[2015-06-15 15:46:01] <Talonair> Kit is her room, getting ready for the date
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[2015-06-15 15:46:10] <Talonair> *is in
[2015-06-15 15:46:36] <DiePotato> Artyom's getting dressed as well. Dark suit's all he'a got unfortunately
[2015-06-15 15:47:53] <DiePotato> Arty also thinks against bringing any weapons.
[2015-06-15 15:49:20] <Talonair> Kit for her part is wearing a dress with heels, a small hat with frills perching on her head, hair pulled into a bun
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[2015-06-15 15:51:00] <DiePotato> Artyom's wearing a dark three piece suit with nice dressy shoes. He also combed his hair.
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[2015-06-15 15:52:34] <Talonair> Kit finishes up her make-up, mostly to cover her scars, before slipping her revolver and FS knife into her handbag
[2015-06-15 15:54:03] <DiePotato> When Arty's ready he heads straight down to the motor pool.
[2015-06-15 15:54:41] <Talonair> She heads out as well
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[2015-06-15 15:56:07] <DiePotato> When she gets there he's filling out the paperwork to check out a vehicle for the night.
[2015-06-15 15:56:28] <DiePotato> "Thank you." Arty exchanges the paper for the keys and turns
[2015-06-15 15:56:54] <Talonair> She smiles. "Hello"
[2015-06-15 15:57:39] <DiePotato> Arty smiles as well. "Hi." He looks her up and down. "You look amazing."
[2015-06-15 15:58:26] <Talonair> "Thanks. Looking sharp in your suit"
[2015-06-15 15:58:56] <DiePotato> "Mm. Last one I have left that is not torn to shreds."
[2015-06-15 16:00:05] <Talonair> She laughs. "Fair enough. We ready to go?"
[2015-06-15 16:01:08] <DiePotato> "Da." Arty holds up the keys. "Have the car for the rest of the night."
[2015-06-15 16:02:31] <Talonair> "Which car is it?"
[2015-06-15 16:03:18] <DiePotato> Arty spins the keys around his finger and walks over to an average sedan. "Nothing amazing." He unlocks the passenger door and holds it open.
[2015-06-15 16:05:43] <Talonair> She smiles and steps in. "Well, the company should make up for that"
[2015-06-15 16:06:57] <DiePotato> Arty shuts the car door and gets into the driver seat. He starts the car and off they go.
[2015-06-15 16:08:02] <Talonair> Kit smiles at him. "You carrying any weapons?"
[2015-06-15 16:08:19] <DiePotato> "Nope. Are you?"
[2015-06-15 16:09:56] <Talonair> "Revolver and knife"
[2015-06-15 16:12:38] <DiePotato> "Nice to know."
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[2015-06-15 16:16:04] <DiePotato> Arty drives safe..ishly. He's a bit on the fast side.
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[2015-06-15 16:16:58] <Talonair> Repost plox)
[2015-06-15 16:17:07] <DiePotato> 4:12:38 PM <DiePotato> "Nice to know."
[2015-06-15 16:17:12] <DiePotato> 4:16:04 PM <DiePotato> Arty drives safe..ishly. He's a bit on the fast side.
[2015-06-15 16:18:25] <Talonair> Kit doesn't comment on the speed as she grins
[2015-06-15 16:19:33] <DiePotato> The scenery changes quite quickly from a mostly empty rural area to a small town. Streetlights flick by and people are still out and about.
[2015-06-15 16:21:17] <Talonair> "So I'll do the talking then?"
[2015-06-15 16:22:13] <DiePotato> Arty chuckles. "Sorry. Usually when I am driving it is during a mission." He turns the radio up a bit. It plays Elvis softly. "Excited?"
[2015-06-15 16:23:58] <Talonair> Kit grins at the song and nods. "Yep. And I meant, talking to other people. Russian accent and all that"
[2015-06-15 16:25:38] <DiePotato> "Oh. Yes that might be for the best."
[2015-06-15 16:27:15] <Talonair> She nods and smiles. "Leonard tell you much about this place?"
[2015-06-15 16:30:33] <DiePotato> "Besides it has good drinks and good food, not much."
[2015-06-15 16:34:21] <Talonair> "Hey, good food and drink is enough"
[2015-06-15 16:39:02] <DiePotato> "Da. Very true." Artyom pulls into the parking lot of a fine restauraunt
[2015-06-15 16:40:05] <Talonair> She looks around and smiles, nodding. "Looking good so far"
[2015-06-15 16:41:19] <DiePotato> Artyon kills the engine, gets out, and lets Kit out as well. "Ready?"
[2015-06-15 16:42:26] <Talonair> She nods, getting out and holding his arm
[2015-06-15 16:46:02] <DiePotato> Arty smiles and leads them into the restaurant. An employee, that looks to be a teenager, opens the door for them as they enter revealing a nice, classy place. Other people are seated in tables spread out across the place. As they approach the hostess Arty leans in to whisper. "Reservation is under Elkin."
[2015-06-15 16:47:01] <DiePotato> To Kit anyways
[2015-06-15 16:47:05] <DiePotato> That was to Kit
[2015-06-15 16:48:20] <Talonair> Kit looks around, smiling and nodding. "Hello. We have a reservation under Elkin?"
[2015-06-15 16:49:54] <DiePotato> The hostess looks up and smiles. "One moment." She looks down her list for a moment and then nods. "Right this way." She leads the two over to a corner table farther from the rest.
[2015-06-15 16:51:51] <DiePotato> Arty pulls out a chair for Kit takes a seat himself.
[2015-06-15 16:52:04] <Talonair> Kit smiles and follows with Arty
[2015-06-15 16:54:52] <DiePotato> Once the two are seated the hostess looks to them. "Want wine to start with?"
[2015-06-15 16:55:53] <DiePotato> Arty looks at Kit
[2015-06-15 16:57:33] <Talonair> "Please." She holds out a hand for the wine list
[2015-06-15 16:58:03] <DiePotato> The hostess passes it over and sets down normal menus as well.
[2015-06-15 16:58:56] <DiePotato> The list is moderately long and ranges from some pretty shit wine to some pretty fine wine.
[2015-06-15 16:59:25] <DiePotato> Arty lets Kit pick the wine as he looks through the menu for foods
[2015-06-15 16:59:46] <DiePotato> The hostess waits patiently
[2015-06-15 17:00:12] <Talonair> Kit looks it over. "I think the El Coto Rioja would be lovely"
[2015-06-15 17:01:10] <DiePotato> The hostess nods. "I'll be right back with that, anything to start with right off the bat? Salads?"
[2015-06-15 17:04:20] <Talonair> She takes a moment to examine the options. "I'll have the Ceaser salad"
[2015-06-15 17:05:33] <DiePotato> "Same." Arty says. The hostess nods and heads off to go get the wine and place the orders.
[2015-06-15 17:06:18] <DiePotato> "She was nice."
[2015-06-15 17:06:46] <Talonair> She smiles at Arty. "Ever eaten somewhere like this?"
[2015-06-15 17:07:35] <DiePotato> "If I have I don't remember." Arty looks arohnd
[2015-06-15 17:08:34] <DiePotato> He's quite impressed
[2015-06-15 17:09:12] <Talonair> She.nods, glancing around as well. "My family went to places like this all the time. Bath is full of restarants and cafes"
[2015-06-15 17:11:34] <DiePotato> "I would like to visit there one day if that is the case. Sounds quite nice." A server arrives with the wine and pours some into both of their glasses. Silverware and glassware and such was already there when seated. He leaves the bottle with them and goes to help other tables.
[2015-06-15 17:11:50] <DiePotato> Arty nods in thanks.
[2015-06-15 17:13:52] <Talonair> Kit nods and sips her wine. "It's a beautiful city. Some parts of it date back to the Roman empire"
[2015-06-15 17:16:05] <DiePotato> Arty nods and sips his wine as well. "If I ever get vacation time I'll take some time to visit. I do not think my... Origins would be as looked down upon there." The salads soon arrive.
[2015-06-15 17:18:56] <Talonair> "I think I'll join you on that one. Though, Bath is one of the richer parts of the country, so you may have one or two problems"
[2015-06-16 10:57:28] <DiePotato> "What? Don't think I pass for someone upper class?" Arty picks at his salad that just arrived.
[2015-06-16 10:58:21] <Talonair> :
[2015-06-16 10:59:58] <Talonair> "Well for one you're using the wrong fork. You're using the main course one"
[2015-06-16 11:00:17] <DiePotato> "...I knew that."
[2015-06-16 11:03:07] <DiePotato> Arty wipes his current fork with his napkin and uses the correct one.
[2015-06-16 11:03:47] <Talonair> She grins. "Sure you did."
[2015-06-16 11:04:38] <Hankomobile> Meanwhile, two waiters slide into the kitchen unnoticed.
[2015-06-16 11:05:13] <DiePotato> Arty chuckles. "Anywhere you would want to visit one day?"
[2015-06-16 11:06:37] <Talonair> "Hmm.. I'd like to visit Egypt one day"
[2015-06-16 11:07:25] <DiePotato> "I have been there once."
[2015-06-16 11:10:30] <Talonair> "Oh? What was it like?"
[2015-06-16 11:11:22] <DiePotato> "Hot. Sandy. The part I went to was not as nice as other parts I assume. Considering I went there on assignment."
[2015-06-16 11:13:17] <Talonair> "Ah. Whereabouts were you?"
[2015-06-16 11:14:45] <DiePotato> "No idea. Nighttime was nice though. If cold. Very serene."
[2015-06-16 11:16:27] <Talonair> She nods. "Anywhere you'd like to visit?"
[2015-06-16 11:20:11] <DiePotato> "Hm. Maybe go to France one day. I passed through on my way to Britain and thought it looked nice."
[2015-06-16 11:21:33] <Talonair> She nods. "I went to Paris once with my parents, before the war"
[2015-06-16 11:26:46] <DiePotato> "How was it?"
[2015-06-16 11:28:15] <Talonair> "Nice, I think. I was really young at the time, so I don't really remember it"
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[2015-06-16 11:31:29] <DiePotato> Arty nods. "Well I do hope to visit there. Maybe you can come along and try to jog some memories."
[2015-06-16 11:33:04] <Talonair> She smiles. "I'd love too"
[2015-06-16 11:35:28] <DiePotato> Arty smiles back. And then glances at the kitchen doors. "I wonder when the main course is to arrive."
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[2015-06-16 11:36:49] <Talonair> "Soon hopefully" She finishes her wine
[2015-06-16 11:37:01] <Hankomobile> The main course arrives... accompanied with the two waiters, playing violins and Antonio himself. Singing 'Amore'... surprisingly well. The food itself is excellent spaghetti bolognese with a side of chicken, made with lots of love. Kit is given a buoqet of roses, with a note saying 'from Arty'. A note is discreetly handed to Arty. 'Play along - Leo'.
[2015-06-16 11:39:19] <DiePotato> Arty winces internally and smiles at Kit as the entourage arrives.
[2015-06-16 11:39:37] <DiePotato> ~I am stabbing Leonard after this.~
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[2015-06-16 11:40:26] <Talonair> Kit blinks then grins. "Arty! You set this all up?"
[2015-06-16 11:40:56] <DiePotato> "Of course." ~Liesssss.~
[2015-06-16 11:42:21] <Talonair> "Thank you." She smiles, sniffing the roses
[2015-06-16 11:42:34] <Hankomobile> Perception, both of you.
[2015-06-16 11:42:46] <DiePotato> 4df+4 (PERC) Arty didn't bring his weapons dammit
[2015-06-16 11:42:47] <Glacon> DiePotato: (PERC) Arty didn't bring his weapons dammit: 6 (4df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-06-16 11:43:46] <Talonair> 4df+3
[2015-06-16 11:43:46] <Glacon> Talonair: 3 (4df+3=0, 3+, 4-, 0)
[2015-06-16 11:44:13] <Hankomobile> Arty, that one waiter is playing a bit off. And is a bit pale. Kit, the roses smell niiice.
[2015-06-16 11:44:53] <DiePotato> Arty glances at him but pays no mind. Must be feeling ill or something. Or be really shit at violin
[2015-06-16 11:45:45] <Talonair> "This is really sweet, thank you Arty"
[2015-06-16 11:46:00] <DiePotato> "You are welcome Kit."
[2015-06-16 11:46:40] <Hankomobile> You spot something in his mouth in the corner of you eye. Something sharp. Antonio finishes the song and bows.
[2015-06-16 11:47:05] <DiePotato> Arty frowns and looks dead at the waiter
[2015-06-16 11:48:11] <Hankomobile> Oh, nevermind, that's his tooth. Oh, wait a second. That's bad. The waiter glares at Antonio as the chef heads off, but keeps playing off-key.
[2015-06-16 11:48:13] <Talonair> Kit briefly applauds before tucking into her food
[2015-06-16 11:48:47] <DiePotato> Artyom looks at Kit. He's still frowning
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[2015-06-16 11:49:35] <Hankomobile> Perception again!
[2015-06-16 11:49:49] <DiePotato> 4df+4 (PERC)
[2015-06-16 11:49:49] <Glacon> DiePotato: (PERC): 0 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
[2015-06-16 11:49:54] <DiePotato> ( :| )
[2015-06-16 11:50:01] <Talonair> 4df+3
[2015-06-16 11:50:01] <Glacon> Talonair: 5 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[2015-06-16 11:50:02] <JamJam66> ( :| )
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[2015-06-16 11:51:15] <Hankomobile> Kit, the waiter leans over to bite the other one! With his fangs! Arty, there is now sauce in your eyes somehow.
[2015-06-16 11:51:40] <DiePotato> Arty winces and wipes his eyes with his napkin.
[2015-06-16 11:52:32] <Talonair> Kit's eyes widen, slowly putting her fork down and reaching for her bag
[2015-06-16 11:53:32] * Wogglebug is now known as Wogglebugout
[2015-06-16 11:53:42] <Hankomobile> *Chomp*. The waiter's screaming echoes through the room and the patrons quiet down. Chaos, screaming and running ensues.
[2015-06-16 11:53:52] <DiePotato> Arty tosses the napkin away when he finishes wiping his eyes and his frown deepens when he sees Eduardo the Italian vamp biting the other one.
[2015-06-16 11:54:15] <DiePotato> He grabs his knife for eatin off the table and goes to stab the vamp
[2015-06-16 11:54:46] <DiePotato> "Can't have /ONE/ fucking day to myself!"
[2015-06-16 11:54:51] <Talonair> Kit pulls her revolver and FS knife out of her bag
[2015-06-16 11:55:11] <Hankomobile> He looks up and hisses, his face turning into a hideous grin as the other waiter falls, dead.
[2015-06-16 11:55:38] <DiePotato> "Vampir. Of course."
[2015-06-16 11:56:05] <DiePotato> "Come then scum."
[2015-06-16 11:56:58] <Talonair> Kit aims her revoler and fires. "I am /not/ spending another week in medical"
[2015-06-16 11:57:11] <Talonair> 4df+5
[2015-06-16 11:57:11] <Glacon> Talonair: 6 (4df+5=4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-06-16 11:57:37] <DiePotato> Arty reflexively ducks. "Knife, Kit."
[2015-06-16 11:57:55] <Hankomobile> 4df+6 "This is /my/ restaurant now!"
[2015-06-16 11:57:56] <Glacon> Hankomobile: "This is /my/ restaurant now!": 10 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+)
[2015-06-16 11:58:06] <JamJam66> (Noooo)
[2015-06-16 11:58:06] <DiePotato> ( :| )
[2015-06-16 11:58:57] <Hankomobile> Kit's bullet bounces off Eduardo's sparkling pecs to no effect.
[2015-06-16 11:59:41] <Hankomobile> The thing grins.
[2015-06-16 11:59:44] <Hankomobile> d2
[2015-06-16 11:59:44] <Glacon> Hankomobile: 2 (d2=2)
[2015-06-16 11:59:59] <Talonair> Kit's eyes widen, mutely handing her knife to Arty
[2015-06-16 12:00:08] <Hankomobile> And pounces at Arty! Agility or pdef!
[2015-06-16 12:00:24] <DiePotato> 4df+6 (AGI) Artyom's hands grasp the knife handle as he dives
[2015-06-16 12:00:24] <Glacon> DiePotato: (AGI) Artyom's hands grasp the knife handle as he dives: 8 (4df+6=3+, 3+, 0, 0)
[2015-06-16 12:00:50] <Hankomobile> 4df+5 TEAM EDUARDO
[2015-06-16 12:00:51] <Glacon> Hankomobile: TEAM EDUARDO: 4 (4df+5=4-, 0, 0, 0)
[2015-06-16 12:01:18] <Talonair> "Do wooden stakes work?!"
[2015-06-16 12:01:20] <Hankomobile> It lands a few secobds too late and turns to you qith another hiss.
[2015-06-16 12:01:29] <Hankomobile> with*
[2015-06-16 12:01:43] <Hankomobile> seconds*
[2015-06-16 12:01:53] <DiePotato> "No idea. Until we figure that out though." Artyom slashes with the combat knife
[2015-06-16 12:02:01] <DiePotato> 4df+7 (MEL+OSOSOL)
[2015-06-16 12:02:01] <Glacon> DiePotato: (MEL+OSOSOL): 7 (4df+7=4-, 0, 3+, 0)
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[2015-06-16 12:02:35] <Hankomobile> 4df+6 "Pathetic!"
[2015-06-16 12:02:35] <Glacon> Hankomobile: "Pathetic!": 4 (4df+6=4-, 4-, 3+, 4-)
[2015-06-16 12:03:11] <Hankomobile> The cut leaves a large mark on its chest and it stumbles back.
[2015-06-16 12:03:45] <Talonair> Kitt nods, going to break a chair for a wooden spike
[2015-06-16 12:03:48] <DiePotato> "I will show you pathetic." Artyom keeps walking forward
[2015-06-16 12:04:14] <Hankomobile> It lunges forward at you! Agility or pdef again.
[2015-06-16 12:04:32] <DiePotato> 4df+6 "Pathetic."
[2015-06-16 12:04:33] <Glacon> DiePotato: "Pathetic.": 8 (4df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-06-16 12:04:47] <Hankomobile> 4df+5 Growling noises.
[2015-06-16 12:04:47] <Glacon> Hankomobile: Growling noises.: 7 (4df+5=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2015-06-16 12:05:12] <Hankomobile> You just dodge the attack, and it lands on the table.
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[2015-06-16 12:05:52] <Hankomobile> It stands and turns to Artyom with a snarl.
[2015-06-16 12:05:52] <DiePotato> 4df+7 (MEL+OSOSOL) Arty jams the knife inbetween it's ribs
[2015-06-16 12:05:52] <Glacon> DiePotato: (MEL+OSOSOL) Arty jams the knife inbetween it's ribs: 8 (4df+7=0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2015-06-16 12:05:56] <Talonair> Kit smashes apart the chair and attacks with a wooden spuke
[2015-06-16 12:06:10] <Talonair> *spike
[2015-06-16 12:06:25] <Talonair> 4df+5
[2015-06-16 12:06:25] <Glacon> Talonair: 5 (4df+5=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
[2015-06-16 12:06:27] <Hankomobile> 4df+6 Italian vampire stronk.
[2015-06-16 12:06:27] <Glacon> Hankomobile: Italian vampire stronk.: 5 (4df+6=3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
[2015-06-16 12:06:43] <Hankomobile> 4df+6 Kit's attack.
[2015-06-16 12:06:43] <Glacon> Hankomobile: Kit's attack.: 5 (4df+6=0, 3+, 4-, 4-)
[2015-06-16 12:07:27] <Hankomobile> The spike doesn't break the skin, but the knife sticks right in there. It growls.
[2015-06-16 12:07:46] <DiePotato> "Hm. That should have killed you."
[2015-06-16 12:07:52] <Hankomobile> "[Fuck...]" In Italian.
[2015-06-16 12:08:26] <Talonair> Kit pulls back, ready for another attack
[2015-06-16 12:08:27] <Hankomobile> It growls and goes for a bite, Arty.
[2015-06-16 12:08:54] <DiePotato> 4df+6 (AGI) Nuh uh uh. You didn't say the magic words
[2015-06-16 12:08:54] <Glacon> DiePotato: (AGI) Nuh uh uh. You didn't say the magic words: 6 (4df+6=4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
[2015-06-16 12:09:22] <Hankomobile> 4df+3. Nerfed because bite.
[2015-06-16 12:09:32] <Hankomobile> 4df+3
[2015-06-16 12:09:32] <Glacon> Hankomobile: 2 (4df+3=4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
[2015-06-16 12:09:45] <Hankomobile> Nope. Not even close.
[2015-06-16 12:10:05] <DiePotato> "For an undead blooddrinker you are quite sad."
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[2015-06-16 12:10:24] <Talonair> 4df+5 Kit tries to stab it  under the arm
[2015-06-16 12:10:25] <Glacon> Talonair: Kit tries to stab it  under the arm: 8 (4df+5=3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-06-16 12:10:58] <Hankomobile> 4df+6 Oh no, nut the underarm!
[2015-06-16 12:10:59] <Glacon> Hankomobile: Oh no, nut the underarm!: 8 (4df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-06-16 12:11:30] <Hankomobile> The stab does nothing. You sure that stick is even sharp?
[2015-06-16 12:11:48] <DiePotato> Artyom yanks the knife out and jams it in again
[2015-06-16 12:11:54] <DiePotato> 4df+7 (MEL+OSOSOL)
[2015-06-16 12:11:55] <Glacon> DiePotato: (MEL+OSOSOL): 9 (4df+7=3+, 0, 0, 3+)
[2015-06-16 12:12:12] <DiePotato> "Can you die please?"
[2015-06-16 12:12:23] <Hankomobile> 4df+6 It yelps.
[2015-06-16 12:12:23] <Glacon> Hankomobile: It yelps.: 7 (4df+6=4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
[2015-06-16 12:12:26] <DiePotato> "I have things to do."
[2015-06-16 12:12:27] <Talonair> "Get the fuck away from him!"
[2015-06-16 12:12:54] <Hankomobile> The knife goes in again and it stumles back. It's weak.
[2015-06-16 12:12:54] <DiePotato> "And you are not making this any easier." He leers at the vamp
[2015-06-16 12:13:24] <DiePotato> Arty leaves the knife inside him and he dusts his hands off. "Done yet?"
[2015-06-16 12:13:40] <Talonair> Kit goes for a stab to the neck
[2015-06-16 12:13:57] <Talonair> 4df+5
[2015-06-16 12:13:58] <Glacon> Talonair: 6 (4df+5=3+, 4-, 0, 3+)
[2015-06-16 12:14:03] <Hankomobile> "This... Is... My... Estate..." "No, it'a isn't!" You hear a stereotypical Italian voice behind you.
[2015-06-16 12:14:11] <Hankomobile> 4df+6
[2015-06-16 12:14:11] <Glacon> Hankomobile: 3 (4df+6=4-, 4-, 0, 4-)
[2015-06-16 12:14:34] <Hankomobile> The knife goes in and it drops to its knees, gasping and gargling.
[2015-06-16 12:15:10] <DiePotato> Arty sighs and turns back to face the voice
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[2015-06-16 12:16:51] <Hankolijo> It's the chef, known as Antonio 'Excellence' Velucci! "That'a [Asshole] over'a there'a has'a nothing to do'a with this place, other than'a wanting it for himself'a!" Hand gestures. Lots of hand gestures.
[2015-06-16 12:17:35] <DiePotato> "...So... What?"
[2015-06-16 12:18:01] <DiePotato> Artyom is just confused now. He went here to have a nice night not stab a vampire to death
[2015-06-16 12:18:16] <Talonair> Kit looks over at the chef, leaving the chair leg in the vampire's throat
[2015-06-16 12:19:23] <Hankolijo> Meanwhile, the vampire tries to crawl away, still gasping. The chef continues. "Wait'a, are you'a friends of mister Striker?" He lights up. "Oh, excuse a silly Italian chef'a and his'a disputes'a. You can continue your'a date'a, Mialno here will'a- Oh, Milano is'a dead." He snaps his fingers, and a scared, young waiter runs up from behind a knocked over
[2015-06-16 12:19:23] <Hankolijo> table.
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[2015-06-16 12:20:39] <Hankolijo> "/Vivaldo/ here will'a lead you to'a your'a new'a seat'a." He pats the waiter's back and heads to the vampire.
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[2015-06-16 12:21:16] <DiePotato> "..." Artyom goes over to the vampire and yanks out Kit's knife. He cleans it on the undead one's clothes and gives it back to Kit.
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[2015-06-16 12:22:05] <Talonair> Kit frowns, looking confused as she takes her knife back
[2015-06-16 12:22:18] <Hankolijo> Vivaldo shakily gestures his hand to a door and starts taking slow, scared steps to it, while Velucci crouches by the vampire and takes out the chair leg, proceeding to ram it into its chest multiple times.
[2015-06-16 12:23:13] <DiePotato> "I. Am so confused." Arty shakes his head
[2015-06-16 12:23:54] <Talonair> "So am I" She slowly follows Vivaldo
[2015-06-16 12:24:07] <DiePotato> Arty follows as well.
[2015-06-16 12:25:23] <Hankolijo> Shrieking continues for a moment behind you as the vampire dies, but then stops. He snaps his fingers once more, and a female chef and two waiters run up. He gives instructions in Italian, and the three salute and run off to do work. One waiter takes away the bodies, another cleans the blood, the chef prepares... makeup. Huh.
[2015-06-16 12:25:47] <Hankolijo> Meanwhile, Vivaldo leads you two outside, where you see a nice, peaceful gazebo with a table in the center.
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[2015-06-16 12:27:02] <DiePotato> Artyom sighs when he sits down. "Just the wine please. I think I lost my appetite."
[2015-06-16 12:27:06] <Talonair> Kit slowly sits, assuming that this is their new table
[2015-06-16 12:28:11] <Hankolijo> Vivaldo nods, turns, then gulps and turns back to the two. "V-V-Velucci always insists t-t-that the patrons t-t-try his signature dessert." He pauses. "I-I-It's alcoholic."
[2015-06-16 12:29:33] <Talonair> "... I think I can manage dessert"
[2015-06-16 12:30:11] <DiePotato> "Is there a phone?"
[2015-06-16 12:30:17] <DiePotato> "I need to make a call."
[2015-06-16 12:30:27] <Hankolijo> Vivaldo nods. "Y-Y-Yeah. I-I-Inside."
[2015-06-16 12:30:59] <DiePotato> Artyom stands. "I'll be right back." He trudges inside to the phone.
[2015-06-16 12:31:04] <Talonair> "Oh yea, shit"
[2015-06-16 12:31:28] <Hankolijo> Vivaldo heads inside as well and to the kitchen. The phone is near the door leading outside.
[2015-06-16 12:32:07] <Hankolijo> You may notice the waiters putting on makeup designed to look like blood. One puts it on his neck, to other around his mouth, along with fake fangs.
[2015-06-16 12:32:45] <Talonair> Kit heads inside as well to make sure no one leaves
[2015-06-16 12:32:52] <DiePotato> Artyom picks up the phone and dials. "This is Elkin. I need containment and amnestics in town."
[2015-06-16 12:33:49] <Hankolijo> <<Roger that, Elkin, location?>> The personnel haven't left, but the bodies are gone. So is the blood, but not the over-all mess.
[2015-06-16 12:34:34] <DiePotato> "...Restaurant off of [location location]. Just get here fast."
[2015-06-16 12:34:48] <Talonair> "What did you do with the bodies?"
[2015-06-16 12:34:59] <Hankolijo> <<Affirmative. Stay in your current location.>>
[2015-06-16 12:35:21] * GreenWolf is now known as AbsentWolf
[2015-06-16 12:35:31] <Hankolijo> The other, female chef looks to Kit. "We hid them. Authorities may have been informed. Do you want them to find corpses killed by a vampire?" She sounds... Bored.
[2015-06-16 12:35:54] <DiePotato> "..." ~Amnesticizing the lot of then.~
[2015-06-16 12:36:38] <DiePotato> Arty puts the phone down and sits on the ground.
[2015-06-16 12:37:15] <Talonair> Kit looks at Arty, clearly having the same thought
[2015-06-16 12:37:34] <DiePotato> Arty rubs his face and hopes the teams get here soon
[2015-06-16 12:37:36] <Hankolijo> Vivaldo steps out of the kitchen, carrying a metal plate with expensive wine, two glasses and two bowls of ice cream.
[2015-06-16 12:38:45] <Hankolijo> He blinks. "A-A-Aren't y-y-you g-g-going to f-f-f-f-f-f-f-" He gulps. "Finish your date?"
[2015-06-16 12:39:05] <DiePotato> Arty chooses against getting drunk right now. "No. Sorry."
[2015-06-16 12:39:40] <DiePotato> "We have something we need to do first."
[2015-06-16 12:39:47] <Hankolijo> Velucci peeks out of the kitchen and raises his arms in a gesture only an Italian at heart would understand. "But'a the night'a has'a only started'a!"
[2015-06-16 12:40:06] <DiePotato> "Sorry. No."
[2015-06-16 12:40:42] <Talonair> "Work comes first, I'm afraid"
[2015-06-16 12:40:56] <Hankolijo> "But'a me amicos, what'a did'a you come'a here for in the first'a place?"
[2015-06-16 12:41:34] <DiePotato> "Something that was not dealing with this." Arty gestures out to the main room. "But now that it has we cannot ignore it."
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[2015-06-16 12:42:35] <Hankolijo> "No'a, but'a mister striker'a told'a me'a to'a make'a sure you two have'a good'a night'a!" Sweet Jesus that accent.
[2015-06-16 12:42:35] <Talonair> Kit nods "We didn't expect to have to deal with that"
[2015-06-16 12:43:14] <DiePotato> "Sorry. The answer will remain no."
[2015-06-16 12:44:09] <Hankolijo> He raises his hands in defeat. "Fine'a, but'a not everything'a in a relationship goes'a smooth." He turns and heads back into the kitchen to stuff two body bags into the freezer.
[2015-06-16 12:44:37] <DiePotato> ~All of them. Amnesticizing all of then.~
[2015-06-16 12:44:58] <DiePotato> Arty sits and wait for the teams.
[2015-06-16 12:46:36] <Hankolijo> Soon enough, the teams arrive and rush inside. A group stay outside and set up a police tape. The waiters look at them, confused. They were quite prepared to cover this whole thing up as a failed marketing exercise, but these folks here are already setting it up as a crime scene!
[2015-06-16 12:47:40] <DiePotato> Artyom stands and speaks to one of them. "Wipe the staff thoroughly. Along with patrons."
[2015-06-16 12:48:30] <Hankolijo> "Uh. Sir?" He looks around. "What patrons?" Velucci peeks out of his kitchen again. "Eyyy'a, are'a you'a more customers'a?"
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[2015-06-16 12:49:46] <DiePotato> Arty sighs. ~This is a nightmare.~ "Find them and wipe them. I don't care how you do it. It's your job."
[2015-06-16 12:50:32] <Talonair> "The patrons ran. The waiter here said they were going to make it look like a failed marketing scene"
[2015-06-16 12:51:42] <Hankolijo> The guy looks over to the waiter. He blinks. "Uh. Yeah. We may not be able to find all those folks and, uh, how did you say... Ahmn... Amnehas... Do that thing, but, uh, we could make it look like it was never even a thing."
[2015-06-16 12:52:52] <DiePotato> "Just figure it out. I'm really quite done right now."
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[2015-06-16 12:53:31] <Talonair> Kit nods in agreement
[2015-06-16 12:55:33] <Hankolijo> The man sighs and heads to some other agents. They converse for a bit, then all nod in unison. The guy heads over to Velucci while the other two head out. The police tape is soon removed, and the crowd gathering outside is shoo'd away, while agents explain the "situation" to the authorities. The agent and Velucci talk for a bit, and said agent heads into the
[2015-06-16 12:55:33] <Hankolijo> kitchen, over to the freezer, while Velucci slowly and sadly walks over to Kit and Arty.
[2015-06-16 12:55:58] <Hankolijo> "I'a... I'a want'a to'a thank'a you two."
[2015-06-16 12:56:58] <Talonair> She looks over "For what?"
[2015-06-16 12:58:14] <Hankolijo> "For'a dealing'a with'a Merzallo'a." He says. After a short pause, he adds. "The vampiro."
[2015-06-16 12:59:06] <DiePotato> Artyom sighs. "I'm done. You are welcome for whatever but we are leaving. Let's go."
[2015-06-16 13:00:07] <Hankolijo> He nods and gives a weak smile. "Yes'a, of course. Come again'a! Maybe next'a time you won't'a get attacked'a!"
[2015-06-16 13:01:01] <Talonair> She nods. "Happy to help. Excuse me" she heads over to one of the agents. "I think the head chef here knows more about this then he's letting on. I recommend bringing him in for question
[2015-06-16 13:01:19] <Talonair> *questioning"
[2015-06-16 13:02:52] <Hankolijo> The agent turns to her. "Uh. Alright, then." He looks over to the waiters and sighs. "Still need to figure out what to do with them, anyway. We can't amnesticize everyone who was here, and not everyone who was told about it. We have to go with their damn cover story. Which means they have to remember at least something." He rubs his forehead. "This'll be a
[2015-06-16 13:02:53] <Hankolijo> nightmare."
[2015-06-16 13:03:56] <Talonair> "That's your job, I'll leave you too it" She heads back over to Arty
[2015-06-16 13:04:32] <DiePotato> Arty shakes his head. "Let's head back to the Site. Our job's done."
[2015-06-16 13:04:40] <Hankolijo> "I'a... I'a just'a hope'a I'a didn't leave a bad'a impression on'a you two. About'a me'a or'a my estate."
[2015-06-16 13:05:35] <Talonair> She nods, glancing back at the chef. "We had a wonderful evening, until the vampire"
[2015-06-16 13:06:20] <Hankolijo> He nods, smiling. "Grazie."
[2015-06-16 13:07:51] <Hankolijo> The agent places a hand on his shoulder. "Sir, we'd like to have a word with you." You see the waiters and the other chef being told the same. All three and two agents head into the kitchen, while the agent from before and an additional one wheel out the bodies through the back door.
[2015-06-16 13:08:33] <DiePotato> Arty sighs. "What a nightmare."
[2015-06-16 13:08:34] <Talonair> Kit looks back to Arty. "Yea let's go"
[2015-06-16 13:08:41] <DiePotato> "Alright."
[2015-06-16 13:08:48] <DiePotato> He leads them back to the car.
[2015-06-16 13:10:07] <Hankolijo> Their car can be found almost entirely surrounded by foundation vehicles, but there is a way out. A few passers by still watch from the opposite side of the road, intrigued by what's going on in there. Some are actually patrons, still in their fancy attire.
[2015-06-16 13:10:44] * AbsentWolf is now known as GreenWolf
[2015-06-16 13:11:45] <Hankolijo> The ride home would be not that eventful, but you might notice a couple foundation vehicles rush by at certain points.
[2015-06-16 13:12:30] <Hankolijo> And before you know it, you're back at Site-19. What a night, am I right?
[2015-06-16 14:44:09] <Talonair> Kit smirks at Arty, carefull extracting the roses from her bag
[2015-06-16 14:44:42] <Talonair> *carefully
[2015-06-16 14:44:47] <DiePotato> Arty sits into the car and rubs his face. "I am sorry it turned out like this."
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[2015-06-16 14:46:08] <Talonair> "Not your fault Arty, I had a wonderful time up till that point"
[2015-06-16 14:46:57] <DiePotato> He nods and sighs. "Thank you for letting me take you out."
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[2015-06-16 14:47:43] <Talonair> "Thank you a wonderful evening"
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[2015-06-16 14:48:02] <Talonair> *for a
[2015-06-16 14:48:34] <DiePotato> Arty nods again and gets out of the car. "I'll walk you back to your room."
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[2015-06-16 14:52:02] <Talonair> "My, what a gentleman"
[2015-06-16 14:52:34] <DiePotato> Arty rolls his eyes and opens her door for her
[2015-06-16 14:53:28] <Talonair> She steps out with a smile
[2015-06-16 14:54:31] <DiePotato> Arty shuts it afterwards and leads the two towards the dorms. After signing the vehicle back in that is.
[2015-06-16 14:56:01] <Talonair> Kit walks alongside him, roses in hand
[2015-06-16 14:56:45] <DiePotato> When they inevitably reach Kit's room: "Here we are."
[2015-06-16 14:57:48] <Talonair> Kit unlocks her door, stepping in and turning to Arty. "Thank you"
[2015-06-16 15:03:31] <DiePotato> Artyom nods and smiles. "You're welcome." He pauses for a moment, unsure of what to do. "..." He steps a bit closer and leans in.
[2015-06-16 15:04:16] <Talonair> Kit smirks before kissing him
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[2015-06-16 15:06:07] <DiePotato> ~Well. Leonard is quite right in some aspects.~ Arty pulls away afterwards and smiles. "Have a good night Kit."
[2015-06-16 15:08:32] <Talonair> "You too" She smiles before closing the door
[2015-06-16 15:09:25] <DiePotato> Arty watches the door for a moment and then goes to his room to change and sleep. Little does he know he'll be having a nightmare when he does.
[2015-06-16 15:13:01] <Talonair> Kit showers and changes into her sleep-wear. Apparently fighting a vampire  is tiring