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# ITEMS             #
#       Script      #
# coded by :        #
#       Massivity   #
#####################

on *:text:!givecookie *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan Thank you $nick
  }
  set %cookie [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%cookie [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick gave43 $2 a cookie ,50 $2  have %cookie [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  cookie(s)
}

on *:text:!givecake *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan Thank you $nick
  }
  set %cake [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%cake [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick gave43 $2 a hot chocolate cake ,50 $2  have %cake [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  cake(s)
}

on *:text:!givebeer *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan Thank you $nick
  }
  set %beer [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%beer [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick gave43 $2 a beer ,50 $2  have %beer [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  beer(s)
}

on *:text:!givecoke *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan Thank you $nick
  }
  set %coke [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%coke [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick gave43 $2 a glass of coke ,50 $2 have %coke [ $+ [ $2 ] ] glasses of coke
}

on *:text:!hug *:#: {
  set %hugs [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%hugs [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick hugs $2 ,50 $2 have %hugs [ $+ [ $2 ] ] hugs
}

on *:text:!lick *:#: {
  set %lick [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%lick [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick licked $2 ,50 $2 have been licked %lick [ $+ [ $2 ] ] times
}

on *:text:!giveburger *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan Thank you $nick
  }
  set %burger [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%burger [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick gave43 $2 a Big-Mac burger ,50 $2  have %burger [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  Burger(s)
}

on *:text:!givepizza *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan Thank you $nick
  }
  set %pizza [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%pizza [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick gave43 $2 a hot large pizza ,50 $2  have %pizza [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  pizza(s)
}

on *:text:!givefun *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan SUCKER!!! $nick
  }
  set %fun [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%fun [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick gave43 $2 alot of fun with 8====D-*-*-*-*-() ,50 $2  haz been amazed %fun [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  time(s)
}

on *:text:!rape *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    .msg $chan $nick i don't like dicks
  }
  set %rape [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $calc(%rape [ $+ [ $2 ] ] + 1)
  msg $chan $nick haz raped $2 with a big peen 8====D-----() ,50 $2  haz been raped %rape [ $+ [ $2 ] ]  time(s)
}