Main Character: Ferrous Fellow
Friends: Snowball
Father: Rametarin
Teachers: Luke (writing teacher) Dolphin (gym teacher) Anonex (principal) Tiki (janitor and shop teacher)

Love Interest:

Toxie (gay bro)
Jane Doe (romantic)
Dr. Girlfriend (whore)
Jonix (the sexy one)
Keldor (trap)
Pym (neurotic)
Sagehoge (nerdy)
Astro (shy)
JUNK (tsundere)