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- --[[
- im not gonna be able to finish htis in one day
- please help
- ]]
- return {
- ACTIONFAIL =
- {
- SHAVE =
- {
- AWAKEBEEFALO = "OK ITS CHILDISH GAMBINO.",
- GENERIC = "EVERY NIGGER IS A STAR",
- NOBITS = "I PRAY MY DICK GET BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER!",
- },
- STORE =
- {
- GENERIC = "ALL MOI LIFE.",
- NOTALLOWED = "SHES THE REASON FOR THE WORD BITCH.",
- INUSE = "IM A MOD!!!",
- },
- RUMMAGE =
- {
- GENERIC = "JOHNNY DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL NO MORE",
- INUSE = "WHEN I DIE FUCK IT I WANNA GO TO HELL",
- },
- COOK =
- {
- GENERIC = "AINT IT FUNNY HOW IT HAPPEN?",
- INUSE = "NEVER THOUGHT ID BE HERE DRINKING ALMOND MILK",
- TOOFAR = "STICK MY DICK IN A PUMPKIN",
- },
- GIVE =
- {
- DEAD = "I LIVE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FEAR AND MISERY",
- SLEEPING = "I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD IN THE SINK",
- BUSY = "BOSS DOGG GIVE IT TO EM GET INVOLVED",
- },
- GIVETOPLAYER =
- {
- FULL = "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!",
- DEAD = "FUCKING DICK NOSE YOUR SHIT BLOWS",
- SLEEPING = "I USED TO GET CALLED OREO AND FAGGOT",
- BUSY = "I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR",
- },
- GIVEALLTOPLAYER =
- {
- FULL = "CAUSE IM THE NIGGA THE NIGGA NIGGA LIKE HOW YOU FIGURE",
- DEAD = "DEAD NIGGAS WITH EM DEAD NIGGAS GET EM",
- SLEEPING = "OK HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE ALL GOOD JUST A WEEK AGO"
- BUSY = "IM A BUSY NIGGA YOU A BUSY GIRL",
- },
- WRITE =
- {
- GENERIC = "WIRED HER A LETTER TO GET HER",
- INUSE = "I HAVE FOUR HUNDRED HOUSES. I HAVE FOUR HUNDRED MOUSES AND FOUR HUNDRED HOUSES.",
- },
- CHANGEIN =
- {
- GENERIC = "ME A HORNY GOAT.",
- BURNING = "MY HANDS ARE BREAD!",
- INUSE = "LOOK HOW MOTHERFUCKERS USE A NIGGA",
- },
- ATTUNE =
- {
- NOHEALTH = "NIGGAS DREAM ABOUT DYING",
- },
- },
- ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "(crazy frog sounds)",
- ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "THIS IS MOM CALL ME BYE",
- ANNOUNCE_BEES = "BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD",
- ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "MY NAMA ALEXANDER HAMILTON",
- ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "RUN CHARLIE RUN!",
- ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "LET A FAT NIGGA FUCK!",
- ANNOUNCE_COLD = "IM BOOL BALM AND BOLLECTIVE",
- ANNOUNCE_HOT = "HOT FUDGE COMIN ON IN GOOD LORD",
- ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I WENT TO DOLLAR GENERAL TO BUY A PACK OF SKITTLES",
- ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "I BEAT MY MEAT!",
- ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "THEY LIKE TO STRANGLE NIGGERS BLAMING NIGGERS SHOOTIN NIGGERS HANGIN NIGGERS",
- ANNOUNCE_EAT =
- {
- GENERIC = "I EAT ASS IM NEVER STARVIN GOD DAMN",
- PAINFUL = "MY DICK SHAPE RETARDED",
- SPOILED = "DICK GAME BERNIE SANDERS",
- STALE = "BIG BOY!",
- INVALID = "IM EATIN ONE FREE HAND!",
- YUCKY = "IM TRYNA FUCK THE DA LADY IN HER MOUTH THOUGH",
- },
- ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "NEVER DISRESPECT THE BOOTY LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS",
- ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "IF I GOTTA SLAP A PUSSY ASS NIGGA IMMA MAKE IT LOOK SEXY!",
- ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "SHE THINKIN BOUT ABORTION",
- ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "SWAG SWAG BERNIE SANDERS",
- ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "BOOTY FROM A FAR! SAME DIFFERENCE!",
- ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "IM WALKIN IN MY SKETCHERS, READY FOR WHATEVER!",
- ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL KANYE",
- ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "SKRRT!",
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