[4:11pm] Salmander: The only branch that seems to be suitable is the one the squirrel is perched upon
[4:11pm] Puppetmaster: June attempts to climb up to the squirrel.
[4:12pm] Salmander: The squirrel freezes and stares at June
[4:12pm] Puppetmaster: Is June near the branch?
[4:13pm] Salmander: June is with reaching distance
[4:13pm] Puppetmaster: June climbs up toward the branch until she can swing herself over to it.
[4:13pm] Salmander: The squirrel stares deep into your soul. What devilry could hide behind those black beads?
[4:14pm] Salmander: Roll perception June
[4:14pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6 devilsquirrelsaywhat
[4:14pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: devilsquirrelsaywhat: 3 (6df+6=0, -, -, -, -, +)
[4:14pm] Salmander: June fails to notice the other squirrel above her, whose tale she just yanked instead of a branch
[4:16pm] Salmander: Her hand misses the branch and she begins to lose balance, agility
[4:16pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6
[4:16pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: 6 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, +, -, -)
[4:16pm] Salmander: June manages to keep her balance. Squirrel 2 is not so lucky and falls off the branch, plummeting to the ground.
[4:17pm] Salmander: Squirrel 1 watches squirrel 2 fall and hit the a low-hanging branch with a *crack*
[4:17pm] Salmander: Its head snaps to you
[4:18pm] Salmander: and tilts
[4:18pm] Puppetmaster: June winces and looks down at squirrel 2. Is it alive?
[4:18pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6 perception
[4:18pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: perception: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, -, 0, +, +)
[4:18pm] Salmander: It's alive, but it's fidgeting. It looks like some bones might be broken
[4:19pm] Puppetmaster: She sighs and climbs down to it.
[4:19pm] Alivi: Eriko is walking near the woods, does she see what is happening.
[4:19pm] Salmander: Roll agility June
[4:19pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6
[4:19pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: 6 (6df+6=0, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
[4:19pm] Salmander: Roll perception Eriko
[4:19pm] Alivi: 6df+8
[4:19pm] Glacon: Alivi: 8 (6df+8=0, +, 0, +, -, -)
[4:19pm] Salmander: June manages to make it down to the squirrel without tripping up
[4:20pm] Salmander: Eriko does see what's going on
[4:20pm] Puppetmaster: June attempts to pick up squirrel 2.
[4:21pm] Alivi: "What is going on?"
[4:21pm] Alivi: Eriko approches June.
[4:21pm] Salmander: Roll survival, June
[4:21pm] Puppetmaster: "Long story short, squirrel fell, might have some broken bones, going to try to fix it."
[4:22pm] Alivi: "Oh…d-don't pick it up."
[4:22pm] Alivi: "We should look at it first make sure it won't die.
[4:22pm] Puppetmaster: June stops trying to pick up said squirrel.
[4:22pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+8 medical to see if the squirrel's stable enough to move
[4:22pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: medical to see if the squirrel's stable enough to move: 8 (6df+8=+, +, -, 0, 0, -)
[4:23pm] Alivi: Eriko looks at the tree.
[4:24pm] Salmander: June will note that the squirrel seems to have multiple fractures, but it being a squirrel and all it's kind of difficult to assess exactly what bones they are or if they'll break when you touch them
[4:25pm] Salmander: Eriko will note that there's multiple squirrels in the tree, looking down at them
[4:25pm] Salmander: Staring
[4:25pm] Puppetmaster: Can June sit on the branch the squirrel is on?
[4:26pm] Salmander: She can try
[4:26pm] Puppetmaster: Without squishing it, of course.
[4:27pm] Salmander: It will require a good agility roll to step onto the branch without shaking the squirrel off of it
[4:28pm] Alivi: "…June…did you upset them?"
[4:28pm] Salmander: Compelling "Preventative Medicine" on June to get her to try and make the leap
[4:28pm] Puppetmaster: June looks up to the squirrels. "... Reckon they fancy English or French more?"
[4:28pm] Puppetmaster: Resist.
[4:28pm] Salmander: Ok
[4:29pm] Salmander: -1 AP
[4:29pm] Alivi: "….Hello little squirrels….please let us take care of your friend."
[4:29pm] Salmander: The squirrels just keep staring
[4:29pm] Salmander: Sitting stock still
[4:29pm] Salmander: Roll perception Eriko
[4:30pm] Alivi: 6df+8
[4:30pm] Glacon: Alivi: 6 (6df+8=0, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
[4:30pm] Salmander: Eriko notices squirrels are starting to appear on the branches of adjacent trees as well
[4:30pm] FlameShirt: Dougie is out on a stroll and oh so conveniently walks by. Does he see what's going on?
[4:31pm] Alivi: Eriko frowns.
[4:31pm] Alivi: "…June…what else did you do?"
[4:31pm] Puppetmaster: Can June reach the squirrel from where she's at?
[4:31pm] Salmander: I dunno Dougie, can you roll perception?
[4:31pm] Snowshoe joined the chat room.
[4:31pm] Salmander: June can just barely reach it
[4:32pm] Puppetmaster: Could she theoretically try to help it wrong this distance?
[4:32pm] Snowshoe was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[4:32pm] Salmander: wrong this distance?
[4:32pm] Puppetmaster: .....
[4:32pm] Puppetmaster: From*, he said, correcting the massive fuckup
[4:33pm] FlameShirt: 6df+6 Looking for da scary squirrels.
[4:33pm] Glacon: FlameShirt: Looking for da scary squirrels.: 3 (6df+6=+, -, -, -, -, 0)
[4:33pm] PresidentEvil: Greg oh so conveniently happens to be on an afternoon stroll... on the complete other side of the site.
[4:33pm] PresidentEvil: He doesn't notice the squirrel drama.
[4:34pm] Salmander: Not really, unless you have some little squirrel band-aids
[4:34pm] Puppetmaster: Can June see Dougie from where she's at?
[4:34pm] Alivi: Eriko sighs.
[4:34pm] Puppetmaster: "Eriko, happen to have any medical supplies on you?"
[4:34pm] Salmander: Dougie is lost amidst the vast fauna
[4:34pm] Alivi: She looks up. "….I…um….no…I just have some science supplies..."
[4:34pm] Alivi: She frowns. She should carry those...
[4:35pm] Puppetmaster: "Anything that could be /vaguely/ helpful?"
[4:35pm] Salmander: The squirrels begin advancing down the tree trunk
[4:35pm] Puppetmaster: "...." June looks up at the squirrels. "[I can help your friend if you'll leave me be for a moment.]"
[4:36pm] Salmander: Unfortunately, squirrels don't speak French, and they continue on their way
[4:36pm] Puppetmaster: She turns back down to Eriko. "Screw it, flexible sticks, pine needles, anything!"
[4:36pm] Salmander: The first one reaches the branch June is on
[4:37pm] Puppetmaster: June looks around. Are there any sticks on the nearby branches within reaching distance?
[4:37pm] Salmander: It stares at June for a second
[4:37pm] Salmander: Evaluating her
[4:37pm] Alivi: Eriko sighs she looks in her bag, "N-No…I have a knife…and I can cut fabric to make bandage."
[4:37pm] Roget|Mows is now known as Roget.
[4:37pm] Salmander: there are a few dead branches caught in the limbs of the tree, yes
[4:37pm] Salmander: The squirrel then hops from June's branch over to squirrel 2's branch
[4:37pm] Puppetmaster: "Sounds like a plan." She turns to the squirrel. "I'm trying to help." She plucks a few smaller branches from the tree.
[4:37pm] Salmander: And sinks its teeth into squirrel 2's ear
[4:38pm] Puppetmaster: "..."
[4:38pm] Salmander: Another joins in, biting squirrel 2's flank
[4:38pm] Alivi: "Eh?! What are they doing!"
[4:38pm] Salmander: And the another, chewing on its leg
[4:38pm] Alivi: "Make them stop!"
[4:38pm] Puppetmaster: June swipes at the attacking squirrels. "Fuck off!"
[4:38pm] Salmander: Squirrel 2 shrieks and squirms
[4:38pm] Puppetmaster: Agility, melee, what?
[4:38pm] Salmander: Roll melee, June
[4:39pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6
[4:39pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: 2 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, -, -)
[4:39pm] Salmander: ...
[4:39pm] Alivi: Eriko frowns.
[4:39pm] Alivi: "….We need to get it down!"
[4:39pm] Salmander: Roll agility
[4:39pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6 gulp
[4:39pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: gulp: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
[4:39pm] Salmander: June misses the swipe completely, but manages to keep her balance
[4:39pm] Salmander: Bits of fur fall to the ground in front of Eriko
[4:40pm] Alivi: Eriko staggers back.
[4:40pm] Puppetmaster: June draws her knife from under her sweater and slashes at the squirrels
[4:40pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+10 tagging stabology
[4:40pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: tagging stabology: 8 (6df+10=0, 0, -, +, -, -)
[4:40pm] Alivi: Eriko attempts to climb up to offer support.
[4:40pm] Alivi: 6df+6
[4:40pm] Glacon: Alivi: 4 (6df+6=0, +, -, -, -, 0)
[4:40pm] Salmander: June stabs a squirrel which shrieks and falls to the ground
[4:41pm] Puppetmaster: "Get back, you bastards!"
[4:41pm] Salmander: the squirrels in the adjacent trees hop down and begin feasting on it
[4:41pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+5 intimidate these fucks
[4:41pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: intimidate these fucks: 5 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, +, -, -)
[4:41pm] Alivi: Eriko frowns and jumps back down
[4:41pm] Alivi: "…June we should go back..."
[4:42pm] Salmander: June's scream barely fazes the squirrels
[4:42pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6 June now attempts to book it the fuck out of there
[4:42pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: June now attempts to book it the fuck out of there: 4 (6df+6=+, -, 0, 0, -, -)
[4:42pm] Alivi: "June!"
[4:42pm] Salmander: Blood begins pouring from the branch
[4:42pm] Puppetmaster: "On my way!"
[4:43pm] Alivi: "[Hurry up!]"
[4:43pm] Salmander: June stumbles on her way down, landing on top of the feasting frenzy on the ground beneath
[4:43pm] Alivi: "June!"
[4:43pm] thedeadlymoose joined the chat room.
[4:43pm] Alivi: Eriko runs over towards her.
[4:43pm] Salmander: Squirrels begin to scrabble over her
[4:43pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6 June slashes wildly at the crazed cannival squirrels.
[4:43pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: June slashes wildly at the crazed cannival squirrels.: 4 (6df+6=-, 0, -, -, +, 0)
[4:43pm] Alivi: Eriko tries to get to June
[4:44pm] Puppetmaster: cannibal*
[4:44pm] Salmander: She stabs another squirrel, but the additional corpse just incites more squirrels to join in
[4:44pm] Alivi: "June don't attract more!"
[4:44pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6 Run, June, run!
[4:44pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: Run, June, run!: 7 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, 0, +)
[4:45pm] Salmander: You'd have to roll strength first to get out of the pile-on
[4:45pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+4 fuck
[4:45pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: fuck: 1 (6df+4=+, -, -, 0, -, -)
[4:45pm] Salmander: June remains pinned
[4:45pm] Alivi: Eriko tries to pull June out
[4:45pm] Salmander: Dougie can hear the screams now, flameshirt
[4:45pm] Salmander: Strength, Eriko
[4:45pm] Puppetmaster: June starts screaming. "Security!"
[4:46pm] Alivi: 6df+4
[4:46pm] Glacon: Alivi: 5 (6df+4=-, +, +, +, -, 0)
[4:46pm] Magnobile left the chat room. (Client exited)
[4:46pm] FlameShirt: Dougie runs over the sounds of the shouts.
[4:46pm] Wogglebug: Arthur sits in the rec, reading peacefully.
[4:46pm] Alivi: "June! It is ok!"
[4:47pm] Salmander: Eriko manages to role June a little ways out of the pile, but she can't lift her
[4:47pm] Alivi: Eriko tries again
[4:47pm] Magnobile joined the chat room.
[4:47pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+4 June tries to take advantage of this as well
[4:47pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: June tries to take advantage of this as well: 5 (6df+4=+, -, +, 0, -, +)
[4:47pm] Alivi: 6df+4
[4:47pm] Alivi: 6df+4
[4:47pm] Glacon: Alivi: 6 (6df+4=-, +, 0, 0, +, +)
[4:47pm] Glacon: Alivi: 5 (6df+4=+, +, 0, -, +, -)
[4:48pm] Salmander: The two together manage to lift June out of the frenzy
[4:48pm] Alivi: "June…. you ok?"
[4:48pm] Puppetmaster: "I think it's time to leave!"
[4:48pm] Salmander: June is covered in fur, blood, dirt, and branches
[4:48pm] Alivi: Eriko looks at the squirrels.
[4:48pm] Puppetmaster: 6df+6 June grabs Eriko's hand and sprints the fuck out of there
[4:48pm] Glacon: Puppetmaster: June grabs Eriko's hand and sprints the fuck out of there: 6 (6df+6=+, +, -, +, -, -)
[4:48pm] Salmander: They're too busy eating to stare back anymore