drama club meeting 2

so yesterday's drama club started off with all the class officers talkin about fall play and what not to wear and what to wear, and then all the officers showed off how not to audition. they were all basic stuff, but two stuck out in particular. for one this guy just stood there and read it with little emotion, and then they call on members to answer for what the member did wrong, and this one guy said "you didn't have enough confidence" and since there are a lot of people in drama club, whenever a joke is made the room erupts with laughter. and the other bad one was a person just yelled the script, and they called on me, to which i promptly responded with "IT'S SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK" and people laughed and laaaughed. then we got seperated into groups where we got a single prop that we had to create a scene out of. and each group was led by an officer of drama club, so i asked the officer of my group "what's the worst we can do in drama club." now he told me that you can actually get away with anything as long as it's not sexual or offensive, so actually I can get away with a lot more in the school drama club then i could in rltp. so anyways, our group got an elf on the shelf for our prop. and before our group went up i said to our officer "so if i said that i wanted a tattoo of a ufo on my ass to represent how it's out of this world, would that be okay? and he said that it was fine. now our group had 17 people, (drama club is large), so the scene involved a mom, dad, elf on the shelf, and 14 KIDS. so basically the scene starts with me (kid 2) asking my dad for a present for christmas. he responds with GO ASK YOUR MA and then dad and ma have a heated discussion to begin with, where the dad wonders why he had so many kids, and then he goes, oh yeah, i remember, and then pointed at all 14 kids and gave a location for each one of them, like "antlantic city, the 711 bathroom, the bus to montgomery, montgomery" and that was funny, so eventually all the kids asked the elf on the shelf for something, and since i was kid number 2, i finally got to ask for what i wanted for christmas. so i said to the elf on the shelf, in the sweetest little kid voice, "i want a tattoo of a ufo on my ass..." and then everyone starts laughing, including everyone on stage and in the audience, and me, and it takes a good 15 seconds for me to stop laughing and say "...to represent how it's out of this world" and then the whole audience erupted with laughter. so then the other groups went up and we had a jolly time. now drama club ended early, so i decided to stay after, because i knew my mom would be there at 4:15, and we ended at 4:00, so i stayed after. so they had to put all the stuff away in the boxes for the year. these box names were jokes in themselves, like "fancy butt poofs" and "ghost clothes." i was in charge of getting all the ghost clothes and folding them. so then after i was done with that, i noticed that the girl stuck with the vests was in a pretty bad spot, since drama club has an ABSURD amount of vests, so the girl putting the vests away just got pelted with vests, like an endless STREAM of vests, launched at her one after another. so i asked ms dolan (drama club teacher) why she had so many vests and her response was "different time periods" like that explained it. eventually i had to leave and everyone said that they were really happy to have me stay after, and they all said goodbye to me. so also, i have homeroom with dolan, so i get to hang out with the officers every morning. and today they informed me that i had the best line of the whole game, which made me feel really good. so yeah, drama club's fun and everyone in it's nice. i'm havin a great time.