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- ~~~~~~~ This is the first story of a series of stories ~~~~~~~
- >You're a pretty cruel guy
- >You don't sadistically kill things
- >Rather you expose them to situations to learn more about what makes them tick
- >Though, those situations mostly end with the eventual death of the test subjects
- >You've decided to learn how Fluffy Ponies work
- >From the pet store, you buy eighteen fluffies
- >Six of them are Earth, of those three are male and three are female
- >Six of them are Unicorn of, those three are male and three are female
- >Six of them are Pegasi, of those three are male and three are female
- >It's a completely equal bunch, perfect for the test
- >But, for this test, you'll only be using twelve
- >Two Earth males
- >Two Earth females
- >Two Unicorn males
- >Two Unicorn females
- >Two Pegasus males
- >Two Pegasus females
- >You put the remaining six into a temporary sleep
- >You'll use those later
- >The test enclosure is a 20x20x20 meter sand-covered island in the middle of a lake
- >The lake surrounding the island is too deep for a fluffy pony to travel across
- >The only feature of this island is a small mountain going as high as the island is wide
- >A small path spirals round the mountain to a cave dug in at the summit
- >The cave is small, but enough for two fluffy ponies
- >Here is the kicker: the cave contains a spaghetti dispenser
- >That is the only source of food on the island
- >You get out your notebook
- TEST ONE: SOCIAL CLASS AND HIERACHY
- >You are going to be monitoring how they react to a classic 'King of the Hill' scenario
- >Your hypothesis is that there will be one fluffy pony that takes charge over the group
- >You bet that it will be a Unicorn male, but we'll see
- >On the night of the test, you give the twelve ponies a serum so they will awake from their deep sleep in a little while
- >You sail to the island via a small raft
- >You place the fluffies on the island's beach
- >Now, you'll observe what happens over the coming days from the safety of the mainland, which is out of sight
- ~~~~~~~~ Day 1 ~~~~~~~~
- >The fluffies start to wake
- >"Where dis?" a few of them mutter confusedly
- >Once the fluffies are aware of their surroundings, they see their fellow test subjects
- >"New fwiend!" and "Wan' pway?" are common words said when fluffies meet
- >The fluffies immediately start to group hug
- >Half an hour later, they're still hugging
- >One of the fluffy's stomach starts to rumble
- >"Tummy hurt, vewy hung'y"
- >Good, they're at least clever enough to understand basic body signs, you note down, that they're just able to comprehend that if they don't eat, they'll die
- >"Wan' hung'y" A few of them start to mewl
- >Their group hug ends
- >They start to panic at the obvious lack of food
- >"It's time" you say to yourself
- >A lever that you pulled dispenses a little spaghetti into the cave
- >After a few minutes, the scent of the spaghetti reaches the fluffies
- >"What thats?" They question as they smell a familiar smell
- >Suddenly one of the Earth males breaks out in sudden realisation
- >"Swegetties!"
- >The other fluffies seem to understand the Earth male
- >One of the Pegasus males begins to run in the direction of the smell
- >It doesn't realise that the path spirals round the mountain instead of straight up
- >The Pegasus male slams straight into the wall, and falls over unconscious
- >"Fuck, I forgot these things were worse than retarded" You say in fustration
- >The other fluffies are fixed on the sleeping lump of fluff on the floor
- >"Dis' fwiend stupid" A female Unicorn speaks out "That not how hilly works"
- >The female Unicorn starts to trek the obviously highlighted path around the mountain
- >The other fluffies follow suit
- >"Wow, that was pretty neat." You say to yourself in approval at the female Unicorn
- >"I think we're on to a winner here with my 'smart Unicorns' hypothesis"
- One Unicorn male does not follow and instead stands there saying "Pway" over and over to the sleeping fluffy
- >"Ok, I take that back" You chuckle to yourself
- >The fluffies reach the top of the mountain
- >They catch sight of the spaghetti
- >"Sketties! Fix tummy hurt!" A few blurt out at their new prize
- >A stampede forms to get to the spaghetti
- >"My swegetties!" The Unicorn female speaks out in command
- >None of the fluffies listen to her
- >"MY sketty!" A pegasus female glides down from a short flight and lands in front of the cave
- >The pegasus turns to face the remainder of the herd, who stop at this roadblock
- >"MY SKETTY!!" The pegasus screams out
- >The other fluffies are shocked in fear
- >A fluffy male Unicorn realizes his need for food outweighs the selfishness of his peer
- >"You meanie pone" He speaks out "You help tummy growl"
- >It seems they have a rather childish understanding of this monopoly situation, nevertheless, it is almost the right understanding
- >The Unicorn starts to look visibly distressed
- >His horn lights up, getting brighter with more straining
- >His horn explodes in a cacophony of electricity
- >All of this is directed at the Pegasus blocking the cave
- >The entire island is engulfed in light
- >"Gahh, what the hell is this?" You say as you shield your eyes from the light
- >You look out of your binoculars quickly to see what happened with the magic attempt
- >What you see, is worse than all your previous experiments combined
- >The Pegaus blocking the cave has been bisected at the waist, she is bleeding out fast
- >The Unicorn's horn has been blown off, a cracked stump remains
- >Both of them cry out in terror
- >The other fluffies stand and watch as the Pegasus slowly dies of loss of blood and as the Unicorn is running around in circles, crying out at the immense pain
- >The Pegasus' insides have been splattered around everywhere, she finally dies of blood loss
- >The blood has stained most of the mountain top
- >The leader female Unicorn speaks out with her childish wisdom "Swegetties don't wan' fluffy"
- >"Yes, very childish wisdom" You say to yourself, still uneasy at what happened with the Pegasus
- >The fluffies avoid the mountain for the rest of the day, staying at the beach
- >On the side; you decide to name the fluffies that define themseles to keep track of anything in the future
- >You decide to name the female Unicorn leader 'Leader' quite simply
- >You decide to name the male Unicorn with no horn 'Blunt'
- >You decide to name the other male who stayed at the beach asking the Pegasus male to play 'Oblivious' and 'Wall-lover' respectively
- >The fluffies had no food today, you hope they'll overcome their fear of the mountain to get food or you'll have to think of something new
- >You get your notebook
- DAY ONE SUMMARY:
- DEATHS: ONE PEGASUS FEMALE
- INJURIES: WALL-LOVER (HEAD TRAUMA), BLUNT (MISSING HORN)
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