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BallsOfFluff

The Six Tests: The Society: Part I

Mar 29th, 2012
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  1. ~~~~~~~ This is the first story of a series of stories ~~~~~~~
  2.  
  3. >You're a pretty cruel guy
  4. >You don't sadistically kill things
  5. >Rather you expose them to situations to learn more about what makes them tick
  6. >Though, those situations mostly end with the eventual death of the test subjects
  7.  
  8. >You've decided to learn how Fluffy Ponies work
  9. >From the pet store, you buy eighteen fluffies
  10. >Six of them are Earth, of those three are male and three are female
  11. >Six of them are Unicorn of, those three are male and three are female
  12. >Six of them are Pegasi, of those three are male and three are female
  13. >It's a completely equal bunch, perfect for the test
  14. >But, for this test, you'll only be using twelve
  15. >Two Earth males
  16. >Two Earth females
  17. >Two Unicorn males
  18. >Two Unicorn females
  19. >Two Pegasus males
  20. >Two Pegasus females
  21. >You put the remaining six into a temporary sleep
  22. >You'll use those later
  23. >The test enclosure is a 20x20x20 meter sand-covered island in the middle of a lake
  24. >The lake surrounding the island is too deep for a fluffy pony to travel across
  25. >The only feature of this island is a small mountain going as high as the island is wide
  26. >A small path spirals round the mountain to a cave dug in at the summit
  27. >The cave is small, but enough for two fluffy ponies
  28. >Here is the kicker: the cave contains a spaghetti dispenser
  29. >That is the only source of food on the island
  30.  
  31. >You get out your notebook
  32. TEST ONE: SOCIAL CLASS AND HIERACHY
  33. >You are going to be monitoring how they react to a classic 'King of the Hill' scenario
  34. >Your hypothesis is that there will be one fluffy pony that takes charge over the group
  35. >You bet that it will be a Unicorn male, but we'll see
  36.  
  37. >On the night of the test, you give the twelve ponies a serum so they will awake from their deep sleep in a little while
  38. >You sail to the island via a small raft
  39. >You place the fluffies on the island's beach
  40. >Now, you'll observe what happens over the coming days from the safety of the mainland, which is out of sight
  41.  
  42.  
  43. ~~~~~~~~ Day 1 ~~~~~~~~
  44. >The fluffies start to wake
  45. >"Where dis?" a few of them mutter confusedly
  46. >Once the fluffies are aware of their surroundings, they see their fellow test subjects
  47. >"New fwiend!" and "Wan' pway?" are common words said when fluffies meet
  48. >The fluffies immediately start to group hug
  49. >Half an hour later, they're still hugging
  50. >One of the fluffy's stomach starts to rumble
  51. >"Tummy hurt, vewy hung'y"
  52. >Good, they're at least clever enough to understand basic body signs, you note down, that they're just able to comprehend that if they don't eat, they'll die
  53. >"Wan' hung'y" A few of them start to mewl
  54. >Their group hug ends
  55. >They start to panic at the obvious lack of food
  56. >"It's time" you say to yourself
  57. >A lever that you pulled dispenses a little spaghetti into the cave
  58.  
  59. >After a few minutes, the scent of the spaghetti reaches the fluffies
  60. >"What thats?" They question as they smell a familiar smell
  61. >Suddenly one of the Earth males breaks out in sudden realisation
  62. >"Swegetties!"
  63. >The other fluffies seem to understand the Earth male
  64. >One of the Pegasus males begins to run in the direction of the smell
  65. >It doesn't realise that the path spirals round the mountain instead of straight up
  66. >The Pegasus male slams straight into the wall, and falls over unconscious
  67. >"Fuck, I forgot these things were worse than retarded" You say in fustration
  68. >The other fluffies are fixed on the sleeping lump of fluff on the floor
  69. >"Dis' fwiend stupid" A female Unicorn speaks out "That not how hilly works"
  70. >The female Unicorn starts to trek the obviously highlighted path around the mountain
  71. >The other fluffies follow suit
  72. >"Wow, that was pretty neat." You say to yourself in approval at the female Unicorn
  73. >"I think we're on to a winner here with my 'smart Unicorns' hypothesis"
  74. One Unicorn male does not follow and instead stands there saying "Pway" over and over to the sleeping fluffy
  75. >"Ok, I take that back" You chuckle to yourself
  76. >The fluffies reach the top of the mountain
  77. >They catch sight of the spaghetti
  78. >"Sketties! Fix tummy hurt!" A few blurt out at their new prize
  79. >A stampede forms to get to the spaghetti
  80. >"My swegetties!" The Unicorn female speaks out in command
  81. >None of the fluffies listen to her
  82. >"MY sketty!" A pegasus female glides down from a short flight and lands in front of the cave
  83. >The pegasus turns to face the remainder of the herd, who stop at this roadblock
  84. >"MY SKETTY!!" The pegasus screams out
  85. >The other fluffies are shocked in fear
  86. >A fluffy male Unicorn realizes his need for food outweighs the selfishness of his peer
  87. >"You meanie pone" He speaks out "You help tummy growl"
  88. >It seems they have a rather childish understanding of this monopoly situation, nevertheless, it is almost the right understanding
  89. >The Unicorn starts to look visibly distressed
  90. >His horn lights up, getting brighter with more straining
  91. >His horn explodes in a cacophony of electricity
  92. >All of this is directed at the Pegasus blocking the cave
  93. >The entire island is engulfed in light
  94. >"Gahh, what the hell is this?" You say as you shield your eyes from the light
  95. >You look out of your binoculars quickly to see what happened with the magic attempt
  96. >What you see, is worse than all your previous experiments combined
  97. >The Pegaus blocking the cave has been bisected at the waist, she is bleeding out fast
  98. >The Unicorn's horn has been blown off, a cracked stump remains
  99. >Both of them cry out in terror
  100. >The other fluffies stand and watch as the Pegasus slowly dies of loss of blood and as the Unicorn is running around in circles, crying out at the immense pain
  101. >The Pegasus' insides have been splattered around everywhere, she finally dies of blood loss
  102. >The blood has stained most of the mountain top
  103. >The leader female Unicorn speaks out with her childish wisdom "Swegetties don't wan' fluffy"
  104. >"Yes, very childish wisdom" You say to yourself, still uneasy at what happened with the Pegasus
  105. >The fluffies avoid the mountain for the rest of the day, staying at the beach
  106. >On the side; you decide to name the fluffies that define themseles to keep track of anything in the future
  107. >You decide to name the female Unicorn leader 'Leader' quite simply
  108. >You decide to name the male Unicorn with no horn 'Blunt'
  109. >You decide to name the other male who stayed at the beach asking the Pegasus male to play 'Oblivious' and 'Wall-lover' respectively
  110. >The fluffies had no food today, you hope they'll overcome their fear of the mountain to get food or you'll have to think of something new
  111. >You get your notebook
  112.  
  113. DAY ONE SUMMARY:
  114. DEATHS: ONE PEGASUS FEMALE
  115. INJURIES: WALL-LOVER (HEAD TRAUMA), BLUNT (MISSING HORN)
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