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  1. --[[
  2. im not gonna be able to finish htis in one day
  3. please help
  4. ]]
  5. return {
  6. ACTIONFAIL =
  7. {
  8. SHAVE =
  9. {
  10. AWAKEBEEFALO = "OK ITS CHILDISH GAMBINO.",
  11. GENERIC = "EVERY NIGGER IS A STAR",
  12. NOBITS = "I PRAY MY DICK GET BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER!",
  13. },
  14. STORE =
  15. {
  16. GENERIC = "ALL MOI LIFE.",
  17. NOTALLOWED = "SHES THE REASON FOR THE WORD BITCH.",
  18. INUSE = "IM A MOD!!!",
  19. },
  20. RUMMAGE =
  21. {
  22. GENERIC = "JOHNNY DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL NO MORE",
  23. INUSE = "WHEN I DIE FUCK IT I WANNA GO TO HELL",
  24. },
  25. COOK =
  26. {
  27. GENERIC = "AINT IT FUNNY HOW IT HAPPEN?",
  28. INUSE = "NEVER THOUGHT ID BE HERE DRINKING ALMOND MILK",
  29. TOOFAR = "STICK MY DICK IN A PUMPKIN",
  30. },
  31. GIVE =
  32. {
  33. DEAD = "I LIVE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FEAR AND MISERY",
  34. SLEEPING = "I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD IN THE SINK",
  35. BUSY = "BOSS DOGG GIVE IT TO EM GET INVOLVED",
  36. },
  37. GIVETOPLAYER =
  38. {
  39. FULL = "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!",
  40. DEAD = "FUCKING DICK NOSE YOUR SHIT BLOWS",
  41. SLEEPING = "I USED TO GET CALLED OREO AND FAGGOT",
  42. BUSY = "I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR",
  43. },
  44. GIVEALLTOPLAYER =
  45. {
  46. FULL = "CAUSE IM THE NIGGA THE NIGGA NIGGA LIKE HOW YOU FIGURE",
  47. DEAD = "DEAD NIGGAS WITH EM DEAD NIGGAS GET EM",
  48. SLEEPING = "OK HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE ALL GOOD JUST A WEEK AGO"
  49. BUSY = "IM A BUSY NIGGA YOU A BUSY GIRL",
  50. },
  51. WRITE =
  52. {
  53. GENERIC = "WIRED HER A LETTER TO GET HER",
  54. INUSE = "I HAVE FOUR HUNDRED HOUSES. I HAVE FOUR HUNDRED MOUSES AND FOUR HUNDRED HOUSES.",
  55. },
  56. CHANGEIN =
  57. {
  58. GENERIC = "ME A HORNY GOAT.",
  59. BURNING = "MY HANDS ARE BREAD!",
  60. INUSE = "LOOK HOW MOTHERFUCKERS USE A NIGGA",
  61. },
  62. ATTUNE =
  63. {
  64. NOHEALTH = "NIGGAS DREAM ABOUT DYING",
  65. },
  66. },
  67. ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "(crazy frog sounds)",
  68. ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "THIS IS MOM CALL ME BYE",
  69. ANNOUNCE_BEES = "BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD",
  70. ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "MY NAMA ALEXANDER HAMILTON",
  71. ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "RUN CHARLIE RUN!",
  72. ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "LET A FAT NIGGA FUCK!",
  73. ANNOUNCE_COLD = "IM BOOL BALM AND BOLLECTIVE",
  74. ANNOUNCE_HOT = "HOT FUDGE COMIN ON IN GOOD LORD",
  75. ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I WENT TO DOLLAR GENERAL TO BUY A PACK OF SKITTLES",
  76. ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "I BEAT MY MEAT!",
  77. ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "THEY LIKE TO STRANGLE NIGGERS BLAMING NIGGERS SHOOTIN NIGGERS HANGIN NIGGERS",
  78. ANNOUNCE_EAT =
  79. {
  80. GENERIC = "I EAT ASS IM NEVER STARVIN GOD DAMN",
  81. PAINFUL = "MY DICK SHAPE RETARDED",
  82. SPOILED = "DICK GAME BERNIE SANDERS",
  83. STALE = "BIG BOY!",
  84. INVALID = "IM EATIN ONE FREE HAND!",
  85. YUCKY = "IM TRYNA FUCK THE DA LADY IN HER MOUTH THOUGH",
  86. },
  87. ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "NEVER DISRESPECT THE BOOTY LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS",
  88. ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "IF I GOTTA SLAP A PUSSY ASS NIGGA IMMA MAKE IT LOOK SEXY!",
  89. ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "SHE THINKIN BOUT ABORTION",
  90. ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "SWAG SWAG BERNIE SANDERS",
  91. ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "BOOTY FROM A FAR! SAME DIFFERENCE!",
  92. ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "IM WALKIN IN MY SKETCHERS, READY FOR WHATEVER!",
  93. ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL KANYE",
  94. ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "SKRRT!",
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