Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

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LARRY: What if
this was your house?

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Power's out.
Lights are dead.

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Your little ones in their bunk
bed down the hall, crying out...

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CHILDREN: Mommy! Daddy!
Come quick! I'm scared!

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- LARRY: You need to get there, and fast.
- Coming, honey! Daddy's coming!

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You'll need a weapon. But first,
you'll need a flashlight.

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But you're in the dark!
What are you gonna do?

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How are you gonna find it?
I'll tell you how.

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The Glow-in-the-Dark
Flashlight!

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That's right, folks! I'm Larry
Daley of Daley Devices,

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and we're gonna spend the
next paid-programing block

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rocking your world.

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And I brought along
a friend to do it.

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George Foreman,
ladies and gentlemen!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Fantastic, Larry, fantastic!
Isn't he fantastic, America?

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But, seriously, isn't it true
that just two years ago,

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you were working as a night
guard at some dusty museum?

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That is true, two-time world
heavyweight champ George Foreman.

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I was just a regular Joe with
a flashlight and a dream.

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You mean a regular Larry.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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But what's no joke is you're
CEO of Daley Devices,

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creator of such indispensable
items as the Super Big Dog Bone!

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You like that one?

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The Unlosable Key Ring!

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LARRY: Oh, yeah,
that little chestnut!

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And now your
latest breakthrough...

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Say it with me, America!

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ALL: The Glow-in-the-Dark
Flashlight!

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Whatever the household crisis, this
is Daley Devices. Can I help you?

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Gina, give this back to Stewart.
I don't trust his math, okay?

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That guy called again.
Again?

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Lar! Huge news! We got
the Wal-Mart meeting.

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- No! When?
- Yeah. Three days.

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Okay, all right. We got
a lot of work to do.

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Well, okay, did you just hear me
say "Wal" and "Mart" together?

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Yeah! I know,
it's huge.

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So just take a second
to be happy about it.

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(SIGHS)
All right. Hey!

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You're totally
making fun of me.

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No, let's hold off on the victory
parade till we close, okay?

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You got it.

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And when does
he want to meet?

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They want Friday morning,
10:00 a.m.

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Okay, then, you know what?
Cancel that pitch

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for the electric saw thing
with the propeller, all right?

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I just want to focus on this.
Okay.

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Just this. My daughter's
birthday, canceled!

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You can go home. I'm gonna
be pretty late, okay.

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DRIVER:
Okay, boss.

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Hello! Excuse me!
Unauthorized personnel!

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Oh! If it isn't our very own
Mr. Success Story.

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Come for one of your
nostalgia tours?

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I haven't seen you
for a few months.

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Yeah, I've been busy.
What's going on here?

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Progress, so they tell me.

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The future. Behold, Natural
History, version 2.0.

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(WARBLED WHIRRING)

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Welcome to The Museum of Natural
History, where history comes to life!

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Step up,
ask your question.

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Then let the next little boy
or girl have their turn.

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Okay, where were you born?

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Right here in New York
City, on Twentieth Street.

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October 27th,
the year of our Lord 1858.

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(WARBLED SPEECH)

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Blah, blah, blah. History, history.
Learning, learning.

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Changing America,
one child at a time.

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That's great. So you're adding
some new interactive exhibits?

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No, Mr. Daley, not adding.
Replacing the old exhibits.

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Where are they going?

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Away.

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We're getting rid of all this junk.
The dioramas, the waxworks,

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even some of the
shabbier animals,

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like this
scrawny little monkey.

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You should be careful.
He's a capuchin.

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It's a monkey.

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He's a rare breed. He's a capuchin.
He's not just a monkey.

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"Monkey", then. I said "monkey".
Why be specific?

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When you're throwing away a monkey,
you don't need the Latin name.

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Are you throwing him away
or are you moving him?

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What are you,
the Primate Garbage Police?

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Let it go, baby.

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- Whose idea was this?
- Me, of course.

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I'm in charge.
Me and the board.

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Mainly the board.

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Anyway, why do you care?

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No, it's just that
people love this stuff.

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(SCOFFING)
People, Mr. Daley, love "What's next?"

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You should know that.
You left.

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My situation changed.
My business took off...

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Yeah, you became a success.
So would I, if I was a night guard.

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So where are
these guys going?

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Deep storage.
Federal Archives.

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- Where's that?
- Washington, D.C.

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The Smithsonian.

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There's got to be something
that we can do.

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It's done! They leave tomorrow morning.
It's over.

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(DOORS CLANGING SHUT)

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Hey.

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Hey, buddy,
how you doing? Huh?

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How you doing
with all this?

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Oh. You want
what's in here? Huh?

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You think I got
something for you?

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You think I got
a little rope? Huh?

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Think you're stronger
than me, huh? Whoa!

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Is that all you got, huh?

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(GROWLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(PANTING)

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Lawrence!
Good to see you, lad!

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Yeah, you too, Teddy.

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The Guardian of Brooklyn
has returned!

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Hey, Ahk. Look, McPhee told me
what's going on around here.

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- I had no idea.
- Indeed.

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A lot has transpired, Lawrence,
since your last visit.

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One would say that...

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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- LARRY: Just...
- Cricket.

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JEDEDIAH: Hey, Bocephus!
Little help over here!

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Hey.

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Hey, fellas.
How you doing?

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JEDEDIAH:
Well, lookee here.

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If it ain't
Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself,

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come back just in time
to see us off!

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Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't
even know how this happened.

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Yeah. Yeah, real mystery
how this happened.

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Maybe the answer's on that magic
buzzing box there in your hand!

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You weren't here, Gigantor!
That's how it happened!

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Ain't no mystery!

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(SIGHS) The fact is, Larry, there's no
one else here to speak on our behalf

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during business hours.

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None, none, dum-dum.

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(CAVEMEN GRUNTING)

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Hey, guys! It's okay!

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I'll call the board in the morning,
all right? I got some pull now.

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I'll handle this.
We're gonna be okay here.

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"We"? Did you hear that?
You hear Daydream Johnny?

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There ain't been a "we" ever since you
put us on the "pay no mind" list.

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And that's a cold place
to be, boy.

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Larry, what's done is done.

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Even the glory of Rome
had to come to an end.

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Would you please not look dramatically
off into the middle distance

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when you say that?
It makes me feel worse.

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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Where are you looking? Where are
you looking? I'm over here.

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Just a bit of wall.

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Look, guys,
maybe it won't be so bad.

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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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Yes, you make
a good point.

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But this is the Smithsonian
we're talking about here.

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(CHATTERING)

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Dexter, you don't know that.

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You're missing the point, Gigantor!
They're shipping us out!

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Larry, I know you're trying
to make us feel better.

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I can see that you're
genuinely slightly bothered,

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but it's never
going to be the same.

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All of us here, together,
in this place.

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It ain't never
gonna be home, boy.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Jedediah, please! Lawrence, these
are emotional times for all of us.

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But it is our last night
as a family,

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and I don't want to see it
squandered in self-pity.

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So who will join me for one final
stroll through these hallowed halls?

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(GRUNTING)

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- Do you want to go for a walk?
- No.

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I'm just gonna squander
it in self-pity.

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TEDDY:
My dear, shall we?

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(TRUMPETING)

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Safe journey, my love.

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Hey, Dexter,
want some help there?

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(CHATTERING)

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(GROANING)

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Hey, come on, man. No
hard feelings, all right?

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It's gonna be fine.

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(DEXTER LAUGHING)

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It's almost dawn, Lawrence.

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Yeah. So, where's
your crate, Teddy?

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I won't be making
this journey, Lawrence.

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It seems myself, Rexy, and a
few of the signature exhibits

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will be staying here
for now.

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Without the tablet?

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In truth, Lawrence,

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Ahkmenrah's tablet will be
remaining here with him.

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What?

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They're going without
the tablet, my friend.

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I'm afraid this night
is their last.

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You didn't tell them.

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Sometimes it's more noble to tell a
small lie than deliver a painful truth.

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Are you gonna be okay?

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I shall do my best.

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And who knows?

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Sometimes the greatest change brings
about even greater opportunity.

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Look at you, Lawrence.

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You left this place and created
quite a life for yourself.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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I should hope you'd do
more than guess, my friend.

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You're a captain of industry.
The world at your fingertips.

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It seems to me you have
everything you wanted.

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Yeah, no, I know.

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No, you don't.
If I may, lad,

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allow me to offer you
one piece of advice.

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The key to happiness,
to true happiness, is...

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Hang on one sec.
I just gotta...

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I got this Japanese deal.

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No, okay, I'm turning this off.
I'm sorry.

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The key to happiness?

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I'll see you, Teddy.

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So they're gone? There's
nothing you can do?

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I wish there was, man. I'm
telling you, I tried everything.

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I talked to McPhee,
I called the board,

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but they shipped them out
this morning.

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This is a lot of food, Dad.

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Yeah. Ed from work's gonna come by.
I thought I told you.

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We just have to go over a
couple of little work things.

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So you're working tonight.

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I used to work
every night, remember?

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That was when you had the
coolest job in the world.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Yeah, well, "cool" doesn't pay for
your Guitar God VI or whatever.

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Hello?

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Gigantor!
It's me, Jedediah!

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- OCTAVIUS: Hold! Hold!
- Jed?

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Never surrender!

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Jed, what are you...
How did you dial the phone?

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Long story! That brazen little
monkey stole the tablet,

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and now we're in
a world of hurt, boy!

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- What's going on?
- Kahmunrah!

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- Kahmunrah?
- Ahkmenrah's big brother! He's here!

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- And trust me, not a friendly!
- OCTAVIUS: Never!

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I repeat,
not a friendly!

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- Is that Attila, Jed?
- JEDEDIAH: I don't know how much longer

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- we can fight them off! No!
- Jed? Are you okay?

237
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,575
- Let go of me! Help!
- Hey, Jed.

238
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,619
- Let go! No, you let go of me! Help!
- Jed?

239
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,496
(DIAL TONE DRONING)

240
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,414
What was that about?

241
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,046
I don't know.

242
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,383
Here, come on. Gonna drop
you off at your mom's.

243
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,509
What's going on, Dad?

244
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,135
I'm gonna go find out.

245
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,932
Okay, buddy, McPhee said the Federal
Archives are in the Smithsonian.

246
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,475
Where exactly am I going?

247
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,771
That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian
is actually 19 different museums.

248
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,564
They're laid out
around the National Mall,

249
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,275
from the Capitol
to the Lincoln Memorial.

250
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,487
They got everything there. There's
actually some really cool stuff.

251
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,782
Nicky, please focus. Which
museum are the Archives in?

252
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:17,452
Not in, under. It looks like it runs
underneath the entire Smithsonian.

253
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,746
So if Ahkmenrah's tablet
is down there...

254
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,332
The biggest museum in the
world is coming alive.

255
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,042
What is exactly
is your plan here, Dad?

256
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,252
Don't worry about it.

257
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,461
You have no plan,
do you?

258
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,798
Now, Nicholas, I have a very
good, highly thought-out plan.

259
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,049
You have no plan.

260
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,217
Yes, I have no plan.

261
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,677
I'll call you
when I'm in.

262
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,312
Here you go. Thanks.

263
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,623
Welcome to the biggest
museum in the world.

264
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,667
I know, right?
It's a trip.

265
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,879
How about these planes dangling from
the ceilings, huh? Pretty weird.

266
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,686
Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me how
to get to the Federal Archives?

267
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,927
Of course. Just be a historical document
worthy of storing for all eternity.

268
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,554
(ALL LAUGHING)

269
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,347
I'm kidding.
He's not a document.

270
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:23,727
I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are
underground, and they're a secure area.

271
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,522
Really? Like, totally secure?
Okay, thank you.

272
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,341
WOMAN: (ON PA)
Ladies and gentlemen,

273
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,236
the museum will be
closing in one hour.

274
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,613
Kahmunrah.

275
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,541
Hey!
What are you doing?

276
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:11,835
No touching.

277
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,044
No, I wasn't
gonna touch it.

278
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,130
You're moving in
with some I.T.T., bro.

279
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,382
I.T.T.? That's "Intent
to Touch" ', homey.

280
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,551
No, I wasn't. You're not
allowed to go over the...

281
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,716
What, are you
gonna kiss it?

282
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,012
All right, sorry.

283
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,306
Put your hand on it and touch it.
'Cause I stand there

284
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,058
and I wait all day for a little
girl like you to come in

285
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,228
and put her precious nail-polished
nails all over the exhibits.

286
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,153
Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought
we lived in a free country, so...

287
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,316
- No, we don't.
- No?

288
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,735
It's the United States of Don't Touch
That Thing Right in Front of You.

289
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,486
I just want to... I'm allowed
to look at it here, okay?

290
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,932
See what happens
when you touch it!

291
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,365
So you're threatening me?
You're threatening me, Brandon?

292
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,326
- It's "Brundon."
- Excuse me?

293
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,911
- "Brundon"!
- "Brundon"?

294
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,662
- "Brundon."
- "Brundon."

295
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,415
What, did they run out of U's
on your nameplate maker?

296
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,833
I don't know,
did they run out of jokes

297
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,800
at the interesting-joke
store that you shop at?

298
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,087
Sorry, it looks like
"Brandon", but...

299
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,131
I'm not here to be your speech therapist.
It's "Brundon"!

300
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,841
- "Brundon." Okay...
- You never heard of the name before?

301
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,259
"Brundon"? No.

302
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,596
Look up most popular baby names in 1984.
"Brundon."

303
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,349
Okay. Are you threatening
me, Brundon?

304
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,768
I don't know,
Princess Jasmine. Am I?

305
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,270
Oh, wow. Lunabeam nine-volt.
Yeah.

306
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,688
Wonderful piece
of hardware, huh?

307
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,440
- That's their title, Lunabeam Nine.
- Great.

308
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,026
I prefer the Maglite LED
myself, but that's just me.

309
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,028
- Do me a huge favor.
- What?

310
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,613
Shove your hands
into your pockets,

311
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,115
put your attitude
way down,

312
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,992
and, also,
be nice to people.

313
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,620
Great. But could I just
ask you one thing?

314
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,455
- Yeah.
- Okay, so just to be clear,

315
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,790
so, I can't do this, right?

316
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,708
Okay, that's
actually crazy.

317
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,502
Did you just make a decision
to possibly end your life

318
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,628
earlier than
you were expecting?

319
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,004
I'm gonna hit you
with the flashlight.

320
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,167
- Now you are threatening me.
- Okay. Do not touch it!

321
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,716
- Don't touch me.
- Do not touch it!

322
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,134
- Do not touch it!
- Don't touch me!

323
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,469
I'll touch you with
my flashlight all day.

324
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,137
No, your flashlight
is meant to illuminate.

325
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,723
I will literally
rent a camper,

326
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,368
and we will drive across America
with my flashlight on your chest.

327
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,311
- Don't do that.
- Don't do what?

328
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,063
Want to see what happens
when I do it one more time?

329
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,067
- Let's see what happens.
- Watch you do nothing.

330
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,984
Let's watch you do
nothing when I do this.

331
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,153
(WHISPERING)
Seriously, Brandon...

332
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,406
- Brundon.
- Brundon,

333
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,241
you do not know
who you're dealing with.

334
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,827
You think you know what it
means to be a guard, huh?

335
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,079
Trust me, you don't know
the meaning of the word.

336
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:14,207
I have seen things
that you could not imagine.

337
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:15,834
Like what kind of stuff?

338
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,043
I'm not gonna tell you.

339
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,920
- But you're gonna drop the flashlight...
- The way you said it,

340
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,839
it sounded like you were
gonna say something cool.

341
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,924
Yeah, well, you don't
get to hear it.

342
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,551
Drop the flashlight.

343
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,845
(EXHALES)

344
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,686
We cool?

345
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,272
That's actually pretty
cool, what you just did.

346
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,690
Thank you.

347
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,608
No hard feelings?

348
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,361
- All right? Sorry.
- Okay.

349
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,526
- I'm sorry.
- No, It's my fault. I shouldn't have...

350
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,615
No. It takes two opposing forces
to cause friction, and...

351
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,340
And you're just doing
your job, all right.

352
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,536
Take it easy, man.

353
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,746
Yeah!

354
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,123
That guy's great.

355
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,097
(BEEPS)

356
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:41,878
Okay, buddy, I'm in.

357
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,046
Great. Where are you?

358
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,673
LARRY: (ON PHONE) The northeast corridor
of the Castle, just off the Commons.

359
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,725
I need you to talk
me to the Archives.

360
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:48,200
Okay.

361
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,928
At the end of the hall,
turn right,

362
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,173
and there should be a stairwell
coming up on your left.

363
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,016
- Got it.
- Now, it's kind of a maze down there.

364
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,852
Those underground tunnels connect
a bunch of different buildings.

365
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,521
- It could get complicated.
- We'd better hurry,

366
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,523
we only got 28 minutes
till sundown.

367
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,608
When you get down to B level, you
want to take another left...

368
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:04,734
(STATIC CRACKLING ON
CELL PHONE)

369
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,611
Nick? Hello? Nick?

370
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:07,946
Dad! Can you hear...

371
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,447
Nick, you're... Nick!

372
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,056
(BUZZING)

373
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,726
MAN: (ON PA)
ID, Brundon.

374
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,395
(IMITATING BRUNDON)
Hey.

375
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,729
Later, dude.

376
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,022
All right. Yeah.

377
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:55,326
All right.
Where are you guys?

378
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,462
Oh, my God.

379
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:05,540
You little troublemaker.
I'm gonna deal with you later.

380
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,123
No. No! No, no, no!

381
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,543
(SHOUTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

382
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,553
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

383
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,181
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

384
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,435
No, English.
English, perhaps.

385
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,313
I'm sorry,
who are you?

386
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:16,277
I am Kahmunrah, the great
king of the great kings,

387
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,739
and from the darkest depths
of ancient history,

388
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:23,743
I have come back to life!

389
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,120
Uh-huh.

390
00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,708
Perhaps you did not hear
what I just said.

391
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:36,255
I am a centuries-old Egyptian Pharaoh.
I was dead,

392
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:40,802
but now I have
come back to life!

393
00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:44,472
Yeah, no. I heard that.
I got that. Welcome back.

394
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,769
(STAMMERING)
Who are you?

395
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,980
Larry Daley.
Daley Devices?

396
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:57,193
It's up in New York. It's funny,
I know your brother, Ahkmenrah.

397
00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,486
- Do you?
- Yeah.

398
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:02,407
He knows baby brother.
The favorite son.

399
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:03,491
Yeah, good kid.

400
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,992
Isn't he just?

401
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:08,121
You know, Mother and Father always
gave him the best of everything,

402
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:11,457
and I do mean everything.
They even gave him the throne.

403
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,335
The throne which
was rightfully mine!

404
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,212
He never mentioned that.

405
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,755
I'll just bet he didn't.

406
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,967
Well, now begins
the era of Kahmunrah,

407
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:24,220
because I have
come back to...

408
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,180
Never mind,
just hand me the tablet.

409
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,507
JEDEDIAH: Don't give it to him, Gigantor!
Keep him away!

410
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:31,060
Silence!
Silence in there, please!

411
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,187
Don't make me
come in there!

412
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,314
JEDEDIAH: No!
I won't be muzzled!

413
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:38,609
Look, that tablet
is more powerful

414
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:43,197
than you, Larry Daley of Daley
Devices, can possibly imagine.

415
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:47,326
Bringing things back to life
is just a parlor trick.

416
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,621
With it, I shall unlock
the Gate to the Underworld

417
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,333
and bring forth my army
from the Land of the Dead.

418
00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,378
So, if it's not
too much trouble...

419
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,213
(SHOUTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

420
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,258
...hand it over.

421
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,387
Okay, here you go.

422
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,515
Wise decision.

423
00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:12,018
(GIVING COMMAND
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

424
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,396
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I thought
you wanted the Cube, but...

425
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,440
(GIVING COMMAND
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

426
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,568
The Cube?

427
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:24,655
The Cube of Rubik.

428
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:33,122
All right, what is this
Cube of Rubik, then?

429
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:38,169
The Cube. You know, the one that
turns all who oppose you to dust?

430
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,172
(STAMMERING) That one?
Whatever. I thought...

431
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,336
It was my bad, 'cause...
You know what? By the way,

432
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,967
your brother didn't want
to mess with it, either.

433
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,385
Yeah, he wanted to
play it safe, too.

434
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,514
Just, you sort of struck me as a
next-level sort of guy, so I was...

435
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,390
(SHOUTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

436
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,976
I am not my brother, Larry.

437
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:58,564
I will kill you and your friends
in the blink of an eye.

438
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,858
(GIVING COMMAND
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

439
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:04,278
Now take me
to this Cube of Rubik.

440
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,658
LARRY: Here it is.
Open it.

441
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,173
(ROARING)

442
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:26,634
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)

443
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,094
(ROARING)

444
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,147
Come back here! Come back
here with my tablet!

445
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,816
I still have
your friends!

446
00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:44,360
(SHOUTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

447
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,328
(SCREECHING)

448
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,459
Whoa!

449
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:01,669
(ROARING)

450
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,963
(GRUNTING)

451
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,513
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)

452
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,099
(CUSTER WHOOPING)

453
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,018
(BUGLE SOUNDING)

454
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,773
- Take the wheel!
- What?

455
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:26,360
I said, take the wheel! Oh, we're
in it now! I love it! I love it!

456
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,487
Just keep her straight,
I'll handle the rest.

457
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,615
Now, charge!

458
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,748
Okay, so what's
the plan here?

459
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,542
We're Americans!
We don't plan, we do!

460
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,377
Now hold on!

461
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,254
(SOLDIERS EXCLAIMING)

462
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,465
(CUSTER LAUGHS)

463
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:58,351
See that? Act first, think later!
Works every time!

464
00:32:58,435 --> 00:32:59,810
You're in good hands!

465
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:03,648
General George A. Custer of the
Fighting U.S. 7th Cavalry,

466
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,358
at your service.

467
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:06,776
(EXCLAIMING)

468
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,194
(GRUNTS)

469
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:12,114
I'm good, I'm good!
Fly, you fool!

470
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,327
(TIRES SCREECHING)

471
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,959
What's the rumpus, ace?

472
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,378
Look, lady, could you
get out of the way?

473
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:28,089
Lady? Who are you calling lady?
The name is Amelia.

474
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,256
(TIRE DEFLATING)

475
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,133
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)

476
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,139
Amelia Earhart! Perhaps
you've heard of me?

477
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,017
Oh, right. You're a
famous pilot or whatever.

478
00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:42,812
Pilot? I was the first
woman to fly the Atlantic!

479
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,522
First woman to receive
the Flying Cross,

480
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:47,608
first woman to fly across the
48 states in a gyroprop.

481
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,528
Now if you'd wipe that perhaps-permanent
look of alarm off your kisser,

482
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:54,824
I was wondering if you might be so
kind as to tell me exactly where I am.

483
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,284
You're in a museum.
Or, actually, under it.

484
00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,162
And I'm in kind of a dangerous
situation right now,

485
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,707
so you might not want
to be anywhere near me.

486
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,169
- Wow, you're fast.
- What's your name, flyboy?

487
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,005
My name is Larry Daley.

488
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:12,967
Well, Larry Daley, in case
you weren't listening,

489
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,177
I'm not one to
shy away from danger.

490
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,681
How about spears? Are you one
to shy away from spears?

491
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,307
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)

492
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,894
Let's ankle, skipper! Now
we're gonna have some fun.

493
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,652
Ninety-eight,
ninety-nine, bingo!

494
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:33,863
(SIGHS)

495
00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:35,531
Like a Golden Fleece.

496
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:40,035
All right, troops, when
your enemies captured me,

497
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,288
they made themselves
my enemies as well.

498
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,750
Big mistake.
Big mistake.

499
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,127
(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)

500
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,546
All right,
here's the plan.

501
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:55,050
On the third bugle blast, I shall
loudly announce, "Attack!"

502
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:57,261
(EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)

503
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:03,476
At which point, we will
all jump out of this box

504
00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:06,771
and attack.

505
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,194
Boom.

506
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:17,239
Mind bomb.
What do you think?

507
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,244
You, Sacaja...

508
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:23,537
That is not my name.

509
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,664
- Sacajamea.
- No.

510
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,000
- Sack-in-a-box.
- No.

511
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,168
Cinco de Mayo.

512
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,836
I know you are
a famous general...

513
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:31,962
That's all right,
that's all right.

514
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,255
I'm a person,
just like you.

515
00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:36,509
But won't yelling,
"Attack!" alert the enemy

516
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,093
that we are
about to attack?

517
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,929
What?

518
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,722
(CHUCKLING)

519
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,227
Uh...

520
00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,356
Yeah, I guess so.

521
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,197
You're quite the popular fellow,
Mr. Daley.

522
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,782
Why don't you
just skedaddle?

523
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,826
I can't skedaddle. My friends
are being held down there.

524
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,620
I got to go get them.
I got to find another way down.

525
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,417
Wow.

526
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,172
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

527
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,174
This is new.

528
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,430
(ALL SCREAMING)

529
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:26,559
Hey, it's all right.
I don't want to hurt you.

530
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,352
I don't think it's you they're
afraid of, Mr. Daley.

531
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,774
(SOLDIER SHOUTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

532
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,072
Trade you. Thanks.

533
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,993
Back off!
Just back off!

534
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,829
I will fork you!

535
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,664
How about you, huh?

536
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,210
Never send a boy
to do a woman's job.

537
00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:56,005
I spent two weeks spear-hunting
with a tribe in Micronesia.

538
00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,967
The Micronesians had
much slower reflexes.

539
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,972
Come on!

540
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,058
(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

541
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:09,560
(CROWD CHEERING)

542
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:14,356
MAN: It's over! It's over!
It's all over!

543
00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:15,691
(WOMAN LAUGHING)

544
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,654
Well, this is one
humdinger of a hootenanny.

545
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,163
Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me.

546
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,831
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

547
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,208
Wow, four bars in 1945.

548
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,835
- Hello?
- Dad, finally!

549
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,761
I've been studying these
plans to the Archives.

550
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,213
Looks like once you get
down the stairwell...

551
00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:40,257
Oh, I'm way past
the stairwell, Nicky.

552
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:42,468
- So you found everyone?
- Sort of.

553
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:44,472
What is that flibberty-widget
you are talking to?

554
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,472
- Who's that?
- It's Amelia Earhart.

555
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,223
You found Amelia Earhart?

556
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,475
I... Hey!

557
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,435
Wait a minute!

558
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,437
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy,
what's your hurry?

559
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,980
Didn't you hear?
The war's over!

560
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:56,732
Sorry. These guys
are chasing me.

561
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:59,652
What? What am I looking at,
Mardi Gras?

562
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,236
What unit are you from?

563
00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:03,072
I'm from Brooklyn.

564
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:07,451
What? Are you serious? I'm from Flatbush!
Hey, fellas!

565
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,745
These so-and-so's are trying
to rough up my pal here

566
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,163
just 'cause
he's from Brooklyn!

567
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,998
- Thank you!
- You got it! Fight!

568
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:18,420
Hey, mister!
You forgot your...

569
00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:21,715
What the heck
is this thing?

570
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:30,432
(SHOUTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

571
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,560
Excuse me.
Mind if I get in here?

572
00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,025
Any time you're done,
Mr. Daley.

573
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,945
- Call me!
- Thank you for that.

574
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,349
So you're quite the smooth
operator, aren't you, Mr. Daley?

575
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,949
Quick!

576
00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:49,702
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)

577
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,579
(THUDDING)

578
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,709
- That actually worked.
- What's next?

579
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,253
Look, nothing personal, but I'm kind
of in the middle of something here

580
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,838
that's not
really your fight.

581
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,631
It's because I'm a
woman, isn't it?

582
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:06,427
No, it's because I've got this ancient
raised-from-the-dead evil Pharaoh guy

583
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:09,555
who's willing to kill me and probably
anyone near me to get this tablet

584
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:10,889
so he can rule the world.

585
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,017
So it is because
I'm a woman!

586
00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:14,462
- Look, I...
- No, you look, Mr. Daley!

587
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,854
If it weren't for me, you'd still be
lost in that monochromatic mayhem!

588
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,356
- Lost in what?
- Black and white photo, you boob!

589
00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:21,608
Now listen, and listen good.
I can help you.

590
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,695
I want to help you, and not because
I like you, which so far I don't,

591
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:28,365
but because I smell adventure,
and, damn it, I want in.

592
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,953
Okay. Don't blame me if
something happens to you.

593
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:34,997
I should be so lucky.

594
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:40,586
I am Kahmunrah.
I am half god,

595
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,839
once removed
on my mother's side,

596
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:48,469
rightful ruler of Egypt,
future ruler of...

597
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,013
Well, everything else.

598
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:54,183
Now, I have
lost some men.

599
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:59,855
So, I am in need of some new generals
to join me in my little plan

600
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,940
of conquering this world.

601
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,193
Ivan the Terrible.

602
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,322
Napoleon Bonaparte.

603
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,407
And young Al Capone.

604
00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:11,533
Yeah.

605
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,911
Some of the most
despicable,

606
00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:17,414
most feared leaders
in all of history.

607
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,583
Gentlemen,

608
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:23,712
really, it's just fantastic
to meet you all.

609
00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,297
- And us, too.
- And me, you.

610
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:27,216
All I ask
is your allegiance,

611
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,677
and in return,
I offer you the world.

612
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,180
Literally.
Are there any questions?

613
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:36,183
Yeah, I got one. How come
you're wearing a dress?

614
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,811
This is not a dress.
This is a tunic.

615
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:42,314
It was the height of fashion
3,000 years ago, I assure you.

616
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:44,108
Are there any
other questions?

617
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:47,945
Da. This dress
you're wearing,

618
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,280
do we have to wear
one of these, too?

619
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:51,615
(STUTTERS)

620
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,284
Were you not listening?
I just told Mr. Capone here

621
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,036
that this is not a dress.

622
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,790
It is, in fact, a tunic.
Very big difference.

623
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,668
Are there any
other questions?

624
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,629
Any questions
not about the dress?

625
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:07,714
Tunic?

626
00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:10,384
All right, then.
Moonlight is wasting,

627
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,677
and the time is short.

628
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:12,970
Short?

629
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:15,889
Why do you look at me
when you say "short"?

630
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,351
(STAMMERING)
Sorry. It slipped out.

631
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:25,482
Da. If we are talking
about world domination,

632
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:27,401
then of course,
I am interested.

633
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:31,238
But first I want to clarify something
so you know what you are getting.

634
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,908
People always say, "Ivan the
Terrible, he's so terrible."

635
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,744
"I'm so scared of Ivan.
He's bad news."

636
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:40,664
When in fact, the
correct translation is.

637
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,584
"Ivan the Awesome."

638
00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:46,336
Ivan the Awesome?

639
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,006
It's not really
as catchy, is it?

640
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:51,925
I mean, "Ivan the Terrible",
that really pops.

641
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,679
But I wasn't terrible. In fact,
I was quite an effective leader.

642
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:59,433
Duly noted. Now, I'd like to
wrap up the old meet-and-greet

643
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:01,852
by asking you gentlemen
a question.

644
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,271
Are you with me?

645
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,190
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Oui.

646
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,691
Da, but...

647
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:11,028
Then bring Larry Daley
of Daley Devices

648
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:14,072
and the Golden Tablet
of Ahkmenrah to me!

649
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,703
AMELIA: We'll get you back
down to your chums, Mr. Daley.

650
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:22,372
You won't get lost
following Amelia Earhart.

651
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,497
(SOLDIERS SPEAKING FRENCH)

652
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,958
Quick, get down.

653
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,835
(ANIMAL GROWLING)

654
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:31,381
Well, well, Mr. Daley, I quite
like the way you're holding me.

655
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,552
No. Sorry,
I wasn't trying to...

656
00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,638
Oh, please, stop beating
your gums, Mr. Daley.

657
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:40,003
You haven't been able to take
your cheaters off my chassis

658
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,642
since the moment we met.

659
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,061
I literally didn't
understand one word of that.

660
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:46,396
(HARP MUSIC PLAYING)

661
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:48,190
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

662
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,318
Is it just me or is
there music in the air?

663
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,987
(SINGING)
♪ ...my baby, we can make it shine ♪

664
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,906
(SHUSHING)
♪ We can take forever.. ♪

665
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:58,825
You! Little flying
angel things! Quiet!

666
00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:01,495
They're cupids, Mr. Daley.
Gods of love.

667
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,413
Great. Gods of love,
would you shut up?

668
00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:05,290
Please shut up.
We're trying to hide.

669
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:09,211
(RAPPING)
♪ Yeah! More than a woman! Yeah! ♪

670
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,381
No, don't change
the arrangement,

671
00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:14,841
it's not about the arrangement.
Quiet! Shh!

672
00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:16,510
CUPID:
♪ Kick the chorus, y'all! ♪

673
00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:18,262
♪ More than a woman ♪

674
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,639
♪ Yo, show me what you got, ♪
♪ night guard! ♪

675
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,057
All right, come on.
Let's go.

676
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,768
♪ More than a woman to me ♪

677
00:43:25,687 --> 00:43:27,354
♪ More than a woman ♪

678
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,773
♪ She's more than a woman ♪

679
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:41,118
And so, the little tiny man who could
not be a smaller or shorter mouse

680
00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,203
runs into the claws
of the giant cat!

681
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:44,288
(SNARLS)

682
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:46,748
Wow, you're really hung up
on the height, aren't you?

683
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,754
- No, it's not about height, see...
- Yes, you are.

684
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,873
You're saying I'm a little
mouse, you're a giant cat.

685
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:52,546
(HISSING)
I am the giant cat.

686
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,880
No offense, I just...

687
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:56,883
You're Napoleon. There's a
complex named after you.

688
00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:59,094
You're famous for being
little, and it's true. Look.

689
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,763
Oh, you naive
American man-boy.

690
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:04,725
Look. Neither of us are gonna
be jamming anytime soon, right?

691
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:07,144
So it's not like we should...
It's not even an issue.

692
00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,270
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

693
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:09,813
It's not about height
or something else.

694
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:11,732
It's a plan.
It's a brilliant plan.

695
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:14,943
- So it was a plan.
- Snazzy maneuver, Emperor.

696
00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:18,655
Merci, mademoiselle.

697
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:21,867
Now, if your boyfriend
would kindly come with me...

698
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,368
I'm not her boyfriend.

699
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,080
- Not her boyfriend.
- No.

700
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:28,874
Just friends?

701
00:44:29,751 --> 00:44:30,834
Oh.

702
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,378
LARRY:
Yeah, friends.

703
00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:35,547
- Acquaintances. Friends.
- Hmm. Oh.

704
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,634
Were you guys, like,
friends in college

705
00:44:39,761 --> 00:44:42,179
and just afraid now to both
ruin your relationship

706
00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:44,639
by telling the other person that
you want to be more than friends,

707
00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:46,266
that you like-like
each other?

708
00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:51,938
One more time? I'm sorry.
I didn't catch the...

709
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,441
Were you guys, like,
friends in college

710
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:56,360
and now both afraid to
ruin your relationship

711
00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:59,196
by telling the other person that
you want to be more than friends,

712
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,323
that you like-like
each other?

713
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:03,158
Oh...

714
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:05,827
- No.
- No?

715
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,788
I just love the nitty-gritty
of relationships.

716
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,039
All us French do.

717
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,665
- Great.
- Yes. Amour!

718
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,000
- Now.
- Yeah?

719
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,419
- This way, or you die.
- Yes.

720
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:16,797
(SHOUTING COMMAND
IN FRENCH)

721
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,883
Wait, I'm coming with you!

722
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:22,135
No! Our fight
is not with you.

723
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:29,476
...so you gotta bet a second time.
All right. Okay.

724
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:33,605
(SIGHS) My hair is currency
in certain parts of Europe.

725
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,192
It's true. Currency,
like gold or paper money.

726
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,195
The Duomo was purchased
with just one locket.

727
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:41,655
(SOFTLY)
Listen up, kemosabe.

728
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:45,575
This rodeo clown wouldn't know
a flapjack from a flyswatter.

729
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,953
Now, Gigantor's out there
risking his hide for us.

730
00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:49,996
The least we can do
is give him some help.

731
00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,498
Some big help.

732
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:54,793
But we can't very well do that if
we're stuck in here, now, can we?

733
00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:57,212
We need to escape.

734
00:45:58,339 --> 00:45:59,464
What's a flapjack?

735
00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:01,967
It's like a biscuit
or a scone.

736
00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:03,593
Chest bump?

737
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:04,970
(GRUNTS)
Yeah.

738
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:07,305
Then deadly. Watch.

739
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:10,392
Guard your cards, okay?
Now you bet.

740
00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:13,061
Okay, now you got to
throw some cards down.

741
00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,399
- Ready?
- Ready.

742
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,609
Say something.
Say anything.

743
00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:21,695
This is no fun.
You're supposed to...

744
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,283
- Hey! What are you two doing out here?
- Octavius, go!

745
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:27,826
You, make a run for it,
I'll hold them off!

746
00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,494
I will not leave you!

747
00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:32,873
Ain't no time for your Roman melodrama!
Now, get! Go!

748
00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:34,791
Old Jedediah
will be fine.

749
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:36,356
HENCHMAN:
Now, you're in real trouble.

750
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:43,550
Why, these aren't
real rubies at all.

751
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,802
Ruby slippers indeed.

752
00:46:45,887 --> 00:46:46,928
(GLASS SHATTERS)

753
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:50,682
But, whoever you are,
Archie Bunker,

754
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:54,019
you had one
comfortable throne.

755
00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,313
HENCHMAN:
Hey, boss.

756
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:59,649
Caught this one trying to escape
through a rust hole in the crate.

757
00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:01,568
One of his little
friends got away.

758
00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:05,197
Oh, please. What damage
could they possibly do?

759
00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:09,201
Why, they're no bigger than a little
grain of couscous. Aren't you?

760
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,536
You know, two words come to
mind when I hear you talk.

761
00:47:11,913 --> 00:47:14,080
"Delusional"
and "weirdo".

762
00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:18,001
And if I had to say a third, "goofy".
Just goofy.

763
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,005
Now you let old Jedediah out of
here or he's gonna get angry.

764
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,007
Well played, Jedediah!

765
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:27,802
(SPUTTERING) I'm sorry, I can't take
you seriously. You're just adorable,

766
00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:30,514
even when you're threatening me.
It's hilarious.

767
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:34,726
Is it just me, or are these
guys unbelievably cute?

768
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:35,936
Now hold it a second, now.

769
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,730
Now, you have a right to keep me
as your captive, torture me, even,

770
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,233
but don't call me cute!
I ain't cute!

771
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:46,363
Steady, my friend! Just stay alive!
I will find you!

772
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:47,447
(GRUNTS)

773
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,241
(EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH)

774
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:53,620
Gigantor. No!

775
00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:58,500
Hello, Mr. Daley.
Nice to see you again.

776
00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:03,713
Now, if you don't mind,
I shall take that from you.

777
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,674
Thank you.

778
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:11,304
Finally. Finally!
After 3,000 years,

779
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,100
my evil army
of the damned,

780
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:18,478
my beautiful,
beautiful army,

781
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:23,316
shall be unleashed!

782
00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:32,784
(SIGHS)
I'm afraid that.

783
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:37,497
Mother and Father may have slightly
changed the combination on me.

784
00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:40,959
Wow, I guess this whole
unleashing-the-underworld thing

785
00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:43,295
isn't really working
out for you, huh?

786
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:44,546
It must be really
frustrating,

787
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,590
'cause you've waited
thousands of years

788
00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,466
to come back from the
dead and everything,

789
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,928
and now you can't
get it open.

790
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,890
Fear not, for I shall wait
a thousand more if I must.

791
00:48:56,017 --> 00:49:00,061
Good, 'cause in a few hours you'll be
standing here in a frustrated position,

792
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:03,773
frozen, and I'll walk out of here
with my buddies and that'll be that.

793
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,025
So, I got all night.

794
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:08,695
Really? All night? Well!

795
00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:10,697
He doesn't.

796
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:21,916
Open that cage.

797
00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:23,209
What are you doing?

798
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,086
JEDEDIAH: No touching!
No touching!

799
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:26,630
Don't you manhandle me!

800
00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:29,674
- Look, he's having a little tantrum.
- Jed?

801
00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:31,885
Uh-uh! Don't you squirm!

802
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,054
Don't squirm.
It'll only be worse for you.

803
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:36,514
- Put him down!
- Don't be afraid.

804
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,224
I shan't hurt you.

805
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,185
Oops! I lied.

806
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:45,649
I don't think he has all
night at all, Mr. Daley.

807
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:50,153
From the looks of things, I'd say
he has a little over an hour.

808
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:51,905
Take me out of here!

809
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:57,702
You were the guardian!
You know all about this tablet.

810
00:49:57,787 --> 00:50:00,997
You're obviously much more
clever than the rest of us.

811
00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:03,166
You may or may not
know the combination,

812
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:06,503
but I am going to give you exactly
one hour to figure it out.

813
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:09,547
If you do not, I shall
kill your friends.

814
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:11,800
And please don't think
about escaping,

815
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,593
for I shall be
watching you.

816
00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:15,470
Look, I don't even
know how to begin

817
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:17,722
to decipher this thing,
all right? Really.

818
00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:19,432
What a pity.

819
00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:23,353
And your little cowboy friend seemed
like such a charming little fellow.

820
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:26,856
Ah, well.
Tick-tock, Mr. Daley.

821
00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:29,567
Your hour has begun.

822
00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:34,447
Hey! You got this, partner.
I know you do.

823
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,326
Shoo!

824
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:44,833
You got this!

825
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,216
There you are!
Are you all right?

826
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,218
I've been worried sick!
Sick I tell you.

827
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,553
No, I'm fine.

828
00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,054
So what's our next move,
partner?

829
00:50:58,139 --> 00:51:00,807
I don't know. I just got to
get this tablet translated.

830
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:03,893
Oh, great!
This guy again.

831
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,813
Look, buddy, we don't want
any trouble, all right?

832
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,649
(WAVES CRASHING)

833
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,111
(WHISTLING)

834
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,574
(EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)

835
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,242
Hmm, look at that!

836
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,871
I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a
fish who didn't like being out of water.

837
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:25,707
He's not such a
ballywagger after all.

838
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,627
(GRUNTING)

839
00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:31,963
Okay. Glad you're happy.

840
00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:33,339
(KISSING)

841
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:43,767
TEDDY: Hello?
A little assistance?

842
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,603
- Oh! Hey, Teddy! Perfect!
- Yes!

843
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:47,812
Maybe you could help us.

844
00:51:47,897 --> 00:51:49,481
I'd love to help you,
but first things first.

845
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:51,900
My nose is so itchy,
it's driving me insane.

846
00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:53,693
I hate to ask,
but, as you see,

847
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,278
I'm missing
a few body parts.

848
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:57,363
Could you please
give us a scratch?

849
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,573
Yeah, sure.

850
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:02,577
Oh, yes! That's exquisite.
Oh! A little over there...

851
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:03,870
- Yes!
- More?

852
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:06,206
Oh, yes! Yes!
Oh, that's...

853
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,459
Sweet rutabaga pie,
that was divine.

854
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,544
Theodore Roosevelt,
at your service.

855
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:14,464
Twenty-sixth President of the
United States, Rough Rider,

856
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:17,028
founder of the national parks, and
a whole bunch of other stuff.

857
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,218
Have we met?

858
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:20,720
Oh, no,
there's another Teddy.

859
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:22,138
We have one of you
in New York.

860
00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:25,391
Really? What's he like,
this other me?

861
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:28,686
He's pretty much
the same, except with...

862
00:52:28,771 --> 00:52:30,855
Except what? Say it.
Except with a body?

863
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:32,148
Yes. He has a body.

864
00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,399
Oh, dash it, the pain!

865
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,819
- And a horse.
- Excuse me!

866
00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:38,571
We really need someone to translate
what's written on this tablet.

867
00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:40,406
Do you read
hieroglyphics?

868
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,158
Yes, I do, missy.

869
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:43,993
That's a simple one.

870
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:48,122
Bird. Man with spear. Sideways fish.
Beetle. Vase.

871
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:50,834
Okay, and what
does that mean?

872
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:54,003
It means, and this is
just a rough translation,

873
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:59,008
"A man with a spear trapped a bird
and a sideways fish in a vase."

874
00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,012
"And there was
also a beetle."

875
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,224
I don't think that's it.

876
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:08,017
That's just one
possible translation.

877
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,644
Another possible
translation is,

878
00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:11,688
"You will find the
combination you seek"

879
00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:15,608
"if you figure out the secret at
the heart of Pharaoh's tomb."

880
00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:17,610
Okay, and what
does that mean?

881
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:18,820
I don't know!
What am I, the Sphinx?

882
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:21,114
"What's this? What's that?"
Why don't you ask New York Teddy?

883
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,575
I'm sure he'd love to get his grabby
little fingers all over that thing!

884
00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:25,285
Probably let his
horse lick it, too!

885
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,745
Mr. Daley, we should be going
to the sculpture gallery.

886
00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,591
I think there's someone there who
might have a better thought on this.

887
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,709
The fellow we're looking
for is just down here.

888
00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:33,793
Bonsoir.

889
00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:36,129
Hello, young lady.

890
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:39,716
Hey, excuse me. Could
we keep moving, please?

891
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,844
We certainly could, but then we
might miss a rare opportunity.

892
00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:45,471
I mean,
she is a Degas, Mr. Daley.

893
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,724
Okay, it's just I got a little
buddy stuck in an hourglass,

894
00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:49,559
I got a pitch meeting
at Wal-Mart in the morning...

895
00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:51,311
It would be great
if we could...

896
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:53,021
He's right here.

897
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,940
I think he'll have
a thought on this.

898
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:58,776
Mr. Thinker, we're sorry to
interrupt your contemplation,

899
00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:01,070
but we really need to
figure out the secret

900
00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:03,281
at the heart
of Pharaoh's tomb.

901
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:06,534
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.

902
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:09,537
I'm thinking.

903
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:12,999
I'm thinking.

904
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,918
It's not happening with him.

905
00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:16,920
Oh, wow.

906
00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:20,381
You've gotta be
kidding me. Check that out!

907
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,009
(GIGGLES)
Oh, yeah.

908
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,344
Hey! Hey!

909
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:26,095
Buddy! Over here!
This is serious.

910
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:28,014
Apparently, it's a matter
of life and death.

911
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,270
I'll tell you what's a
matter of life and death.

912
00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:32,018
That beautiful lady
over there.

913
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:35,563
Hey, baby! Check out the gun
show going on over here!

914
00:54:35,648 --> 00:54:36,981
Boom! Bang!

915
00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:38,608
Firepower!

916
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:41,069
He's certainly
no Einstein.

917
00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:43,988
- Biceps! Deltoids...
- Yeah.

918
00:54:44,073 --> 00:54:46,157
Wait a minute.
I saw a bunch of those.

919
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:47,325
A bunch of whats?

920
00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:49,202
- Little Einsteins.
- Where?

921
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,246
Over there,
in Air and Space.

922
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,874
I gotta get over there.

923
00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:56,501
What?

924
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:58,127
Nothing.

925
00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,088
Okay. Then why are you
staring at me?

926
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,423
I don't wanna
miss a moment.

927
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,175
All right, good, but we should
get going, 'cause we...

928
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:05,259
(GROANS)

929
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:08,513
- Why?
- You talk too much, ace.

930
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,936
I don't know why
I did that, Mr. Daley.

931
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:18,147
I just feel as if I've been asleep
for a long time and now, suddenly,

932
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:19,774
I'm awake.

933
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,901
(SHUSHING)
I can explain that...

934
00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:24,112
But really, I could.
I really...

935
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:25,196
(GROANS)

936
00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:26,990
Again, why?

937
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,230
(ALL SINGING
"MY HEART WILL GO ON")

938
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,579
Great, you're back.

939
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,545
Okay. Yeah. Great.

940
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:43,756
Love theme from Titanic. Good,
but not really appropriate.

941
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,304
You don't let yourself enjoy
things much, do you, Mr. Daley?

942
00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:54,350
Okay, you know what?
It's not really the song choice.

943
00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:56,269
And by the way,
you're a little pitchy.

944
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:59,480
Well, I thought you were
amazing, and you look wonderful.

945
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,065
(KISSING NOISES)

946
00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:03,067
Could you just
fly away, please?

947
00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:05,653
And so the adventure
continues.

948
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:08,531
(CLATTERING)

949
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:11,826
What did I tell you? Enough!

950
00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:24,297
You know, I do sort of feel
like a floating butterfly.

951
00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:27,258
You are crazier
than a road lizard.

952
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:31,387
Mr. Egypt, these two here heard
that we're taking over the world

953
00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:34,432
and they want in.
I don't know who they are,

954
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:37,894
but they're on exhibit here,
too, apparently.

955
00:56:38,771 --> 00:56:40,938
I don't even know
what they are.

956
00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:46,152
I'm sorry, but we're all full up
in our axis of evil today. Sorry.

957
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,405
Come on! But I'm bad! I'm bad!

958
00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,783
Hey, I could show you
how bad I am!

959
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,367
(ROARING WEAKLY)

960
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,119
(WEAKLY)
Fear me!

961
00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:58,873
I'm sorry.
I'm just not buying it.

962
00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:03,377
You don't seem very bad. You just
seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me.

963
00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:05,671
Oh, boy.

964
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:07,673
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

965
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:10,051
What are you doing? What is that?
What is this?

966
00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,386
What does it mean?
You've lost me.

967
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:16,140
Is that you breathing?
Because I can't hear myself think.

968
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,894
Can I make one suggestion to
you, my friend? Just simplify.

969
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,396
There's just too much
going on here.

970
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:25,274
You're evil, you're
asthmatic, you're a robot...

971
00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,984
And what is the cape for?

972
00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:29,654
Are we going to the opera?
I don't think so.

973
00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:31,864
Sorry! Goodbye.

974
00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,491
Attention!

975
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:35,451
He's leaving
with the tablet!

976
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:37,703
KAHMUNRAH:
Where?

977
00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:40,498
Give me that.

978
00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:45,086
He's not trying to figure out the...
He's trying to escape!

979
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:49,215
Go. Go! All of you! Kill him!
And bring me that tablet.

980
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:53,010
Come on, people! Let's go!
Without that tablet, we've nothing!

981
00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:54,846
Streltsy! Go!

982
00:57:57,432 --> 00:58:00,852
Thought you could get away,
didn't you, Larry Daley?

983
00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:09,193
(ALL SHOUTING)

984
00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:10,862
Criminy,
we're jimmy-jacked.

985
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:13,072
- Jimmy-jacked? Really?
- It's the way I speak.

986
00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,408
Yeah, I know, but that one
sounds made up, even for you.

987
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:19,579
"Oh, no, our path has been blocked by
bad people." What's the fun in that?

988
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:22,373
The point is, we're not getting
into the Air and Space right now.

989
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,542
- You're right. We are jimmy-jacked.
- Jimmy-jacked.

990
00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:26,377
Come on.

991
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:38,681
OCTAVIUS: They say a good
man rules this union.

992
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:41,601
I promised Jedediah
I would bring help,

993
00:58:42,144 --> 00:58:44,103
and help I will bring.

994
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,943
Charge!

995
00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:55,239
(SCREAMING)

996
00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:59,410
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

997
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,289
(EXHALES)

998
00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:05,875
(PANTING)
Misjudged the distance.

999
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,252
(RUSTLING)

1000
00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,172
Who's there?

1001
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,679
Jupiter, protect me.

1002
00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:23,351
(SNIFFING)

1003
00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:26,479
Remain very still.

1004
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:29,482
They can sense movement.

1005
00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:32,026
(CHATTERING)

1006
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,445
Apparently, they can also
hear me talking to myself.

1007
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,822
(GRUNTING)

1008
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,658
I'm not a nut.

1009
00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:41,953
No!

1010
00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:44,664
(CLAMORING)

1011
00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,920
LARRY: We should be okay
in here for a while.

1012
00:59:55,968 --> 00:59:58,219
AMELIA: So, how long have
you guarded antiquities?

1013
00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,972
What? Oh, no, I don't
actually work at the...

1014
01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:02,936
I just thought with
the fancy getup and all...

1015
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,059
No, I borrowed this.

1016
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:10,106
I mean, I was a guard back in New
York, but that was a while ago.

1017
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:14,151
So why did you leave?
Did you not enjoy it?

1018
01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:15,861
No, I loved it.
I just...

1019
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,823
Things sort of took off in a
different direction, so...

1020
01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:20,992
So what do you do now?

1021
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,368
Well, I sort of...

1022
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:26,122
Well, I sort of design
products and sell them.

1023
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:28,332
- You're an inventor!
- I am.

1024
01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:30,293
I am an inventor, yeah.
I invent stuff.

1025
01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:32,086
Like the rocket ship?

1026
01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:33,838
- No.
- The sea plane.

1027
01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,006
The dirigible?

1028
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:36,716
No, not aircraft.

1029
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,593
Sort of like more
small-scale stuff, like...

1030
01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:43,889
Well, the Glow-in-the-Dark
Flashlight, that was mine.

1031
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,601
So this new job,
do you like it?

1032
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:51,772
Yeah, I like it a lot.
It's exciting. It's...

1033
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,693
- What?
- I'm just confused, is all.

1034
01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,987
If you're not excited by
it, why do you do it?

1035
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:00,656
I am excited by it.
I just said...

1036
01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,199
I know what you said,
Mr. Daley,

1037
01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:05,619
but what I see in front of me
is a man who's lost his moxie.

1038
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:09,081
I have not lost my...

1039
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,250
I got my moxie.

1040
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,127
Do you know
why I became a pilot?

1041
01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:16,088
I don't, no.

1042
01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,673
For the fun of it.

1043
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,676
Why else would
anyone do anything?

1044
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,096
(ABRAHAM GROANING)

1045
01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:25,806
Great Gatsby!

1046
01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:27,308
(PIGEONS COOING)

1047
01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:30,895
Blast these pigeons and
their incessant cooing!

1048
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,898
- No! Mr. President! Sir!
- All right. Time to see the state...

1049
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:37,276
- Please don't get up!
- ...Of this great union! I always say,

1050
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:41,072
leave nothing for tomorrow
which can be done today.

1051
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:43,199
Sir, if you go out there, you're
gonna freak a lot of people out!

1052
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:47,078
Freak? I assure you, sir,
I am no freak.

1053
01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:49,372
No, I didn't mean
you're a freak...

1054
01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:51,582
Come here, little one.

1055
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:55,711
In fact, if anyone is freakish,
I'm afraid it's you, sir.

1056
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:59,048
The truth is,
you are very small.

1057
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:01,842
And I mean even for
a regular-sized human.

1058
01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:04,678
What? Why would you
even say that?

1059
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,722
I must be honest.

1060
01:02:06,807 --> 01:02:10,601
Right. Okay, Honest Abe.
Of course. I'm sorry. Great.

1061
01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:12,978
Come, now, Mr. President,
put the little man down

1062
01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:15,314
and let's sit our fanny back
in that throne of yours.

1063
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,901
You have a can-do attitude,
and I shall do as you ask.

1064
01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:20,611
- Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.

1065
01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,780
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1066
01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:27,284
It's that very can-do spirit that has
defined this remarkable nation of ours.

1067
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:28,869
- Interesting story.
- They're coming.

1068
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:30,246
One night in Gettysburg...

1069
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,081
Mr. President, we're gonna
need you to hold still now.

1070
01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:33,916
- What?
- Abraham, freeze!

1071
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,793
Freeze? I...

1072
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,129
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)

1073
01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:45,136
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1074
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,721
- Come on, let's get to Air and Space.
- If I may,

1075
01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:49,974
you two make
an adorable couple.

1076
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,225
Oh, no, we're not...

1077
01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:52,977
No, we're not a...
I mean, we're not a...

1078
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:55,438
"We're not a...
I mean, we're not a..."

1079
01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,898
Blah, blah, blah.
I never lie!

1080
01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:01,777
The truth is, you two
are adorable together.

1081
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:03,320
Thank you. Good night.

1082
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:08,868
Farewell, lovely lady
and small, little man.

1083
01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:13,247
AMELIA: Now let's see if we can
find these Einsteins of yours.

1084
01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:18,085
(LOCK BEEPS)

1085
01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:33,017
(ON RADIO) One giant leap
for a mannequin...

1086
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,728
MAN 1: (ON PA)
D.C., this is Air and Space.

1087
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,731
We are back online
and fully operational.

1088
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:47,865
The Tuskegee Airmen are
on the march once again.

1089
01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:51,952
Can you stop narrating everything
we're doing? Just live in the moment.

1090
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,581
The Tuskegee Airmen are
living in the moment!

1091
01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:57,082
- Miss Earhart?
- Yes.

1092
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,209
I wanna say thank you.

1093
01:03:58,293 --> 01:03:59,335
What for, Captain?

1094
01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:01,712
A lot of people didn't think
we could fly, either.

1095
01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,964
Thanks for clearing
the runway, ma'am.

1096
01:04:07,469 --> 01:04:08,511
Race you to Paris?

1097
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:09,720
You're on!

1098
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:11,138
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey!
No! Not now! We gotta...

1099
01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:13,474
- It's just a quick jaunt over the pond.
- No. Gotta find the Einsteins.

1100
01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:16,644
Come on, we gotta go.
We don't have time. Come on!

1101
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:19,063
Sorry, it's in the blood.

1102
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,398
There she is, Mr. Daley.

1103
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,692
Old Bessie,
the old family bus.

1104
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:25,110
That gal took me
across the Atlantic!

1105
01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:27,155
Okay. I think the Einsteins
are over here, though.

1106
01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:29,907
MAN 1: (ON PA) This is Mission Control.
Flight check complete.

1107
01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:32,493
- Where'd you go? Where'd they go?
- You are clear for launch.

1108
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:34,036
Contact!

1109
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,038
MAN 1: (ON PA)
D.C., this is Mission Control.

1110
01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:39,917
No, no! No! All systems go
and green for lift-off.

1111
01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:42,461
MAN 2: (ON PA) Roger that.
We are green for lift-off.

1112
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:45,297
No, we're definitely not green
for any kind of lift-off!

1113
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,091
I want a "go,
no-go" for launch.

1114
01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:49,176
I say no-go.
Let's not go.

1115
01:04:49,261 --> 01:04:50,344
Go!

1116
01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:52,388
Go!

1117
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,140
- Go!
- No! No go!

1118
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:57,434
MAN 1: (ON PA)
Torquing angles incoming.

1119
01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,603
LARRY: Tone it down with the torque.
Torque it down.

1120
01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:01,272
De-torque. De-torque.

1121
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,984
Commence ignition sequence.

1122
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,068
Roger that, flight.

1123
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:07,611
We have launch commit.

1124
01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:09,863
- No. No, no, no!
- MAN 2: (ON PA) Ten,

1125
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:12,199
nine, eight, seven...

1126
01:05:12,284 --> 01:05:14,368
- Hey, that's mine.
- No, we do not have commit.

1127
01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:17,371
Repeat. We are decommissioning
the committal of the launch

1128
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:20,416
and it is now
a negatory launch phase.

1129
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:23,127
We are in a no-fly,
no-go phase.

1130
01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:27,923
That is a November-Gorgon
phase of non-flying!

1131
01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:28,383
Fine!

1132
01:05:28,408 --> 01:05:29,907
And we're gonna say good night.

1133
01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:32,511
Thank you. Good work.
Over and out.

1134
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,764
- LARRY: Sorry.
- Damn, that was disappointing.

1135
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,808
MAN: Come on.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

1136
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,436
Hey, little space monkey.

1137
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,937
(CHATTERING)

1138
01:05:43,315 --> 01:05:46,233
You're Able. Okay, good.
How you doing?

1139
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,736
Yes, good.
At ease. All right.

1140
01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:52,990
You're a polite little
fella, aren't you?

1141
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:56,201
Hey, you happen to know where those
little Einstein bobblehead guys are?

1142
01:05:57,495 --> 01:05:59,997
Mr. Daley!
I found your Einsteins.

1143
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,915
Great. Hey...

1144
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,628
Gentlemen, we're trying to crack the
combination of this tablet doodad,

1145
01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:08,213
and the writing here
says we'll find it

1146
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:11,759
if we figure out the secret at
the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.

1147
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,677
(LAUGHING)

1148
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,597
That's an easy one.
The answer's in the question.

1149
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:18,932
- What does that mean?
- "Figure out".

1150
01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:21,602
It's a figure!
I.E., a number.

1151
01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:24,521
And the Pharaoh's tomb,
I.E. the pyramids.

1152
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:27,191
Don't you get it, kid?
You're looking for the secret number

1153
01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:29,151
at the heart
of the pyramids.

1154
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,945
Well, whistle me Dixie,
the answer's pi!

1155
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,866
- Pi?
- 3.14159265, to be exact.

1156
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:39,036
Yes! 3.1495265.

1157
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,206
No, no, no,
3.14159265.

1158
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:44,375
Yeah, okay, 3.14...

1159
01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:47,461
I'm sorry, I can't tell. Is it yes or no?
Cause you just...

1160
01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:49,254
I know it's hard,
could you just...

1161
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:50,673
Don't touch the hair.

1162
01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,508
Sorry, I can't tell
if it's up or...

1163
01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:54,343
I'm a bobblehead, dummkopf,

1164
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:56,512
and that's the way, uh-huh,
uh-huh, we like it.

1165
01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:57,596
All together, now!

1166
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,482
ALL: (SINGING)
♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

1167
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:00,557
♪ We like it ♪

1168
01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:01,725
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

1169
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,811
You know, we can't all
be Einsteins, so...

1170
01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:05,062
- I can!
- We are!

1171
01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:06,689
- He is!
- Me, too!

1172
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,565
- Okay, all right.
- EINSTEIN: Okay, here it is.

1173
01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:11,110
- Can you slow it down a little bit?
- Okay.

1174
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:14,363
3.14159265.

1175
01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:16,156
Okay. 3.14...

1176
01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:17,324
I've got it.

1177
01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:19,493
- Thank you, Mr. Einsteins.
- Thank you.

1178
01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:22,246
All right. Now,

1179
01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:26,333
like the brilliant and
famous general that I am,

1180
01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:28,502
I thought long and hard
about what you said,

1181
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:32,589
and I've come up with a brand-new
and improved battle plan!

1182
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:33,841
(LAUGHS)

1183
01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:36,385
Okay.

1184
01:07:37,637 --> 01:07:41,640
I will loudly announce
that we are not

1185
01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:44,601
going to attack,
and then...

1186
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,937
Wait for it.

1187
01:07:47,021 --> 01:07:51,233
"What's the amazing Custer about to say
now? I hope he's my friend, or..."

1188
01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:53,986
(EXCLAIMS)
We attack!

1189
01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:56,321
(ALL LAUGHING)

1190
01:07:57,949 --> 01:08:01,535
Didn't expect your friend to
run off like that, did you?

1191
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:04,246
He's coming back,
Ka-Ka-Ro.

1192
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:08,125
Sure as moon shines on a
mongoose, he'll be here.

1193
01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:11,420
I would save my
breath if I were you.

1194
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:13,672
You don't have
many left.

1195
01:08:16,718 --> 01:08:19,178
We've got about 10 minutes
to get over there to Jed.

1196
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:22,097
I think we make a good team,
perhaps more than a team.

1197
01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:24,183
Um, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, wait.

1198
01:08:24,267 --> 01:08:26,027
What's the matter?
You didn't like kissing me?

1199
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:29,980
No, I did. It was great. I mean, the
slapping hurt a little bit, but...

1200
01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,107
So you don't
like me, then.

1201
01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:34,443
Of course I like you.
You're incredible.

1202
01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:36,862
I think you're an amazing person.
You're...

1203
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:40,866
It's just there are certain issues
that would prevent us from...

1204
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,410
I just... You're not...

1205
01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:45,204
I'm not what, Mr. Daley?

1206
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:51,043
Okay. You're made of...

1207
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:53,754
Made of...

1208
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:06,975
Wonderful things. You're made
of good, wonderful things.

1209
01:09:10,688 --> 01:09:11,772
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1210
01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,191
Come on.

1211
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,989
Gentlemen, could you
buy us some time please?

1212
01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:23,242
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)

1213
01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,664
It'll have to do.

1214
01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:33,001
No! That's the
first plane ever made!

1215
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:35,754
It's made out of
balsa wood and paper.

1216
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:37,297
It's made out of
spruce and canvas

1217
01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:39,383
and good old-fashioned
American ingenuity.

1218
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:41,969
Are you coming, or what?

1219
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:48,725
Out of our way!

1220
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:49,935
I don't think so.

1221
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,603
(PROPELLER WHIRRING)

1222
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,021
They're getting away!

1223
01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:54,606
(ALL CLAMORING)

1224
01:09:57,151 --> 01:10:00,320
Hang on, Mr. Daley. Things are
about to get interesting.

1225
01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:10,080
A lady pilot!
Preposterous!

1226
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,915
Think again, boys!

1227
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,458
Oh, she's good.

1228
01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:17,671
(ALL SCREAMING)

1229
01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:30,434
(WIRE TWANGING)

1230
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:33,145
- Uh-oh.
- What? What? What uh-oh?

1231
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,397
One of the wires is jammed.
I'm going to have to loosen it.

1232
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,691
- Here, take the stick!
- No! I'm not gonna... No!

1233
01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:39,318
I know you've got
moxie in you yet.

1234
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:42,988
Moxie doesn't fly planes! People who
have pilots' licenses fly planes!

1235
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:44,615
- Okay.
- She's all yours.

1236
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,994
I don't want it!
I don't want the stick!

1237
01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:55,542
Don't look now, Mr. Daley,
but you're flying an airplane!

1238
01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:08,764
Able! The doors!

1239
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,557
(EXCLAIMS)

1240
01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:12,267
(CHATTERING)

1241
01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:21,526
(ALARM BLARING)

1242
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,699
- Got it!
- Pull!

1243
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,287
Pull up!

1244
01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:33,789
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1245
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,335
(EXCLAIMS)

1246
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,419
Yes!

1247
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,338
Godspeed, Amelia Earhart!

1248
01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:42,839
Godspeed.

1249
01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:23,755
JEDEDIAH: Look a little
nervous there, Ramen Noodle.

1250
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,049
'Cause for me, this is like
a spa treatment.

1251
01:12:26,426 --> 01:12:30,637
Sand baths are really rejuvenating
for the skin. Exfoliates.

1252
01:12:31,389 --> 01:12:32,764
Giving up yet?

1253
01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:34,766
Not quite yet, no.

1254
01:12:35,435 --> 01:12:39,604
In fact, let's see
if we can't make time fly.

1255
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,732
(GRUNTING)

1256
01:12:43,484 --> 01:12:45,277
(PLANE APPROACHING)

1257
01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:47,237
What is that funny sound?

1258
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:56,955
(GROANS)

1259
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,625
(AMELIA GASPS)

1260
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:10,594
Stop!

1261
01:13:11,763 --> 01:13:14,139
Right there, please,
Mr. Daley.

1262
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,349
Well. Well, well, well!

1263
01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:18,935
You certainly know how to
make an entrance, Mr. Daley.

1264
01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,437
Time to recruit
some backup.

1265
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,981
I hope for your little
friend's sake, here,

1266
01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:25,442
that you also figured out
the combination.

1267
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,069
- Give me Jed.
- Oh, no, no, no.

1268
01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:29,905
First, give me the combination
and hand over that tablet.

1269
01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,615
I'll give you the tablet
and the combination

1270
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,366
when you release my friends
and give him back to me.

1271
01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:37,329
I shall release what I want to release
the moment I want to release it.

1272
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,039
Great. And I'll release
what I want to release

1273
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:40,832
at the exact moment that I
want to release it, okay?

1274
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:43,627
Tell me the combination and
give me that tablet right now

1275
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:45,670
or I shall kill
all of your friends,

1276
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,548
starting with the little
shaggy-headed little cowman here.

1277
01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:52,010
I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor,
let me take this guy!

1278
01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:54,721
Don't worry, I got this handled.
You don't want to give me my friends,

1279
01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:56,640
then you're not gonna get your
combination or your tablet.

1280
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,183
- All right, I'll tell you what.
- Good.

1281
01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:01,144
They didn't call me Kahmunrah
the Trustworthy for nothing.

1282
01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:03,897
Here you go. They didn't call
me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy!

1283
01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:05,899
They called me Kahmunrah
the Bloodthirsty,

1284
01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:09,611
who kills whoever doesn't give
Kahmunrah exactly what he wants

1285
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:12,030
in the moment that he wants
it, which is right now,

1286
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,325
when I had also better get the
combination and the tablet!

1287
01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:17,577
That's what
they called you?

1288
01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:18,912
It was shorter
in Egyptian.

1289
01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:20,705
Great, I'll give you the combination
after you give him back.

1290
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:23,834
How dare you? If you touch that
again, I shall kill you right now.

1291
01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:25,544
- Okay.
- Do not touch this.

1292
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:26,837
This is a no-touching zone!

1293
01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:28,463
Good. Well, then...

1294
01:14:28,548 --> 01:14:32,592
Oh, my God! I can't believe you
reached across like that again!

1295
01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:36,096
I can't even believe it!
Oh, God, I want to kill you right...

1296
01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,056
If you didn't know
this combination,

1297
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,891
you'd be so dead
right now,

1298
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,268
it would be
unbelievable.

1299
01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:42,978
Great, but I do know
the combination.

1300
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:47,149
Don't cross this line
with your hand!

1301
01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:53,155
How dare you! If you speak
again, I'm going to kill you.

1302
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:54,739
Do you understand this?

1303
01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:56,665
Don't say it! Oh, God,
I see you getting ready.

1304
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,910
- I wasn't gonna say anything.
- Oh, my God, don't say anything.

1305
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,121
I shall murder you
if you talk again.

1306
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:06,334
Now give me that tablet and
tell me the combination.

1307
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:09,254
Okay. After you give me Jed
and release my friends.

1308
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:11,548
- You did all three!
- What?

1309
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:13,550
You spoke and you reached
your hand across!

1310
01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:15,594
Look. I can talk to you
about this all night, okay?

1311
01:15:15,595 --> 01:15:16,995
- How about this?
- Look, just give...

1312
01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,347
How about I don't kill you right
now, like I really, really want to,

1313
01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:21,474
and I give you
precisely five seconds

1314
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:24,269
to give me that tablet and
tell me the combination?

1315
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:27,939
We already got the combination.
It's pi.

1316
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:33,069
- 3.14159265.
- EINSTEIN: No!

1317
01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:34,779
- (SHUSHING) Hey.
- Sorry.

1318
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,824
So Crazy Hair here,
he sang.

1319
01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:41,578
Oh, did he sing!
Like a canary.

1320
01:15:42,288 --> 01:15:43,747
I'm sorry, Larry.

1321
01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:45,874
Enough out of you! Remember
what happened last time?

1322
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:48,251
- That's enough.
- EINSTEIN: Stupid man.

1323
01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,130
You okay?

1324
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:53,757
Yeah, thanks.

1325
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:56,301
Must be a real bummer
for you, Larry,

1326
01:15:57,261 --> 01:16:01,306
knowing that all of your valiant
efforts were, in the end, for naught.

1327
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:06,394
What a terrible disappointment
you must be to yourself.

1328
01:16:09,941 --> 01:16:11,566
(HUMMING)

1329
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,114
KAHMUNRAH:
Do you hear that humming sound?

1330
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,743
Do you know what
that sound is?

1331
01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:25,288
It's rhetorical.

1332
01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:29,584
That is the sound
of the End.

1333
01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:35,215
(CHANTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1334
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:38,969
I'm sorry, Jed.

1335
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:41,429
(SIGHS) You did your
best, Gigantor.

1336
01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:44,641
Dadgum it, we almost
had him, too.

1337
01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:47,936
No, I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't around
the last couple of years at the museum.

1338
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:50,188
Maybe none of this
would have happened.

1339
01:16:50,273 --> 01:16:52,482
You don't get it,
do you, Gigantor?

1340
01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:54,985
I didn't call you 'cause
we needed your help.

1341
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:56,736
Sure, we were in
a little pickle,

1342
01:16:56,821 --> 01:16:58,382
but it wouldn't have
been the first time

1343
01:16:58,406 --> 01:17:01,032
I had to wrestle my way
out of a root sack.

1344
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:04,869
No, partner. I called you
'cause you needed us.

1345
01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:09,082
That fancy suit you've been parading
around in these past couple years,

1346
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,251
that there's
a hanging suit.

1347
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:14,212
All gussied up,
but dead inside.

1348
01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:16,172
That ain't you.

1349
01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:19,634
- And I'll tell you another thing.
- Yeah.

1350
01:17:19,719 --> 01:17:21,386
This night
ain't over yet.

1351
01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:25,265
This little Midnight Cowboy's
got some fight left in him.

1352
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:28,518
Something tells me
you do, too. Ho, now!

1353
01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:47,704
(EINSTEIN YELLS)

1354
01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:02,260
Welcome to the new, extended
reign of Kahmunrah,

1355
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,137
Fifth King of Egypt

1356
01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:06,973
and now the world!

1357
01:18:07,558 --> 01:18:10,935
Horus, Ra, my warriors,
come forth!

1358
01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:16,399
Send Larry Daley and his
friends to their doom!

1359
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:17,942
(SQUAWKS)

1360
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:39,798
(SHOUTING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1361
01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:42,842
OCTAVIUS:
Halt!

1362
01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:46,721
The mighty Octavius
has returned!

1363
01:18:46,806 --> 01:18:52,227
I ride on the back of nature's
most fearsome creature! I ride

1364
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:56,523
the squirrel!

1365
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,817
(CHATTERING AGGRESSIVELY)

1366
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:02,195
Forward now,
my mighty steed!

1367
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:08,410
Whoa, girl! Easy.

1368
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:10,662
Do you wish to
surrender honorably?

1369
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,998
Or must this end with the
spilling of your blood?

1370
01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:18,837
This? This is
your big rescue?

1371
01:19:19,713 --> 01:19:22,674
Oh, no. This is!

1372
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,265
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1373
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,729
What is that thing?

1374
01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:38,940
The name
is Abraham Lincoln.

1375
01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:41,317
And you, sir,
are in a heap of trouble!

1376
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:42,485
Attack it!

1377
01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:45,155
(SHOUTING ORDERS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1378
01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,323
(CAWING)

1379
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:51,703
Disgusting half-pigeons!

1380
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,210
(SHRIEKING)

1381
01:20:02,339 --> 01:20:04,799
KAHMUNRAH:
No, no, no! Hello?

1382
01:20:04,884 --> 01:20:07,218
Adiós, bird brains!

1383
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,012
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no!

1384
01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,097
Goodbye, strange birdmen.

1385
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:13,183
Do not return
to the Underworld!

1386
01:20:13,267 --> 01:20:15,268
Yes, yes, do go back
into the Underworld!

1387
01:20:15,352 --> 01:20:16,895
Thank you for coming!
Good night!

1388
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,062
KAHMUNRAH:
No, no!

1389
01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:29,741
Oh, this is awkward.

1390
01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:32,869
It appears
my work here is done.

1391
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:38,917
Just remember, son, a house divided
against itself cannot stand.

1392
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,294
(GLASS SHATTERING)

1393
01:20:41,712 --> 01:20:42,754
Farewell.

1394
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,840
What now?

1395
01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:47,467
You know,
I'm not quite sure.

1396
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:52,263
I suppose we should probably
start by watching him die.

1397
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:56,768
Streltsy!
Make him dead!

1398
01:20:58,395 --> 01:20:59,729
(BUGLE SOUNDING)

1399
01:20:59,813 --> 01:21:01,606
Now what?

1400
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:07,153
We are not going
to attack right

1401
01:21:07,238 --> 01:21:10,365
now!

1402
01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:11,950
(ALL CHEERING)

1403
01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,959
Get them!

1404
01:21:21,085 --> 01:21:22,627
(ALL CLAMORING)

1405
01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:43,356
Fear not, Larry!
I will help Jedediah!

1406
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:45,108
You come at them
from behind!

1407
01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:49,404
- Hey, what's going on?
- I'm hiding.

1408
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:51,739
Hiding? What are you doing?
Come on, we need you.

1409
01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:54,075
I'm a failure.

1410
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:55,868
Hey, no, you're not.

1411
01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:58,705
Did you foolishly lead 208
Americans to their deaths

1412
01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:00,498
at the Battle
of Little Bighorn?

1413
01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:06,129
- No.
- No. Not good. Not good at all.

1414
01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:07,255
That's not good.

1415
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:08,631
Sure, I talk a good game,

1416
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:10,008
but the truth
of the matter is,

1417
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:11,509
I don't deserve
these stars.

1418
01:22:13,012 --> 01:22:16,347
I will always be famous
for my biggest failure.

1419
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,518
Hey.

1420
01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:22,895
The past is
the past, okay?

1421
01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:26,357
Right now, this
moment, this night,

1422
01:22:27,818 --> 01:22:29,694
this is what you're
gonna be remembered for.

1423
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,114
This is your
last stand.

1424
01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:43,541
(WHINING)

1425
01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:47,629
(WHIMPERING)

1426
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:51,966
They need a leader.

1427
01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,551
Yeah, they need a leader.

1428
01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,136
(LAUGHING)

1429
01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:57,472
Yeah? You want to be
their leader, huh?

1430
01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:00,308
- Yeah, I do.
- Let's do this!

1431
01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:02,060
- All right?
- Yeah.

1432
01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:03,478
Let's go!

1433
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,480
(HOOTING)

1434
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:07,231
Not good!

1435
01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:08,733
Larry!

1436
01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:10,526
Hey, Able!

1437
01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:11,611
I want to help!

1438
01:23:11,737 --> 01:23:12,820
Oh, great.

1439
01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:14,614
Who are you?
This is my museum!

1440
01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:16,741
Well, he's my human.
Back off!

1441
01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:18,910
You need all the help
you can get, Jungle-Dweller!

1442
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:20,119
Get over yourself
space snob!

1443
01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:21,204
Guys! Hey, guys!

1444
01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:23,208
This is not the time to
get into this, all right?

1445
01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:26,751
Dexter, you know better.

1446
01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:30,634
All right? That's what
happens when you do that!

1447
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:32,006
You get that.

1448
01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:35,259
(GROANS)

1449
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:36,761
(BOTH CHATTERING)

1450
01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:41,599
Stop! Just stop! Stop!

1451
01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:45,144
Now, listen. You're
both proud capuchin!

1452
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:47,822
You need to concentrate
on slapping the enemy!

1453
01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:50,733
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1454
01:23:51,694 --> 01:23:52,985
Keep it together,
all right?

1455
01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:54,987
Come on, let's go!
Let's do it!

1456
01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:58,366
Jedediah! They need us!

1457
01:23:58,450 --> 01:23:59,784
I ain't gonna make it!

1458
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,662
Afraid this cowboy's been
to his last hoedown.

1459
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:09,001
Octavius, remember me as
I was, wild, and free, and...

1460
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:12,046
No need for final words.

1461
01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:14,048
- I'm not finished yet.
- Oh.

1462
01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:15,934
I want to get to the story
of our relationship,

1463
01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:18,302
the evolution
from enemy to friends.

1464
01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:19,512
No!

1465
01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:20,763
It'll make you cry!

1466
01:24:20,848 --> 01:24:24,142
No! Because you
are going to live!

1467
01:24:28,355 --> 01:24:29,814
(SCREAMS)

1468
01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:32,442
Whoo!

1469
01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:36,571
Let's go to work.

1470
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:37,822
Have a sword.

1471
01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:40,158
Sword!

1472
01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,010
OCTAVIUS:
Incoming!

1473
01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,401
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1474
01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:18,196
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1475
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,530
That smarts.

1476
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,828
You smack, you kick!
You smack, you kick!

1477
01:25:25,913 --> 01:25:29,248
You smack, you kick! Teamwork, fellas!
Wunderbar!

1478
01:25:33,212 --> 01:25:34,545
How you doing, fellas?

1479
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,047
Boom! Bam!

1480
01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:40,760
(ALL CLAMORING)

1481
01:25:42,054 --> 01:25:44,222
(CHATTERING)

1482
01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:07,453
- Are you all right?
- Never better.

1483
01:26:07,579 --> 01:26:09,705
Listen, when I give you the signal,
I want you to open the gate.

1484
01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:11,374
I take it
you have a plan.

1485
01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:12,959
I'm gonna
divide the house.

1486
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,420
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1487
01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:20,216
The tablet! Now!

1488
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:21,717
Okay, sure,
you can have it.

1489
01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:23,882
Just tell me who the boss is
and I'll give it to you.

1490
01:26:23,929 --> 01:26:26,430
Or should I give it to Kahmunrah?
He's your master, right?

1491
01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:28,641
Nyet! He is not
our master!

1492
01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:30,351
Really? 'Cause
he acts like he is.

1493
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:32,436
But fine, just tell me who the
boss is and you can have it.

1494
01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:34,939
Hey! That'd be me.

1495
01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:39,443
This man is a peasant! I am the
only one here of noble birth!

1496
01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:42,488
Really? 'Cause he's got more
medals and a bigger hat, but...

1497
01:26:42,614 --> 01:26:44,615
Thank you. You might
got a lot of medals,

1498
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:47,326
but you put one of your little
child hands on that tablet again,

1499
01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:50,246
it'll be the last thing them tiny
little mitts of yours ever touch.

1500
01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:52,206
Why would you touch
little Nippy?

1501
01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:54,208
(WHISTLES)

1502
01:26:54,293 --> 01:26:55,626
I can handle this, okay?

1503
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:58,796
You can handle nothing!
You can barely speak, you fool!

1504
01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:01,048
You know what?
No problem.

1505
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:02,800
I'll give it to you.
You see that?

1506
01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,218
(EXCLAIMS)

1507
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,554
(SCREAMS)

1508
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,306
CAPONE: Oh, you're
a spunky little fella!

1509
01:27:12,477 --> 01:27:17,899
Very clever, Mr. Daley, getting
them to fight amongst themselves.

1510
01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:19,817
Yeah. I can't
really take credit.

1511
01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:21,777
It was
Abraham Lincoln's idea.

1512
01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:24,238
You know,
a house divided can't...

1513
01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:27,074
- Doesn't do well.
- Yes, well,

1514
01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:30,870
you should have saved yourself
when you had the chance,

1515
01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:34,749
because now I shall have
the tremendous pleasure

1516
01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:36,500
of killing you myself!

1517
01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:56,979
(GRUNTS)

1518
01:28:27,260 --> 01:28:28,636
What are you?

1519
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,223
I'm the night guard.

1520
01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:35,726
No!

1521
01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:44,819
(ALL CHEERING)

1522
01:28:44,903 --> 01:28:46,821
Victory is ours!

1523
01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:49,740
Yeah!

1524
01:28:55,205 --> 01:28:57,415
Whoo! That's what
I'm talking about!

1525
01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,375
(LAUGHS)
Yeah!

1526
01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:06,674
I'd say somebody
found his moxie.

1527
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,594
The Battle of
the Smithsonian.

1528
01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:15,641
Perhaps the greatest battle
the world will never know.

1529
01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,353
We'll know.

1530
01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:24,358
Yeah.

1531
01:29:26,153 --> 01:29:28,946
Oh, man, I got an hour till sunrise.
I got to get you guys back.

1532
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:33,034
JEDEDIAH: In case you forgot, Gigantor,
they don't want us there anymore.

1533
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:34,493
Well, I do.

1534
01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:40,875
Hey, think you could
hook us up with a ride?

1535
01:29:42,169 --> 01:29:44,003
My pleasure, of course.

1536
01:29:44,796 --> 01:29:48,299
Hang on a second. One last
thing I got to take care of.

1537
01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:51,719
Come on, boy!
Come on, come on!

1538
01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:52,887
(GIANT SQUID
EXCLAIMING GLEEFULLY)

1539
01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,138
Get in there!

1540
01:29:57,017 --> 01:29:58,476
Feels good, right?

1541
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:05,483
You're welcome! Just get back
inside by sunrise, okay?

1542
01:30:19,206 --> 01:30:22,124
These are promising days,
indeed.

1543
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:46,941
All right.
Hey, come on, guys.

1544
01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,943
Remember, stay with
your buddy, all right?

1545
01:30:49,027 --> 01:30:50,111
(CAVEMEN GRUNTING)

1546
01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:51,570
Good, good.

1547
01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:02,456
(CHATTERING)

1548
01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:04,291
Well, you're back
where you belong.

1549
01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:08,212
Yeah. Think so.

1550
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:13,717
(SIGHS)

1551
01:31:15,053 --> 01:31:16,512
I guess
I should be going.

1552
01:31:16,596 --> 01:31:17,680
Mmm.

1553
01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:20,474
Hey, Amelia.

1554
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:25,729
That thing that I was trying
to tell you about earlier...

1555
01:31:28,567 --> 01:31:31,068
There's not really
an easy way to put this,

1556
01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:33,988
but, in the morning...

1557
01:31:34,072 --> 01:31:36,157
I know what's coming,
Mr. Daley.

1558
01:31:36,241 --> 01:31:37,616
I've always known.

1559
01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:41,078
But it doesn't matter.

1560
01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:45,124
You've given me the adventure
of a lifetime in one night.

1561
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:50,671
And I have a feeling it's going
to be a beautiful sunrise.

1562
01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:00,514
Have fun.

1563
01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:11,108
Thanks.

1564
01:32:24,581 --> 01:32:25,748
Hmm!

1565
01:33:02,327 --> 01:33:06,163
I don't know about you fellas, but this
old cowboy just got to second base.

1566
01:33:09,042 --> 01:33:10,251
OCTAVIUS:
There she goes.

1567
01:33:10,335 --> 01:33:11,535
JEDEDIAH:
Straight towards...

1568
01:33:13,004 --> 01:33:14,713
Canada.

1569
01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:17,549
She's heading to Canada.

1570
01:33:19,886 --> 01:33:21,845
No, now she
course-corrected.

1571
01:33:26,476 --> 01:33:27,768
Here, head on
downstairs, guys.

1572
01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:29,311
- JEDEDIAH: All righty.
- OCTAVIUS: Good night, Larry.

1573
01:33:29,396 --> 01:33:30,854
Hey, boy,
how's it going?

1574
01:33:32,482 --> 01:33:35,234
Lawrence! Bless you
for bringing them back.

1575
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:38,028
And might I say, a hearty
well-done is in order.

1576
01:33:38,154 --> 01:33:41,573
And may I also point out, they
cannot hide in the basement forever.

1577
01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:43,284
Yeah. No, I think
I got that figured out.

1578
01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:44,451
- Really?
- Yeah.

1579
01:33:44,536 --> 01:33:46,370
Sun come, dum-dum.

1580
01:33:47,372 --> 01:33:49,573
Our moai friend is right.
The dawn will soon be upon us.

1581
01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,083
- Hey, Teddy.
- Hmm?

1582
01:33:51,167 --> 01:33:52,626
Remember the other night
you were saying something

1583
01:33:52,711 --> 01:33:54,044
about the key to happiness?

1584
01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:54,439
Did I?

1585
01:33:54,464 --> 01:33:55,847
You said,
"The key to happiness is..."

1586
01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:58,299
And then the sun came up
and you froze.

1587
01:33:58,425 --> 01:34:00,217
- I think I got it figured out.
- Yes?

1588
01:34:00,719 --> 01:34:04,013
It's doing what you love, isn't it?
With people you love.

1589
01:34:06,266 --> 01:34:08,186
Actually, I was going to
say "physical exercise",

1590
01:34:08,226 --> 01:34:09,601
but the love thing's
good, too.

1591
01:34:15,358 --> 01:34:16,358
Lawrence!

1592
01:34:16,401 --> 01:34:17,568
Yeah.

1593
01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:21,572
Welcome home, son.

1594
01:34:23,908 --> 01:34:25,367
Thanks.

1595
01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:42,009
Well, folks,
the wait is over.

1596
01:34:42,093 --> 01:34:43,886
After two months
of renovation,

1597
01:34:43,970 --> 01:34:47,681
tonight, The Museum of Natural History
reopens its doors to the public.

1598
01:34:47,766 --> 01:34:50,142
As you can see, New
Yorkers are flooding in,

1599
01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:52,770
eager to see just what
changes are in store.

1600
01:34:52,896 --> 01:34:54,605
With its new,
extended night hours,

1601
01:34:54,731 --> 01:34:57,441
we're told the museum will
be more lively than ever.

1602
01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:10,662
- Well, well, well, well!
- Hey.

1603
01:35:11,498 --> 01:35:14,124
I see the uniform still fits
after these long, long years.

1604
01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:16,627
Yeah, yeah. Really hasn't
been that long, but...

1605
01:35:17,504 --> 01:35:21,465
So, to what do we owe
this "triumphant" return?

1606
01:35:21,591 --> 01:35:25,010
Not cut out for the "corporate"
jungle after all. Got fired.

1607
01:35:26,805 --> 01:35:29,765
No, actually,
I sold my company.

1608
01:35:29,849 --> 01:35:32,810
The world doth move
in mysterious ways.

1609
01:35:32,936 --> 01:35:35,729
One day, we've got to get
rid of everything old,

1610
01:35:35,814 --> 01:35:41,860
the next, a rich, anonymous
donor gives a huge endowment.

1611
01:35:41,986 --> 01:35:45,948
With a proviso, everything
stays the same. So...

1612
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:52,455
Well, not exactly the
same, obviously.

1613
01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:52,938
No.

1614
01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:55,958
Bully, lads and ladies, the
name is Theodore Roosevelt,

1615
01:35:56,042 --> 01:36:00,879
naturalist, Rough Rider and twenty-sixth
President of these great United States.

1616
01:36:01,005 --> 01:36:04,508
Come along, lad. The hunt is afoot.
Lawrence.

1617
01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:12,891
Hey, you dum-dums
bring me gum-gum?

1618
01:36:13,935 --> 01:36:16,061
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1619
01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:19,565
(ALL LAUGHING)

1620
01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:24,069
My parents gave me this
tablet some 3,000 years ago,

1621
01:36:24,195 --> 01:36:28,323
entrusting me with one of my
people's most prized possessions.

1622
01:36:28,408 --> 01:36:29,950
Does it do anything?

1623
01:36:30,034 --> 01:36:31,243
Do anything?

1624
01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:33,370
Yeah. What's the point
if it doesn't do anything?

1625
01:36:34,539 --> 01:36:35,622
Tell 'em.

1626
01:36:35,707 --> 01:36:40,210
Actually, it has a magical power that
brings all the exhibits to life.

1627
01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:41,753
No, really,
what's it do?

1628
01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:45,924
Nothing. It's just
for decoration.

1629
01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:47,384
- (WHISPERS) I knew it.
- Mmm-hmm.

1630
01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:52,389
This place is lame. This thing
doesn't even look real.

1631
01:36:52,515 --> 01:36:55,601
Seriously, dude,
these animatronics suck.

1632
01:36:56,436 --> 01:36:57,686
(ROARING LOUDLY)

1633
01:36:57,979 --> 01:36:59,521
(SCREAMING)

1634
01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:03,525
(TRUMPETING)

1635
01:37:05,069 --> 01:37:06,487
- Mammoth?
- Yeah.

1636
01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:08,030
Extinct!

1637
01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:09,656
Today's technology
is beyond me.

1638
01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:10,782
I know.
It's so lifelike.

1639
01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:12,784
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something else.

1640
01:37:13,203 --> 01:37:14,995
You'll stick around
a bit longer this time,

1641
01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:17,748
or you gonna run away again
when you get something better?

1642
01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:20,355
- I'm gonna stay.
- Stay, for a long time.

1643
01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:21,585
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1644
01:37:22,253 --> 01:37:27,382
Good. 'Cause, as night
guards go, you're...

1645
01:37:27,467 --> 01:37:28,509
(THROAT CATCHES)

1646
01:37:28,593 --> 01:37:30,886
- What?
- The best.

1647
01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:33,722
Excuse me.

1648
01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,271
You, the toddler!
Don't hug the displays.

1649
01:38:17,976 --> 01:38:19,059
I'm sorry. Hi.

1650
01:38:19,143 --> 01:38:21,144
I don't mean to stare.
I just...

1651
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:24,648
You look a lot like
somebody I know, and...

1652
01:38:25,441 --> 01:38:26,817
I get that a lot.

1653
01:38:26,943 --> 01:38:27,652
Do you?

1654
01:38:27,677 --> 01:38:30,511
Yeah. I guess I have
that kind of face.

1655
01:38:31,155 --> 01:38:32,864
- Familiar.
- Yeah.

1656
01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:36,952
You're not by any chance related
to Amelia Earhart, are you?

1657
01:38:37,704 --> 01:38:39,079
- No.
- No.

1658
01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:41,164
- No, I don't think so.
- Of course you're not.

1659
01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:43,041
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe I'm...

1660
01:38:43,126 --> 01:38:45,210
I just had to ask.
I'm sorry.

1661
01:38:45,837 --> 01:38:49,298
She was that woman who
flew across the Pacific.

1662
01:38:49,382 --> 01:38:51,216
- The Atlantic.
- Atlantic. Of course.

1663
01:38:51,342 --> 01:38:53,802
First woman to fly across the Atlantic,
and she received the Flying Cross,

1664
01:38:53,886 --> 01:38:55,512
first woman to do that.

1665
01:38:56,222 --> 01:38:59,391
- That's very cool.
- Yeah, she was cool.

1666
01:39:06,858 --> 01:39:10,402
Hey, you know what you should check
out is the the Hall of Miniatures.

1667
01:39:12,071 --> 01:39:14,656
Could you take me there?
I'm always getting lost.

1668
01:39:17,076 --> 01:39:21,038
Yeah, I know. Sure.
Yeah, I'll show you. Come on.

1669
01:39:21,706 --> 01:39:23,206
Thank you.

1670
01:39:23,708 --> 01:39:25,876
- I'm Larry Daley.
- Tess.

1671
01:39:40,558 --> 01:39:42,601
(EXCLAIMS)

1672
01:40:00,953 --> 01:40:02,704
WOMAN:
Joseph, time for dinner!

1673
01:40:02,789 --> 01:40:03,997
One second, Ma!

1674
01:40:04,082 --> 01:40:08,293
Joey Motorola, you get down
here for supper right now!

1675
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:11,922
I said one second, Ma! I really
think I'm on to something here!

1676
01:40:12,715 --> 01:40:15,425
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪

1677
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:18,011
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪

1678
01:40:18,096 --> 01:40:21,515
♪ That'd be alright ♪

1679
01:40:21,599 --> 01:40:25,102
♪ It'll be alright ♪

1680
01:40:25,603 --> 01:40:28,897
♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪

1681
01:40:28,981 --> 01:40:34,111
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪

1682
01:40:34,195 --> 01:40:39,908
♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪

1683
01:40:40,993 --> 01:40:43,245
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1684
01:40:43,788 --> 01:40:46,748
♪ Gonna fly with me now ♪

1685
01:40:51,170 --> 01:40:54,047
♪ Now the past ♪

1686
01:40:54,132 --> 01:40:56,466
♪ Has come alive ♪

1687
01:40:56,551 --> 01:40:59,928
♪ And give it meaning ♪

1688
01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:03,598
♪ And a reason ♪

1689
01:41:03,683 --> 01:41:08,311
♪ To give all I can ♪

1690
01:41:09,772 --> 01:41:14,943
♪ To believe once again ♪

1691
01:41:16,571 --> 01:41:19,573
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪

1692
01:41:19,657 --> 01:41:21,992
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪

1693
01:41:22,076 --> 01:41:25,495
♪ That'd be alright ♪

1694
01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:29,458
♪ It'll be alright ♪

1695
01:41:29,542 --> 01:41:32,836
♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪

1696
01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:38,091
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪

1697
01:41:38,176 --> 01:41:43,305
♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪

1698
01:41:43,389 --> 01:41:46,433
♪ Maybe you were just a friend ♪

1699
01:41:46,517 --> 01:41:49,686
♪ Knowing you were miles away ♪

1700
01:41:49,771 --> 01:41:54,399
♪ From the place ♪
♪ where you needed to be ♪

1701
01:41:54,484 --> 01:41:58,111
♪ And that's right here with me ♪

1702
01:41:59,864 --> 01:42:02,532
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪

1703
01:42:02,992 --> 01:42:05,285
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪

1704
01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:08,205
♪ That'd be alright ♪

1705
01:42:12,627 --> 01:42:16,087
♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪

1706
01:42:16,172 --> 01:42:21,218
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪

1707
01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:27,641
♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪

1708
01:42:38,069 --> 01:42:41,238
♪ If it's you and me forever ♪

1709
01:42:41,322 --> 01:42:43,782
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪

1710
01:42:43,866 --> 01:42:47,118
♪ That'd be alright ♪

1711
01:42:47,203 --> 01:42:51,122
♪ It'll be alright ♪

1712
01:42:51,207 --> 01:42:54,501
♪ Chasing stars ♪
♪ to lose our shadow ♪

1713
01:42:54,585 --> 01:42:59,506
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪
♪ turned out fine ♪

1714
01:42:59,590 --> 01:43:06,471
♪ So won't you fly, fly ♪

1715
01:43:07,390 --> 01:43:12,978
♪ fly with me? ♪