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- 00:01:03,332 --> 00:01:08,332
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- akumenang.com
- M_I_SForEver
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- [airplane droning]
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- 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:15,875
- [man gasping]
- Aah! No! No!
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- 00:01:15,908 --> 00:01:18,811
- - Thirty seconds.
- - No! No! I'm not doing this!
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- 00:01:18,843 --> 00:01:23,115
- Perry! Just breathe with me.
- Just relax and breathe in...
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- 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,617
- - Ah!
- - Out.
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- 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,153
- - Aah!
- - Good. Good.
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- 00:01:28,186 --> 00:01:30,155
- - You're doing great.
- - [gasping]
- 9
- 00:01:30,188 --> 00:01:32,524
- - Slow in...
- - [inhales deeply]
- 10
- 00:01:32,558 --> 00:01:35,561
- - And out. So good.
- - [breathing hard]
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- 00:01:35,593 --> 00:01:38,263
- - Okay. Safe and sound.
- - Ah! [whimpering]
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- 00:01:38,296 --> 00:01:40,198
- Fifteen seconds.
- 13
- 00:01:40,231 --> 00:01:41,834
- - No! I can't do this! I won't!
- - Relax and breathe!
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- 00:01:41,867 --> 00:01:44,904
- I'm not relaxing.
- And I'm not jumping!
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- 00:01:44,936 --> 00:01:46,771
- - You promised me.
- - On the ground!
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- 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:48,574
- I promised you on the ground!
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- 00:01:48,606 --> 00:01:52,310
- - You promised me in the bed.
- - Which is on the ground!
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- 00:01:52,343 --> 00:01:54,312
- - Trust me!
- - Ah!
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- 00:01:54,346 --> 00:01:55,381
- You're gonna love it!
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- 00:01:55,414 --> 00:01:56,516
- It's now or never!
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- 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:57,850
- It's never! [gasping]
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- 00:01:57,882 --> 00:01:59,317
- It's now!
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- 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:05,290
- [Perry screaming]
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- 00:02:05,323 --> 00:02:07,359
- - [Jessie] I'm coming!
- - [Perry screaming]
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- 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:08,661
- I'm getting closer!
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- 00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:12,899
- Perry! Perry, I'm coming!
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- 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:15,233
- [Perry screaming]
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- 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:17,903
- - [Jessie] I've got you!
- - [Perry continues screaming]
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- 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,672
- - [slaps]
- - Relax!
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- 00:02:19,705 --> 00:02:22,775
- Relax?! Ten miles
- up in the air. Are you crazy?
- 31
- 00:02:22,807 --> 00:02:24,644
- - But I know...
- - But nothing!
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- 00:02:24,676 --> 00:02:27,479
- You're insane and
- I'm insane for being with you!
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- 00:02:27,513 --> 00:02:29,481
- - Okay. What are you saying?
- - I'm saying,
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- 00:02:29,514 --> 00:02:31,516
- that if by some miracle
- I'm not a pancake
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- 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:34,587
- in the next thirty seconds,
- we're done!
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- 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,254
- Wait, are you
- breaking up with me?
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- 00:02:36,288 --> 00:02:37,856
- [Perry]
- Yes, you freakin' maniac!
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- 00:02:37,889 --> 00:02:40,759
- [Jessie]
- Fine! Pull your ripcord, then.
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- 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,361
- - With pleasure!
- - [Jessie scoffs]
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- 00:02:43,628 --> 00:02:45,164
- - Goodbye!
- - [tears]
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- 00:02:46,365 --> 00:02:49,769
- [screams]
- Help me, Jessie! Help me!
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- 00:02:49,801 --> 00:02:51,469
- [Jessie]
- I got you, let me flip it.
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- 00:02:51,502 --> 00:02:55,507
- - All right, hold on!
- - [Perry screams]
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- 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:57,576
- [gentle orchestral music
- playing]
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- 00:03:02,781 --> 00:03:04,450
- I love you, forever.
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- 00:03:05,617 --> 00:03:06,852
- This is my perfect moment.
- 47
- 00:03:06,884 --> 00:03:09,521
- My man, my love.
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- 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:12,258
- - [Perry] My ass!
- - [Jessie] I just saved you
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- 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:13,960
- and you're still
- breaking up with me,
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- 00:03:13,992 --> 00:03:15,760
- it is not a good time.
- 51
- 00:03:15,794 --> 00:03:17,763
- [Perry]
- Who cares, you psycho!
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- 00:03:17,795 --> 00:03:19,731
- This was supposed to be
- an adventure!
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- 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,800
- Just get me to the ground
- as fast as possible
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- 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:23,468
- so I can be done with you!
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- 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:24,837
- - Really?
- - Really!
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- 00:03:26,604 --> 00:03:27,572
- Okay.
- 57
- 00:03:27,605 --> 00:03:30,909
- Ah! You crazy bitch!
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- 00:03:30,943 --> 00:03:32,344
- [crowd gasps]
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- 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:34,713
- Ah!
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- 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:37,450
- Ugh!
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- 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:39,418
- [Jessie screaming]
- Look out!
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- 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:42,687
- I'm so sorry! Watch out!
- [screams]
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- 00:03:42,721 --> 00:03:43,923
- - Oh, crap!
- - [crowd gasps]
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- 00:03:43,955 --> 00:03:46,625
- [wedding party screams, yells]
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- 00:03:53,665 --> 00:03:54,633
- Oh!
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- 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,436
- Everybody good?
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- 00:03:57,468 --> 00:03:59,838
- I'm so sorry!
- I know how you must feel.
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- 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,541
- I work on weddings sometimes.
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- 00:04:02,907 --> 00:04:04,609
- Get out of here!
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- [Jessie]
- It's a beautiful wedding.
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- 00:04:06,478 --> 00:04:08,948
- I would love to
- get that dress cleaned for you!
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- 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:11,283
- - [crowd murmurs angrily]
- - [man] Get outta here!
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- 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:17,423
- You've ruined my wedding!
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- [woman]
- For God's sake, who are you?
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- 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,831
- Take this and go! Go!
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- 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:27,400
- Get outta here!
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- ⪠There goes the bride âª
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- 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:33,372
- ⪠Dressed in muddy white âª
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- [man]
- Wedding trasher!
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- 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:37,842
- [notification sounds]
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- 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,344
- [man #2]
- Get out of here!
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- 00:04:39,377 --> 00:04:40,745
- [woman]
- Wedding trasher!
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- 00:04:40,778 --> 00:04:41,713
- [bride, echoing]
- You ruined this for me!
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- 00:04:44,415 --> 00:04:48,687
- [acoustic guitar playing]
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- 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:51,624
- ⪠You think that we could be âª
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- ⪠Perfect in love âª
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- 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:59,798
- ⪠If you do you're utterly,
- Totally, perfectly wrong âª
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- 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:04,737
- ⪠Love is perfect
- Love is pure âª
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- 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:06,906
- ⪠We screw it up
- That's for sure âª
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- 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,876
- ⪠Don't blame love âª
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- 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:14,112
- ⪠The blame is on us... âª
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- 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:16,882
- Okay, folks. The moment
- you've all been waiting for!
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- 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:20,386
- The historical, hysterical,
- completely inaccurate
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- 00:05:20,418 --> 00:05:21,586
- Captain Ritchie Duck Tour!
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- 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,055
- Listen, it's gonna be a blast.
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- 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:24,490
- And if you don't have fun,
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- tough beans,
- because you already paid,
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- 00:05:26,391 --> 00:05:28,026
- and it's impossible
- to get a refund.
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- 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,129
- High five! Boom! Pound it out.
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- 00:05:30,161 --> 00:05:32,063
- - Boom! There you go.
- - [woman] Look out.
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- Wait a minute!
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- 00:05:34,766 --> 00:05:37,737
- I did not know the Miss America
- pageant was in town.
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- 00:05:37,769 --> 00:05:40,072
- - [chuckles] You're fresh.
- - Thank you for noticing.
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- 00:05:40,105 --> 00:05:42,007
- The secret to that
- is showering monthly,
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- 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,643
- exercising never,
- and drinking a bunch.
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- 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:46,444
- Wow, it's working.
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- 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:48,980
- Though, you may wanna
- revisit that shower schedule.
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- 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:50,516
- Like what,
- once every two months?
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- 00:05:50,548 --> 00:05:51,816
- That's what I was thinking.
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- 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,486
- Like the water
- conservation thing.
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- 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,954
- - Yeah.
- - You're nasty. I like it.
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- 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,389
- [laughs]
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- 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:57,857
- Glass slipper.
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- 00:05:57,889 --> 00:05:59,724
- Cinderella's
- my favorite character.
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- - Where's the other one?
- - Prince Charming has it.
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- 00:06:02,694 --> 00:06:04,830
- And where is he?
- 117
- 00:06:04,862 --> 00:06:06,699
- Hmm, that's the question,
- isn't it?
- 118
- 00:06:06,732 --> 00:06:10,136
- Uh! Make room for Cinderella
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- and her not ugly stepsisters!
- 120
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- Come on in.
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- Dressed for the cause,
- I like the suit.
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- 00:06:16,074 --> 00:06:17,910
- Oh, and the purple
- brings out your eyes.
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- [Jordan]
- ⪠Don't blame love âª
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- ⪠Don't blame love âª
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- 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,586
- ⪠Blame us. âª
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- 00:06:29,187 --> 00:06:31,656
- [crowd applauds]
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- 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:36,060
- [guitar music continues]
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- 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:38,497
- [strums chords]
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- 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:41,433
- [chamber music playing]
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- [car engine starts]
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- 00:06:48,706 --> 00:06:51,476
- [car fades]
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- - [Jessie] Gah!
- - Oh! Ooh!
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- 00:06:57,048 --> 00:06:59,084
- Oh, God, sorry. Are you okay?
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- 00:06:59,117 --> 00:07:01,020
- What do you think you're doing?
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- 00:07:01,052 --> 00:07:02,687
- I'm so sorry, that
- was totally my fault.
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- Bloody scooters!
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- 00:07:04,055 --> 00:07:05,723
- Are you Lawrence Phillips?
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- Yes, I am.
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- 00:07:07,091 --> 00:07:09,127
- I've had your food
- at a wedding.
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- 00:07:09,161 --> 00:07:10,829
- - Oh, good.
- - It was incredible.
- 141
- 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:12,163
- Yeah, I'm glad you survived.
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- 00:07:12,197 --> 00:07:13,732
- I want you to
- cater my wedding. I...
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- 00:07:13,764 --> 00:07:15,634
- No, I'm booked
- years in advance.
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- 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:17,702
- Oh, no, I mean, I'm
- not even engaged. It's okay.
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- 00:07:17,735 --> 00:07:19,471
- My last boyfriend dropped me.
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- 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:21,105
- I dropped him, actually,
- into a lake.
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- 00:07:21,139 --> 00:07:22,708
- Into a lake?
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- 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:24,976
- So, I got off, relatively
- lightly, this morning.
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- 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,480
- I am sorry. It was
- really nice to meet you.
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- 00:07:27,512 --> 00:07:29,781
- [sighs] I could say,
- it was fun bumping into you,
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- 00:07:29,814 --> 00:07:31,250
- but I'd be
- stretching the truth.
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- Have a great day.
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- 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,185
- [car horn honks]
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- Oh, God.
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- 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:37,756
- [footsteps echoing]
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- [Jessie]
- Hi. Sorry, I'm a fraction late.
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- I literally ran into
- Lawrence Phillips,
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- who's just so...
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- - Uptight?
- - Precise.
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- - Crabby and anal.
- - A perfectionist.
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- 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:52,872
- [Liz]
- An OCD pain in the ass.
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- The best in the city.
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- I guess, I was thinking
- more like famous.
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- I'm the groom. Hi, I'm Robert.
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- And our next mayor.
- Jessie English.
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- It's an honor. I mailed
- my ballot in yesterday,
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- 00:08:05,182 --> 00:08:07,118
- so, you're winning,
- one to nothing.
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- 00:08:07,151 --> 00:08:09,587
- Well, if you've voted for me,
- then I'm voting for me.
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- 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,757
- I'm Liz. I'm the bride.
- And this is Lucifer.
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- 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:16,228
- Bev. Robert's campaign manager.
- And we are on a schedule.
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- I'm Jimmy,
- the not famous Barton.
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- 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:19,264
- The black sheep Barton.
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- 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,600
- - Nice to meet you, too.
- - You, too.
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- 00:08:21,632 --> 00:08:23,735
- I'm late for an important date,
- so, I'm gone.
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- 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:25,704
- Thank you, again, for the
- best man thing.
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- 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:27,973
- - It means a lot.
- - Absolu...
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- - Leave.
- - I won't let you down.
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- - [clatters]
- - Oh!
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- 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:35,247
- - Sorry about that.
- - Go-go-go-go.
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- - I got it.
- - Thank you. Thank you.
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- 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:40,019
- - My brother.
- - At least we know
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- - you're gonna win.
- - [Robert] How?
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- 00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:44,556
- Every successful politician
- has that train-wreck brother.
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- 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:45,925
- Do you have anything nice
- to say about anyone?
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- 00:08:45,957 --> 00:08:47,326
- - Yes.
- - Who?
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- 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:49,061
- - Me. I think I'm terrific.
- - Right.
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- 00:08:49,094 --> 00:08:50,729
- I got a call about a wedding...
- 188
- 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,697
- Robert, this is the girl
- who planned the wedding
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- 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:54,165
- - that Diane raved about.
- - Oh!
- 190
- 00:08:54,198 --> 00:08:56,168
- Oh, you mean,
- my cousin, Tina's wedding.
- 191
- 00:08:56,201 --> 00:08:58,202
- I didn't plan, plan that.
- I just did it as a favor.
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- 00:08:58,235 --> 00:09:00,172
- Okay, well, I saw the photos
- and it was beautiful.
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- 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:04,076
- Thanks. So, I'm here
- about the florist job?
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- 00:09:04,109 --> 00:09:05,677
- Ah, no, you're not.
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- 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,278
- So, we have a florist.
- We need a planner.
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- 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:08,781
- And the wedding
- is in eight days.
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- 00:09:08,813 --> 00:09:10,214
- Sorry, eight days?
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- Amazing.
- [whispers] Are you pregnant?
- 199
- 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,153
- No, no, we've
- had this scheduled for a year.
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- - We've just had some...
- - Firings.
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- 00:09:15,787 --> 00:09:17,221
- - Yeah, and some...
- - Quittings.
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- 00:09:17,254 --> 00:09:19,258
- - Disagreements.
- - Fifth time's a charm.
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- 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,126
- I would be the fifth?
- 204
- 00:09:21,158 --> 00:09:23,962
- We have a few different points
- of view about the wedding.
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- 00:09:23,995 --> 00:09:26,230
- Hey, this should be simple.
- You two love each other, right?
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- 00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:28,233
- [both] Yes.
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- 00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:30,168
- [laughs] So,
- what's the problem?
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- 00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:32,004
- What's your
- favorite kind of music?
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- I love classical.
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- Lovely, so Mozart's
- "Wedding March."
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- 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:36,375
- I'm rock and roll.
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- 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:38,043
- Queen. "Crazy Little Thing
- Called Love."
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- 00:09:38,076 --> 00:09:40,379
- - I want it traditional.
- - Classic, elegant.
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- 00:09:40,412 --> 00:09:42,748
- And I want it short.
- Just, like, bullshit, bullshit.
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- 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:44,349
- I do. I do.
- Let's just get to the party.
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- Rad. So, young, fresh, modern...
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- 00:09:47,251 --> 00:09:49,921
- So, completely un-newsworthy.
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- 00:09:49,955 --> 00:09:51,724
- You have to think of
- press and TV.
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- 00:09:51,756 --> 00:09:54,626
- No offense, but
- zero percent of my friends
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- 00:09:54,659 --> 00:09:56,828
- read the society pages
- or watch the local news.
- 221
- 00:09:56,861 --> 00:10:00,131
- But if your candidate
- could throw a knockout party,
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- 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,867
- it will be Instagrammed,
- texted, tweeted,
- 223
- 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,702
- YouTube'ed, TikTok'ed.
- 224
- 00:10:04,735 --> 00:10:07,673
- Robert Barton is...
- He's cool. He's relatable.
- 225
- 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:09,774
- - Robert, what do you think?
- - I think you should
- 226
- 00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:11,777
- - go with Lawrence.
- - And you're not Robert.
- 227
- 00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:14,112
- Wait, Lawrence Phillips
- wants to do it?
- 228
- 00:10:14,145 --> 00:10:17,015
- Hey, as much as I would love
- to have this job, get him.
- 229
- 00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:19,283
- - I'll bus the tables.
- - I just... I don't feel like...
- 230
- 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:21,787
- - What was your name again?
- - Jessie English.
- 231
- 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,389
- Oh, I'll be right back.
- Excuse me.
- 232
- 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:25,224
- Don't I recognize you
- from somewhere?
- 233
- 00:10:25,256 --> 00:10:26,991
- Uh, maybe.
- 234
- 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:29,427
- You're the Wedding Trasher,
- aren't you?
- 235
- 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:32,163
- - Yep.
- - You were with that anchorman.
- 236
- 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:35,967
- Yeah. I ruined that,
- and somebody's wedding.
- 237
- 00:10:36,999 --> 00:10:37,669
- Thank you for coming,
- you're out.
- 238
- 00:10:37,702 --> 00:10:40,105
- Well, thank you.
- Thanks for the time.
- 239
- 00:10:40,138 --> 00:10:42,441
- Now we're off to a meeting
- with the lobster guild.
- 240
- 00:10:42,474 --> 00:10:44,777
- Okay. So,
- can you start right now?
- 241
- 00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:46,310
- You really want her?
- 242
- 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:48,147
- [scoffs]
- We're in trouble. Okay?
- 243
- 00:10:48,179 --> 00:10:49,747
- I mean, Diane said she's great.
- 244
- 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,750
- She's here. She has a pulse.
- 245
- 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:52,884
- Yeah, I want her.
- 246
- 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,452
- Fine. You're hired.
- 247
- 00:10:54,485 --> 00:10:56,154
- Don't worry, I won't
- hold it against you.
- 248
- 00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:57,288
- - Thank you.
- - Hold what?
- 249
- 00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:59,091
- - Nothing.
- - Not nothing.
- 250
- 00:10:59,124 --> 00:11:01,826
- - Welcome aboard.
- - You won't regret this.
- 251
- 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,428
- Let's hope not.
- 252
- 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:05,230
- - Amazing.
- - I know, it's gonna be great.
- 253
- 00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:07,199
- So, come on, we have, like,
- a thousand things to do.
- 254
- 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,333
- [Jessie]
- Yes, tell me everything.
- 255
- 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,239
- As there will be
- extensive press coverage,
- 256
- 00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:16,108
- TV, print, and the Internet,
- 257
- 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,110
- everyone will arrive in limos.
- 258
- 00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:20,479
- I'm an environmentalist.
- I hate this limo crap.
- 259
- 00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:22,113
- [Jessie] Is that
- other one yours?
- 260
- 00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:24,350
- - Yep.
- - Tell him to take the day off.
- 261
- 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:26,719
- Hey!
- 262
- 00:11:28,019 --> 00:11:29,020
- [bike bell jingles]
- 263
- 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:35,426
- - Zero emissions.
- - [chuckles] Very nice.
- 264
- 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,963
- - Gainsborough Street, please.
- - Whoa. A celebrity.
- 265
- 00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:40,031
- - Ha, ha, very funny.
- - Wedding trasher.
- 266
- 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:42,000
- - Okay. We gotta go.
- - Do me a favor?
- 267
- 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,936
- Just sit still and
- try not to trash my cab.
- 268
- 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,403
- What is he saying?
- 269
- 00:11:45,437 --> 00:11:47,038
- He thinks I'm some
- kind of famous person.
- 270
- 00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:48,841
- It's so much easier
- if I just say yes.
- 271
- 00:11:51,909 --> 00:11:53,745
- [Ritchie]
- All right. So,
- 272
- 00:11:53,778 --> 00:11:55,447
- this how we're gonna do it
- on the duck tour.
- 273
- 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,149
- We're gonna do a little thing
- called the quack quack.
- 274
- 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:58,917
- Now, my command is,
- "What'd it do?"
- 275
- 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,886
- And after I say,
- "What'd it do?" You say...
- 276
- 00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:01,886
- Quack, quack!
- 277
- 00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:03,354
- There we go. High five.
- 278
- 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:04,956
- All right. What'd it do?
- 279
- 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,325
- Quack, quack.
- 280
- 00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:07,825
- Just Cinderella... What'd it do?
- 281
- 00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:10,095
- - Quack, quack.
- - Ooh, nice.
- 282
- 00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:13,331
- [laughter and applause]
- 283
- 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:16,902
- The very first lighthouse
- was built in 1717,
- 284
- 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:18,369
- in the Boston Harbor,
- 285
- 00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:21,038
- making it the oldest erection
- in the nation.
- 286
- 00:12:21,072 --> 00:12:23,408
- That is, if you
- don't count Larry King.
- 287
- 00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:24,942
- [laughs]
- 288
- 00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:27,011
- Boom! Nailed it!
- 289
- 00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:29,981
- [classical music playing]
- 290
- 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,093
- Hmm.
- 291
- 00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:46,098
- - Randall?
- - Yes, sir?
- 292
- 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:47,132
- Measure.
- 293
- 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,074
- Eleven and a half.
- 294
- 00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:57,842
- - Who?
- - Juan.
- 295
- 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,010
- Juan?
- 296
- 00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:02,815
- Yes, sir?
- 297
- 00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:03,848
- Eleven and a half.
- 298
- 00:13:03,881 --> 00:13:05,416
- - No. I...
- - Yes.
- 299
- 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,052
- And it's not as if
- you've slightly missed
- 300
- 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,353
- by a 32nd or even a 16th,
- 301
- 00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:10,021
- but a full half inch.
- 302
- 00:13:10,054 --> 00:13:11,556
- I could see it
- the moment I came in.
- 303
- 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:15,060
- The entire room
- was out of balance.
- 304
- 00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:17,929
- You're off crystal.
- 305
- 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:21,265
- Re-measure all his tables
- and put him on salads.
- 306
- 00:13:21,298 --> 00:13:23,235
- Half an inch, God!
- 307
- 00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,104
- [Steve]
- Lawrence!
- 308
- 00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:27,572
- What are you two doing here?
- 309
- 00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,107
- - Saying hi.
- - This is gorgeous.
- 310
- 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,543
- Yes, well,
- gorgeous is what we do,
- 311
- 00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:33,010
- but I'm right in the middle...
- 312
- 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:34,178
- Of an unhappy life?
- 313
- 00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:35,514
- We were in the neighborhood
- 314
- 00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:37,249
- and wanted to
- say hi to the genius.
- 315
- 00:13:37,282 --> 00:13:39,251
- Well, yes, hi and goodbye.
- 316
- 00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:41,220
- You don't have a moment
- for your best friends?
- 317
- 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,287
- Not right now.
- 318
- 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,589
- Looks pretty good.
- 319
- 00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:44,990
- "Pretty good"
- could get you fired.
- 320
- 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,391
- Oh, well, I meant...
- 321
- 00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:48,526
- I frankly don't care
- what you meant.
- 322
- 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:51,429
- The centerpiece table
- is the signature creation
- 323
- 00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:53,097
- of every
- Lawrence Phillips event.
- 324
- 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:56,869
- And "pretty good"
- is not in our lexicon.
- 325
- 00:13:56,902 --> 00:14:00,072
- We start at perfect
- and we ascend from there.
- 326
- 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,106
- Gonna run one thing by you,
- and we're gone.
- 327
- 00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:03,908
- You haven't had a date
- since Beth died.
- 328
- 00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,376
- - Five years ago.
- - You're miserable.
- 329
- 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,178
- - And lonely.
- - Yes. Thank you,
- 330
- 00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:10,148
- Dr. and Mrs. Phil,
- but in six hours' time,
- 331
- 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:11,583
- I have 500 people
- descending on...
- 332
- 00:14:11,615 --> 00:14:13,451
- - We fixed a lunch for you.
- - What?
- 333
- 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,552
- A blind date.
- 334
- 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,923
- Steve, this is not
- the right moment.
- 335
- 00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:19,925
- It's never the right
- moment with you.
- 336
- 00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:22,293
- So, we thought we'd surprise
- you with a dating intervention.
- 337
- 00:14:22,326 --> 00:14:23,629
- - Ugh!
- - She's age appropriate,
- 338
- 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,430
- - charming and beautiful.
- - Oh, stop it.
- 339
- 00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:26,998
- This is not funny.
- 340
- 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,167
- I would never dream
- of going on a blind date.
- 341
- 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,336
- I hate surprises of any kind.
- 342
- 00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:33,939
- - [inhales] That's too bad.
- - [Lawrence] Why?
- 343
- 00:14:33,971 --> 00:14:36,307
- Because your blind date
- is right now.
- 344
- 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:39,344
- - Sara!
- - No. No, no.
- 345
- 00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:40,378
- Okay.
- 346
- 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,383
- [Steve chuckles]
- Adios.
- 347
- 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,318
- - No, look... I can't!
- - [Steve] Good luck!
- 348
- 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:49,955
- - [screams] Ah! Ah!
- - [dog whimpers]
- 349
- 00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:53,091
- Oh! Oh, dear. I...
- 350
- 00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:56,928
- - Are you completely...
- - Blind? Yes.
- 351
- 00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:58,663
- Yes, oh, dear. Completely.
- 352
- 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:02,301
- I just, I don't know.
- I mean, I came here
- 353
- 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,201
- to meet a Lawrence,
- but instead I...
- 354
- 00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:06,605
- - Yes, I'm Lawrence.
- - Oh.
- 355
- 00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:08,473
- Oh, my dear own God. So...
- 356
- 00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:12,510
- You're my date. I'm Sara.
- 357
- 00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:14,712
- Lawrence Phillips.
- 358
- 00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,648
- Did they not tell you about me?
- 359
- 00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:18,550
- They mentioned a blind date.
- 360
- 00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:21,086
- Well, I think
- the politically correct term
- 361
- 00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:23,555
- is "visually impaired" date.
- 362
- 00:15:23,587 --> 00:15:26,257
- - Sorry.
- - So, is lunch still on?
- 363
- 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:29,194
- I do apologize, but I'm under
- savage pressure here today.
- 364
- 00:15:29,226 --> 00:15:31,129
- - But I promise, we will...
- - Oh, yeah.
- 365
- 00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:33,632
- ...lunch in the future
- under slightly less...
- 366
- 00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:35,299
- hectic circumstances.
- 367
- 00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:37,702
- - Now, if I may escort you out?
- - [dog barks]
- 368
- 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:39,337
- - Oh, yeah, okay.
- - Ah!
- 369
- 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,673
- Be careful now.
- Easy, Teddy, easy.
- 370
- 00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:43,475
- That-a boy.
- 371
- 00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:46,445
- He can't be any worse
- at aiming me than you are.
- 372
- 00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:47,745
- Hah!
- 373
- 00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:49,648
- Your laugh has
- something about it.
- 374
- 00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,283
- It sounds rusty.
- 375
- 00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:52,718
- How do you mean?
- 376
- 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,519
- It sounds like
- you don't do it enough.
- 377
- 00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:56,288
- - [Lawrence] Ah, well...
- - Is that it?
- 378
- 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,623
- - [claps]
- - [Sara] Oh, we're fine.
- 379
- 00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:02,026
- Oh, thank you, so much.
- Thank you.
- 380
- 00:16:02,059 --> 00:16:03,761
- [Lawrence]
- There's a taxi for you.
- 381
- 00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,129
- [Sara]
- No, really, I'm fine.
- 382
- 00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,099
- - No. I insist.
- - Seriously.
- 383
- 00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:09,734
- It's no problem at all.
- 384
- 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:13,404
- Well, I apologize. It's just,
- you catch me at a busy time.
- 385
- 00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:15,573
- Are you handsome?
- 386
- 00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:17,141
- No, I'm ancient.
- 387
- 00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:18,476
- [laughs]
- 388
- 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:20,144
- What time are you done tonight?
- 389
- 00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:22,147
- Oh, very late. About eleven.
- 390
- 00:16:22,179 --> 00:16:25,416
- Oh, that's not late.
- That's early, here.
- 391
- 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,451
- We could have a drink,
- or something.
- 392
- 00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,620
- It's in Braille.
- 393
- 00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:32,357
- It's on the other side here.
- No, that side. Yes.
- 394
- 00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:39,697
- I will call you.
- 395
- 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,000
- I will answer.
- 396
- 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,068
- Did you just wave?
- 397
- 00:16:44,101 --> 00:16:45,703
- - I did not.
- - Yes, you did.
- 398
- 00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:47,204
- I did.
- 399
- 00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:50,275
- [laughs]
- Oh, that's good.
- 400
- 00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:53,245
- [laughing]
- Oh, my goodness, Teddy.
- 401
- 00:16:55,145 --> 00:16:56,781
- [cheering and applause]
- 402
- 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,617
- [game show music playing]
- 403
- 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,754
- [Eddie]
- Calm down! Calm down!
- 404
- 00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:05,289
- All right, take it easy!
- 405
- 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:07,826
- Let's just try to
- get through this.
- 406
- 00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:10,628
- I'm Eddie Stone, and
- you've accidentally tuned in
- 407
- 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,664
- to Crash Couples,
- a so called game show
- 408
- 00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:16,301
- based on love,
- relationships, dating,
- 409
- 00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,836
- and a whole bunch of other crap
- that nobody cares about.
- 410
- 00:17:18,869 --> 00:17:20,504
- - [drum sting]
- - [audience laughs]
- 411
- 00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,339
- We have whittled down
- a thousand contestants
- 412
- 00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,809
- to these nervous twits
- who are standing here
- 413
- 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,278
- wetting themselves.
- 414
- 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,245
- - [drum sting]
- - [audience laughs]
- 415
- 00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:31,215
- Tonight, we'll find out who
- will make up the four couples
- 416
- 00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:33,785
- who will compete
- for one million dollars!
- 417
- 00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:37,221
- [cheering and applause]
- 418
- 00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:41,125
- The other twelve losers will...
- 419
- 00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:43,662
- [chanting]
- Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
- 420
- 00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,830
- Can I have Nick Matthews?
- 421
- 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,799
- - Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- - [drum roll]
- 422
- 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,803
- Nick, nobody wants to see
- an old guy on TV.
- 423
- 00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:53,838
- Me, yes. You, no.
- 424
- 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,575
- I don't even know how
- you got this far. You're out.
- 425
- 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:59,376
- [audience chanting]
- Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
- 426
- 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:00,778
- Let's speed this up.
- 427
- 00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:04,248
- Taylor, Molly,
- Howard, Kenny, Elana...
- 428
- 00:18:04,281 --> 00:18:06,217
- - [drum roll]
- - You are out!
- 429
- 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,519
- Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
- 430
- 00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:09,721
- You know the old saying,
- opposites attract?
- 431
- 00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:13,324
- BS. I think opposites
- actually hate each other.
- 432
- 00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:15,793
- Let's find out.
- Where is Sharon?
- 433
- 00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:18,163
- - Ah! [giggles]
- - Oh! Whoa!
- 434
- 00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:20,531
- [chuckles] Does
- that say Sharon or Shaq?
- 435
- 00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:22,534
- - Sharon.
- - [laughs] All right, fine.
- 436
- 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,503
- Sharon, your opposite is Verne.
- 437
- 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,739
- - Yeah, Verne! Where's Verne?
- - [audience cheers]
- 438
- 00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:29,473
- Where... Ha!
- 439
- 00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:31,676
- Oh-ho, Jack and the Beanstalk.
- 440
- 00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:32,878
- [audience laughs]
- 441
- 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,180
- And we have Gianna and Donald.
- 442
- 00:18:35,212 --> 00:18:36,647
- Where are you? Oh.
- 443
- 00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:39,351
- - [drum roll]
- - Gianna and...
- 444
- 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,452
- Hoh, he's got
- the right to bare arms.
- 445
- 00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:44,556
- [laughs] Very nice.
- Good luck to the two of you.
- 446
- 00:18:44,588 --> 00:18:47,224
- All right, next,
- Habib and David.
- 447
- 00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:48,860
- [drum roll]
- 448
- 00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:51,696
- How the heck did we
- end up with two guys?
- 449
- 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,398
- Who's in charge of this show?
- 450
- 00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:54,833
- - You are.
- - I... What?
- 451
- 00:18:54,865 --> 00:18:56,300
- [laughs]
- I... All right.
- 452
- 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:57,568
- Screw it.
- You guys are together.
- 453
- 00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,204
- See how this works out.
- 454
- 00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:01,373
- - [drum roll]
- - And our last couple
- 455
- 00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:05,809
- Svetlana, 28 years old,
- Russian and an attorney
- 456
- 00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:07,711
- and a hottie.
- 457
- 00:19:07,744 --> 00:19:09,446
- - Am I allowed to say, hottie?
- - No.
- 458
- 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,249
- You're a hottie.
- 459
- 00:19:11,281 --> 00:19:13,350
- Whoever gets her is the
- luckiest guy on the planet.
- 460
- 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,452
- Dream on, loser.
- I got this one.
- 461
- 00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:18,557
- - Your mate is named...
- - Jimmy Barton!
- 462
- 00:19:18,589 --> 00:19:20,224
- - [Eddie] Here he is!
- - Ha-ha!
- 463
- 00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:21,927
- - Jimmy Barton.
- - [audience cheers]
- 464
- 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,263
- People often say that
- they're attached to each other.
- 465
- 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,865
- So, we at Crash Couples
- thought,
- 466
- 00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:30,534
- what would happen if
- they were actually attached?
- 467
- 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,937
- - Come on!
- - [cheering and applause]
- 468
- 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,208
- Lock 'em up! Then,
- you'll stay together until
- 469
- 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,376
- you can't take it anymore,
- for whatever crazy reason.
- 470
- 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:42,214
- And when you finally decide
- to break the link...
- 471
- 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,782
- [alarm blares]
- 472
- 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,785
- [chanting]
- Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
- 473
- 00:19:46,817 --> 00:19:48,987
- - [alarm stops]
- - So, Shaq, what do you think?
- 474
- 00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,588
- I'm game.
- 475
- 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,291
- And you, shorty,
- how can I help you out?
- 476
- 00:19:53,324 --> 00:19:55,460
- Take it easy, Eddie,
- I got this Amazon.
- 477
- 00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:57,494
- Oh, he's got this Amazon.
- 478
- 00:19:57,528 --> 00:20:00,231
- Bring me a stepladder
- and some bungee cords.
- 479
- 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,267
- - [laughs]
- - [Eddie] There you have it,
- 480
- 00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:04,970
- the four couples who
- will compete for $1 million.
- 481
- 00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:06,570
- [cheering and applause]
- 482
- 00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:08,405
- Actually, you know what?
- 483
- 00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:10,542
- Why don't we stop here
- and get a coffee real quick?
- 484
- 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:11,776
- - Sure.
- - Yeah.
- 485
- 00:20:11,808 --> 00:20:13,612
- Oh look,
- she didn't trash my cab.
- 486
- 00:20:13,644 --> 00:20:15,713
- Shut it! Uh, so,
- 487
- 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,250
- I'll need a contact
- for the florist and the band.
- 488
- 00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:20,317
- Yes. Florist, yes.
- We don't have a band yet,
- 489
- 00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:22,887
- - but we have to talk about it.
- - Jessie. Oh, my God!
- 490
- 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:27,425
- Wow! Hi. This is
- my cousin, Tina, who we...
- 491
- 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,427
- - [Liz] Oh!
- - And, and this is Liz.
- 492
- 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,630
- Wait, hi. I just saw the photos
- from your wedding
- 493
- 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:32,931
- and it was, like, amazing.
- 494
- 00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:34,598
- Yeah. Well,
- that's thanks to Jessie.
- 495
- 00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:36,534
- Oh, I just helped out, really.
- 496
- 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:37,902
- Bull. She did the whole thing.
- 497
- 00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:39,703
- Yeah. That's what I heard.
- 498
- 00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,506
- - And now she's planning mine.
- - That's great!
- 499
- 00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:42,807
- - Congratulations.
- - Thank you.
- 500
- 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:44,541
- - Come sit with us.
- - No, we kind of
- 501
- 00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:46,510
- - have a scheduled fitting...
- - No, we're cool.
- 502
- 00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:47,946
- Yeah, we're good.
- 503
- 00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:49,547
- - What was your name?
- - It's Meg.
- 504
- 00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:51,548
- Meg, okay. Liz.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- 505
- 00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:53,852
- Hey, guys, you
- want some drinks?
- 506
- 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,819
- A Margarita Patrón,
- salt, rocks.
- 507
- 00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,023
- Okay. I'm sorry, are you...?
- 508
- 00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,723
- Yes. It's me.
- The wedding trasher.
- 509
- 00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:01,960
- We can sit in the back
- if that's easier for you.
- 510
- 00:21:01,992 --> 00:21:06,330
- Ah, no, I was just gonna see
- if you guys wanted some menus.
- 511
- 00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:08,967
- - Uh, yeah. Menus would be good.
- - [chuckles] Okay.
- 512
- 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,368
- Okay. I've heard
- "wedding trasher" twice, now.
- 513
- 00:21:11,402 --> 00:21:13,438
- You're gonna have to
- forgive my cousin. She's...
- 514
- 00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:15,606
- - Aggressive?
- - Mm, more like competitive.
- 515
- 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,442
- - She's super competitive.
- - Can't lose.
- 516
- 00:21:17,474 --> 00:21:18,909
- - [Meg] To anyone.
- - Ever.
- 517
- 00:21:18,942 --> 00:21:20,511
- Which is why she's
- working on weddings
- 518
- 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:21,846
- instead of getting
- married herself.
- 519
- 00:21:21,878 --> 00:21:23,548
- - Mm-hmm. And...
- - [Liz] Makes sense.
- 520
- 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,915
- - You have to see this.
- - No-no-no!
- 521
- 00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:26,618
- Hold on.
- 522
- 00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:28,687
- This has over seven and
- a half million views.
- 523
- 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,422
- Wait for it. Yeah.
- 524
- 00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:31,722
- [Perry yells in video]
- 525
- 00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:33,325
- - [Jessie groans] No...
- - [splash]
- 526
- 00:21:33,357 --> 00:21:35,426
- - Oh!
- - [Meg laughing] Oh, my!
- 527
- 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,694
- Wait, is that Perry Blake?
- 528
- 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:38,563
- - [Meg] Mm-hmm.
- - Yep, right there.
- 529
- 00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:41,965
- You dropped a Channel Seven
- news anchorman into a lake?
- 530
- 00:21:41,999 --> 00:21:43,701
- Is he gonna sue you?
- 531
- 00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:46,603
- I'm pretty sure my
- legal responsibility ended
- 532
- 00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:49,073
- once I granted his request
- to return him to the ground
- 533
- 00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:51,809
- - as soon as possible.
- - [laughs] Oh, Jessie!
- 534
- 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:55,647
- But I am, now and forever,
- the wedding trasher.
- 535
- 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,450
- - So, I'm just gonna...
- - Wait, where are you going?
- 536
- 00:22:00,017 --> 00:22:02,086
- - I'm just gonna go.
- - What?
- 537
- 00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:03,987
- I know you don't need me
- or my bad press.
- 538
- 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,856
- - What are you...
- - So, I'm gonna make it simple.
- 539
- 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:07,792
- No, no, I think that's funny.
- 540
- 00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:10,862
- Okay, you're an ass-kicker.
- Just kick ass for me. Just...
- 541
- 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:13,565
- I don't know, pretend my
- wedding is a guy, or something.
- 542
- 00:22:13,597 --> 00:22:16,067
- - [chuckles]
- - I'm serious. Sit down.
- 543
- 00:22:16,099 --> 00:22:19,002
- - Seriously, it's gonna be fine.
- - Welcome back.
- 544
- 00:22:19,036 --> 00:22:20,971
- In the meantime,
- let's maybe replay that?
- 545
- 00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,440
- - Oh, God!
- - I will pay extra
- 546
- 00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:23,674
- for you to do that
- at my wedding.
- 547
- 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:24,843
- Do it in slo-mo.
- 548
- 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,543
- [Ritchie]
- All right. So, that ends
- 549
- 00:22:26,576 --> 00:22:28,445
- this edition of
- the why book the duck tour,
- 550
- 00:22:28,479 --> 00:22:30,548
- and drag me along.
- So now, I get to drag her
- 551
- 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,015
- to Fenway Park tonight.
- 552
- 00:22:32,048 --> 00:22:33,817
- - [passengers laugh]
- - [brakes squeal]
- 553
- 00:22:33,851 --> 00:22:35,887
- - What'd it do?
- - Quack, quack.
- 554
- 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,689
- You were doing it great
- all morning
- 555
- 00:22:37,721 --> 00:22:39,490
- and now you're messing it up.
- What'd it do?
- 556
- 00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:40,991
- - Quack, quack!
- - Yes!
- 557
- 00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:44,729
- Okay. Everyone get off.
- Leave, it's over.
- 558
- 00:22:44,761 --> 00:22:46,597
- Uh, Cinderella. Not you.
- 559
- 00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,432
- I need one more dance
- before midnight.
- 560
- 00:22:48,465 --> 00:22:50,167
- [passengers
- chatting indistinctly]
- 561
- 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:51,970
- Oh, Captain, you're so funny!
- 562
- 00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:53,804
- - Yeah. Thank you.
- - I just wanna...
- 563
- 00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:55,807
- Excuse me.
- Sorry, comin' through.
- 564
- 00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:57,074
- Whoa, one second.
- 565
- 00:22:57,107 --> 00:22:59,510
- Let me just see.
- 566
- 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,012
- [woman laughing]
- 567
- 00:23:05,849 --> 00:23:07,751
- Excuse me. Captain Ritchie?
- 568
- 00:23:07,785 --> 00:23:09,854
- - Just Ritchie.
- - Hi, I'm Gail Lovejoy.
- 569
- 00:23:09,886 --> 00:23:12,589
- I'm a reporter
- from WHG Channel Seven.
- 570
- 00:23:12,623 --> 00:23:14,692
- I just took my parents
- on your tour,
- 571
- 00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,126
- and we really enjoyed it.
- 572
- 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,430
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you for coming.
- 573
- 00:23:18,462 --> 00:23:20,531
- I would love to do
- a local color piece on you.
- 574
- 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,066
- It sounds great,
- but I'm not sure
- 575
- 00:23:22,098 --> 00:23:23,500
- how funny I'd be right now.
- 576
- 00:23:23,534 --> 00:23:24,836
- Oh, it wouldn't be today.
- 577
- 00:23:24,868 --> 00:23:26,703
- Here, I'll give you my card.
- 578
- 00:23:26,737 --> 00:23:29,641
- So, just give me a call
- and we'll set up a time.
- 579
- 00:23:29,673 --> 00:23:31,977
- - All right. Thank you.
- - Thanks.
- 580
- 00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:36,213
- [inhales deeply]
- Okay, folks.
- 581
- 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:39,050
- Who's ready for
- the historical, hysterical,
- 582
- 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,853
- completely inaccurate, but
- who cares about facts anyway,
- 583
- 00:23:41,885 --> 00:23:44,423
- Captain Ritchie Duck Tour?
- Come on, step right up.
- 584
- 00:23:45,756 --> 00:23:46,958
- [car horns honk]
- 585
- 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:56,934
- [chains clang]
- 586
- 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,603
- [grunts] Ah.
- 587
- 00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:00,038
- That's gonna take
- some getting used to.
- 588
- 00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:01,673
- Yes. Come.
- 589
- 00:24:01,705 --> 00:24:02,840
- That way? Okay.
- 590
- 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,041
- Wait, hold on.
- 591
- 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,545
- - [thunks]
- - Okay. Ow!
- 592
- 00:24:08,712 --> 00:24:12,483
- Wait... Ah! Thank you.
- 593
- 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:14,251
- [sighs] What?
- 594
- 00:24:14,285 --> 00:24:16,187
- We're not here.
- We're with the show.
- 595
- 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,756
- Just be natural.
- We're not here.
- 596
- 00:24:18,788 --> 00:24:20,759
- - How does this...
- - No, just... not here.
- 597
- 00:24:24,228 --> 00:24:25,763
- [Jimmy]
- I got it.
- 598
- 00:24:25,796 --> 00:24:26,865
- [Svetlana]
- Thank you.
- 599
- 00:24:26,897 --> 00:24:28,131
- [Jimmy]
- After you.
- 600
- 00:24:28,164 --> 00:24:29,901
- [cutlery clinking]
- 601
- 00:24:31,935 --> 00:24:33,670
- [dishes crashing]
- 602
- 00:24:33,703 --> 00:24:35,005
- Oh! Ah.
- 603
- 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,540
- [waiter]
- Oh, boy.
- 604
- 00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:38,076
- Sorry. I got it.
- 605
- 00:24:38,108 --> 00:24:40,077
- [clears throat]
- You're wondering about this.
- 606
- 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:41,946
- It's a love chain.
- 607
- 00:24:41,979 --> 00:24:43,715
- Newest thing.
- We can't be apart.
- 608
- 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,149
- And the video crew...
- 609
- 00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:46,651
- - We're not here.
- - They're not here.
- 610
- 00:24:46,683 --> 00:24:49,186
- I'll have a beer
- and Svetlana...
- 611
- 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:50,489
- Vodka.
- 612
- 00:24:51,821 --> 00:24:53,557
- [chain rattles]
- 613
- 00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:55,158
- So, Svetlana,
- tell me about you.
- 614
- 00:24:55,192 --> 00:24:56,760
- Where did you go to law school?
- 615
- 00:24:56,794 --> 00:24:58,096
- - Harvard.
- - I went to Harvard.
- 616
- 00:24:58,128 --> 00:24:59,997
- I meant the University of Yale.
- 617
- 00:25:00,030 --> 00:25:02,834
- Excuse me. Natasha! It's Bert!
- 618
- 00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:04,034
- I'm no Natasha.
- 619
- 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,738
- It's Bert, from Saturday night.
- 620
- 00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:08,940
- - Wrong person.
- - You're not Natasha?
- 621
- 00:25:08,972 --> 00:25:10,807
- Well, you must
- have a twin, then.
- 622
- 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,210
- No twin. Goodbye.
- 623
- 00:25:13,243 --> 00:25:15,012
- All right, well,
- have a good night.
- 624
- 00:25:17,147 --> 00:25:18,916
- So, what kind of law
- do you practice?
- 625
- 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:22,086
- [band playing loud rock music]
- 626
- 00:25:22,118 --> 00:25:25,923
- ⪠Doctor give me the medicine âª
- 627
- 00:25:28,025 --> 00:25:32,130
- ⪠And you'll see
- I've got this addiction âª
- 628
- 00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:36,067
- ⪠It keeps me
- Crawling back again âª
- 629
- 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:39,770
- ⪠It keeps me
- Crawling back again âª
- 630
- 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:42,206
- [cheering and applause]
- 631
- 00:25:42,239 --> 00:25:44,174
- Thank you! Thank you!
- 632
- 00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:46,911
- We're gonna take a short
- beer break, then a piss break.
- 633
- 00:25:46,943 --> 00:25:47,979
- And another beer break.
- 634
- 00:25:48,011 --> 00:25:49,246
- [audience laughs]
- 635
- 00:25:49,279 --> 00:25:52,649
- [rock music playing on stereo]
- 636
- 00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:54,586
- - Hey!
- - Come here, baby.
- 637
- 00:25:54,618 --> 00:25:56,853
- You killed it! Oh!
- 638
- 00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:58,155
- - Hey, Mack.
- - Yo!
- 639
- 00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,724
- Somebody I want
- you to meet, Yoni.
- 640
- 00:25:59,757 --> 00:26:00,858
- - [Yoni] Hi.
- - Oh, hey.
- 641
- 00:26:00,891 --> 00:26:02,192
- - Yoni.
- - Mack.
- 642
- 00:26:02,226 --> 00:26:03,828
- - Nice to meet you.
- - Nice to meet you.
- 643
- 00:26:03,861 --> 00:26:04,963
- How do you guys
- know each other?
- 644
- 00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:06,097
- We met in New York.
- 645
- 00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:08,066
- When you went
- three months ago?
- 646
- 00:26:08,098 --> 00:26:09,166
- Like four and a half.
- 647
- 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,835
- Wait, you guys want some beer?
- 648
- 00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:12,604
- - Yeah, that'd be great.
- - Yes, thank you.
- 649
- 00:26:12,636 --> 00:26:14,938
- She's cute.
- Is her name really Yoni?
- 650
- 00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:16,307
- - Yes.
- - Like the...
- 651
- 00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:18,742
- She's a performance artist.
- 652
- 00:26:18,776 --> 00:26:21,045
- How long have you guys
- been seeing each other?
- 653
- 00:26:21,077 --> 00:26:23,080
- Kinda since New York, yeah.
- 654
- 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,783
- I don't wanna sound like
- a chick or anything,
- 655
- 00:26:25,816 --> 00:26:27,218
- but if I was banging a girl...
- 656
- 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,853
- Uh-huh. We're not just banging.
- 657
- 00:26:28,885 --> 00:26:30,087
- Is it serious?
- 658
- 00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:34,191
- - Maybe.
- - [Mack] Ah-ha-hoh!
- 659
- 00:26:34,224 --> 00:26:35,759
- Congrats, dude, that's awesome.
- 660
- 00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,160
- Thank you.
- 661
- 00:26:37,193 --> 00:26:39,297
- Yeah. Is it odd
- you didn't tell me?
- 662
- 00:26:39,329 --> 00:26:41,165
- No.
- 663
- 00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,202
- - [Yoni] Here.
- - Thank you.
- 664
- 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:46,971
- - You're welcome.
- - Thank you. Cheers.
- 665
- 00:26:47,003 --> 00:26:48,606
- - Cheers, guys.
- - Cheers.
- 666
- 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:51,743
- [chain jangling]
- 667
- 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,678
- [crewman] Could you
- do the walk one more time?
- 668
- 00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:55,078
- - What?
- - We didn't get it.
- 669
- 00:26:55,112 --> 00:26:56,648
- I thought this
- was a reality show?
- 670
- 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,016
- It is, completely real.
- 671
- 00:26:58,048 --> 00:26:59,150
- So, why do we need to...
- 672
- 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,684
- Could you do the walk up again?
- 673
- 00:27:00,718 --> 00:27:02,120
- - Okay. Again.
- - [crewman] Thank you.
- 674
- 00:27:07,057 --> 00:27:08,125
- [dog barks in distance]
- 675
- 00:27:12,863 --> 00:27:14,731
- [growls, barks]
- 676
- 00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,868
- There's my baby boy.
- 677
- 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:18,769
- What a nice dog.
- 678
- 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,104
- [growls]
- 679
- 00:27:20,136 --> 00:27:21,338
- - Don't mind him.
- - [dog barks]
- 680
- 00:27:21,372 --> 00:27:23,106
- His bite is worse
- than his bark.
- 681
- 00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:25,176
- You mean his bark
- is worse than his bite?
- 682
- 00:27:25,209 --> 00:27:27,845
- - No, his bite is worse.
- - [dog barks and growls]
- 683
- 00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:31,314
- So, how are we going to
- organize the sleeping?
- 684
- 00:27:31,347 --> 00:27:35,185
- We lie down, we shutting
- our eyes and be sleeping.
- 685
- 00:27:35,219 --> 00:27:37,020
- Svetlana,
- you are amazingly beautiful.
- 686
- 00:27:37,054 --> 00:27:39,190
- - Thank you.
- - Can I pee somewhere?
- 687
- 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,191
- - Okay.
- - [chain jangles]
- 688
- 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,759
- Thanks. Oh...
- 689
- 00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:45,929
- Oh. Oh, uh...
- [clears throat]
- 690
- 00:27:45,962 --> 00:27:47,197
- [opens toilet]
- 691
- 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,232
- Can I just get
- a little bit of privacy?
- 692
- 00:27:49,266 --> 00:27:51,302
- Why? Do you think
- I never before seen peeing?
- 693
- 00:27:51,335 --> 00:27:53,203
- No, it's not that. Of course...
- 694
- 00:27:53,237 --> 00:27:55,473
- I've seen bigger ones
- and littler ones.
- 695
- 00:27:55,506 --> 00:27:58,109
- - Ah, thank you.
- - You brush your teeth?
- 696
- 00:27:58,142 --> 00:28:00,978
- Ah, I didn't get a brush.
- I'll get one in the morning.
- 697
- 00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:02,279
- - Here.
- - [toilet flushes]
- 698
- 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:04,248
- - No, that's okay.
- - I no sick.
- 699
- 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,084
- It's not that. I just...
- 700
- 00:28:06,116 --> 00:28:07,851
- - Don't be pussy.
- - Okay.
- 701
- 00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:19,730
- Good.
- 702
- 00:28:19,763 --> 00:28:20,831
- [spits]
- 703
- 00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:23,968
- [both spit]
- 704
- 00:28:24,999 --> 00:28:26,837
- [phone ringing]
- 705
- 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,107
- - Hello.
- - It's me. It's eleven o'clock.
- 706
- 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,508
- - [Sara] Wow!
- - [Lawrence] What?
- 707
- 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,844
- Well, Jody never told me
- you were so punctual.
- 708
- 00:28:32,876 --> 00:28:34,345
- - [laughs]
- - [Lawrence] Ha-ha-ha.
- 709
- 00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:36,913
- - Teasing me again.
- - [Sara] Yes, I am.
- 710
- 00:28:36,946 --> 00:28:38,415
- [Lawrence]
- Well, it's a bit late.
- 711
- 00:28:38,449 --> 00:28:40,451
- - And?
- - I've had a long day
- 712
- 00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:43,287
- and I'm not my best
- at this time of night.
- 713
- 00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:44,922
- I think if we're
- gonna get together,
- 714
- 00:28:44,954 --> 00:28:46,456
- I should be at my best.
- 715
- 00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,893
- Oh, so you're
- saving the worst for the last?
- 716
- 00:28:48,925 --> 00:28:50,794
- Well, yeah, you could say that.
- 717
- 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:52,963
- - So, you're bailing on me?
- - No! Not... I'm not...
- 718
- 00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:54,966
- - You're jilting me?
- - No, I'm not jilting...
- 719
- 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:56,467
- You're stiffing me.
- You're ghosting me.
- 720
- 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,835
- You're wimping out, whatever.
- 721
- 00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:59,202
- It's late. I'm tired.
- 722
- 00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:01,205
- Best I call you tomorrow
- and make a date then.
- 723
- 00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:02,539
- Well, don't call too early
- 724
- 00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:04,809
- because you know,
- I do have archery class.
- 725
- 00:29:04,842 --> 00:29:06,076
- Ha!
- 726
- 00:29:07,211 --> 00:29:08,246
- Was that a "ha"?
- 727
- 00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:10,013
- Um, yeah, it was.
- 728
- 00:29:10,047 --> 00:29:12,383
- [Sara] Oh, no, listen.
- Listen, very carefully.
- 729
- 00:29:12,415 --> 00:29:14,184
- Find another "ha,"
- put the two together,
- 730
- 00:29:14,218 --> 00:29:15,820
- and you got yourself a laugh.
- 731
- 00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:18,923
- Very funny. Yeah.
- I'll practice that.
- 732
- 00:29:18,955 --> 00:29:20,357
- [chuckles] Okay.
- 733
- 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:22,560
- So, what time
- should I call you?
- 734
- 00:29:22,593 --> 00:29:24,162
- Oh, 10:36.
- 735
- 00:29:24,194 --> 00:29:27,063
- Oh! I think I'm busy
- at 10:36, but...
- 736
- 00:29:27,096 --> 00:29:29,901
- I might have a gap at 10:37.
- 737
- 00:29:29,933 --> 00:29:31,269
- - Yeah. Ha!
- - [phone disconnects]
- 738
- 00:29:31,301 --> 00:29:32,236
- [chuckles]
- 739
- 00:29:34,404 --> 00:29:35,572
- [pounding on door]
- 740
- 00:29:35,605 --> 00:29:36,973
- [man]
- Olga!
- 741
- 00:29:37,007 --> 00:29:38,109
- - Shit!
- - What?
- 742
- 00:29:38,142 --> 00:29:40,044
- - Quick!
- - [man] Olga!
- 743
- 00:29:40,076 --> 00:29:42,012
- - Coming!
- - [man] Open the fucking door!
- 744
- 00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:44,481
- [Jimmy] What?
- Why are you doing that?
- 745
- 00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:47,418
- - [man] Open the door!
- - Coming! I'm coming!
- 746
- 00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:49,086
- - [Jimmy] Ow!
- - [man] Open the door!
- 747
- 00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:50,821
- Coming!
- 748
- 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,391
- Olga, why do you
- not open the freaking door?
- 749
- 00:29:53,423 --> 00:29:55,292
- I was asleep, what you think?!
- 750
- 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:56,795
- Take a pee!
- 751
- 00:29:58,561 --> 00:30:01,131
- Ugh! Ah!
- 752
- 00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:06,537
- What's the problem?
- Who is that?!
- 753
- 00:30:06,569 --> 00:30:09,139
- Get under the bed! Very sorry!
- 754
- 00:30:09,173 --> 00:30:11,241
- [toilet flushing]
- 755
- 00:30:11,275 --> 00:30:14,011
- Come here, my little pirogue.
- 756
- 00:30:14,044 --> 00:30:16,047
- You're drunk. Go home.
- 757
- 00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:17,247
- Ah, gimme kiss.
- 758
- 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,349
- I have no kisses
- for drunk people.
- 759
- 00:30:19,383 --> 00:30:21,184
- Kisses. Come on.
- 760
- 00:30:21,218 --> 00:30:22,452
- [Olga]
- We've been over this...
- 761
- 00:30:22,486 --> 00:30:24,021
- - [slap]
- - [Zhopa] Oh!
- 762
- 00:30:24,054 --> 00:30:25,857
- [Olga] Not open for business!
- 763
- 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,391
- [Zhopa] Please,
- gimme me big hug.
- 764
- 00:30:27,423 --> 00:30:30,260
- [Olga arguing indistinctly]
- 765
- 00:30:30,294 --> 00:30:31,929
- [Zhopa]
- You open.
- 766
- 00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:33,865
- [Olga] It's not even
- open for discussion!
- 767
- 00:30:39,403 --> 00:30:41,873
- It wasn't history that
- called them the Minutemen,
- 768
- 00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:43,173
- it was their wives.
- 769
- 00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:45,076
- [laughs]
- 770
- 00:30:45,108 --> 00:30:46,910
- Are you a Yankees fan?
- 771
- 00:30:46,943 --> 00:30:50,147
- What's the difference
- between a Yankee and a baby?
- 772
- 00:30:51,515 --> 00:30:53,384
- A baby stops crying
- after a while.
- 773
- 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:54,584
- Boom! Got him!
- 774
- 00:30:54,617 --> 00:30:56,320
- [laughs]
- 775
- 00:30:58,288 --> 00:31:01,025
- Oh, Victor.
- Victor, left, left, left, left.
- 776
- 00:31:01,057 --> 00:31:02,626
- [passengers gasp]
- 777
- 00:31:08,365 --> 00:31:13,104
- [sighs] Um, sorry about that,
- I thought I saw someone I knew.
- 778
- 00:31:13,136 --> 00:31:14,672
- Well, actually,
- I have a question.
- 779
- 00:31:14,704 --> 00:31:17,407
- Have any of you seen, um...
- 780
- 00:31:17,441 --> 00:31:21,312
- a girl with a glass slipper
- tattoo on her neck?
- 781
- 00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:25,383
- Asking because she actually
- did one of my tours, and...
- 782
- 00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:30,355
- She was real magical.
- She had a wonderful smile.
- 783
- 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:32,990
- She's about this tall.
- 784
- 00:31:34,357 --> 00:31:37,028
- She left this.
- 785
- 00:31:39,563 --> 00:31:41,332
- [ducks quacking]
- 786
- 00:31:41,365 --> 00:31:44,402
- All right, so, yes, if you
- see the tavern over there,
- 787
- 00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:47,971
- Betty Ross actually
- drew the first image
- 788
- 00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:49,707
- of the American flag
- 789
- 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:52,943
- on a cocktail napkin. What!
- 790
- 00:31:57,114 --> 00:31:58,649
- Yoo-hoo.
- 791
- 00:31:58,682 --> 00:32:00,183
- - [bangs]
- - Ah! What?
- 792
- 00:32:00,217 --> 00:32:01,719
- Is safe.
- 793
- 00:32:01,751 --> 00:32:03,287
- - He's gone?
- - Yes.
- 794
- 00:32:03,319 --> 00:32:04,288
- Come out.
- 795
- 00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:07,390
- Who the hell was that?
- 796
- 00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:08,591
- - Nobody.
- - Nobody?
- 797
- 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,528
- - Nobody.
- - Is that a wig?
- 798
- 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,562
- - No, it's my hair.
- - But you're a brunette.
- 799
- 00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:15,633
- No, that is wig. That's
- classier for the TV show.
- 800
- 00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:17,100
- Ooh.
- 801
- 00:32:19,536 --> 00:32:21,005
- - You have a roommate?
- - No.
- 802
- 00:32:21,038 --> 00:32:22,306
- You have to be at work today?
- 803
- 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:23,273
- No, maybe tonight, later.
- 804
- 00:32:23,307 --> 00:32:25,041
- You have night court?
- 805
- 00:32:25,075 --> 00:32:27,278
- No, I haven't been to that one
- since last year.
- 806
- 00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:29,446
- What kind of law
- do you practice again?
- 807
- 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,481
- No practice. I was arrested.
- 808
- 00:32:31,515 --> 00:32:33,184
- - For what?
- - Dancing.
- 809
- 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,152
- - You're a dancer?
- - Yes.
- 810
- 00:32:35,184 --> 00:32:37,053
- - Ballet?
- - No.
- 811
- 00:32:37,086 --> 00:32:38,455
- - Broadway?
- - Exotic.
- 812
- 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:40,156
- - Stripper?
- - Exotic.
- 813
- 00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:43,661
- - So, you're not Svetlana?
- - Just for the TV show.
- 814
- 00:32:43,693 --> 00:32:45,695
- - And you're not Natasha?
- - Just for the dancing.
- 815
- 00:32:45,729 --> 00:32:47,064
- Of course, for the dancing.
- 816
- 00:32:47,096 --> 00:32:48,699
- You're blonde, not a brunette.
- 817
- 00:32:48,731 --> 00:32:51,201
- Not a lawyer, but a stripper,
- and Zhopa is your pimp.
- 818
- 00:32:51,234 --> 00:32:53,436
- Do not say that.
- 819
- 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:55,373
- I am a dancer, not a hooker.
- 820
- 00:32:55,405 --> 00:32:57,407
- I'm sorry. I'm just
- trying to figure it out.
- 821
- 00:32:57,441 --> 00:32:59,576
- Zhopa is managing club
- where I'm working.
- 822
- 00:32:59,609 --> 00:33:01,144
- He's dangerous person.
- 823
- 00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:02,546
- Zhopa mafia?
- 824
- 00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:03,780
- No.
- 825
- 00:33:03,814 --> 00:33:05,115
- Yes.
- 826
- 00:33:05,148 --> 00:33:06,683
- Perfect.
- 827
- 00:33:06,717 --> 00:33:09,053
- We can no let him
- knowing about this.
- 828
- 00:33:09,086 --> 00:33:11,322
- - Or he'll kill you?
- - Us.
- 829
- 00:33:11,355 --> 00:33:13,223
- Olga. [scoffs]
- 830
- 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:17,061
- Olga, did you ever consider
- the very slight possibility
- 831
- 00:33:17,094 --> 00:33:18,662
- that he might find out about us
- 832
- 00:33:18,694 --> 00:33:21,031
- when the show goes on
- television all over America?!
- 833
- 00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:23,167
- - No.
- - I'm getting out of here.
- 834
- 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,068
- I am so screwed.
- What were you thinking?
- 835
- 00:33:25,102 --> 00:33:26,670
- I was thinking that
- I winning the money
- 836
- 00:33:26,702 --> 00:33:29,272
- and escaping away.
- A million dollars.
- 837
- 00:33:29,306 --> 00:33:32,809
- Maybe you no needing it,
- but I am! I am!
- 838
- 00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:34,745
- I need it too, badly.
- 839
- 00:33:34,778 --> 00:33:36,747
- I'm a gambler.
- 840
- 00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:41,285
- I owe some bad guys some
- very large amounts of money.
- 841
- 00:33:41,317 --> 00:33:43,253
- And if I don't get it,
- I'm dead.
- 842
- 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:45,489
- So, if I quit, they kill me.
- 843
- 00:33:45,521 --> 00:33:47,391
- And if I stay,
- your guy kills me.
- 844
- 00:33:55,798 --> 00:33:58,102
- - [knock on door]
- - Yes?
- 845
- 00:33:58,134 --> 00:33:59,836
- Hi.
- 846
- 00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:01,772
- - Can I help you?
- - I'm Jessie.
- 847
- 00:34:03,539 --> 00:34:06,676
- I ran into you, yesterday,
- out front of the church.
- 848
- 00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,179
- Oh.
- 849
- 00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:09,813
- Yes, how could I forget?
- 850
- 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:11,782
- Must be the concussion.
- 851
- 00:34:11,815 --> 00:34:14,418
- Yeah, I am really sorry
- about that. Are you okay?
- 852
- 00:34:14,451 --> 00:34:16,320
- Still alive.
- 853
- 00:34:16,353 --> 00:34:18,155
- Hanging on by my fingernails.
- 854
- 00:34:18,188 --> 00:34:20,124
- [door closes]
- 855
- 00:34:20,157 --> 00:34:23,294
- So, I'm the new planner
- for Liz and Robert's wedding.
- 856
- 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:24,695
- What?
- 857
- 00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:25,863
- You?!
- 858
- 00:34:25,896 --> 00:34:28,164
- I did tell them
- you should do it.
- 859
- 00:34:28,197 --> 00:34:30,534
- Yeah, well, I should.
- But I'm not.
- 860
- 00:34:32,168 --> 00:34:35,138
- So, how can I help you?
- 861
- 00:34:35,172 --> 00:34:38,175
- Well, I'm very glad to hear
- there's no hard feelings.
- 862
- 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,643
- [scoffs] I didn't say that.
- 863
- 00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:41,144
- [chuckles]
- 864
- 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:46,650
- So, I ran into
- a couple of slight hiccups
- 865
- 00:34:46,682 --> 00:34:48,853
- with your floor plan
- for the reception.
- 866
- 00:34:48,885 --> 00:34:51,387
- No worries. I redrew it.
- 867
- 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,156
- Why? It's perfect.
- 868
- 00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:55,559
- Perfect, except,
- 869
- 00:34:55,592 --> 00:34:59,130
- there wasn't room for the band.
- 870
- 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:00,831
- Well, there is no band.
- 871
- 00:35:00,864 --> 00:35:02,333
- There's a band.
- 872
- 00:35:02,365 --> 00:35:05,235
- No, my dear. [sighs]
- 873
- 00:35:05,268 --> 00:35:08,705
- There is not a band,
- there's a string quartet.
- 874
- 00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:10,574
- - [Jessie] Oh.
- - There, in the corner.
- 875
- 00:35:10,606 --> 00:35:13,744
- Not anymore, it moved to
- the church for the ceremony.
- 876
- 00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:15,278
- Because?
- 877
- 00:35:15,311 --> 00:35:17,647
- Because there's a band,
- 878
- 00:35:17,681 --> 00:35:20,150
- per the bride,
- for the reception.
- 879
- 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,485
- It's on a big stage,
- 880
- 00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:23,353
- and there was
- no room for the stage.
- 881
- 00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,189
- So, the answer
- was really simple.
- 882
- 00:35:25,222 --> 00:35:27,391
- I just shifted the tables,
- slid the bar
- 883
- 00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:29,192
- and finally,
- got rid of that big thingy.
- 884
- 00:35:30,494 --> 00:35:34,164
- That big thingy
- is the centerpiece table.
- 885
- 00:35:35,699 --> 00:35:37,501
- Right. It was blocking
- everybody's view. So...
- 886
- 00:35:37,534 --> 00:35:39,804
- No, no, no,
- that is my signature.
- 887
- 00:35:43,206 --> 00:35:45,542
- What if we move it
- to the entrance
- 888
- 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,177
- so that everyone sees it
- as they come in?
- 889
- 00:35:47,210 --> 00:35:50,513
- My dear, listen.
- Since this is your first,
- 890
- 00:35:50,547 --> 00:35:52,449
- and surely,
- your last opportunity
- 891
- 00:35:52,481 --> 00:35:53,951
- to be a wedding planner,
- 892
- 00:35:53,983 --> 00:35:56,487
- why don't you keep your
- amateur ideas to yourself
- 893
- 00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:58,355
- and let the professionals
- do it?
- 894
- 00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:01,726
- The layout is perfect.
- We're not gonna change anything.
- 895
- 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,295
- We'll have no stage
- 896
- 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:08,432
- and the centerpiece will stay
- exactly where it should be,
- 897
- 00:36:08,465 --> 00:36:09,700
- in... the... center.
- 898
- 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,474
- Well, I just came from them,
- and this is what they want.
- 899
- 00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:20,344
- [laughs] Yeah.
- 900
- 00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:22,512
- You just run along,
- I'll talk to Robert.
- 901
- 00:36:23,947 --> 00:36:27,318
- Okay. I know you are
- a big famous deal,
- 902
- 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:28,852
- and I am new at this.
- 903
- 00:36:28,885 --> 00:36:30,821
- However,
- this wedding is not about me.
- 904
- 00:36:30,853 --> 00:36:32,388
- It's certainly not about you.
- 905
- 00:36:32,422 --> 00:36:34,358
- Our job here, is to
- give the bride and groom
- 906
- 00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:36,626
- what they truly want.
- And if what they truly want
- 907
- 00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:39,862
- is a Buddhist monk on a trapeze
- singing "Stairway to Heaven,"
- 908
- 00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:42,666
- then that is what they
- should get. It's their day.
- 909
- 00:36:42,699 --> 00:36:45,501
- - Now, don't get hysterical.
- - [Jessie scoffs] Really?!
- 910
- 00:36:45,534 --> 00:36:47,337
- Hysterical?
- 911
- 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,506
- That's what this looks like
- to you, is hysterical?
- 912
- 00:36:49,539 --> 00:36:50,641
- Why? Because I'm a girl?
- 913
- 00:36:53,577 --> 00:36:56,380
- I don't get hysterical
- 914
- 00:36:56,413 --> 00:36:59,617
- and I don't lose, ever.
- 915
- 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,652
- - [paper rustling]
- - So...
- 916
- 00:37:01,684 --> 00:37:03,519
- I'm gonna make this work.
- 917
- 00:37:03,552 --> 00:37:05,556
- If you would like
- to work with me on it,
- 918
- 00:37:05,588 --> 00:37:08,858
- that would be great, otherwise,
- it's gonna be so much easier
- 919
- 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:11,861
- now that I have figured
- out precisely where
- 920
- 00:37:11,894 --> 00:37:13,764
- you can shove your centerpiece.
- 921
- 00:37:15,364 --> 00:37:16,399
- [doorknob rattles]
- 922
- 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:18,835
- It opens in.
- 923
- 00:37:20,704 --> 00:37:22,707
- That was my second option.
- 924
- 00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:28,512
- Wait! Wait.
- 925
- 00:37:30,947 --> 00:37:32,717
- Let me have another look
- at your plan.
- 926
- 00:37:45,094 --> 00:37:47,330
- Give it up. Give it up.
- 927
- 00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:55,972
- ⪠The sign said danger
- Beware of thin ice âª
- 928
- 00:37:56,005 --> 00:38:00,009
- ⪠So, I walked out
- And closed my eyes âª
- 929
- 00:38:00,043 --> 00:38:03,347
- ⪠Safe and warm
- On the shoreline âª
- 930
- 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:07,952
- ⪠So, why did I
- Walk out on thin ice? âª
- 931
- 00:38:09,753 --> 00:38:11,856
- ⪠Is that cracking I hear? âª
- 932
- 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:16,960
- ⪠Is it drowning I fear?... âª
- 933
- 00:38:16,992 --> 00:38:18,661
- [speaking indistinctly]
- 934
- 00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:20,731
- [voice on phone app]
- Make a right turn now.
- 935
- 00:38:20,764 --> 00:38:22,700
- Good. Good.
- 936
- 00:38:24,134 --> 00:38:25,702
- I've got the door for you.
- 937
- 00:38:25,735 --> 00:38:28,338
- [Sara] Oh, sorry.
- Thank you so much. Oh!
- 938
- 00:38:28,371 --> 00:38:32,041
- [Jordan]
- ⪠I could really get killed âª
- 939
- 00:38:32,074 --> 00:38:36,012
- ⪠I'm almost certain
- That I'll fall through âª
- 940
- 00:38:36,045 --> 00:38:39,916
- - [loud crash]
- - [Sara] Oh! Oh, my! I... Oh.
- 941
- 00:38:39,949 --> 00:38:41,851
- [dog whimpers]
- 942
- 00:38:41,885 --> 00:38:44,355
- [Sara mutters] Oh, my...
- 943
- 00:38:44,387 --> 00:38:47,458
- Ah. So.
- 944
- 00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:49,525
- Lawrence! Oh, God.
- Thank goodness.
- 945
- 00:38:49,559 --> 00:38:52,028
- Thank God, at least
- I wrecked the right office.
- 946
- 00:38:52,061 --> 00:38:54,097
- It's only a couple of lamps.
- 947
- 00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:55,833
- -Yeah, I... Oh!
- 948
- 00:38:55,865 --> 00:38:57,735
- - Oh! Ah.
- - [dog barks]
- 949
- 00:38:57,768 --> 00:38:59,802
- - And a painting.
- - You'd think that Teddy and I
- 950
- 00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:02,739
- would be better at this,
- but oh, no, we just...
- 951
- 00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:05,108
- we just keep
- banging into things.
- 952
- 00:39:05,141 --> 00:39:06,844
- But honestly,
- I will pay for this.
- 953
- 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:08,679
- No, no, no. Nothing's broken.
- 954
- 00:39:08,711 --> 00:39:11,614
- Too many lamps anyway.
- [chuckles]
- 955
- 00:39:11,648 --> 00:39:14,084
- So, I wasn't expecting you.
- What are you...
- 956
- 00:39:14,117 --> 00:39:16,653
- Well, 10:37, it came and went.
- 957
- 00:39:16,686 --> 00:39:18,622
- And then 10:38. So,
- you know what I did?
- 958
- 00:39:18,655 --> 00:39:19,957
- I brought us lunch.
- 959
- 00:39:19,989 --> 00:39:23,760
- Oh, God! I was
- supposed to call you.
- 960
- 00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:25,562
- - That's right. You forgot.
- - I'm...
- 961
- 00:39:26,829 --> 00:39:28,865
- I never forget anything.
- 962
- 00:39:28,898 --> 00:39:31,567
- Well, I don't think you can
- ever say that again, can you?
- 963
- 00:39:31,601 --> 00:39:34,104
- I'm so angry at myself.
- 964
- 00:39:34,137 --> 00:39:36,640
- Isn't that my role
- as the victim, here?
- 965
- 00:39:36,672 --> 00:39:39,642
- Yes, well, yeah. Yes,
- you should be angry, too.
- 966
- 00:39:39,675 --> 00:39:43,012
- I was. But then,
- I did destroy your office,
- 967
- 00:39:43,045 --> 00:39:45,014
- so, we're even.
- 968
- 00:39:45,047 --> 00:39:48,718
- Yes. [chuckles]
- Suppose we are.
- 969
- 00:39:48,751 --> 00:39:51,121
- So, we could either,
- I don't know, eat here
- 970
- 00:39:51,153 --> 00:39:53,123
- or we could eat
- outside in the park?
- 971
- 00:39:53,155 --> 00:39:59,028
- Well, I think it might
- be safer in the park.
- 972
- 00:39:59,061 --> 00:40:01,431
- - [both laugh]
- - You're funny.
- 973
- 00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:06,836
- What is this?
- 974
- 00:40:06,869 --> 00:40:08,838
- Hang on. You guys wait outside.
- 975
- 00:40:08,871 --> 00:40:10,106
- Can't do that.
- 976
- 00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:12,141
- I got a shrink
- appointment here.
- 977
- 00:40:12,175 --> 00:40:14,044
- - Could you just wait outside?
- - Ah, no.
- 978
- 00:40:14,077 --> 00:40:17,080
- Look, this is private,
- personal.
- 979
- 00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:18,815
- And my doctor is very strict.
- 980
- 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:20,751
- If I miss my appointment,
- I'll lose my slot.
- 981
- 00:40:20,784 --> 00:40:22,552
- - Just give me an hour.
- - No.
- 982
- 00:40:22,585 --> 00:40:23,753
- - Are you kidding me?
- - No.
- 983
- 00:40:23,786 --> 00:40:25,621
- This contract that you signed,
- 984
- 00:40:25,655 --> 00:40:28,057
- gives us complete and total
- 24-hour access to your life
- 985
- 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:29,559
- for the duration of the show.
- 986
- 00:40:29,592 --> 00:40:31,795
- If, at any point,
- you deny us that access,
- 987
- 00:40:31,827 --> 00:40:33,463
- I have the right,
- and the obligation,
- 988
- 00:40:33,496 --> 00:40:34,831
- to set off the alarm,
- 989
- 00:40:34,864 --> 00:40:36,899
- thereby terminating
- your participation
- 990
- 00:40:36,932 --> 00:40:38,869
- in any and all future episodes
- of Crash Couples.
- 991
- 00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:42,440
- Okay. Good.
- Great, fine. Let's go.
- 992
- 00:40:45,909 --> 00:40:47,677
- I can explain.
- 993
- 00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:49,212
- - Hello... What's this?
- - I can explain.
- 994
- 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:51,215
- Have you forgotten about
- our boundary rules?
- 995
- 00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:53,250
- - And you, who are you, sir?
- - We're not here.
- 996
- 00:40:53,282 --> 00:40:54,817
- - Hiya.
- - This is highly irregular.
- 997
- 00:40:54,851 --> 00:40:56,053
- Dr. Offerman, they're fine.
- 998
- 00:40:56,085 --> 00:40:57,620
- I'm involved in this project,
- 999
- 00:40:57,653 --> 00:40:59,121
- so, normal session.
- 1000
- 00:40:59,155 --> 00:41:00,724
- No secrets. Please.
- Let's just get going.
- 1001
- 00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:02,693
- No secrets. Fine.
- 1002
- 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:06,195
- So, last week
- was clearly revealing.
- 1003
- 00:41:06,228 --> 00:41:08,731
- - How much you pay him?
- - Seven hundred. Can we...
- 1004
- 00:41:08,764 --> 00:41:10,166
- - A month?
- - An hour.
- 1005
- 00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:12,101
- - Fifty minutes, actually.
- - What? That's crazy!
- 1006
- 00:41:12,135 --> 00:41:13,937
- My girlfriend hooker
- gets only three-fifty,
- 1007
- 00:41:13,969 --> 00:41:15,805
- and she will screw you
- for the whole hour!
- 1008
- 00:41:15,838 --> 00:41:17,840
- This is a bad idea.
- Doctor, I'll see you next week.
- 1009
- 00:41:17,873 --> 00:41:19,242
- Ah, textbook avoidance.
- 1010
- 00:41:19,275 --> 00:41:21,110
- Clearly, you're
- resisting examining
- 1011
- 00:41:21,143 --> 00:41:24,146
- why you chose to bring a woman
- of this type here, today.
- 1012
- 00:41:24,179 --> 00:41:26,849
- - What you mean by that?
- - We've been exploring Jimmy's
- 1013
- 00:41:26,882 --> 00:41:28,918
- - sexuality issues.
- - This is not...
- 1014
- 00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:32,256
- Sit, Jimmy. He doesn't
- having any issues.
- 1015
- 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,091
- [chuckles]
- Oh, I beg to differ.
- 1016
- 00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:35,992
- There are numerous signs
- pointing to
- 1017
- 00:41:36,025 --> 00:41:38,094
- Jimmy's desire
- to explore his feminine side.
- 1018
- 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:41,532
- What?! Now, I'm thinking that
- you're the mental case here.
- 1019
- 00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:44,034
- [scoffs]
- You are hardly qualified.
- 1020
- 00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:45,869
- I'm no qualified,
- I am stripper.
- 1021
- 00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:47,771
- I can tell if guy
- is straight or homo,
- 1022
- 00:41:47,804 --> 00:41:49,572
- when he pull into
- the parking lot.
- 1023
- 00:41:49,606 --> 00:41:51,542
- - Please, let's just...
- - I know these things.
- 1024
- 00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:53,242
- Now, let's get out of here.
- 1025
- 00:41:53,275 --> 00:41:56,812
- You might examining why you
- sucking so hard on that pipe?
- 1026
- 00:41:56,846 --> 00:41:59,916
- And don't try to
- charging Jimmy for this hour.
- 1027
- 00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,690
- Wow. You stood up for me.
- 1028
- 00:42:06,722 --> 00:42:10,059
- Of course. You're a good man.
- He's Doctor Bullshit.
- 1029
- 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,795
- No one ever stands up for me.
- 1030
- 00:42:11,827 --> 00:42:13,697
- - Can I ask you a question?
- - Yeah.
- 1031
- 00:42:13,730 --> 00:42:16,800
- Last night, when
- you and that guy were
- 1032
- 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:20,070
- - bouncing a lot, were you...
- - Oh. Were we doing it?
- 1033
- 00:42:20,103 --> 00:42:22,306
- No, never. He can no do it.
- 1034
- 00:42:22,338 --> 00:42:25,107
- He just hugging and breathing
- a lot and falling a-sleeping.
- 1035
- 00:42:25,141 --> 00:42:28,110
- - Oh, okay. Good.
- - Why?
- 1036
- 00:42:28,143 --> 00:42:30,747
- Nothing. I just... Nothing.
- 1037
- 00:42:37,653 --> 00:42:39,088
- - Hey, boss.
- - Yeah?
- 1038
- 00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,923
- [Menny]
- Olga.
- 1039
- 00:42:40,956 --> 00:42:42,159
- Stop!
- 1040
- 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,793
- [tires squeal]
- 1041
- 00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:45,195
- Oh! Oh, dammit.
- 1042
- 00:42:45,228 --> 00:42:46,630
- - What?
- - Zhopa.
- 1043
- 00:42:46,663 --> 00:42:48,032
- - What's going on?
- - Ah. Oh!
- 1044
- 00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:51,168
- - Oh!
- - What the fuck is this?
- 1045
- 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:53,137
- - I can explain!
- - Get in the car!
- 1046
- 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:55,771
- What is this?
- 1047
- 00:42:55,804 --> 00:42:58,641
- - I-I-I-I...
- - Shut up! Get in the car!
- 1048
- 00:42:58,675 --> 00:43:01,211
- - Stop that filming!
- - We're not actually here.
- 1049
- 00:43:05,148 --> 00:43:06,717
- Let's go!
- 1050
- 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,619
- You didn't cut the camera,
- did you?
- 1051
- 00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:10,320
- - No way!
- - Great. Let's follow 'em.
- 1052
- 00:43:10,353 --> 00:43:11,887
- [car engine revs]
- 1053
- 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,123
- [tires squeal]
- 1054
- 00:43:16,826 --> 00:43:18,094
- [ducks quacking]
- 1055
- 00:43:19,896 --> 00:43:21,098
- [gentle guitar strumming]
- 1056
- 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,835
- You're quiet. You all right?
- 1057
- 00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:27,336
- Oh, yes. I'm just enjoying...
- 1058
- 00:43:27,369 --> 00:43:29,672
- The view. [chuckles]
- 1059
- 00:43:29,706 --> 00:43:32,709
- Whoa. You're sure forgetful.
- 1060
- 00:43:32,742 --> 00:43:34,277
- - [chuckles]
- - And you're funny.
- 1061
- 00:43:34,309 --> 00:43:36,012
- You're changing.
- 1062
- 00:43:36,045 --> 00:43:38,414
- Oh, no-no-no, don't say that.
- I hate change.
- 1063
- 00:43:38,447 --> 00:43:40,083
- Change is horrible.
- 1064
- 00:43:40,115 --> 00:43:42,085
- I don't know why
- everybody loves change.
- 1065
- 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,356
- How so? I don't understand?
- 1066
- 00:43:46,956 --> 00:43:50,827
- I mean, everything.
- Take the telephone.
- 1067
- 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,963
- A hundred years ago,
- Alexander Graham Bell
- 1068
- 00:43:52,996 --> 00:43:55,932
- invented it and it worked fine
- for all those years.
- 1069
- 00:43:55,965 --> 00:43:57,300
- - You pick it up,
- - Yeah.
- 1070
- 00:43:57,333 --> 00:44:00,436
- and you talk to whoever.
- You make a date.
- 1071
- 00:44:00,469 --> 00:44:02,438
- - You go to the movies, right?
- - Uh-huh.
- 1072
- 00:44:02,472 --> 00:44:04,807
- - Now...
- - Uh-huh, okay.
- 1073
- 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,110
- Some bright spark has
- invented the cell phone.
- 1074
- 00:44:08,143 --> 00:44:10,312
- So, everybody,
- instead of watching the movie,
- 1075
- 00:44:10,346 --> 00:44:13,650
- they're calling and texting
- and...
- 1076
- 00:44:15,284 --> 00:44:16,886
- - Well...
- - How can that...
- 1077
- 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,822
- How can that be better,
- that change, huh?
- 1078
- 00:44:18,855 --> 00:44:22,159
- Well, that's fine, but too
- much order and routine
- 1079
- 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:23,927
- and, I don't know, it's like,
- 1080
- 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,063
- you lose the joy of
- chaos and randomness.
- 1081
- 00:44:27,097 --> 00:44:28,932
- I would have thought
- you hated surprises.
- 1082
- 00:44:28,965 --> 00:44:30,767
- Quite the opposite.
- You know what?
- 1083
- 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:35,238
- They make me feel... alive.
- 1084
- 00:44:35,271 --> 00:44:36,373
- I love it.
- 1085
- 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:39,009
- [camera shutter clicks]
- 1086
- 00:44:42,311 --> 00:44:43,846
- Are you taking my photograph?
- 1087
- 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,015
- I am.
- 1088
- 00:44:45,047 --> 00:44:46,816
- [groans] Oh, God.
- 1089
- 00:44:46,849 --> 00:44:48,250
- Why?
- 1090
- 00:44:48,284 --> 00:44:50,753
- Because I'm a photographer.
- [chuckles]
- 1091
- 00:44:50,786 --> 00:44:53,155
- [laughing] How can
- you see what you're taking?
- 1092
- 00:44:53,188 --> 00:44:55,759
- Well, of course, I don't.
- 1093
- 00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,760
- I shoot what I hear.
- 1094
- 00:44:57,793 --> 00:44:59,996
- [indistinct chatter,
- children playing]
- 1095
- 00:45:00,028 --> 00:45:01,898
- - What you hear?
- - Yeah.
- 1096
- 00:45:01,931 --> 00:45:03,900
- You see, I wasn't always blind.
- 1097
- 00:45:05,201 --> 00:45:07,503
- I was diagnosed
- when I was twenty,
- 1098
- 00:45:07,536 --> 00:45:09,438
- with Neuromyelitis Optica.
- 1099
- 00:45:09,472 --> 00:45:12,409
- And then, over
- the next seven years, my,
- 1100
- 00:45:12,442 --> 00:45:17,447
- well, my vision deteriorated
- to the point where now,
- 1101
- 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:21,318
- [exhales] I can only,
- very vaguely, make out
- 1102
- 00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:24,454
- traces of color and light.
- 1103
- 00:45:24,487 --> 00:45:26,789
- So, how do you
- see the photographs?
- 1104
- 00:45:26,822 --> 00:45:29,091
- My friend describes
- each one to me.
- 1105
- 00:45:29,125 --> 00:45:31,260
- And then I choose one.
- 1106
- 00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:34,864
- And then I record what I heard
- 1107
- 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,901
- and how I felt
- the moment I took it.
- 1108
- 00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,169
- - Hm.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1109
- 00:45:39,202 --> 00:45:40,837
- You're extraordinary.
- 1110
- 00:45:40,869 --> 00:45:42,405
- Then the viewer walks up,
- 1111
- 00:45:44,007 --> 00:45:46,876
- presses play, and gets to
- experience the moment
- 1112
- 00:45:46,909 --> 00:45:49,178
- in the different ways
- we both do.
- 1113
- 00:45:52,882 --> 00:45:54,050
- Like you and I, here?
- 1114
- 00:45:55,217 --> 00:45:57,353
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 1115
- 00:45:59,222 --> 00:46:03,527
- Like you and I, here.
- 1116
- 00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:07,130
- [Jordan] ⪠Maybe this
- time Love is true âª
- 1117
- 00:46:07,163 --> 00:46:10,134
- ⪠I can skate across with you âª
- 1118
- 00:46:12,168 --> 00:46:17,907
- ⪠Maybe this thin ice
- Is thick enough for two âª
- 1119
- 00:46:20,076 --> 00:46:26,016
- ⪠Maybe this thin ice
- Is thick enough for two âª
- 1120
- 00:46:26,048 --> 00:46:27,918
- [club music playing]
- 1121
- 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:31,086
- This is the craziest thing
- that I am hearing.
- 1122
- 00:46:31,119 --> 00:46:34,523
- And you were there the night
- that I was visiting her?
- 1123
- 00:46:34,556 --> 00:46:37,493
- No. I mean, yeah. I had to.
- 1124
- 00:46:37,527 --> 00:46:38,994
- I didn't hear anything.
- 1125
- 00:46:39,027 --> 00:46:41,163
- You thinking I am stupid?
- 1126
- 00:46:41,197 --> 00:46:43,099
- I was under the bed,
- it was muffled.
- 1127
- 00:46:43,132 --> 00:46:44,568
- Take off the chains, kill him.
- 1128
- 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:46,369
- No! You can no do this!
- 1129
- 00:46:46,402 --> 00:46:48,204
- Get off, or I kill you, too.
- 1130
- 00:46:48,237 --> 00:46:50,072
- No! This is a good man.
- 1131
- 00:46:50,106 --> 00:46:52,375
- - Are you loving him?
- - No.
- 1132
- 00:46:52,407 --> 00:46:55,211
- - Are you loving me?
- - Nyet! Never!
- 1133
- 00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:56,846
- Kill them both.
- 1134
- 00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:01,351
- Zhopa! We will losing
- one million dollars.
- 1135
- 00:47:01,384 --> 00:47:03,887
- What? Say this again.
- 1136
- 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,523
- The prize is one million
- for the winning.
- 1137
- 00:47:06,556 --> 00:47:08,023
- You heard of this show?
- 1138
- 00:47:08,056 --> 00:47:10,426
- Da. On TBS,
- Monday nights at ten.
- 1139
- 00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:13,128
- Funny show. Is Conan's lead-in.
- 1140
- 00:47:13,161 --> 00:47:14,297
- Do I kill him?
- 1141
- 00:47:14,329 --> 00:47:15,865
- [Zhopa]
- No.
- 1142
- 00:47:15,898 --> 00:47:18,268
- We are partners now.
- 1143
- 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:21,438
- I am getting sixty percent
- of yours monies,
- 1144
- 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,072
- and eighty percent of yours.
- 1145
- 00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:24,875
- Eighty? What?
- That's a terrible deal!
- 1146
- 00:47:24,907 --> 00:47:26,610
- You not dying, and making
- a hundred thousand dollars
- 1147
- 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:28,345
- is great deal.
- 1148
- 00:47:28,378 --> 00:47:30,413
- Well, you've got
- a gun to my head. Literally.
- 1149
- 00:47:30,445 --> 00:47:31,614
- So, I agree.
- 1150
- 00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:33,383
- Smart man. Now,
- 1151
- 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:35,652
- I am figuring out how
- we are winning this contest.
- 1152
- 00:47:35,684 --> 00:47:38,087
- - Go to work.
- - What? Stripping?
- 1153
- 00:47:38,121 --> 00:47:39,456
- With this?
- 1154
- 00:47:39,489 --> 00:47:41,458
- Is kinky. You make more monies.
- 1155
- 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:43,592
- Leave me alone.
- 1156
- 00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:45,562
- [Gail]
- These modified World War II
- 1157
- 00:47:45,594 --> 00:47:47,230
- amphibious vehicles
- 1158
- 00:47:47,262 --> 00:47:49,365
- are a delightful must
- for all tourists.
- 1159
- 00:47:49,398 --> 00:47:51,634
- The past and present
- of American history
- 1160
- 00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:55,972
- are brought to life by
- conductors like Captain Richie.
- 1161
- 00:47:56,005 --> 00:47:58,340
- Interesting fact, because
- part of the Boston Harbor
- 1162
- 00:47:58,373 --> 00:48:00,643
- has been filled in,
- the actual site
- 1163
- 00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:04,213
- of the Boston Tea Party
- is right over there.
- 1164
- 00:48:04,246 --> 00:48:06,015
- And now it's a Starbucks.
- 1165
- 00:48:06,048 --> 00:48:07,384
- [chuckles]
- 1166
- 00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:09,119
- Captain Richie
- has been giving
- 1167
- 00:48:09,152 --> 00:48:12,389
- hysterical historical tours
- for over ten years.
- 1168
- 00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:15,157
- My jokes are older than
- most of these buildings.
- 1169
- 00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:18,427
- So, after all these years
- of making people happy,
- 1170
- 00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:21,964
- Richie fell in love
- with one of his passengers.
- 1171
- 00:48:21,998 --> 00:48:24,701
- Instant lightning bolt love.
- 1172
- 00:48:24,733 --> 00:48:26,469
- But there's a problem.
- 1173
- 00:48:28,170 --> 00:48:30,572
- [exhales] I don't know
- who or where she is.
- 1174
- 00:48:30,606 --> 00:48:33,443
- Since they met, he's been
- searching for his Cinderella.
- 1175
- 00:48:33,476 --> 00:48:35,412
- The only clue is
- that she has a tattoo
- 1176
- 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,647
- of a glass slipper
- on her neck.
- 1177
- 00:48:37,679 --> 00:48:39,248
- More than likely,
- she's a tourist
- 1178
- 00:48:39,282 --> 00:48:41,050
- who's gone back home.
- 1179
- 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:44,119
- Never knowing that her
- true love could be right here.
- 1180
- 00:48:44,152 --> 00:48:48,190
- Hmm. Ah. That's so sad.
- 1181
- 00:48:48,224 --> 00:48:51,061
- Maybe not, because we're
- romantics, here at Seven.
- 1182
- 00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:53,163
- We love lovers.
- 1183
- 00:48:53,195 --> 00:48:55,264
- So, this Saturday,
- we're riding with Ritchie
- 1184
- 00:48:55,297 --> 00:48:57,599
- to the Nashua Park steps
- on the Charles River.
- 1185
- 00:48:57,632 --> 00:49:00,736
- So, if you're Cinderella,
- or if you know her,
- 1186
- 00:49:00,769 --> 00:49:03,139
- please come join us
- at five o'clock
- 1187
- 00:49:03,172 --> 00:49:05,407
- to meet your Prince Charming.
- 1188
- 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,976
- Thanks, Gail.
- 1189
- 00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:09,079
- And in baseball,
- the Sox had a big day.
- 1190
- 00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:11,114
- Billy Gersh is
- here with highlights
- 1191
- 00:49:11,146 --> 00:49:14,183
- ⪠I punch in this morning
- And checkin' my check âª
- 1192
- 00:49:14,217 --> 00:49:16,186
- ⪠Short again âª
- 1193
- 00:49:16,219 --> 00:49:17,686
- ⪠Man, what the heck? âª
- 1194
- 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,289
- ⪠They got me
- Working overtime âª
- 1195
- 00:49:20,322 --> 00:49:22,192
- ⪠Every Saturday âª
- 1196
- 00:49:22,224 --> 00:49:24,027
- ⪠That's wrong
- That's screwed up âª
- 1197
- 00:49:24,059 --> 00:49:26,128
- ⪠Someone's gotta pay âª
- 1198
- 00:49:26,161 --> 00:49:30,065
- ⪠Let me tell you, Boss
- How it's gonna be âª
- 1199
- 00:49:30,099 --> 00:49:33,470
- ⪠Workin' for you
- Ain't workin' for me âª
- 1200
- 00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:36,772
- - What do you think?
- - They're great!
- 1201
- 00:49:36,806 --> 00:49:38,675
- Right? Best bar band in town.
- 1202
- 00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:40,577
- Love 'em!
- 1203
- 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:44,581
- ⪠Let me tell you, Boss
- How it's gonna be âª
- 1204
- 00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:48,617
- ⪠Workin' for you
- Ain't workin' for me! âª
- 1205
- 00:49:48,650 --> 00:49:51,620
- [cheers and applause]
- 1206
- 00:49:51,653 --> 00:49:55,157
- Thank you, thank you, guys.
- Be back in ten.
- 1207
- 00:49:55,190 --> 00:49:56,459
- [Mack]
- More like 15.
- 1208
- 00:49:57,726 --> 00:50:00,763
- - Hey, Hi. I'm Jessie.
- - Mack.
- 1209
- 00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:03,032
- I've been watching
- you guys for years.
- 1210
- 00:50:03,065 --> 00:50:04,768
- - I love the band.
- - Thank you. Thank you.
- 1211
- 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,536
- My friend, Liz,
- at the bar over there,
- 1212
- 00:50:07,570 --> 00:50:09,472
- is getting married soon,
- 1213
- 00:50:09,505 --> 00:50:12,642
- and we were hoping to hire
- you guys to play the wedding.
- 1214
- 00:50:12,675 --> 00:50:14,344
- Oh, we don't play weddings.
- 1215
- 00:50:14,376 --> 00:50:16,779
- Well, it's really not
- a wedding, per se.
- 1216
- 00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:20,150
- It's crazy party
- after a wedding.
- 1217
- 00:50:20,182 --> 00:50:21,751
- We don't do
- wedding parties, either.
- 1218
- 00:50:21,784 --> 00:50:23,653
- He's just saying that
- because he knows
- 1219
- 00:50:23,686 --> 00:50:25,822
- he looks like a dork
- in a powder blue tuxedo.
- 1220
- 00:50:25,855 --> 00:50:28,425
- We just don't play wedding
- songs like "Celebration."
- 1221
- 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:31,594
- Cool, I get why weddings
- could seem beneath you
- 1222
- 00:50:31,626 --> 00:50:33,762
- - or cheesy or Tom Jones-y.
- - [Mack] Mm-hmm.
- 1223
- 00:50:33,795 --> 00:50:36,265
- But this one is very different.
- 1224
- 00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:38,101
- Uh-huh. Why?
- 1225
- 00:50:38,134 --> 00:50:39,802
- Well, firstly,
- it's gonna be like,
- 1226
- 00:50:39,835 --> 00:50:43,372
- "Oh, my God!
- Last night was crazy!
- 1227
- 00:50:43,405 --> 00:50:45,507
- - How did I wake up in Canada?"
- - [Mack chuckles]
- 1228
- 00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:47,277
- "Where did I
- get this alligator?"
- 1229
- 00:50:47,309 --> 00:50:49,078
- - [laughs]
- - "The only thing I remember
- 1230
- 00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:50,512
- is that band was amaze-balls."
- 1231
- 00:50:50,545 --> 00:50:53,148
- And secondly,
- while I personally love
- 1232
- 00:50:53,181 --> 00:50:56,452
- the song "Celebration",
- you don't have to play it.
- 1233
- 00:50:56,485 --> 00:50:58,554
- Listen, it's...
- 1234
- 00:50:58,588 --> 00:51:01,825
- it is my first gig
- as a wedding planner.
- 1235
- 00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:03,293
- So, it has to be perfect.
- 1236
- 00:51:03,326 --> 00:51:05,461
- And your band
- is beyond perfect.
- 1237
- 00:51:05,494 --> 00:51:07,864
- So, you guys, pretty much,
- have to do it
- 1238
- 00:51:07,896 --> 00:51:11,500
- under the universal laws
- of love and romance.
- 1239
- 00:51:11,534 --> 00:51:13,269
- Universal law. [laughs]
- 1240
- 00:51:13,302 --> 00:51:15,105
- - [Jessie] Yeah.
- - Okay, uh...
- 1241
- 00:51:15,137 --> 00:51:16,273
- Hold on.
- 1242
- 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,242
- I will arm wrestle you
- for a yes.
- 1243
- 00:51:20,275 --> 00:51:21,844
- You'll what?
- 1244
- 00:51:21,878 --> 00:51:23,546
- You're bigger than me, come on.
- 1245
- 00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:26,382
- Look at those biceps.
- Seriously.
- 1246
- 00:51:26,414 --> 00:51:29,219
- I win, I get a yes.
- You pin me, I walk.
- 1247
- 00:51:29,251 --> 00:51:30,586
- Let you enjoy your evening.
- 1248
- 00:51:30,619 --> 00:51:32,255
- I can't say yes
- without my partner
- 1249
- 00:51:32,288 --> 00:51:34,289
- Talk to your partner...
- What about your mommy?
- 1250
- 00:51:34,322 --> 00:51:35,558
- Come on, you big baby.
- 1251
- 00:51:37,193 --> 00:51:39,362
- All right. All right.
- 1252
- 00:51:39,394 --> 00:51:41,364
- Okay.
- 1253
- 00:51:41,396 --> 00:51:43,833
- One, two, three, go!
- 1254
- 00:51:43,865 --> 00:51:45,467
- Damn, you're strong.
- [laughs]
- 1255
- 00:51:45,501 --> 00:51:46,803
- I really need a yes.
- 1256
- 00:51:46,835 --> 00:51:49,304
- I really wanna
- give you that yes, but...
- 1257
- 00:51:49,338 --> 00:51:50,840
- You don't have a choice.
- 1258
- 00:51:50,873 --> 00:51:53,710
- [groans]
- 1259
- 00:51:53,742 --> 00:51:56,378
- Ah! Whoo!
- 1260
- 00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:02,184
- All right. No,
- I made a bet and I lost it.
- 1261
- 00:52:02,217 --> 00:52:04,353
- Listen, this is my guitar arm.
- 1262
- 00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:06,155
- It had superpowers.
- It's not fair.
- 1263
- 00:52:06,188 --> 00:52:07,490
- Thank you for your
- consideration
- 1264
- 00:52:09,425 --> 00:52:10,894
- - Did you get 'em?
- - Not happening.
- 1265
- 00:52:10,927 --> 00:52:12,495
- It's okay, we'll get
- somebody better.
- 1266
- 00:52:12,527 --> 00:52:14,496
- - I thought they were the best.
- - They are.
- 1267
- 00:52:14,530 --> 00:52:16,399
- I told you not to hire me.
- 1268
- 00:52:16,431 --> 00:52:19,535
- [laughs] Well, here, these were
- to celebrate our new band,
- 1269
- 00:52:19,568 --> 00:52:22,237
- but now we'll just have to
- celebrate your firing. Hmm.
- 1270
- 00:52:22,271 --> 00:52:23,907
- Oh, great. [chuckles]
- Cheers to that.
- 1271
- 00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:29,378
- Come on. Let's
- go find a new band.
- 1272
- 00:52:29,411 --> 00:52:31,713
- [Lenny] Ah, I guess.
- I just... [chuckles]
- 1273
- 00:52:31,746 --> 00:52:35,652
- I don't know a single musician
- that would take that gig, so...
- 1274
- 00:52:35,684 --> 00:52:37,219
- Look, if it's
- that big of a deal,
- 1275
- 00:52:37,253 --> 00:52:38,888
- it could be good for the band.
- 1276
- 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,557
- - We don't do weddings.
- - Yeah, but this is different.
- 1277
- 00:52:41,590 --> 00:52:43,192
- Oh, my God. Mack,
- 1278
- 00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:45,561
- at a wedding, no one
- cares who the band is.
- 1279
- 00:52:45,594 --> 00:52:48,197
- Everyone's drunk
- and they wanna dance.
- 1280
- 00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,300
- And they're gonna
- ask for "Celebration"
- 1281
- 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,834
- until you play it.
- 1282
- 00:52:51,867 --> 00:52:54,571
- And at that moment,
- you're officially over.
- 1283
- 00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,641
- If you could just
- give us one second?
- 1284
- 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:02,478
- We've played together
- since high school.
- 1285
- 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,813
- That's right.
- 1286
- 00:53:03,846 --> 00:53:05,514
- Make all our decisions,
- 1287
- 00:53:05,547 --> 00:53:06,982
- you and me, just the two of us.
- 1288
- 00:53:07,016 --> 00:53:08,617
- She makes a good point,
- all right?
- 1289
- 00:53:08,650 --> 00:53:10,385
- Don't get all
- bent out of shape.
- 1290
- 00:53:10,418 --> 00:53:11,887
- I'm not, I'm not.
- I just don't wanna
- 1291
- 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,822
- miss out on an opportunity,
- you know?
- 1292
- 00:53:13,856 --> 00:53:16,292
- We're kind of stuck here.
- we could use the money.
- 1293
- 00:53:16,324 --> 00:53:18,293
- - That's...
- - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- 1294
- 00:53:18,327 --> 00:53:20,897
- You're not doing this for that
- chick in there though, right?
- 1295
- 00:53:20,929 --> 00:53:21,931
- No.
- 1296
- 00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:26,501
- - Maybe.
- - [both laugh]
- 1297
- 00:53:26,534 --> 00:53:28,971
- All right. Cool.
- 1298
- 00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:30,640
- [clinks]
- 1299
- 00:53:30,672 --> 00:53:32,407
- And look, we're
- not gonna play anything
- 1300
- 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,810
- from the "Kool and the Gang"
- catalog. Relax, okay?
- 1301
- 00:53:36,646 --> 00:53:37,647
- Jessie.
- 1302
- 00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:43,320
- [phone ringing]
- 1303
- 00:53:45,721 --> 00:53:46,889
- This is Jessie.
- 1304
- 00:53:46,922 --> 00:53:48,490
- Hey-hey, it's Mack.
- 1305
- 00:53:48,523 --> 00:53:50,425
- Sorry, uh, Mack?
- 1306
- 00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:52,728
- Mack, from the band?
- 1307
- 00:53:52,762 --> 00:53:56,365
- Oh! Hi. [chuckles] Hi. Sorry.
- 1308
- 00:53:56,398 --> 00:53:59,301
- - Is this a bad time?
- - Yeah, kinda, I...
- 1309
- 00:53:59,335 --> 00:54:00,403
- Well, we're in.
- 1310
- 00:54:00,436 --> 00:54:01,838
- [Jessie] In?
- 1311
- 00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,338
- The wedding.
- 1312
- 00:54:03,371 --> 00:54:04,640
- Wait, really?
- 1313
- 00:54:04,673 --> 00:54:06,708
- I mean, that... I... Wow!
- 1314
- 00:54:06,742 --> 00:54:09,746
- I thought, you know,
- you won, I lost, and...
- 1315
- 00:54:09,778 --> 00:54:12,681
- You know, only six-year-olds
- make career choices
- 1316
- 00:54:12,715 --> 00:54:14,717
- based on arm-wrestling matches.
- 1317
- 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,420
- [chuckles] Are you
- calling me a six-year-old?
- 1318
- 00:54:17,452 --> 00:54:20,690
- Yeah. But you gotta pay
- in dollars, not Play-Doh.
- 1319
- 00:54:20,722 --> 00:54:22,824
- [Jessie] Okay.
- You drive a hard bargain,
- 1320
- 00:54:22,858 --> 00:54:24,394
- but I can arrange that.
- 1321
- 00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:26,429
- This is fantastic.
- Mack, thank you so much!
- 1322
- 00:54:26,461 --> 00:54:27,929
- You are saving my life.
- Seriously.
- 1323
- 00:54:27,963 --> 00:54:29,065
- I love you for this.
- 1324
- 00:54:29,097 --> 00:54:31,034
- I have that effect on people.
- 1325
- 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:34,771
- Good to know. Well, great.
- I'll text you the details then.
- 1326
- 00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:37,273
- - All right. Bye.
- - [Jessie] Bye.
- 1327
- 00:54:40,009 --> 00:54:44,713
- [giggles] Yes! Yes!
- 1328
- 00:54:46,882 --> 00:54:49,751
- [game show music on TV]
- 1329
- 00:54:49,784 --> 00:54:51,553
- Lots of drama this week.
- 1330
- 00:54:51,586 --> 00:54:53,588
- Two couples have
- already crashed and burned.
- 1331
- 00:54:53,621 --> 00:54:56,625
- The first one seems to be
- kosher versus the kebab.
- 1332
- 00:54:56,659 --> 00:54:57,960
- [yelling]
- 1333
- 00:54:57,992 --> 00:54:59,362
- [engine revs]
- 1334
- 00:54:59,394 --> 00:55:01,998
- [alarm blares]
- 1335
- 00:55:02,030 --> 00:55:05,367
- [yelling continues]
- 1336
- 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,469
- And they're done.
- 1337
- 00:55:06,501 --> 00:55:07,737
- This you?
- 1338
- 00:55:07,769 --> 00:55:09,438
- - That was not us.
- - [on TV] Beat it!
- 1339
- 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:10,473
- [pauses TV]
- 1340
- 00:55:14,376 --> 00:55:15,644
- [Zhopa]
- Not you?
- 1341
- 00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:19,915
- Okay. That is us.
- 1342
- 00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:21,684
- [laughs]
- 1343
- 00:55:26,121 --> 00:55:28,757
- Next, a truly bizarre
- wake-up call.
- 1344
- 00:55:32,061 --> 00:55:33,629
- - [screams]
- - [lamb bleats]
- 1345
- 00:55:33,661 --> 00:55:34,730
- - What?
- - Oh, my God!
- 1346
- 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:35,932
- What are you wearing?!
- 1347
- 00:55:35,965 --> 00:55:37,700
- Oh, my God, what is that?
- What is...
- 1348
- 00:55:37,733 --> 00:55:39,702
- I have no idea
- what the hell is that.
- 1349
- 00:55:39,735 --> 00:55:42,070
- I don't know how she got in
- here. I don't even know her.
- 1350
- 00:55:42,103 --> 00:55:44,573
- - I'm a church-going lady!
- - I would never wear this!
- 1351
- 00:55:44,606 --> 00:55:46,608
- Do not push the button,
- I need this million!
- 1352
- 00:55:46,641 --> 00:55:48,877
- - [screaming]
- - No! You can't pull it!
- 1353
- 00:55:48,911 --> 00:55:51,079
- - [alarm blares]
- - And they're done.
- 1354
- 00:55:51,112 --> 00:55:52,781
- [audience on TV]
- Beat it! Beat it!
- 1355
- 00:55:52,815 --> 00:55:55,451
- - That was us.
- - Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
- 1356
- 00:55:55,483 --> 00:55:58,387
- One of our couples actually
- seems to be getting along.
- 1357
- 00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:01,590
- [baseball organ music playing]
- 1358
- 00:56:01,623 --> 00:56:03,492
- [crowd cheering]
- 1359
- 00:56:03,525 --> 00:56:05,594
- Whoa, the shortstop
- just got to second base.
- 1360
- 00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:07,163
- - [laughs]
- - [plays drum sting]
- 1361
- 00:56:07,195 --> 00:56:08,898
- But there's more. We've got
- 1362
- 00:56:08,931 --> 00:56:11,400
- a Crash Couples exclusive
- for you tonight.
- 1363
- 00:56:11,434 --> 00:56:13,536
- The other final couple
- has a secret.
- 1364
- 00:56:13,568 --> 00:56:16,672
- It turns out Svetlana
- is not a lawyer.
- 1365
- 00:56:16,704 --> 00:56:19,674
- This is where she
- passed her bar exam.
- 1366
- 00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:21,711
- Or should I say pole exam?
- 1367
- 00:56:21,744 --> 00:56:23,079
- [loud club music playing]
- 1368
- 00:56:23,112 --> 00:56:24,680
- [Eddie]
- Woo-hoo, looks like Jimmy
- 1369
- 00:56:24,713 --> 00:56:25,782
- isn't her best man.
- 1370
- 00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:27,884
- [whistling and cheering]
- 1371
- 00:56:30,985 --> 00:56:33,588
- - [Bev] Okay.
- - He's my brother.
- 1372
- 00:56:33,621 --> 00:56:35,123
- There's that, and there's this.
- 1373
- 00:56:35,157 --> 00:56:36,959
- [Eddie]
- Whoop, doesn't look like
- 1374
- 00:56:36,992 --> 00:56:38,728
- he's working on his toast
- for his brother,
- 1375
- 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,496
- Robert Barton's wedding
- 1376
- 00:56:40,528 --> 00:56:42,197
- Oh, there's a push!
- And another push.
- 1377
- 00:56:42,231 --> 00:56:44,200
- Oh! [laughs]
- Look out! Look at...
- 1378
- 00:56:44,233 --> 00:56:46,536
- Oh, there's gotta be some
- hair pulling in this one.
- 1379
- 00:56:46,568 --> 00:56:48,003
- There's the hair pull!
- 1380
- 00:56:48,036 --> 00:56:49,504
- So, we've got
- the wedding trasher
- 1381
- 00:56:49,538 --> 00:56:50,972
- and now this.
- 1382
- 00:56:51,005 --> 00:56:52,641
- He's in the finals.
- That's not bad.
- 1383
- 00:56:52,675 --> 00:56:54,143
- It's not bad, it's terrible!
- 1384
- 00:56:54,175 --> 00:56:56,445
- Your lead has gone from
- seven points to four,
- 1385
- 00:56:56,478 --> 00:56:57,579
- that falls within
- the statistical error range.
- 1386
- 00:56:57,612 --> 00:56:58,914
- You could lose this.
- 1387
- 00:57:00,648 --> 00:57:02,117
- - Oh, boy, here they come.
- - [chain jangling]
- 1388
- 00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:05,053
- We haven't met.
- Hi. I'm Robert Barton.
- 1389
- 00:57:05,086 --> 00:57:06,855
- - Olga.
- - Not Svetlana?
- 1390
- 00:57:06,889 --> 00:57:08,825
- Is made-up name
- for the privacy.
- 1391
- 00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:11,093
- Let's cut to it. Jimmy,
- you're gonna pull out of this.
- 1392
- 00:57:11,126 --> 00:57:13,229
- - What? No way.
- - What's goin' on?
- 1393
- 00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:14,831
- Nothing, I...
- 1394
- 00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:16,032
- He's in debt and
- he's in troubles.
- 1395
- 00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:17,867
- - Is this true?
- - Kinda, yeah.
- 1396
- 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,802
- Touching, but you're
- gonna cost him the election.
- 1397
- 00:57:19,835 --> 00:57:21,871
- Why didn't you come to me?
- What were you thinking?
- 1398
- 00:57:21,903 --> 00:57:23,672
- I'm an idiot. I don't know.
- 1399
- 00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:25,240
- Look, if you
- want me to quit the show...
- 1400
- 00:57:25,273 --> 00:57:26,909
- - We do.
- - I can't!
- 1401
- 00:57:26,942 --> 00:57:28,978
- - [Robert] Why not?
- - Olga. I committed to her.
- 1402
- 00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:31,246
- - What about Robert?
- - I'll keep it really low key.
- 1403
- 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,816
- No controversy, no strip bars.
- 1404
- 00:57:33,849 --> 00:57:37,153
- I promise. I'll even
- skip your wedding.
- 1405
- 00:57:37,186 --> 00:57:39,222
- - Not good enough.
- - But in the end,
- 1406
- 00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:41,858
- it's just a game show, right?
- Where's the negative in that?
- 1407
- 00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:44,760
- I'm not gonna bail on my
- brother because of a game show.
- 1408
- 00:57:44,793 --> 00:57:46,596
- - Bev, spin this.
- - What?
- 1409
- 00:57:46,628 --> 00:57:49,264
- Look, I'm a stiff.
- I have no sense of humor.
- 1410
- 00:57:49,297 --> 00:57:51,066
- Maybe that's why
- my numbers are down.
- 1411
- 00:57:51,099 --> 00:57:53,502
- Make this fun. Make me fun.
- 1412
- 00:57:53,536 --> 00:57:54,871
- [imitates clown laugh]
- 1413
- 00:57:54,903 --> 00:57:57,072
- - That's crazy.
- - It is!
- 1414
- 00:57:57,106 --> 00:57:58,975
- But won't it be fun?
- 1415
- 00:58:00,742 --> 00:58:02,677
- [loud rock music playing]
- 1416
- 00:58:02,710 --> 00:58:04,913
- [crowd cheering]
- 1417
- 00:58:10,952 --> 00:58:13,655
- [guitar solo]
- 1418
- 00:58:31,039 --> 00:58:32,541
- [solo continues]
- 1419
- 00:58:35,110 --> 00:58:37,180
- [cheers and applause]
- 1420
- 00:58:38,981 --> 00:58:41,751
- [Lenny] Thank you!
- Thank you! Goodnight.
- 1421
- 00:58:44,052 --> 00:58:45,788
- [claps]
- 1422
- 00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:48,056
- Yoni, she's killer, right?
- 1423
- 00:58:48,090 --> 00:58:50,326
- Yeah, she takes over, you know?
- 1424
- 00:58:50,358 --> 00:58:51,894
- [chuckles] Yeah, she does.
- 1425
- 00:59:01,603 --> 00:59:02,672
- [Lenny]
- Like it.
- 1426
- 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:07,143
- - What's that?
- - It's got your name on it.
- 1427
- 00:59:07,175 --> 00:59:08,610
- It's our demo.
- 1428
- 00:59:08,643 --> 00:59:11,112
- - Oh, a demo?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1429
- 00:59:11,146 --> 00:59:13,215
- Ah, Yoni wrote a song. So, we...
- 1430
- 00:59:13,248 --> 00:59:15,050
- So, we recorded it
- with my band.
- 1431
- 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:16,786
- Ah, you guys have a band?
- 1432
- 00:59:16,818 --> 00:59:18,054
- - Yeah.
- - No way.
- 1433
- 00:59:18,086 --> 00:59:20,956
- Ah, well, uh... Not really.
- 1434
- 00:59:20,989 --> 00:59:22,658
- We just put together
- a couple guys.
- 1435
- 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:25,327
- You-you put together
- a couple guys
- 1436
- 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,028
- and you didn't
- tell me about it?
- 1437
- 00:59:27,061 --> 00:59:29,130
- We wanted to go
- in a different direction.
- 1438
- 00:59:29,164 --> 00:59:31,767
- Wait, are you...
- Are you kidding me?
- 1439
- 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,869
- Mack, chill. It's just a demo.
- 1440
- 00:59:33,902 --> 00:59:35,605
- I am chill. But
- if it's just a demo,
- 1441
- 00:59:35,637 --> 00:59:37,373
- then why didn't you
- tell me about it, Lenny?
- 1442
- 00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:39,041
- We didn't want you to be upset.
- 1443
- 00:59:39,074 --> 00:59:41,277
- We? We, you two we, now?
- 1444
- 00:59:42,911 --> 00:59:44,079
- What happened to our we?
- 1445
- 00:59:47,682 --> 00:59:48,985
- You know what? Fine.
- 1446
- 00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:50,153
- Fine.
- 1447
- 00:59:52,855 --> 00:59:56,659
- We can go on jury duty now.
- They accept anyone.
- 1448
- 00:59:56,692 --> 00:59:58,126
- Well surely, that's good.
- 1449
- 00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,962
- It's terrible.
- I mean, "Hey, I'm blind".
- 1450
- 01:00:00,996 --> 01:00:02,664
- That was always my best excuse.
- 1451
- 01:00:02,697 --> 01:00:03,932
- [laughs]
- 1452
- 01:00:03,965 --> 01:00:05,266
- - [bangs]
- - Ah! Ooh, God!
- 1453
- 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:06,936
- Oh, my goodness.
- Are you alright?
- 1454
- 01:00:06,969 --> 01:00:09,838
- Yeah, I think I've
- cracked my knee cap.
- 1455
- 01:00:09,871 --> 01:00:12,074
- Oh, dear, oh, God.
- Welcome to my world.
- 1456
- 01:00:12,106 --> 01:00:14,009
- Ah. Do you think
- we could afford
- 1457
- 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:15,311
- to have the lights on a bit?
- 1458
- 01:00:15,344 --> 01:00:17,313
- Oh, I'm sorry. Of course. Yes.
- 1459
- 01:00:17,346 --> 01:00:19,981
- I don't use them very often,
- 1460
- 01:00:20,014 --> 01:00:22,317
- - but there we go.
- - Oh, yes.
- 1461
- 01:00:22,351 --> 01:00:25,387
- Wow! You really look great.
- 1462
- 01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:26,922
- [both laugh]
- 1463
- 01:00:26,954 --> 01:00:28,356
- Ah, here's the problem.
- 1464
- 01:00:28,389 --> 01:00:31,793
- Coffee table.
- It should be more over here.
- 1465
- 01:00:31,827 --> 01:00:33,295
- Thank you. No, no. Huh-uh.
- 1466
- 01:00:33,327 --> 01:00:35,096
- No, out of the traffic flow,
- because...
- 1467
- 01:00:35,130 --> 01:00:37,032
- No, actually,
- it's quite good here.
- 1468
- 01:00:37,065 --> 01:00:39,067
- Yeah. Well, I know
- it's quite good here.
- 1469
- 01:00:39,101 --> 01:00:42,003
- But I mean, it'd be
- much better a bit over here.
- 1470
- 01:00:42,036 --> 01:00:44,005
- - You know what might be fun?
- - What?
- 1471
- 01:00:44,039 --> 01:00:46,676
- Well, there's this OCD seminar
- 1472
- 01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:48,309
- at the Convention Center
- this weekend.
- 1473
- 01:00:48,342 --> 01:00:50,278
- [laughs]
- 1474
- 01:00:50,311 --> 01:00:52,280
- I know.
- 1475
- 01:00:52,313 --> 01:00:54,082
- - See, I'm laughing.
- - [Sara laughs]
- 1476
- 01:00:54,115 --> 01:00:55,818
- - Am I cured?
- - Far from it.
- 1477
- 01:00:55,851 --> 01:00:57,753
- [mutters]
- 1478
- 01:00:57,786 --> 01:00:59,422
- Are these your pictures?
- 1479
- 01:00:59,454 --> 01:01:03,092
- Oh. [chuckles] Yes, yes.
- 1480
- 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,296
- [Sara on recording]
- It was early evening,
- 1481
- 01:01:07,329 --> 01:01:09,798
- I heard thunder, so,
- I started to shoot the clouds,
- 1482
- 01:01:09,831 --> 01:01:13,234
- but just then I heard
- a frantic, shrill whistle.
- 1483
- 01:01:13,268 --> 01:01:15,304
- I turned to shoot it,
- 1484
- 01:01:15,336 --> 01:01:17,840
- it was a bicycle messenger
- about to hit me.
- 1485
- 01:01:17,873 --> 01:01:19,407
- - [chuckles]
- - Yeah.
- 1486
- 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,077
- And the one next to it
- is actually after he hit me.
- 1487
- 01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:23,813
- Oh, and he
- doesn't look too happy.
- 1488
- 01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:25,748
- - [Sara] No.
- - And this one?
- 1489
- 01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:27,983
- [Sara on recording] Oh, yes,
- the bus just missed me,
- 1490
- 01:01:28,016 --> 01:01:29,284
- but it took out a fire hydrant.
- 1491
- 01:01:30,485 --> 01:01:32,420
- I never realized
- that photography
- 1492
- 01:01:32,454 --> 01:01:34,023
- was an extreme sport.
- 1493
- 01:01:34,056 --> 01:01:35,157
- [Sara chuckles]
- 1494
- 01:01:35,190 --> 01:01:36,925
- They're fantastic pictures.
- 1495
- 01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,460
- You're very talented.
- 1496
- 01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:40,762
- Thank you. Hmm.
- 1497
- 01:01:40,795 --> 01:01:42,330
- Come here.
- 1498
- 01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:44,733
- Oh, you wanna kiss me?
- 1499
- 01:01:44,766 --> 01:01:47,068
- I do, in the worst way.
- 1500
- 01:01:47,101 --> 01:01:49,170
- Well, I hope not.
- 1501
- 01:01:49,204 --> 01:01:52,175
- But let's see how it goes.
- 1502
- 01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:58,047
- - Oh.
- - Mm.
- 1503
- 01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:00,048
- What? Are you nervous?
- 1504
- 01:02:01,115 --> 01:02:02,284
- It's been a long time.
- 1505
- 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:06,155
- You're gay?
- 1506
- 01:02:06,188 --> 01:02:07,256
- No, I'm not gay.
- 1507
- 01:02:07,289 --> 01:02:08,791
- Then, what?
- 1508
- 01:02:08,824 --> 01:02:11,494
- It's just, I'm... I'm insecure.
- 1509
- 01:02:11,527 --> 01:02:12,894
- I haven't done this for...
- 1510
- 01:02:12,927 --> 01:02:14,763
- But how insecure?
- 1511
- 01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,766
- - Very insecure.
- - Oh.
- 1512
- 01:02:16,798 --> 01:02:19,402
- - [Lawrence] Mm.
- - Oh.
- 1513
- 01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:25,273
- Oh. Ah.
- 1514
- 01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:26,509
- [laughs gently]
- 1515
- 01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,277
- Oh, Larry.
- 1516
- 01:02:28,309 --> 01:02:30,913
- Nobody ever calls me Larry.
- 1517
- 01:02:30,945 --> 01:02:32,114
- I do.
- 1518
- 01:02:35,016 --> 01:02:36,384
- - Mmm.
- - Yes.
- 1519
- 01:02:37,885 --> 01:02:39,121
- Mmm.
- 1520
- 01:02:40,521 --> 01:02:43,159
- What you doing?
- 1521
- 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:44,994
- I'm learning your body.
- 1522
- 01:02:45,027 --> 01:02:46,461
- Oh, God.
- 1523
- 01:02:46,494 --> 01:02:50,132
- I promise you, I'll start
- working out tomorrow.
- 1524
- 01:02:50,164 --> 01:02:52,134
- Yeah. Start now.
- 1525
- 01:02:52,166 --> 01:02:53,402
- Start now.
- 1526
- 01:02:53,434 --> 01:02:54,536
- [Sara laughs]
- 1527
- 01:02:57,873 --> 01:02:59,508
- Yeah. Your ex
- sounds incredibly flaky,
- 1528
- 01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:02,077
- how terrible for you. But
- listen to me very carefully,
- 1529
- 01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:03,579
- I don't give a shit.
- 1530
- 01:03:03,612 --> 01:03:05,880
- You were supposed to
- be here at four yesterday.
- 1531
- 01:03:05,914 --> 01:03:07,950
- I waited until seven,
- you didn't show.
- 1532
- 01:03:07,983 --> 01:03:09,518
- [man on phone]
- You're harshing my vibe.
- 1533
- 01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:11,519
- No dude, you're
- harshing my vibe.
- 1534
- 01:03:11,552 --> 01:03:14,222
- I'm about to hang up and call
- my caterer, Lawrence Phillips.
- 1535
- 01:03:14,255 --> 01:03:15,356
- Yeah, that...
- 1536
- 01:03:15,389 --> 01:03:16,893
- Ah, dammit!
- 1537
- 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:20,596
- Hello? Just...
- 1538
- 01:03:20,628 --> 01:03:22,964
- get here before 8:00 AM, okay?
- 1539
- 01:03:22,998 --> 01:03:25,967
- You win. Get here at 8:00 AM
- and one second, you lose.
- 1540
- 01:03:26,001 --> 01:03:28,204
- - Okay? Thank you.
- - [Mack] You need some help?
- 1541
- 01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:29,605
- Hi-ya!
- 1542
- 01:03:29,637 --> 01:03:32,240
- - [groaning]
- - Oh, my God!
- 1543
- 01:03:32,273 --> 01:03:34,542
- Oh, my God, Mack,
- I am so sorry! I...
- 1544
- 01:03:34,576 --> 01:03:36,512
- - Are you okay? I...
- - I'm sorry I scared you.
- 1545
- 01:03:36,545 --> 01:03:39,081
- I'm sorry I maimed you.
- Are you okay?
- 1546
- 01:03:39,114 --> 01:03:41,550
- You're tough. I feel bad
- for the guy on the phone.
- 1547
- 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:43,853
- No, don't.
- It's a seated dinner.
- 1548
- 01:03:43,885 --> 01:03:46,054
- It's a little difficult to do
- without chairs.
- 1549
- 01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:47,489
- Had to elevate
- the threat level.
- 1550
- 01:03:47,521 --> 01:03:49,157
- I just didn't think
- somebody would be
- 1551
- 01:03:49,190 --> 01:03:50,893
- eavesdropping at 6:00 AM.
- 1552
- 01:03:50,925 --> 01:03:52,927
- No, I got here at four.
- Slept in the car.
- 1553
- 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,262
- Why?
- 1554
- 01:03:54,295 --> 01:03:56,264
- Rough night.
- Got into some weirdness
- 1555
- 01:03:56,297 --> 01:03:58,199
- and... Ah, nothin'.
- 1556
- 01:03:58,233 --> 01:04:00,035
- I wanted to see you.
- 1557
- 01:04:00,068 --> 01:04:03,239
- But not in a stalking way.
- 1558
- 01:04:03,271 --> 01:04:05,039
- Lying in wait and
- creeping up behind me
- 1559
- 01:04:05,072 --> 01:04:06,975
- is really the classic
- definition of stalker.
- 1560
- 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:09,010
- I had the crazy thought
- I could come in,
- 1561
- 01:04:09,043 --> 01:04:12,114
- and sweep you off your feet,
- but you swept me off mine
- 1562
- 01:04:12,146 --> 01:04:14,083
- So, you owe me breakfast.
- 1563
- 01:04:14,115 --> 01:04:16,885
- [chuckles]
- I mean, oh, okay. I...
- 1564
- 01:04:16,918 --> 01:04:20,521
- My day is insane
- and just got more insane,
- 1565
- 01:04:20,554 --> 01:04:23,893
- But yeah. Look,
- give me a second,
- 1566
- 01:04:23,925 --> 01:04:26,494
- and I could definitely
- use a refill.
- 1567
- 01:04:26,527 --> 01:04:27,629
- Ah.
- 1568
- 01:04:29,197 --> 01:04:30,298
- Larry?
- 1569
- 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,568
- Larry?
- 1570
- 01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:36,338
- Ah.
- 1571
- 01:04:36,371 --> 01:04:37,673
- What...
- 1572
- 01:04:37,706 --> 01:04:39,608
- A note?
- 1573
- 01:04:39,641 --> 01:04:41,443
- Oh, God.
- 1574
- 01:04:41,476 --> 01:04:45,014
- I have fallen in love with
- the dumbest man in history.
- 1575
- 01:04:47,148 --> 01:04:48,116
- [sighs]
- 1576
- 01:04:49,184 --> 01:04:50,452
- - [thunks]
- - Ah!
- 1577
- 01:04:52,253 --> 01:04:54,422
- Oh! Shit!
- 1578
- 01:04:54,456 --> 01:04:55,691
- Oh.
- 1579
- 01:04:55,724 --> 01:04:57,992
- Okay, that barista
- was so judgy.
- 1580
- 01:04:58,025 --> 01:05:00,596
- She was like, "Is this your
- second red-eye in 15 minutes?"
- 1581
- 01:05:00,628 --> 01:05:02,397
- It's like, "Oh,
- are you keeping score
- 1582
- 01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:05,467
- - on my caffeine intake?"
- - Mm. Who cares?
- 1583
- 01:05:07,235 --> 01:05:09,105
- - Oh!
- - Mm! So close.
- 1584
- 01:05:14,509 --> 01:05:16,644
- - Here, gimme.
- - Hold this. Okay.
- 1585
- 01:05:16,677 --> 01:05:17,980
- - Oh, wow.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1586
- 01:05:18,012 --> 01:05:19,347
- Going for the big...
- 1587
- 01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:20,982
- You're taking this
- very seriously.
- 1588
- 01:05:21,016 --> 01:05:22,518
- - Oh!
- - Yes!
- 1589
- 01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:24,953
- - Wow. Nice shot.
- - Here, it's easy.
- 1590
- 01:05:26,454 --> 01:05:28,222
- - Try again.
- - No, thanks.
- 1591
- 01:05:28,255 --> 01:05:30,458
- - No?
- - I suck at basketball
- 1592
- 01:05:30,492 --> 01:05:33,028
- and plastic bottle
- into the trash-ket ball.
- 1593
- 01:05:33,061 --> 01:05:35,364
- I'm just a musician and
- I'm fine with it, you know?
- 1594
- 01:05:35,396 --> 01:05:37,099
- I don't have to
- make the winning shot
- 1595
- 01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:38,233
- at the buzzer every time.
- 1596
- 01:05:38,266 --> 01:05:40,269
- I do. Every time.
- 1597
- 01:05:41,769 --> 01:05:43,304
- With everything.
- 1598
- 01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:44,506
- Everything's a lot.
- 1599
- 01:05:44,539 --> 01:05:46,642
- Yeah, it's a lot.
- 1600
- 01:05:46,675 --> 01:05:49,577
- Mm. How many of those ones
- do you remember?
- 1601
- 01:05:49,610 --> 01:05:52,614
- Hmm, definitely
- the ones from middle school.
- 1602
- 01:05:52,646 --> 01:05:54,983
- [both chuckle]
- 1603
- 01:05:55,016 --> 01:05:56,152
- Lately, just enough.
- 1604
- 01:05:57,652 --> 01:06:00,222
- Why don't you just
- float on some of them
- 1605
- 01:06:00,255 --> 01:06:03,025
- and just save your beautiful
- energy for the big ones?
- 1606
- 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,428
- [quiet laugh]
- 1607
- 01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:08,029
- Who are you?
- 1608
- 01:06:08,063 --> 01:06:09,431
- What?
- 1609
- 01:06:09,463 --> 01:06:12,433
- How do you... know me?
- 1610
- 01:06:12,467 --> 01:06:16,105
- I don't know you,
- but I'd like to.
- 1611
- 01:06:18,472 --> 01:06:20,041
- So,
- 1612
- 01:06:20,074 --> 01:06:21,977
- I'm just coming off of
- 1613
- 01:06:23,478 --> 01:06:27,416
- what I thought was me
- getting dumped, again.
- 1614
- 01:06:27,449 --> 01:06:30,085
- But, actually, I was more
- the dumper than the dumpee.
- 1615
- 01:06:30,117 --> 01:06:31,453
- [chuckles]
- 1616
- 01:06:33,588 --> 01:06:37,092
- But I think I should
- take a little time
- 1617
- 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:40,161
- to chill and figure out
- the difference between
- 1618
- 01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:43,099
- losing to someone
- 1619
- 01:06:44,465 --> 01:06:45,668
- and losing them.
- 1620
- 01:06:50,472 --> 01:06:53,075
- - Well, good luck with that.
- - [laughs]
- 1621
- 01:06:53,108 --> 01:06:54,643
- I'll be watching you
- from my car.
- 1622
- 01:06:54,675 --> 01:06:56,677
- - If you need anything.
- - Oh, great!
- 1623
- 01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:59,247
- [both laugh]
- 1624
- 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:02,617
- I have to go grab my guy,
- the table and chair rental guy.
- 1625
- 01:07:02,650 --> 01:07:04,052
- - Oh, yeah. You go.
- - So.
- 1626
- 01:07:04,085 --> 01:07:05,620
- - You go do that.
- - Okay.
- 1627
- 01:07:05,653 --> 01:07:08,556
- I'll... see you soon.
- 1628
- 01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:10,192
- [Mack]
- It was fun.
- 1629
- 01:07:10,224 --> 01:07:11,460
- See you later.
- 1630
- 01:07:14,096 --> 01:07:16,731
- [sighs] Are these
- the ones they delivered?
- 1631
- 01:07:16,764 --> 01:07:18,400
- - Yes.
- - Well, I'm not sure
- 1632
- 01:07:18,432 --> 01:07:20,302
- - they're gonna do a lot of...
- - [dog barks]
- 1633
- 01:07:22,737 --> 01:07:24,106
- Sara.
- 1634
- 01:07:24,139 --> 01:07:26,275
- Give me a moment, will you?
- 1635
- 01:07:26,307 --> 01:07:27,675
- This is a surprise!
- 1636
- 01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:30,846
- Oh. Oh, I just came by
- 1637
- 01:07:30,878 --> 01:07:33,581
- so you could read this to me.
- 1638
- 01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:37,852
- Oh, my God! I left you a note.
- I'm so silly.
- 1639
- 01:07:37,885 --> 01:07:39,822
- Make sure you
- give it back to me, though,
- 1640
- 01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:42,123
- because I do
- wanna get it framed.
- 1641
- 01:07:42,157 --> 01:07:43,592
- So, read it. Read it, please.
- 1642
- 01:07:46,561 --> 01:07:48,430
- [quietly]
- "Good morning, sweetheart.
- 1643
- 01:07:48,463 --> 01:07:52,134
- I had to go to work, but I
- can't wait to see you later.
- 1644
- 01:07:53,568 --> 01:07:54,636
- Kisses,
- 1645
- 01:07:54,668 --> 01:07:56,270
- Larry."
- 1646
- 01:07:56,304 --> 01:07:58,673
- Nothing about,
- "I changed all the furniture
- 1647
- 01:07:58,706 --> 01:08:01,375
- in your apartment.
- So, do be careful.
- 1648
- 01:08:01,409 --> 01:08:02,878
- You could get killed"?
- 1649
- 01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:04,746
- - I'm so sorry.
- - Oh, yeah?
- 1650
- 01:08:04,778 --> 01:08:07,349
- Why didn't you just
- move the bed next to the window
- 1651
- 01:08:07,382 --> 01:08:10,152
- so I could plunge to my death
- without getting up?
- 1652
- 01:08:10,184 --> 01:08:12,453
- I just want to make
- everything perfect for you.
- 1653
- 01:08:12,487 --> 01:08:14,690
- Your perfect is just fine.
- 1654
- 01:08:14,722 --> 01:08:16,390
- But it isn't gonna save me.
- 1655
- 01:08:16,423 --> 01:08:20,162
- And obviously, you are
- too blind to see that.
- 1656
- 01:08:20,194 --> 01:08:23,631
- Here, Teddy. Let's go, Teddy.
- Up, good boy.
- 1657
- 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:25,766
- We don't wanna
- bang into anything else.
- 1658
- 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:28,270
- I've only got one neck,
- after all.
- 1659
- 01:08:28,302 --> 01:08:29,438
- Good, Teddy.
- 1660
- 01:08:29,470 --> 01:08:32,473
- Uh... Uh... [sighs]
- 1661
- 01:08:32,506 --> 01:08:35,743
- ⪠I leapt âª
- 1662
- 01:08:35,777 --> 01:08:38,279
- ⪠Before I looked âª
- 1663
- 01:08:40,314 --> 01:08:43,851
- ⪠I never learned âª
- 1664
- 01:08:43,885 --> 01:08:47,256
- ⪠And now I'm cooked âª
- 1665
- 01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:52,494
- ⪠Shoulda had a plan âª
- 1666
- 01:08:52,527 --> 01:08:55,197
- ⪠Shoulda up and ran âª
- 1667
- 01:08:55,229 --> 01:08:57,598
- ⪠I got the break-up âª
- 1668
- 01:08:57,631 --> 01:09:01,469
- ⪠The break-up blues âª
- 1669
- 01:09:03,305 --> 01:09:07,309
- ⪠What the hell? âª
- 1670
- 01:09:07,341 --> 01:09:10,411
- ⪠And what the heck? âª
- 1671
- 01:09:10,444 --> 01:09:14,582
- ⪠Seems I can't find love âª
- 1672
- 01:09:14,615 --> 01:09:18,520
- ⪠Without risking your neck âª
- 1673
- 01:09:20,255 --> 01:09:23,225
- ⪠Probably should have known âª
- 1674
- 01:09:23,257 --> 01:09:26,327
- ⪠Now I'm all alone âª
- 1675
- 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,796
- ⪠I got the break-up âª
- 1676
- 01:09:28,829 --> 01:09:32,600
- ⪠The break-up blues âª
- 1677
- 01:09:34,002 --> 01:09:36,405
- ⪠'Cause I got the break-up âª
- 1678
- 01:09:37,805 --> 01:09:41,342
- ⪠I got the break-up, oh âª
- 1679
- 01:09:41,376 --> 01:09:43,846
- ⪠I got the break-up âª
- 1680
- 01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:47,715
- ⪠I got the break-up âª
- 1681
- 01:09:49,417 --> 01:09:52,354
- ⪠I got the break-up âª
- 1682
- 01:09:52,386 --> 01:09:57,491
- ⪠The break-up blues âª
- 1683
- 01:09:57,524 --> 01:10:01,229
- [keypad beeping]
- 1684
- 01:10:01,262 --> 01:10:03,332
- [ringing]
- 1685
- 01:10:07,502 --> 01:10:09,371
- Yes? Yes?
- 1686
- 01:10:09,404 --> 01:10:10,639
- [Lawrence]
- It's me.
- 1687
- 01:10:10,671 --> 01:10:11,772
- Who?
- 1688
- 01:10:11,805 --> 01:10:12,840
- [Lawrence]
- Larry.
- 1689
- 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:15,711
- I really...
- I don't know a Larry.
- 1690
- 01:10:15,743 --> 01:10:17,445
- [Lawrence]
- Lawrence.
- 1691
- 01:10:18,846 --> 01:10:20,481
- Uh-huh. Oh.
- 1692
- 01:10:20,515 --> 01:10:21,783
- [Lawrence]
- Can I come up?
- 1693
- 01:10:21,815 --> 01:10:22,917
- Well...
- 1694
- 01:10:24,586 --> 01:10:25,588
- Certainly.
- 1695
- 01:10:31,525 --> 01:10:32,493
- Um...
- 1696
- 01:10:33,795 --> 01:10:35,831
- - I'm sorry.
- - [scoffs]
- 1697
- 01:10:35,863 --> 01:10:38,899
- I've messed up before and
- I'll probably mess up again,
- 1698
- 01:10:38,932 --> 01:10:41,470
- but look, don't give up on me.
- 1699
- 01:10:41,502 --> 01:10:42,904
- Okay.
- 1700
- 01:10:46,006 --> 01:10:47,808
- - I got you this.
- - Ah?
- 1701
- 01:10:47,841 --> 01:10:48,943
- Here.
- 1702
- 01:10:51,712 --> 01:10:52,680
- Okay.
- 1703
- 01:10:59,654 --> 01:11:00,889
- Hmm?
- 1704
- 01:11:00,921 --> 01:11:01,956
- Oh.
- 1705
- 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:05,060
- Is this a scarf?
- 1706
- 01:11:05,092 --> 01:11:06,560
- It's a blindfold.
- 1707
- 01:11:06,594 --> 01:11:08,529
- - Ah?
- - For me.
- 1708
- 01:11:08,563 --> 01:11:09,530
- [clicks tongue]
- 1709
- 01:11:10,597 --> 01:11:11,966
- Open my eyes.
- 1710
- 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,769
- Let me see what you see.
- 1711
- 01:11:18,872 --> 01:11:20,041
- [Sara]
- Now, we go out...
- 1712
- 01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:25,579
- Good.
- 1713
- 01:11:25,613 --> 01:11:27,416
- [Lawrence]
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 1714
- 01:11:27,448 --> 01:11:30,085
- No, I don't... Oh, yes, I do.
- One, two, three, four.
- 1715
- 01:11:30,118 --> 01:11:31,853
- - Right. Yes!
- - Now, follow it over.
- 1716
- 01:11:31,886 --> 01:11:34,623
- - Ah! What's that?
- - [laughs]
- 1717
- 01:11:34,655 --> 01:11:36,658
- - No, smell it.
- - Oh.
- 1718
- 01:11:47,702 --> 01:11:48,970
- - [horns honk]
- - [Sara] Oh! Okay.
- 1719
- 01:11:49,002 --> 01:11:50,505
- - Okay, can I go home now?
- - Yes.
- 1720
- 01:11:50,537 --> 01:11:52,073
- Of course. Yes, here.
- 1721
- 01:11:52,106 --> 01:11:54,743
- [horns honking]
- 1722
- 01:11:56,077 --> 01:11:57,846
- No, no. Here.
- 1723
- 01:11:59,814 --> 01:12:01,083
- All right, all right.
- 1724
- 01:12:01,115 --> 01:12:03,452
- Feel to your right
- for the railing.
- 1725
- 01:12:03,484 --> 01:12:05,052
- - The rail... Oh, wait...
- - Ah. Don't you go!
- 1726
- 01:12:05,086 --> 01:12:07,689
- - Ah! No, wait! Oh, God!
- - Don't let go!
- 1727
- 01:12:07,721 --> 01:12:09,925
- - Lawrence... Oh!
- - Wait, wait, wait!
- 1728
- 01:12:09,957 --> 01:12:11,659
- [Sara]
- What... Are you okay?
- 1729
- 01:12:11,693 --> 01:12:14,529
- - What?
- - I can't, I can't, I can't!
- 1730
- 01:12:14,561 --> 01:12:16,965
- Larry, oh, my God!
- Larry! Are you okay?
- 1731
- 01:12:16,997 --> 01:12:19,667
- - Larry, Larry, don't sit.
- - [Lawrence grunting]
- 1732
- 01:12:21,168 --> 01:12:22,938
- - Oh!
- - Are you all right?
- 1733
- 01:12:22,970 --> 01:12:24,972
- - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- - Okay.
- 1734
- 01:12:25,006 --> 01:12:26,807
- I'm here. I'm waiting.
- 1735
- 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:28,944
- - I'm at... I don't know.
- - [Lawrence] Oh! Oh!
- 1736
- 01:12:28,976 --> 01:12:30,612
- Okay, I'm here to help.
- 1737
- 01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:32,080
- Are you all right?
- Ah! Oh, my God!
- 1738
- 01:12:32,113 --> 01:12:34,649
- No, no. No, don't...
- 1739
- 01:12:34,681 --> 01:12:36,585
- Well, that was a piece of cake.
- 1740
- 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:40,155
- Okay, well, home at last.
- How do you feel?
- 1741
- 01:12:40,188 --> 01:12:41,757
- Exhausted.
- 1742
- 01:12:41,789 --> 01:12:43,759
- But thrilling.
- 1743
- 01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,527
- - I mean, I had no inkling
- - Yeah.
- 1744
- 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,162
- - of what you went through.
- - Oh, well...
- 1745
- 01:12:47,194 --> 01:12:49,930
- But I think I'm
- pretty good at this now.
- 1746
- 01:12:49,963 --> 01:12:51,733
- - Oh!
- - Oh! Oh, my God! Oh!
- 1747
- 01:12:51,765 --> 01:12:54,569
- - Ooh.
- - Uh, oh. Oh, dear.
- 1748
- 01:12:55,936 --> 01:12:57,439
- [guitar music playing]
- 1749
- 01:13:01,074 --> 01:13:03,878
- ⪠Turns out we can't be âª
- 1750
- 01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:05,981
- ⪠Perfect in love âª
- 1751
- 01:13:07,582 --> 01:13:09,151
- ⪠'Cause love ain't perfect âª
- 1752
- 01:13:09,184 --> 01:13:11,119
- ⪠No, not at all âª
- 1753
- 01:13:12,921 --> 01:13:15,724
- ⪠Ain't no secret
- Love ain't pure âª
- 1754
- 01:13:15,756 --> 01:13:18,559
- ⪠Don't wanna miss it
- That's for sure âª
- 1755
- 01:13:18,592 --> 01:13:21,061
- ⪠The other version
- Of this song âª
- 1756
- 01:13:21,095 --> 01:13:23,131
- ⪠Turned out all wrong âª
- 1757
- 01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:25,966
- - [cheers and applause]
- - ⪠If you don't claim love âª
- 1758
- 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,770
- ⪠The blame is on us âª
- 1759
- 01:13:28,802 --> 01:13:29,904
- Come on!
- 1760
- 01:13:29,938 --> 01:13:31,873
- ⪠We fell in love âª
- 1761
- 01:13:31,905 --> 01:13:34,909
- ⪠We love the fuss âª
- 1762
- 01:13:36,610 --> 01:13:41,182
- ⪠Jump together under the bus âª
- 1763
- 01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:44,553
- ⪠If we don't claim love âª
- 1764
- 01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,088
- ⪠Blame us âª
- 1765
- 01:13:48,756 --> 01:13:53,462
- ⪠If love is crazy
- Sign me up âª
- 1766
- 01:13:53,494 --> 01:13:54,829
- [Lawrence]
- Oop!
- 1767
- 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:58,033
- ⪠Check me in and lock me up âª
- 1768
- 01:14:00,601 --> 01:14:02,671
- - Oh! Ooh!
- - ⪠If love is blind âª
- 1769
- 01:14:02,703 --> 01:14:04,773
- - Oh-ho. Mmm!
- - ⪠Then take my sight âª
- 1770
- 01:14:04,805 --> 01:14:06,474
- - [laughs]
- - Mm! Mm!
- 1771
- 01:14:06,507 --> 01:14:08,108
- - Is that good?
- - ⪠If love is tough âª
- 1772
- 01:14:08,141 --> 01:14:12,079
- ⪠Let's dance all night! âª
- 1773
- 01:14:12,113 --> 01:14:14,916
- ⪠If we don't claim love âª
- 1774
- 01:14:14,948 --> 01:14:17,185
- ⪠If we don't claim love âª
- 1775
- 01:14:18,752 --> 01:14:21,590
- ⪠If we don't claim love âª
- 1776
- 01:14:21,622 --> 01:14:23,458
- ⪠The blame is on us âª
- 1777
- 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,061
- [crowd cheers and applauds]
- 1778
- 01:14:28,262 --> 01:14:29,965
- [Bev]
- Oh. Just keep going.
- 1779
- 01:14:29,997 --> 01:14:31,198
- No, stop.
- 1780
- 01:14:31,231 --> 01:14:33,100
- I was kidding. Joke
- 1781
- 01:14:37,005 --> 01:14:38,539
- - [Jimmy] Hey.
- - Hey!
- 1782
- 01:14:38,573 --> 01:14:39,807
- This is Zhopa.
- 1783
- 01:14:39,841 --> 01:14:41,877
- Very nice meeting you,
- Mr. Mayor.
- 1784
- 01:14:41,909 --> 01:14:43,677
- Oh, well, I'm not mayor yet.
- 1785
- 01:14:43,711 --> 01:14:47,115
- An election?
- We could fixing that.
- 1786
- 01:14:47,148 --> 01:14:48,650
- Thanks, I think we're good.
- 1787
- 01:14:48,682 --> 01:14:50,851
- - This Menny.
- - Manny!
- 1788
- 01:14:50,885 --> 01:14:52,220
- - Menny.
- - Menny.
- 1789
- 01:14:52,252 --> 01:14:54,523
- - This Ivan.
- - Ivan!
- 1790
- 01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:55,689
- Ivan!
- 1791
- 01:14:55,722 --> 01:14:57,158
- Great. Nice to meet you all.
- 1792
- 01:14:57,190 --> 01:14:58,993
- We are late
- and we are leaving.
- 1793
- 01:15:02,063 --> 01:15:03,065
- After you.
- 1794
- 01:15:08,336 --> 01:15:09,637
- [string quartet playing]
- 1795
- 01:15:17,744 --> 01:15:20,814
- - [horns honking]
- - [sirens blare in distance]
- 1796
- 01:15:20,847 --> 01:15:22,583
- What the heck is this?
- 1797
- 01:15:23,784 --> 01:15:24,952
- Ah, come on!
- 1798
- 01:15:26,587 --> 01:15:27,721
- This is bad.
- 1799
- 01:15:27,755 --> 01:15:29,757
- This is not good.
- 1800
- 01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:34,729
- Okay. One of the perks
- about duck boating is this.
- 1801
- 01:15:34,761 --> 01:15:35,996
- Victor, show 'em.
- 1802
- 01:15:36,029 --> 01:15:38,332
- Hey, Prius, move it!
- 1803
- 01:15:38,365 --> 01:15:40,769
- Drive it all the way forward.
- Thank you so much!
- 1804
- 01:15:40,801 --> 01:15:42,603
- Trying to meet
- the love of my life,
- 1805
- 01:15:42,636 --> 01:15:44,572
- no big deal. Very big deal.
- Go! Go! Go!
- 1806
- 01:15:44,605 --> 01:15:47,074
- Come on! There you go!
- 1807
- 01:15:48,743 --> 01:15:49,911
- That wasn't so hard.
- 1808
- 01:15:49,944 --> 01:15:51,246
- We're dead.
- 1809
- 01:15:52,313 --> 01:15:54,583
- No, we're not.
- 1810
- 01:16:03,957 --> 01:16:04,926
- [Robert]
- Hey!
- 1811
- 01:16:05,993 --> 01:16:08,697
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- 1812
- 01:16:08,729 --> 01:16:10,030
- Hey! Hey!
- 1813
- 01:16:10,064 --> 01:16:12,000
- Hey, I'm Robert Barton.
- 1814
- 01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:13,335
- I'm running for mayor.
- 1815
- 01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:15,003
- [chuckles] Oh, that's weird,
- 1816
- 01:16:15,036 --> 01:16:16,337
- 'cause you
- actually are running.
- 1817
- 01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:18,239
- You have my vote, thank you.
- 1818
- 01:16:18,271 --> 01:16:20,875
- But now I'm running late,
- so, I got to go. All right?
- 1819
- 01:16:20,908 --> 01:16:22,744
- No-no-no-no-no-no.
- Wait, wait, wait!
- 1820
- 01:16:22,777 --> 01:16:24,846
- - Stop, stop, stop!
- - [brakes squeal]
- 1821
- 01:16:24,878 --> 01:16:26,347
- You can't go! I'm late!
- 1822
- 01:16:26,381 --> 01:16:29,651
- - [Ritchie] For what?
- - I'm getting married!
- 1823
- 01:16:29,684 --> 01:16:31,052
- I'm meeting my true love.
- 1824
- 01:16:31,085 --> 01:16:33,121
- - We'll go with you.
- - What?
- 1825
- 01:16:33,154 --> 01:16:35,757
- [panting] This is
- the Cinderella guy.
- 1826
- 01:16:35,789 --> 01:16:37,292
- That's TV press up there.
- 1827
- 01:16:37,324 --> 01:16:39,260
- With this boat,
- we've got just enough time
- 1828
- 01:16:39,292 --> 01:16:41,762
- to go pick up his woman,
- then over to your wedding,
- 1829
- 01:16:41,796 --> 01:16:44,332
- and you become the
- romance king of Boston.
- 1830
- 01:16:44,364 --> 01:16:47,335
- You wanna stop being a stiff?
- Here's your chance.
- 1831
- 01:16:49,703 --> 01:16:51,038
- We're gonna go with you!
- 1832
- 01:16:51,072 --> 01:16:53,041
- Great! Welcome aboard!
- Let's go!
- 1833
- 01:16:53,073 --> 01:16:55,009
- Let down the ladder.
- Victor, punch it!
- 1834
- 01:16:56,243 --> 01:16:58,078
- Yes, let's go!
- 1835
- 01:16:58,112 --> 01:16:59,847
- I love helping strangers!
- 1836
- 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,952
- All aboard, life vests on.
- 1837
- 01:17:03,984 --> 01:17:05,719
- Who knows
- if this thing still floats?
- 1838
- 01:17:05,752 --> 01:17:07,389
- I mean, it should.
- It's FDA approved.
- 1839
- 01:17:07,421 --> 01:17:08,822
- Whatever that means.
- 1840
- 01:17:08,855 --> 01:17:10,858
- We're heading out to sea,
- hang on.
- 1841
- 01:17:10,891 --> 01:17:12,260
- I hope you can swim.
- [chuckles]
- 1842
- 01:17:12,292 --> 01:17:13,996
- I am not lifeguard certified.
- 1843
- 01:17:17,765 --> 01:17:18,767
- [Mack]
- Yeah.
- 1844
- 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,934
- [crystal clinking]
- 1845
- 01:17:19,966 --> 01:17:21,168
- - Put this over here?
- - Yep.
- 1846
- 01:17:21,202 --> 01:17:22,369
- [Jessie]
- Hey.
- 1847
- 01:17:22,403 --> 01:17:23,872
- - Hey!
- - How's it goin'?
- 1848
- 01:17:23,904 --> 01:17:25,372
- You look amazingly calm.
- 1849
- 01:17:25,405 --> 01:17:27,442
- Amazingly everything's
- going like clockwork, so.
- 1850
- 01:17:27,475 --> 01:17:29,978
- - No glitches?
- - Nope. I'm a pro.
- 1851
- 01:17:30,011 --> 01:17:31,780
- Been at this
- a whole eight days.
- 1852
- 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:33,381
- I'm not surprised at all.
- 1853
- 01:17:33,413 --> 01:17:36,018
- So, you maybe
- doin' some thinking?
- 1854
- 01:17:39,854 --> 01:17:42,891
- Yeah, I've been doing that.
- Yep.
- 1855
- 01:17:42,923 --> 01:17:44,926
- And how am I doin'?
- 1856
- 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,360
- Um...
- 1857
- 01:17:47,962 --> 01:17:49,197
- Pretty good.
- 1858
- 01:17:49,229 --> 01:17:51,765
- Aw, just pretty good?
- Come on.
- 1859
- 01:17:51,798 --> 01:17:54,368
- - [laughs]
- - [cell phone rings]
- 1860
- 01:17:56,203 --> 01:17:57,171
- Bev?
- 1861
- 01:17:58,805 --> 01:18:00,074
- Wait... What?
- 1862
- 01:18:00,108 --> 01:18:01,476
- A duck boat?
- 1863
- 01:18:01,509 --> 01:18:03,444
- Are you crazy?
- You would never make it.
- 1864
- 01:18:04,779 --> 01:18:05,747
- Bev?
- 1865
- 01:18:07,448 --> 01:18:08,817
- Dammit!
- 1866
- 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:10,351
- - Glitch?
- - Huge glitch.
- 1867
- 01:18:10,384 --> 01:18:12,386
- Planning a wedding that
- might not have a groom.
- 1868
- 01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:13,822
- [cell phone dings]
- 1869
- 01:18:13,854 --> 01:18:16,090
- - Son of a bitch!
- - [Jessie] What?
- 1870
- 01:18:16,123 --> 01:18:18,292
- Lenny quit. I can't believe it!
- 1871
- 01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:19,961
- - You're kidding, right?
- - [Mack] No.
- 1872
- 01:18:19,993 --> 01:18:22,130
- But I'll just call
- some people, okay?
- 1873
- 01:18:22,162 --> 01:18:24,031
- - And I'll fix...
- - Not kidding.
- 1874
- 01:18:24,064 --> 01:18:25,032
- Son of a...
- 1875
- 01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:28,135
- [Jordan]
- ⪠If love is tough âª
- 1876
- 01:18:28,168 --> 01:18:31,238
- ⪠Let's dance all night âª
- 1877
- 01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:32,873
- ⪠Don't blame love... âª
- 1878
- 01:18:32,907 --> 01:18:34,743
- Sorry, could I talk to you
- for one second?
- 1879
- 01:18:34,775 --> 01:18:36,443
- Hi, I'm kind of in
- the middle of somethin' here.
- 1880
- 01:18:36,476 --> 01:18:38,880
- I understand. I'm so sorry,
- just one second.
- 1881
- 01:18:38,912 --> 01:18:42,049
- I come by here every day.
- I love you, you're great.
- 1882
- 01:18:42,082 --> 01:18:43,350
- Can you be in a band?
- 1883
- 01:18:43,384 --> 01:18:45,153
- - Oh, I don't...
- - Like, right now.
- 1884
- 01:18:45,185 --> 01:18:49,156
- Sorry, what I meant to say
- was, right now, please,
- 1885
- 01:18:49,189 --> 01:18:51,158
- because two minutes ago,
- across the street,
- 1886
- 01:18:51,192 --> 01:18:53,360
- at my wedding...
- Not my wedding...
- 1887
- 01:18:53,394 --> 01:18:56,331
- But anyway,
- half of our band just quit.
- 1888
- 01:18:56,363 --> 01:19:00,468
- So, you could be
- the new other half, and...
- 1889
- 01:19:03,104 --> 01:19:04,506
- Just please, help me out.
- 1890
- 01:19:04,538 --> 01:19:06,073
- I really can't
- let this couple down.
- 1891
- 01:19:06,106 --> 01:19:09,077
- It just has to be their
- perfect day.
- 1892
- 01:19:09,109 --> 01:19:11,011
- And I will carry your stuff...
- 1893
- 01:19:11,045 --> 01:19:13,047
- I don't play in bands,
- I work alone.
- 1894
- 01:19:13,079 --> 01:19:15,850
- I get that. [exhales]
- 1895
- 01:19:15,882 --> 01:19:19,320
- I know I sound crazy.
- I'm just desperate.
- 1896
- 01:19:21,087 --> 01:19:22,423
- He comes, too.
- 1897
- 01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:26,293
- I thought you only work alone?
- 1898
- 01:19:26,327 --> 01:19:28,029
- I was wrong.
- 1899
- 01:19:28,061 --> 01:19:29,229
- What's his name?
- 1900
- 01:19:29,262 --> 01:19:30,564
- I don't know.
- 1901
- 01:19:30,597 --> 01:19:33,201
- Mister Guitar Man,
- 1902
- 01:19:33,234 --> 01:19:35,069
- would you care to join...
- 1903
- 01:19:35,101 --> 01:19:38,372
- - Jordan.
- - Jordan, in our new band?
- 1904
- 01:19:38,405 --> 01:19:41,909
- - Happy to. Yeah.
- - Amazing! Okay!
- 1905
- 01:19:45,046 --> 01:19:46,381
- [saxophone playing]
- 1906
- 01:19:50,451 --> 01:19:53,288
- Where're you off to?
- A gig? Need brass?
- 1907
- 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:54,922
- [Jessie]
- Oh, definitely.
- 1908
- 01:19:56,056 --> 01:19:57,958
- Can I join the parade?
- 1909
- 01:19:57,992 --> 01:19:59,127
- Why not?
- 1910
- 01:20:09,936 --> 01:20:11,972
- It's exactly five o'clock,
- and I'm here live
- 1911
- 01:20:12,006 --> 01:20:13,541
- with our own Prince Charming
- 1912
- 01:20:13,573 --> 01:20:15,409
- who's hoping to find
- Cinderella waiting for him
- 1913
- 01:20:15,443 --> 01:20:17,045
- right here in the park.
- 1914
- 01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,547
- Romance is alive and well,
- and even though
- 1915
- 01:20:19,579 --> 01:20:21,850
- his own wedding is
- scheduled at six pm tonight,
- 1916
- 01:20:21,882 --> 01:20:23,917
- Robert Barton came here
- to be part of this.
- 1917
- 01:20:23,951 --> 01:20:26,386
- This is what makes Boston
- the greatest city in the world
- 1918
- 01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:28,222
- - and I just couldn't keep...
- - Let's do this.
- 1919
- 01:20:28,256 --> 01:20:30,158
- - We're doing this.
- - Stay tuned.
- 1920
- 01:20:38,899 --> 01:20:40,067
- There he is!
- 1921
- 01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:42,202
- - [ladies screaming]
- - Oh!
- 1922
- 01:20:42,235 --> 01:20:43,904
- Hey.
- 1923
- 01:20:45,538 --> 01:20:47,140
- Is she here?
- 1924
- 01:20:47,173 --> 01:20:48,376
- Who's to know? It's so crazy.
- 1925
- 01:20:50,043 --> 01:20:52,881
- Everybody shutting up!
- 1926
- 01:20:52,913 --> 01:20:55,483
- Thank you.
- Now, lining up
- 1927
- 01:20:55,515 --> 01:20:58,452
- so that Mr. Ritchie
- can finding his girlfriend.
- 1928
- 01:20:58,485 --> 01:21:02,055
- Huh? Lining up, lining up.
- Go, go, go!
- 1929
- 01:21:02,088 --> 01:21:04,225
- What would we do
- without the mafia? Thank you!
- 1930
- 01:21:04,257 --> 01:21:05,592
- - Thank you very much.
- - Okay.
- 1931
- 01:21:05,626 --> 01:21:08,363
- - Um, hi.
- - [woman] Hi.
- 1932
- 01:21:08,395 --> 01:21:10,597
- How are you? Thank you.
- Thank you for coming.
- 1933
- 01:21:10,631 --> 01:21:12,432
- - I love that. It's amazing.
- - Hi!
- 1934
- 01:21:12,466 --> 01:21:14,636
- All right.
- [laughs] Sorry, pal.
- 1935
- 01:21:14,668 --> 01:21:17,037
- Actually, no,
- let me get a selfie.
- 1936
- 01:21:17,070 --> 01:21:18,907
- My mom's never
- going to believe this.
- 1937
- 01:21:18,939 --> 01:21:21,108
- Mark Wahlberg
- tried to win my heart.
- 1938
- 01:21:21,141 --> 01:21:22,309
- - [shutter clicks]
- - Bam!
- 1939
- 01:21:22,342 --> 01:21:23,577
- Thank you so much for comin'.
- 1940
- 01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:25,445
- Thank you. All right.
- 1941
- 01:21:25,479 --> 01:21:27,515
- You're married, you shouldn't
- be here. Go home.
- 1942
- 01:21:27,547 --> 01:21:29,516
- Hey. On the six-pack,
- I love it.
- 1943
- 01:21:29,550 --> 01:21:32,420
- Ah! You're about to
- faint for me. Okay, girl.
- 1944
- 01:21:32,453 --> 01:21:35,290
- On the leg, no-no, it's
- supposed to be on the neck.
- 1945
- 01:21:35,323 --> 01:21:36,691
- Yeah, it's okay.
- 1946
- 01:21:36,724 --> 01:21:38,226
- Hey, how are you guys?
- 1947
- 01:21:38,259 --> 01:21:40,395
- Oh. That looks real.
- 1948
- 01:21:40,427 --> 01:21:42,997
- Oh, on your wrist.
- [chuckles] Okay.
- 1949
- 01:21:43,029 --> 01:21:44,131
- Cool.
- 1950
- 01:21:49,036 --> 01:21:50,005
- Hey.
- 1951
- 01:21:56,543 --> 01:21:57,612
- She's not here.
- 1952
- 01:22:08,622 --> 01:22:10,291
- Ladies, you are all wonderful.
- 1953
- 01:22:10,323 --> 01:22:12,092
- If it were legal,
- I'd set up a cult,
- 1954
- 01:22:12,126 --> 01:22:13,661
- and I'd marry every one of you.
- 1955
- 01:22:13,694 --> 01:22:15,997
- - I'll join!
- - [women] Me, too! Yeah!
- 1956
- 01:22:18,064 --> 01:22:20,100
- Unfortunately,
- we are late for a wedding.
- 1957
- 01:22:20,134 --> 01:22:21,569
- And there's only one person
- 1958
- 01:22:21,601 --> 01:22:23,403
- that can get us
- to the church on time.
- 1959
- 01:22:23,436 --> 01:22:25,506
- Me, Captain Ritchie.
- So, I have to go.
- 1960
- 01:22:25,538 --> 01:22:26,707
- Let's go, let's go!
- 1961
- 01:22:26,740 --> 01:22:29,042
- [women]
- Bye!
- 1962
- 01:22:29,076 --> 01:22:30,444
- Bye!
- 1963
- 01:22:36,182 --> 01:22:37,752
- Okay. Well,
- tell him to floor it.
- 1964
- 01:22:37,784 --> 01:22:38,987
- [door opens]
- 1965
- 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,154
- [horse nickers]
- 1966
- 01:22:41,188 --> 01:22:42,757
- - Oh, my God!
- - Ta-da!
- 1967
- 01:22:42,789 --> 01:22:45,025
- Look at you!
- You look like a dream!
- 1968
- 01:22:45,059 --> 01:22:47,729
- - Jessie! This is amazing!
- - Watch the stairs.
- 1969
- 01:22:47,761 --> 01:22:50,631
- Oh, surprise.
- Yeah, zero emissions.
- 1970
- 01:22:51,564 --> 01:22:53,134
- Well, kinda.
- 1971
- 01:22:53,167 --> 01:22:55,069
- - [laughs] Close enough.
- - More or less.
- 1972
- 01:22:55,101 --> 01:22:56,570
- Okay. Here we go. Hop on.
- 1973
- 01:22:56,604 --> 01:22:58,073
- Whoo-hoo!
- 1974
- 01:22:59,239 --> 01:23:01,108
- [gasps]
- Jessie, this is awesome!
- 1975
- 01:23:01,141 --> 01:23:04,112
- You have truly
- created the perfect day.
- 1976
- 01:23:04,145 --> 01:23:06,447
- Good. Okay, ready?
- 1977
- 01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:08,315
- - Let's get you married.
- - Let's do it.
- 1978
- 01:23:08,349 --> 01:23:09,684
- All right, we're ready.
- 1979
- 01:23:09,716 --> 01:23:11,551
- - [cracks reigns]
- - Come on. Get up.
- 1980
- 01:23:11,585 --> 01:23:13,453
- - How're you feeling?
- - Feeling good. Yeah.
- 1981
- 01:23:13,487 --> 01:23:15,023
- - [fabric rips]
- - Ah!
- 1982
- 01:23:15,055 --> 01:23:16,323
- - [horse whinnies]
- - Oh, my God!
- 1983
- 01:23:16,356 --> 01:23:17,625
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah, I guess.
- 1984
- 01:23:17,658 --> 01:23:18,626
- I mean, what happened?
- 1985
- 01:23:19,726 --> 01:23:22,063
- - Uh, wow.
- - Is... What?
- 1986
- 01:23:22,095 --> 01:23:25,198
- Your train is wrapped around
- the wheel spoke.
- 1987
- 01:23:25,231 --> 01:23:27,335
- - You got it?
- - No. It's stuck.
- 1988
- 01:23:27,368 --> 01:23:29,504
- You know what? Sir,
- can you back up a little bit
- 1989
- 01:23:29,537 --> 01:23:31,271
- and just see if
- we can get it to unwind?
- 1990
- 01:23:31,305 --> 01:23:34,142
- Stuck. She won't move.
- Can't go forward or back.
- 1991
- 01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:36,177
- - This is a disaster.
- - [Jessie] One second.
- 1992
- 01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:38,512
- - Hey, you guys. Need some help?
- - Hi.
- 1993
- 01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:40,213
- I don't know. Jessie, do you...
- 1994
- 01:23:40,247 --> 01:23:42,483
- [laughs]
- 1995
- 01:23:42,515 --> 01:23:44,684
- The wedding trasher
- strikes again.
- 1996
- 01:23:44,717 --> 01:23:46,421
- Hey! That girl is my friend.
- 1997
- 01:23:46,453 --> 01:23:48,221
- Okay, you don't talk to
- my friend like that.
- 1998
- 01:23:48,255 --> 01:23:50,425
- If you do, I will show you
- the dictionary definition
- 1999
- 01:23:50,457 --> 01:23:52,659
- of the word "trasher.".
- You get it?
- 2000
- 01:23:52,693 --> 01:23:54,429
- - Yes, ma'am.
- - Apologize to her!
- 2001
- 01:23:54,462 --> 01:23:56,597
- I'm sorry.
- 2002
- 01:23:56,630 --> 01:23:58,466
- Now beat it before
- I wrap your tricycle
- 2003
- 01:23:58,498 --> 01:23:59,768
- around your fat head!
- 2004
- 01:24:02,235 --> 01:24:03,503
- [exhales]
- 2005
- 01:24:03,537 --> 01:24:06,106
- - You! Stop!
- - [horse nickers]
- 2006
- 01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:20,253
- Young lady, can I count on
- your vote in November?
- 2007
- 01:24:20,287 --> 01:24:23,490
- Was this on the registry?
- [laughs]
- 2008
- 01:24:32,565 --> 01:24:35,436
- [crowd cheers and applauds]
- 2009
- 01:24:40,673 --> 01:24:43,411
- [crowd hoots]
- 2010
- 01:24:43,444 --> 01:24:46,414
- Bev, you did it! I love you!
- [laughs]
- 2011
- 01:24:46,447 --> 01:24:48,449
- Ooh! [laughs] And I,
- much to my amazement,
- 2012
- 01:24:48,481 --> 01:24:50,417
- am quite fond of you. [laughs]
- 2013
- 01:24:50,451 --> 01:24:51,652
- I've gotta go.
- 2014
- 01:24:51,685 --> 01:24:52,754
- [string quartet playing]
- 2015
- 01:24:54,354 --> 01:24:57,357
- You are a hero.
- I can't thank you enough.
- 2016
- 01:24:57,390 --> 01:24:59,159
- My pleasure, man.
- 2017
- 01:24:59,193 --> 01:25:00,261
- Sorry about your girl.
- 2018
- 01:25:00,293 --> 01:25:02,363
- She wasn't my girl.
- 2019
- 01:25:02,395 --> 01:25:03,398
- Was just...
- 2020
- 01:25:04,832 --> 01:25:06,534
- - Crazy love.
- - [chuckles]
- 2021
- 01:25:06,567 --> 01:25:08,136
- It's all crazy.
- 2022
- 01:25:08,168 --> 01:25:11,139
- Look, my bride,
- 2023
- 01:25:11,171 --> 01:25:12,706
- three mafia goons,
- 2024
- 01:25:12,739 --> 01:25:14,407
- and my brother
- chained to a stripper.
- 2025
- 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,577
- But in the end,
- you got the girl.
- 2026
- 01:25:16,609 --> 01:25:20,280
- Come with me.
- It's gonna be a great party.
- 2027
- 01:25:20,314 --> 01:25:21,349
- I'm good, thank you.
- 2028
- 01:25:22,615 --> 01:25:24,685
- Okay. Thanks again.
- 2029
- 01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:28,355
- Hey.
- 2030
- 01:25:29,489 --> 01:25:31,559
- Don't give up on the crazy.
- 2031
- 01:25:31,591 --> 01:25:32,826
- That's what makes love...
- 2032
- 01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:35,663
- Love.
- 2033
- 01:25:37,398 --> 01:25:41,668
- [wedding march plays]
- 2034
- 01:25:43,503 --> 01:25:45,172
- [crowd cheering]
- 2035
- 01:25:52,579 --> 01:25:53,814
- [crowd applauds]
- 2036
- 01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:57,217
- I've never seen
- an avocado do that.
- 2037
- 01:25:57,251 --> 01:25:59,854
- [guests laugh]
- 2038
- 01:25:59,886 --> 01:26:01,721
- So, remember, Robert,
- 2039
- 01:26:01,755 --> 01:26:03,658
- when you hook up to
- the old ball and chain,
- 2040
- 01:26:03,690 --> 01:26:05,458
- don't do it like I did.
- 2041
- 01:26:05,492 --> 01:26:07,427
- She's got the balls
- and I've got the chain.
- 2042
- 01:26:07,461 --> 01:26:11,365
- [guests cheer]
- 2043
- 01:26:14,001 --> 01:26:15,469
- - Hey, everybody!
- - [cheers]
- 2044
- 01:26:15,502 --> 01:26:17,305
- How we doing?
- 2045
- 01:26:17,337 --> 01:26:19,439
- All right. Thank you all
- so much for coming.
- 2046
- 01:26:19,472 --> 01:26:22,210
- This is my first wedding,
- and hopefully my last.
- 2047
- 01:26:22,243 --> 01:26:23,778
- - [chuckles] Um...
- - [guests laugh]
- 2048
- 01:26:23,810 --> 01:26:26,546
- And this great event
- was created by Jessie English.
- 2049
- 01:26:26,579 --> 01:26:28,582
- [guests cheer and applaud]
- 2050
- 01:26:28,615 --> 01:26:32,252
- Who, thankfully,
- decided not to parachute
- 2051
- 01:26:32,286 --> 01:26:34,454
- - through the top of a tent.
- - [guests laugh]
- 2052
- 01:26:34,488 --> 01:26:36,557
- But seriously, Jessie,
- thank you so much.
- 2053
- 01:26:37,957 --> 01:26:39,759
- Hey, what about me?
- 2054
- 01:26:39,792 --> 01:26:41,595
- Oh, I'm sorry, and you are?
- 2055
- 01:26:41,628 --> 01:26:42,863
- [guests laugh]
- 2056
- 01:26:42,895 --> 01:26:44,532
- Have a good time, everybody!
- 2057
- 01:26:44,564 --> 01:26:47,701
- [cheers and applause]
- 2058
- 01:26:51,572 --> 01:26:53,541
- Well, speaking
- of new marriages,
- 2059
- 01:26:53,573 --> 01:26:55,009
- "Celebration"!
- 2060
- 01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:57,745
- [cheers and applause]
- 2061
- 01:26:57,778 --> 01:27:02,350
- [clapping rhythmically]
- 2062
- 01:27:02,382 --> 01:27:04,351
- We don't know how to play it.
- 2063
- 01:27:04,385 --> 01:27:06,954
- [clapping continues]
- 2064
- 01:27:09,756 --> 01:27:11,291
- "Celebration."
- 2065
- 01:27:11,324 --> 01:27:13,694
- - [drum beat begins]
- - [guests cheer]
- 2066
- 01:27:15,828 --> 01:27:18,233
- [band playing "Celebration"]
- 2067
- 01:27:30,677 --> 01:27:32,279
- ⪠Yahoo! âª
- 2068
- 01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:35,482
- ⪠It's a celebration âª
- 2069
- 01:27:38,985 --> 01:27:41,555
- ⪠Yahoo! âª
- 2070
- 01:27:41,587 --> 01:27:43,690
- - What's wrong?
- - ⪠It's a celebration âª
- 2071
- 01:27:43,724 --> 01:27:47,028
- ⪠Celebrate good times
- Come on! âª
- 2072
- 01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,695
- Look at that.
- 2073
- 01:27:48,729 --> 01:27:51,632
- [Jordan]
- ⪠It's a celebration âª
- 2074
- 01:27:51,664 --> 01:27:53,367
- It's perfect.
- 2075
- 01:27:53,399 --> 01:27:55,635
- ⪠Celebrate good times
- Come on! âª
- 2076
- 01:27:55,668 --> 01:27:59,306
- [laughs]
- It's really not perfect.
- 2077
- 01:27:59,340 --> 01:28:01,509
- Oh, look at the two of them.
- 2078
- 01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:03,811
- If that's not perfect,
- then it doesn't need to be.
- 2079
- 01:28:03,844 --> 01:28:05,078
- You did good, kid.
- 2080
- 01:28:05,112 --> 01:28:07,614
- [laughs] Thank you, Larry.
- 2081
- 01:28:07,648 --> 01:28:09,350
- Oh, no. Only...
- 2082
- 01:28:09,382 --> 01:28:11,018
- There's only one person
- who calls me Larry.
- 2083
- 01:28:11,051 --> 01:28:13,020
- - [laughs] Oh, really?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 2084
- 01:28:13,052 --> 01:28:15,021
- If you keep up
- this nice guy crap,
- 2085
- 01:28:15,055 --> 01:28:16,757
- everybody's
- gonna call you Larry.
- 2086
- 01:28:16,789 --> 01:28:18,492
- [chuckles]
- 2087
- 01:28:18,524 --> 01:28:21,028
- ⪠Celebrate good times
- Come on! âª
- 2088
- 01:28:22,729 --> 01:28:24,964
- [Jordan]
- ⪠It's a celebration! âª
- 2089
- 01:28:24,997 --> 01:28:28,935
- ⪠Celebrate good times
- Come on! âª
- 2090
- 01:28:28,969 --> 01:28:32,006
- [Mack]
- ⪠Ooh, it's a celebration! âª
- 2091
- 01:28:32,038 --> 01:28:34,974
- ⪠There's a party going on
- Round here âª
- 2092
- 01:28:35,007 --> 01:28:39,512
- ⪠A celebration to last
- Throughout the year âª
- 2093
- 01:28:39,546 --> 01:28:42,717
- ⪠So, bring your good times
- And your laughter too âª
- 2094
- 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:44,618
- [no audible dialogue]
- 2095
- 01:28:44,650 --> 01:28:48,421
- ⪠We're gonna celebrate
- Your party with you âª
- 2096
- 01:28:48,454 --> 01:28:52,393
- ⪠Celebration âª
- 2097
- 01:28:52,426 --> 01:28:56,097
- ⪠Let's all celebrate
- And have a good time âª
- 2098
- 01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:59,467
- ⪠Celebration âª
- 2099
- 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:04,471
- ⪠Oh, we're gonna celebrate
- And have a good time âª
- 2100
- 01:29:04,505 --> 01:29:08,141
- ⪠It's time to come together âª
- 2101
- 01:29:08,175 --> 01:29:12,046
- ⪠It's up to you
- What's your pleasure âª
- 2102
- 01:29:12,078 --> 01:29:16,750
- ⪠Everyone around the world
- Come on! âª
- 2103
- 01:29:16,783 --> 01:29:19,452
- ⪠Mm, it's a celebration! âª
- 2104
- 01:29:19,485 --> 01:29:21,087
- ⪠Yahoo! âª
- 2105
- 01:29:21,121 --> 01:29:23,824
- - ⪠It's a celebration! âª
- - ⪠Whoo! âª
- 2106
- 01:29:23,856 --> 01:29:26,894
- ⪠We're gonna have
- A good time tonight âª
- 2107
- 01:29:26,926 --> 01:29:31,931
- ⪠Let's celebrate,
- It's all right âª
- 2108
- 01:29:31,965 --> 01:29:34,902
- ⪠We're gonna have
- A good time tonight âª
- 2109
- 01:29:34,935 --> 01:29:39,472
- ⪠Let's celebrate,
- It's all right âª
- 2110
- 01:29:39,506 --> 01:29:42,910
- ⪠Yeah, we're gonna have
- A good time tonight âª
- 2111
- 01:29:42,943 --> 01:29:44,145
- ⪠Let's celebrate âª
- 2112
- 01:29:44,177 --> 01:29:46,846
- ⪠Celebration âª
- 2113
- 01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:51,484
- ⪠Oh, we're gonna celebrate
- And have a good time âª
- 2114
- 01:29:51,518 --> 01:29:55,555
- ⪠Celebration âª
- 2115
- 01:29:55,588 --> 01:29:59,493
- ⪠Let's all celebrate
- And have a good time âª
- 2116
- 01:29:59,525 --> 01:30:02,128
- ⪠We're gonna have
- A good time tonight âª
- 2117
- 01:30:02,162 --> 01:30:05,966
- ⪠Let's celebrate
- It's all right âª
- 2118
- 01:30:05,998 --> 01:30:10,069
- ⪠Yeah, we're gonna have
- A good time tonight âª
- 2119
- 01:30:10,103 --> 01:30:13,875
- ⪠Let's celebrate
- 'Cause it's all right âª
- 2120
- 01:30:15,809 --> 01:30:19,213
- ⪠It's time to come together âª
- 2121
- 01:30:19,246 --> 01:30:23,150
- ⪠It's up to you
- What's your pleasure? âª
- 2122
- 01:30:23,182 --> 01:30:27,988
- ⪠Everyone around the world
- come on! âª
- 2123
- 01:30:28,020 --> 01:30:31,157
- ⪠Mm, it's a celebration! âª
- 2124
- 01:30:31,190 --> 01:30:33,894
- [laughs]
- 2125
- 01:30:33,926 --> 01:30:36,630
- [crowd cheers and applauds]
- 2126
- 01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:43,137
- [game show music playing]
- 2127
- 01:30:43,170 --> 01:30:45,172
- All right! Hold it down!
- 2128
- 01:30:45,204 --> 01:30:48,641
- Hold it down! Let's
- just get this over with.
- 2129
- 01:30:48,675 --> 01:30:50,845
- Final show. Crash Couples.
- 2130
- 01:30:50,877 --> 01:30:52,712
- Someone walks away with a mill.
- 2131
- 01:30:52,746 --> 01:30:55,082
- Someone walks away with bupkis.
- 2132
- 01:30:55,114 --> 01:30:56,951
- - [drum sting]
- - The results are in.
- 2133
- 01:30:56,984 --> 01:30:59,687
- Tiny and Shaq have been
- leading the voting
- 2134
- 01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:01,789
- for the last five days.
- 2135
- 01:31:01,822 --> 01:31:03,524
- [cheers and applause]
- 2136
- 01:31:03,556 --> 01:31:04,858
- Which means you two
- 2137
- 01:31:04,891 --> 01:31:06,693
- have been getting
- your asses kicked.
- 2138
- 01:31:06,726 --> 01:31:08,761
- - [audience laughs]
- - But...
- 2139
- 01:31:08,795 --> 01:31:11,966
- A giant tidal wave
- of last minute votes
- 2140
- 01:31:11,998 --> 01:31:15,135
- produced
- an impossible comeback.
- 2141
- 01:31:15,167 --> 01:31:17,036
- - [drumroll]
- - The winners are
- 2142
- 01:31:17,069 --> 01:31:19,706
- Jimmy and Svetlana!
- 2143
- 01:31:19,739 --> 01:31:21,608
- [audience cheers and applauds]
- 2144
- 01:31:21,641 --> 01:31:25,512
- [game show music playing]
- 2145
- 01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:31,685
- That was us.
- 2146
- 01:31:35,118 --> 01:31:40,118
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- akumenang.com
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