <Mitchell_Henderson> Did I say the suit weight 700?
15[20:19] <Viral> who works in the hospital
[20:19] <OrkKaptin> Holy fuck.
15[20:19] <Viral> and witnessed this
[20:19] <Ralewyn> Yeah
15[20:19] <Viral> yeah
[20:19] <Ralewyn> 7000
[20:19] <OrkKaptin> You know, every so often I see people like this and I lol.
[20:19] <Mitchell_Henderson> He works in the ER.
[20:19] <OrkKaptin> I
[20:19] <Mitchell_Henderson> Oh WHAT
[20:19] <Ralewyn> 700
[20:19] <Mitchell_Henderson> WHAT
15[20:19] <Viral> 7 million pounds
[20:20] <OrkKaptin> have studied the furries, and my conclusion is as follows:
[20:20] <Mitchell_Henderson> No, total weight was around 500-600.
[20:20] <Mitchell_Henderson> Sorry.
[20:20] <Daeren> ah.
[20:20] <Ranbar> that's soo much better
[20:20] <@Coyote> Man
[20:20] <Hoooks> jesus
[20:20] <Daeren> so he was wearing a 300 pound suit then.
[20:20] <Ranbar> anyways, proveed
[20:20] <OrkKaptin> Original Character: 5%.
[20:20] <Wearfe> ...
[20:20] <OrkKaptin> Cat/Dog/Stupid Hybrid: 95%.
[20:20] <Wearfe> ohgodwhy :<
[20:20] <Daeren> HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MOVE IN THREE HUNDRED POUND SUITS
[20:20] <Ralewyn> DON'T HURT MY FURSUIT YOU FURSECUTORS ;-;
[20:20] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was kinda like those robots from Sakura Taisen.
[20:20] <Ralewyn> Lolwat
[20:20] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was fucking huge.
[20:20] <Ayda> :awesome:
[20:21] <Ayda> DID YOU SAW HIM OUT
15[20:21] <Viral> was it made of metal?
[20:21] <Ralewyn> Wing Zero is my fursona.
[20:21] <Maximillion> Is it wrong that I think he should be purged in the name of the Emperor?
[20:21] <Mitchell_Henderson> Out of the suit?
[20:21] <@Coyote> Yes
[20:21] <Mitchell_Henderson> I had to see them get out a circular saw
[20:21] <Daeren> what
[20:21] <Mitchell_Henderson> To cut a hole in the suit.
[20:21] <ShasOFaiz> The Ordo Fureticus will likely be investigating
[20:21] <OrkKaptin> Oh wow.
[20:21] <Hoooks> >HUGE FUCKING FURSUIT >GEORGIA >SUMMER
[20:21] <Mitchell_Henderson> Because we couldn't find the zipper amongst all the fur and scales.
[20:21] <Hoooks> :|
[20:21] <Mitchell_Henderson> I know brah.
[20:21] <Mitchell_Henderson> I know.
[20:21] <Daeren> :|
[20:21] <Ralewyn> >Ordo Fureticus
[20:21] <Ralewyn> What the fuck.
[20:21] <@Coyote> He was out cold?
[20:22] <Daeren> so was he wearing this for shits, or was there a con
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> Heat Exhaustion.
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> OH HO HO HO.
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> It gets better.
15[20:22] <Viral> :D
[20:22] <@Coyote> Oh god
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> Lots of nurses and the two construction workers complained afterwards about how sticky the fur was.
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> %DDDDDDDDDDDD
[20:22] <Ralewyn> inb4 he flips shis shit for them destroying his fursuit
[20:22] <Daeren> .......OH GOD
[20:22] <Hoooks> D:
[20:22] <Ralewyn> OH GOD
[20:22] <Ralewyn> OH GOD
[20:22] <Daeren> OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
[20:22] <Ralewyn> AAARRRRRGH
[20:22] <Hoooks> DO NOT WANT
[20:22] <@Coyote> I feel like dying of embarrassment for this person already
[20:22] <Maximillion> 0,1SQUAD BROKEN
[20:22] <Hoooks> AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
[20:22] <Daeren> SQUAD FUCKING BROKEN
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> And after getting this guy out
[20:22] <Ayda> D:
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> We found the zipper for his
[20:22] <Daeren> id chop my fucking hands off
[20:22] <Mitchell_Henderson> uhm
[20:23] <Mitchell_Henderson> His LOL PENIS
[20:23] <Ralewyn> OH GOD
[20:23] <Ralewyn> DON'T
[20:23] <Maximillion> Dong?
[20:23] <Ralewyn> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
15[20:23] <Viral> SHUSH
[20:23] <Ralewyn> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:23] <Daeren> it was teeny wasnt it
[20:23] <Ranbar> where did they even get two construction guys to help out?
[20:23] <@Coyote> He probably didn't cle- You know what, there's no making this better
[20:23] <Mitchell_Henderson> Two guys were doing construction outside his house.
[20:23] <Mitchell_Henderson> Paving.
[20:23] <Daeren> im surprised they didnt beat the shit out of him
[20:23] <Daeren> being MANLY MEN in georgia
[20:23] <ShasOFaiz> wait
[20:23] <Maximillion> FURRY CAT/DRAGON SHUNNED FROM CONSTUCTION SITE: HEAT STROKE WHILE HUMPING AN ALLY CAT
[20:23] <Ranbar> ....so he just passed out in front of his suit?
[20:23] <Maximillion> NEWS AT 11
[20:23] <ShasOFaiz> he was just at his house?
[20:23] <ShasOFaiz> and not at a con?
[20:23] <Mitchell_Henderson> Yes.
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> Let me finish telling the story.
[20:24] <Ralewyn> ffffffffffffffffffffffff
15[20:24] <Viral> SHUSH
[20:24] <Daeren> okay.
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> So.
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> We manage to get this guy on a stretcher.
[20:24] <@Coyote> As soon as I figure out devoice I fucking swear
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> And into the ER.
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> Where we're trying to find a zipper
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> or a flap
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> or SOMETHING.
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> But we're dicking through inches of fur
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> and these fucking scales
[20:24] <Mitchell_Henderson> fuck the scales fuck them
[20:24] <@Coyote> Scales?
[20:24] <Daeren> why didnt you just kill him
[20:25] <Ayda> SHHH
[20:25] <@Coyote> >Hospital
15[20:25] <Viral> SHUSH
[20:25] <Ralewyn> Why were the scales so bad Mitch
[20:25] <Maximillion> Stickyness
[20:25] <Mitchell_Henderson> No.
[20:25] <Mitchell_Henderson> The fur was sticky.
06[20:25] * Daeren twitches.
[20:25] <Mitchell_Henderson> One most of the scales on his
[20:26] <LinaInverse> ALLY CAT
[20:26] <Mitchell_Henderson> hindquarters.
[20:26] <Mitchell_Henderson> Were the names of the furries he had yiffed with.
[20:26] <Ralewyn> FFFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:26] <Daeren> :|
[20:26] <Ralewyn> FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:26] <Ralewyn> FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:26] <Ralewyn> FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:26] <Daeren> they wrote. their names. on his ass.
15[20:26] <Viral> :o
[20:26] <Maximillion> Oh god
[20:26] <Mitchell_Henderson> This was a 300 pound dude in a female cat/dragon hybrid fursuit.
[20:26] <Maximillion> PURGE US
[20:26] <The_Littlest_Emo> So he was a bottom, then.
[20:26] <Maximillion> WE ARE TAINTED
[20:26] <Ark> what the everliving fuck.
[20:26] <Daeren> wait, he was in a FEMALE suit!?
[20:26] <Ralewyn> AAAAAASSSSS AAAAAAAASSSSS AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
15[20:26] <Viral> 8.
[20:26] <Mitchell_Henderson> Yes.
[20:26] <@Coyote> I got the impressionhe added a scale for each after carving their name into it
[20:26] <OrkKaptin> Dear gods.
15[20:26] <Viral> 8`
[20:27] <Mitchell_Henderson> I think he was aiming to get all his scales named.
[20:27] <Daeren> MITCHELL HOW HAVE YOU NOT GONE INSANE AND RUN SCREAMING TO THE SAFETY OF A NEW DARK AGE!?
[20:27] <OrkKaptin> PURGE THE SLAANESHI TAINT
06[20:27] * Hoooks murders his eyes out.
[20:27] <Mitchell_Henderson> Because honestly.
[20:27] <Mitchell_Henderson> I've seen worse.
[20:27] <Ralewyn> For added rage
[20:27] <Daeren> HOW?
[20:27] <Ranbar> yeah
[20:27] <Ralewyn> What were the names?
[20:27] <Ranbar> this is UNIQUE
[20:27] <Ranbar> but not the worst
[20:27] <Mitchell_Henderson> Ranbar knows what I'm talking about.
[20:27] <Daeren> i know, but if this isnt the worst, this means hes seen WORSE and survived
[20:27] <Daeren> so the question is still valid
[20:27] <Ayda> SHHH
[20:27] <Daeren> shhing
[20:27] <Ayda> STORY
[20:28] <Mitchell_Henderson> Jean, why are you still here?
[20:28] <Maximillion> This man is a fucking Imquisitional Stormtrooper
[20:28] <Maximillion> Get this man like 5 medels
[20:28] <Mitchell_Henderson> MEDAAAAAAAAAAALS.
[20:28] <Ayda> because I like stories?
[20:28] <Maximillion> atleast the size of a baby
[20:28] <Mitchell_Henderson> JEAN DRAW ME SOME HORSES
15[20:28] <Viral> <Mitchell_Henderson> Were the names of the furries he had yiffed with.
[20:29] <Mitchell_Henderson> He had most of his ass covered.
[20:29] <Ranbar> also: viral off topic, but is your D&D game dead?
[20:29] <Mitchell_Henderson> And that's including his tail.
[20:29] <Ranbar> ...
[20:29] <Daeren> t-tail?
[20:29] <Mitchell_Henderson> Yes.
[20:29] <Mitchell_Henderson> Tail.
[20:29] <Daeren> ...how big, how many spikes
03[20:29] * Coyote changes topic to '<Mitchell_Henderson> On most of the scales on his. Hindquarters. Were the names of the furries he had yiffed with.'
[20:30] <Ralewyn> I want to know how stupid the names were
[20:30] <Daeren> also, what exactly was the SIZE of this thing? person sized? Barney costume sized? Ogre sized?
[20:30] <Mitchell_Henderson> Hold on.
[20:30] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'm looking at my arm
15[20:30] <Viral> haha
15[20:30] <Viral> nice job, mitch
[20:30] <Mitchell_Henderson> It wa bigger than my arm.
15[20:30] <Viral> oh
[20:30] <Daeren> jesus.
15[20:30] <Viral> i thought you wrote them down
15[20:30] <Viral> on your arm
[20:30] <@Coyote> Longer? Or wider?
[20:30] <Mitchell_Henderson> Both.
[20:30] <Ralewyn> Viral
[20:30] <Daeren> the TAIL was WIDER THAN YOUR ARM?
[20:30] <Ralewyn> Viral
[20:31] <Mitchell_Henderson> Hold on, I'm figuring out my arm span.
[20:31] <@Coyote> Man
[20:31] <Mitchell_Henderson> Ha ha, holy fuck.
[20:31] <Mitchell_Henderson> 3 feet long, about a foot wide.
[20:31] <Maximillion> Christ
[20:31] <Daeren> jesus.
[20:31] <Daeren> superstar
[20:31] <Mitchell_Henderson> Also, a friend of mine sent me this.
[20:31] <Mitchell_Henderson> The same friend who works in the ER.
15[20:31] <Viral> uh oh
[20:31] <Mitchell_Henderson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCorGF0ufFU&feature=rec-fresh
[20:32] <Daeren> what
[20:32] <Maximillion> Inb4NyanNyan
[20:32] <Ralewyn> Seen that before
[20:32] <Ralewyn> BRILLIANCE
[20:32] <Daeren> MOVING ON. so, hes on the operating table, sticky yiffbutt in the air while you guys look for an escape hatch.
[20:32] <Ayda> lolicatgirls.swf
[20:32] <Wearfe> what the pedofuck is that?
06[20:32] * Ark dances
06[20:33] * Ark spins on top of a car
06[20:33] * Maximillion spins Ark right round
[20:33] <Mitchell_Henderson> We were talking about what happened today.
[20:33] <Mitchell_Henderson> And he's like
[20:33] <Hoooks> I love lolicatgirls.swf
[20:33] <Mitchell_Henderson> "This was all I thought about during today, and I felt like throwing up every five minutes."
[20:33] <Daeren> :|
[20:34] <Daeren> so
[20:34] <Ralewyn> MOVING ON
[20:34] <Mitchell_Henderson> Anyways.
[20:34] <Mitchell_Henderson> Trying to find ESCAPE HATCH
[20:34] <Mitchell_Henderson> And we can't find it.
[20:35] <Mitchell_Henderson> So, we have to end up sawing the suit open.
[20:35] <Mitchell_Henderson> And we're trying to figure out how deep we can cut.
[20:35] <@Coyote> ALL THE WAY
[20:35] <Daeren> what about his unknown fatness ratio?
[20:35] <Fatum> TO THE OTHER SIDE
[20:35] <Ralewyn> BREAK ON THROUGH
[20:35] <Mitchell_Henderson> Daeren: That's what we were trying to figure out.
[20:35] <@Coyote> STRETCHER=CUTTING BOARD
[20:35] <Fatum> Srsly, we need to shun everyone except storytellers :\
[20:36] <@Coyote> I DON'T KNOW HOW
[20:36] <Fatum> Ask el L
[20:36] <Mitchell_Henderson> ANYWAYS
[20:36] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'LL KEEP TELLING THE STORY
[20:36] <@Coyote> Permission Denied- You do not have the correct IRC operator privileges
[20:36] <Mitchell_Henderson> We decide to risk it and cut the suit open.
[20:36] <@Coyote> SEE
[20:36] <Mitchell_Henderson> And we're lucky enough to not, y'know, cut his abdomen open or something.
[20:37] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was like I was in A&P all over again.
[20:37] <Mitchell_Henderson> Except I was dissecting a giant cat/dragon thing.
[20:37] <Daeren> ha.
[20:37] <Ark> AHAH
[20:37] <Mitchell_Henderson> Midsaggital cut up along the cat thing's abdomen and two lateral cuts.
[20:37] <Mitchell_Henderson> We pull the flaps we made apart.
03[20:38] * Coyote sets mode: +v Mitchell_Henderson
[20:38] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Make more cuts.
[20:38] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Ohgod.
[20:38] <+Mitchell_Henderson> The smell.
[20:38] <Daeren> D:
[20:38] <+Mitchell_Henderson> The minute we pulled apart the flaps, it was like..
[20:38] <Hoooks> D:
[20:38] <+Mitchell_Henderson> ughr
13[20:38] * Viral: you're not channel operator
03[20:38] * Coyote sets mode: +m
15[20:38] <Viral> ?
[20:38] #STORYTIME You need voice (+v) (#STORYTIME)
[20:38] <+Mitchell_Henderson> It was disgusting.
[20:39] <+Mitchell_Henderson> We manage to saw off half of the suit.
[20:39] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Fucker's still breathing, barely.
[20:39] <+Mitchell_Henderson> But fuck, I would have just let him suffocate himself in that suit with his own stink.
[20:39] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Worst of all, he was naked.
[20:39] <+Mitchell_Henderson> fuckfuckfuckityfuck.
03[20:40] * Viral is now known as OGODWY
[20:40] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Fat fucking bastard.
03[20:40] * Ranbar is now known as Jesusfuck
03[20:40] * Daeren is now known as MYBRAIN
[20:40] <+Mitchell_Henderson> 300 pounds.
[20:40] <+Mitchell_Henderson> THREE HUNDRED POUNDS SIR.
03[20:40] * Coyote changes topic to '<Mitchell_Henderson> On most of the scales on his. Hindquarters. Were the names of the furries he had yiffed with.  #STORYTIMEOOC'
03[20:40] * MYBRAIN is now known as Daeren
03[20:40] * Jesusfuck is now known as Ranbar
03[20:40] * Fatum is now known as OhMarx
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Anyways.
03[20:41] * OGODWY is now known as Viral
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> I kinda left at the moment.
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> To go throw up.
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> They told me they were fine without me.
03[20:41] * OhMarx is now known as Fatum
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Turns out the guy was having a huge furry party in his fucking MANSION and he had passed out in a furpile.
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> So, a certain
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> "Mayo Deftinwolf"
[20:41] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Runs outside the house to get some help.
[20:42] <+Mitchell_Henderson> In his full fursuit.
03[20:42] * Viral is now known as Mustard_Lonewolf
03[20:42] * Daeren is now known as Dirk_Hardpeck
[20:42] <+Mitchell_Henderson> And the construction workers call for an ambulance and help get this sucker in.
03[20:42] * Wearfe is now known as Ketchup_Hornyyiff
03[20:42] * Dirk_Hardpeck is now known as Daeren
03[20:42] * ShasOFaiz is now known as Blast_Hardcheese
03[20:42] * ProfessorCirno is now known as Roll_Fizzlebeef
03[20:42] * Blast_Hardcheese is now known as ShasOFaiz
03[20:43] * Roll_Fizzlebeef is now known as ProfessorCirno
03[20:43] * Ketchup_Hornyyiff is now known as Wearfe
[20:43] <+Mitchell_Henderson> And now he's paying the hospital lots of dolla so the story won't get out.
[20:43] <+Mitchell_Henderson> end story.
[20:43] <@Coyote> Oh fuck
03[20:43] * Mustard_Lonewolf is now known as VoicesPlease
03[20:43] * Coyote sets mode: +V
15[20:43] <VoicesPlease> ahahahaha
[20:43] #STORYTIME You need voice (+v) (#STORYTIME)
03[20:43] * Daeren is now known as itsminus
03[20:43] * itsminus is now known as Daeren
03[20:44] * LinaInverse (LinaInvers@sux-4F8F0836.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has left #STORYTIME
[20:44] <+Mitchell_Henderson> NIGGER YOU DID IT WRONG.
03[20:44] * Wearfe is now known as minusM
03[20:44] * minusM is now known as Wearfe
[20:44] <@Coyote> FFFFFFFFFFF
[20:44] <+Mitchell_Henderson> -m
03[20:44] * Wearfe is now known as thatswhatisaidmitch
[20:44] <@Coyote> mode #STORYTIME -m
[20:44] <+Mitchell_Henderson> SHUT UP COCKSUCKER
[20:44] <@Coyote> THERE
[20:44] <+Mitchell_Henderson> I CUT FURRIES IN HALF
15[20:44] <VoicesPlease> ahahahaha
[20:44] #STORYTIME You need voice (+v) (#STORYTIME)
03[20:44] * Coyote sets mode: -m
15[20:44] <VoicesPlease> ahahahaha
[20:44] <OrkKaptin> Funniest damn story I ever heard.
[20:44] <thatswhatisaidmitch> yay
[20:44] <The_Littlest_Emo> Gyaaar.
15[20:44] <VoicesPlease> ahahahaha
15[20:44] <VoicesPlease> ahahahaha
[20:44] <thatswhatisaidmitch> oh god
[20:44] <OrkKaptin> Post it here: www.storg.net
[20:44] <Ark> THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
[20:44] <@Coyote> I suck at IRF
15[20:44] <VoicesPlease> ahahahaha
[20:44] <Fatum> Oh god that was horrible
[20:44] <@Coyote> IRC
[20:44] <thatswhatisaidmitch> i can't believe he's only getting away with it because he's rich
[20:44] <ShasOFaiz> OK
[20:44] <ShasOFaiz> now
[20:44] <Daeren> WHAT WAS HIS REACTION TO HAVING HIS FURSUIT BEING SAWN IN HALF
[20:45] <ShasOFaiz> Mitch and everyone else
[20:45] <ShasOFaiz> get on TS
[20:45] <The_Littlest_Emo> 'Getting away with it'?
[20:45] <ShasOFaiz> so we can discuss
03[20:45] * thatswhatisaidmitch is now known as Wearfe
[20:45] <ShasOFaiz> with lulz
15[20:45] <VoicesPlease> no tee ess shass
[20:45] <Wearfe> TLE: without it being in the fucking papers
[20:45] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Daeren: He has another one.
15[20:45] <VoicesPlease> :[
[20:45] <Fatum> I have logs :3
[20:45] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Just like it.
[20:45] <Daeren> he -
[20:45] <Daeren> wha
[20:45] <Daeren> WHY
[20:45] <Wearfe> in case that one got too creamy with yiffjuice?
[20:45] <+Mitchell_Henderson> He was a bit disapointed when we told him.
[20:45] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Wearfe: The other one has a dress on.
[20:45] <+Mitchell_Henderson> For formal event.
[20:45] <Daeren> ........
[20:45] <+Mitchell_Henderson> events
[20:45] <Daeren> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH
[20:45] <Ark> PFFFFAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:45] <Wearfe> oh
03[20:45] * VoicesPlease is now known as Viral
[20:45] <ShasOFaiz> Mitch
[20:45] <ShasOFaiz> TS
[20:45] <ShasOFaiz> now
[20:46] <Wearfe> so this was his...naked furfag outfit?
[20:46] <@Coyote> Ok I bet I can find this guy
[20:46] <Fatum> Arrrgh I have no reason to live anymore
[20:46] <Fatum> KILL ME NOW
[20:46] <Wearfe> as opposed to his dolled up furfag outfit?
[20:46] <The_Littlest_Emo> Shas sounds way more manly than I would've expected.
[20:46] <+Mitchell_Henderson> YIFF YIFF YIFF
[20:46] <+Mitchell_Henderson> I guess?
[20:46] <@Coyote> These sound like custom jobs, big bux
06[20:46] * Daeren stabs his eyes repeatedly with an ice pick.
[20:46] <Daeren> CANT UNSEE
[20:46] <Wearfe> HOW DOES I TEAMSPEAK, BRAHS?!
15[20:46] <Viral> you are now imagining a 300-pound furry in a fursuit. With a dress over the top.
[20:46] <The_Littlest_Emo> Do you has a Teamspeak?
[20:47] <Wearfe> ....no
[20:47] <ProfessorCirno> Mitch
[20:47] <Wearfe> not that i know of
[20:47] <ProfessorCirno> When he came too
[20:47] <ProfessorCirno> DId he go "AM I KAWAII?  UGYUUUUUUU"
[20:47] <Fatum> Settings - Sound Input/Output settings
[20:47] <The_Littlest_Emo> http://www.goteamspeak.com/?page=downloads
[20:47] <Fatum> And there you set the shit up
[20:47] <ProfessorCirno> And if he didn't, YOU ARE NOW INVISIONING HIM DOING SO.  YOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
[20:47] <Daeren> how do you listen to teamspeak
[20:47] <@Coyote> http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs28/i/2008/086/e/8/Cat_Dragon_WIP_by_LilleahWest.jpg
[20:47] <The_Littlest_Emo> http://www.goteamspeak.com/?page=downloads
[20:47] <Daeren> OH JESUS FUCK IS THAT IT
[20:48] <Maximillion> IS THAT HIM?!
[20:48] <Hoooks> OHGOD
[20:48] <Daeren> MITCHELL IS THAT THE SUIT
[20:48] <Daeren> MIIITCHEEEEEEEL :|
[20:48] <Hoooks> WHY DO FURRIES HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING >:|
[20:49] <Daeren> I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN KILL IT
[20:49] <ShasOFaiz> WHAT THE FUCK
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Daeren:
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> That's so fucking close.
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> SO FUCKING CLOSE.
[20:49] <Daeren> whats different
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Except the neck wasn't so long.
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Neck wasn't that long.
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> And horns.
06[20:49] * Daeren barfs.
[20:49] <Ralewyn> AAAAAAAA
[20:49] <Ralewyn> AAAAAAAAAA
[20:49] <Maximillion> Can anyone tell me
[20:49] <Ralewyn> AAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:49] <Hoooks> was it white?
[20:49] <Maximillion> the TS info?
[20:49] <OrkKaptin> FUCK
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> And it was blue and pink.
[20:49] <+Mitchell_Henderson> And shit.
[20:49] <OrkKaptin> MURDER IT
[20:49] <Hoooks> D:
[20:49] <OrkKaptin> MURDER IT TO DEATH
[20:49] <Daeren> also, how the fucking dicks is that man/woman/thing standing
[20:50] <+Mitchell_Henderson> I DO NOT KNOW SI
[20:50] <+Mitchell_Henderson> SIR
[20:50] <ShasOFaiz> JEAN
[20:50] <Daeren> you know, once in a long while i can actually taste hate. now is one of those times.
01[20:49] <Mitchell_Henderson> I know brah.
01[20:49] <Mitchell_Henderson> Anyways.
01[20:49] <Mitchell_Henderson> So I'm just chillaxing.
01[20:49] <Mitchell_Henderson> Taking a break from my SHITTY DAY.
01[20:49] <Mitchell_Henderson> And doing some paper work and preparing for my lab hours later.
01[20:49] <Mitchell_Henderson> Then suddenly I hear
01[20:49] <Mitchell_Henderson> "WE'RE GOING TO NEED A SAW!"
01[20:50] <Mitchell_Henderson> And I'm like, what the fucking fuck.
01[20:50] <Mitchell_Henderson> I see a friend of mine who works in the ER.
01[20:50] <Mitchell_Henderson> Running through the halls screaming for a fucking saw.
01[20:51] <Mitchell_Henderson> Run over, ask him if he needs assistance and he says "Hell, we need people to LIFT this motherfucker."
01[20:51] <Mitchell_Henderson> "We have two construction workers down there carrying this guy."
01[20:51] <Mitchell_Henderson> Run down there, confused as fuck
01[20:51] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'M LIKE
01[20:52] <Mitchell_Henderson> Well
01[20:52] <Mitchell_Henderson> Either he's horribly mangled into a bike or a golfcart or something
01[20:52] <Mitchell_Henderson> orrrrrr
01[20:52] <Mitchell_Henderson> it's an alien
01[20:52] <Mitchell_Henderson> Like from Independence Day.
01[20:52] <Mitchell_Henderson> Turns out
01[20:52] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was a 300 pound man in a FURSUIT
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> He was
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> A cat.
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> NO WAIT
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> NO
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> He was a Cat/Dragon HYBRID.
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> With fucking WINGS.
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> Coyote: You're not going to find it.
01[20:53] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'm not even supposed to be telling you all about this.: 5%.
01[20:55] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was kinda like those robots from Sakura Taisen.
01[20:55] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was fucking huge.
01[20:55] <Mitchell_Henderson> Out of the suit?
01[20:55] <Mitchell_Henderson> I had to see them get out a circular saw
01[20:55] <Mitchell_Henderson> To cut a hole in the suit.
01[20:56] <Mitchell_Henderson> Because we couldn't find the zipper amongst all the fur and scales.
01[20:56] <Mitchell_Henderson> He was in the ER due to heat exhaustion.
01[20:56] <Mitchell_Henderson> Lots of nurses and the two construction workers complained afterwards about how sticky the fur was.
01[20:56] <Mitchell_Henderson> %DDDDDDDDDDDD01[20:57]
<Mitchell_Henderson> And after getting this guy out
01[20:57] <Mitchell_Henderson> We found the zipper for his
01[20:57] <Mitchell_Henderson> His LOL PENIS
01[20:57] <Mitchell_Henderson> Two guys were doing construction outside his house.
01[20:57] <Mitchell_Henderson> Paving.
[20:58] <ShasOFaiz> he was just at his house?
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> Yes.
[20:58] <ShasOFaiz> and not at a con?
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> Let me finish telling the story.
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> So.
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> We manage to get this guy on a stretcher.
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> And into the ER.
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> Where we're trying to find a zipper
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> or a flap
01[20:58] <Mitchell_Henderson> or SOMETHING.
01[20:59] <Mitchell_Henderson> But we're dicking through inches of fur
01[20:59] <Mitchell_Henderson> and these fucking scales
01[20:59] <Mitchell_Henderson> fuck the scales fuck them
01[21:00] <Mitchell_Henderson> No.
01[21:00] <Mitchell_Henderson> The fur was sticky.
01[21:03] <Mitchell_Henderson> Yes.
01[21:03] <Mitchell_Henderson> Tail.
[21:03] <Daeren> ...how big, how many spikes
01[21:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> Hold on.
01[21:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'm looking at my arm
[21:04] <Viral> haha
[21:04] <Viral> nice job, mitch
01[21:04] <Mitchell_Henderson> It wa bigger than my arm.
[21:05] <@Coyote> Longer? Or wider?
01[21:05] <Mitchell_Henderson> Both.
01[21:05] <Mitchell_Henderson> Hold on, I'm figuring out my arm span.
[21:05] <Daeren> the TAIL was WIDER THAN YOUR ARM?
01[21:05] <Mitchell_Henderson> Ha ha, holy fuck.
01[21:05] <Mitchell_Henderson> 3 feet long, about a foot wide.
[21:05] <Maximillion> Christ
[21:05] <Daeren> jesus.
[21:05] <Daeren> superstar
01[21:06] <Mitchell_Henderson> Also, a friend of mine sent me this.
01[21:06] <Mitchell_Henderson> The same friend who works in the ER.
01[21:06] <Mitchell_Henderson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCorGF0ufFU&feature=rec-fresh
01[21:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> We were talking about what happened today.
01[21:07] <Mitchell_Henderson> And he's like
01[21:08] <Mitchell_Henderson> "This was all I thought about during today, and I felt like throwing up every five minutes."
01[21:08] <Mitchell_Henderson> Anyways.
01[21:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> Trying to find ESCAPE HATCH
01[21:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> And we can't find it.
01[21:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> So, we have to end up sawing the suit open.
01[21:09] <Mitchell_Henderson> And we're trying to figure out how deep we can cut.
[21:09] <@Coyote> ALL THE WAY
[21:10] <Daeren> what about his unknown fatness ratio?
[21:10] <Fatum> TO THE OTHER SIDE
[21:10] <Ralewyn> BREAK ON THROUGH
01[21:10] <Mitchell_Henderson> Daeren: That's what we were trying to figure out.
[21:10] <@Coyote> STRETCHER=CUTTING BOARD
01[21:10] <Mitchell_Henderson> ANYWAYS
01[21:10] <Mitchell_Henderson> I'LL KEEP TELLING THE STORY
01[21:10] <Mitchell_Henderson> We decide to risk it and cut the suit open.
[21:10] <@Coyote> SEE
01[21:11] <Mitchell_Henderson> And we're lucky enough to not, y'know, cut his abdomen open or something.
01[21:11] <Mitchell_Henderson> It was like I was in A&P all over again.
01[21:11] <Mitchell_Henderson> Except I was dissecting a giant cat/dragon thing.
01[21:12] <Mitchell_Henderson> Midsaggital cut up along the cat thing's abdomen and two lateral cuts.
01[21:12] <Mitchell_Henderson> We pull the flaps we made apart.
03[21:12] * Coyote sets mode: +v Mitchell_Henderson
01[21:12] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Make more cuts.
01[21:12] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Ohgod.
01[21:12] <+Mitchell_Henderson> The smell.
01[21:12] <+Mitchell_Henderson> The minute we pulled apart the flaps, it was like..
01[21:12] <+Mitchell_Henderson> ughr
03[21:12] * Coyote sets mode: +m
01[21:13] <+Mitchell_Henderson> It was disgusting.
01[21:13] <+Mitchell_Henderson> We manage to saw off half of the suit.
01[21:13] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Fucker's still breathing, barely.
01[21:13] <+Mitchell_Henderson> But fuck, I would have just let him suffocate himself in that suit with his own stink.
01[21:14] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Worst of all, he was naked.
01[21:14] <+Mitchell_Henderson> fuckfuckfuckityfuck.
01[21:14] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Fat fucking bastard.
01[21:14] <+Mitchell_Henderson> 300 pounds.
01[21:14] <+Mitchell_Henderson> THREE HUNDRED POUNDS SIR.
01[21:15] <+Mitchell_Henderson> I kinda left at the moment.
01[21:15] <+Mitchell_Henderson> To go throw up.
01[21:15] <+Mitchell_Henderson> They told me they were fine without me.
01[21:16] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Turns out the guy was having a huge furry party in his fucking MANSION and he had passed out in a furpile.
01[21:16] <+Mitchell_Henderson> So, a certain
01[21:16] <+Mitchell_Henderson> "Mayo Deftinwolf"
01[21:16] <+Mitchell_Henderson> Runs outside the house to get some help.
01[21:16] <+Mitchell_Henderson> In his full fursuit.
01[21:16] <+Mitchell_Henderson> And the construction workers call for an ambulance and help get this sucker in.
01[21:17] <+Mitchell_Henderson> And now he's paying the hospital lots of dolla so the story won't get out.
01[21:17] <+Mitchell_Henderson> end story.